J.J. Bear
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Describe your life in 3 words
True $exy beast
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So who has the $exiest A$$ on your Facebook ?
Well that's a decision I can only reach if I saw the a$$es of my FB friends
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Is your year going great ?
Is anyone's year going "great"? I doubt it. The whole world is in peril and we're all going to die soon enough. But in terms of how my year is so far, it's alright. Not too bad.
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How do you want people to treat you ?
Oh gee. I wonder. Well first off I want to be stripped naked in front of a bunch of elderly folk while they hurl soggy food and racist remarks at me. Then I want to be humiliated by being made to breakdance whilst wearing a neon pink g-string and the head from a Winnie the Pooh costume in a public place like a pub or a beach or a local fast food franchise. After that, while I'm still wearing the cartoon head, walk me around town while shocking me on the nutsack with an electric cattle prod and calling me Pretty Pretty Pooh Pooh Bear while I hum a the theme from Batman: The Animatd Series.
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Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Death of a Hater by Boondox feat Jamie Madrox
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Any movie that's based on "found footage" s*cks so much c0ck..
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I find it kind of ironic that your answer to "what type of people bore you" is the reason that I do not like you. Which is the exact reason we are no longer friends. Tad bit hypocritical don't you think? Haha
That's what irony is all about. See, I've learned a lot in these past few years. Basically since we stopped being friends. I really wish I hadn't have said anything. Sometimes it's best to keep my big thumbs shut.
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What type of people bore you ?
Those who talk about stuff that's none of their business
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:( :( :( :(
That's not a question.. Next question!?
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Money or Loyalty ?
I'll take one of each thanks
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Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
She's the mother of my daughter. But there's a reason she's my ex..
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I wish you could be here
Im missing you like crazy <\3
Payness 8====D
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Last person you argued with and why ?
Myself and whether or not to watch The Simpsons
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What's one thing u would change in ur life right now
People posting anonymous questions on here instead of messaging me on FB or creating another Qoohme so they can ask questions without being anon (kinda)
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Wanna come be my sugar daddy lol
I would, but I ain't got any sugar to share.
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What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
Nothing, I'm the one who messed up..
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Get in ma belly
Do you think it's long enough to reach your belly?
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How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
If they ask for money, I try and give what I can. They're people too!
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
The age I'm at now, because it means I'm still alive despite all the bad shiit that's happened to me in the past.
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Who told you they loved you last
What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
This stupid fvcking site...
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
The one that has at least one wheel and engine parts..
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Name anyone you dated in the past ?
In alphabetical order? Abigail Amanda Amber Belinda Bethany Christina Gail Georgia Jacinta Jamie Kayla Kerry Kurbie Laura Lauren Lisa Megan Melanie Melissa Naomi Rachael Rhiannon Sara Sarah Sionne Tamara Tania Tanya Violet
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Can you just come to albury so I can love you and be with you forever
Can you tell me who you are?
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What is your biggest success up until now?
My Daughter(s)
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Who do u have a crush on
The next person to inbox me on FB.. You have until 8:30AM tomorrow..
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Tbh on Tanayah Nah ;)
Fantastic chicky, great to talk to and would be awesome to meet so we can make a YouTube public prank video channel.
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I've always had a crush on you but have never had the balls to tell you :(
Well that's suprremlu sweet. But without knowing who this is, it leaves me at a loss for how to take it..
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Do you think if you did tell them, things would be different ? Would you still be in Albury
Well I honestly hope things would be different. It all depends on whether they had've felt the same as I did. Do you think they did/do? And yes, I'd still be in Albury with them hopefully. If not Albury, then anywhere they'd wanna live..
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Do you regret chances you never took in Albury, what / who ?
Oh I have many regrets from there: I regret not finding out who robbed me and kicking their fu€king teeth in. I regret not going out more. But mostly I regret not telling someone how I truly felt about them. Also I regret not having s3x on the top level carpark at Lavi Square..
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If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Jack off over the small bills, roll the notes up individually and hand them out to people I hate. Then I'd take $100b and shove it directly inside my...........bank account.. I suppose I'd take a grand or so and use it on the pokies.. Then give $100,000 to every homeless person I saw in the city, also taking them out to lunch and shopping for new everything, then top it off by buying a massive hotel and letting them live there rent free..
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What’s my best physical feature?
Ahahaha! I can't say it in polite company... Ok, I will... My calves are fantastic.. Very muscular.. But the rest of me is kinda scrubby
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How much do you weigh?
Enough to crush you for asking such a question.
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Who would be ur dream girl
She must have 5 qualities: 5) Sense of humour (the weirder, the better) 4) Likes me for me 3) Enjoyment of video games (console doesn't matter) 2) Cuddling is ALWAYS an option And the most important one: 1) Gotta love my baby girl (it's not hard, she's amazing)
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Who has ur heart???
My daughter has my heart. Forever and always Princess Lily <3
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What was your last dream about ?
Infidelity with a certain female friend of mine who may or may not be on this ridiculous qooh.me site. Woke up with a raging, solid as diamond rod though. Wanna see?
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Plans for the new year ?
I don't bloody know.. Get a better job, I guess.. Get fit.. But why does it have to be a "new year" thing? Why can't it be any other time throughout the year?
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What are you really good at?
Stuff
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Who are you dating?
The retard who posts these mass questions,
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Who would you like thank today and what for?
I'd like to thank the academy for this amazing award. My director Martin Scorsese, my wonderful co-star Giggy and of course, my parents for having my back through all the good and bad times. Oh, and the dark lord, Voldemort!
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Me obviously
Well in that case, I miss you too? LAAAL!
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I miss you
Well if I knew who this was, I'd miss you too friend.
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Last time you cried?
I don't cry. Crying is for ladies and lady-men.
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Cmon bud its not that hard to work out
It is because I'm oblivious to that sort of thing. Have I eaten Potato Gems with you before? Have I lived with you? Do you know my nickname from Wangaratta?
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Well get that *exy butt to albury and get some ****ing potato gems and eat them with me :D
Well I don't know who this is so it'd be quite impossible.
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What are you craving right now
Hanging out with my old friends. And potato gems. I also crave potato gems.
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By "a few left over", I meant fingers and toes PissOffDude
I mean I have a few fingers/toes left over
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How many ppl have u slept with an how many do u regret
Ooh.. That's a good one.. Well it's enough to count on my fingers and toes with a couple left over, I'm proud of that. No, I definitely don't regret any. Each one was a beautiful and unique experience. No regrets whatsoever.
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What friends and what is in a dude way
All of my friends on G-Block! And a dude way is a love for friends but not in a kissy-kissy butt-stuff way
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Do you miss albury
The town, no. My friends, most definitely! I love my friends (in a dude way of course) <3
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Have you told them ?
Well I'm sure they know :)
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Do you know anyone like that? or do you even think their will be someone like that?
Yes I do know someone like that. They're amazing! I actually care about them a lot.
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What do you find attractive in a lady?
An awesome sense of humour, someone who accepts me for who I am and someone who I can play video games with (who actually has skills at something other than WoW or COD), I'm talking Skyrim! But on the looks side of things, I love bright tattoos, a piercing here and there and big eyes I can stare into and it makes the world seem amazing.
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Whats your biggest fear
It's rather basic and generic. But I'd have to say that losing my beloved friends and family, and also drowning are my biggest fears.
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But why
Because anonymous Andy's don't get full answers..
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Do you take it by the arse load and love it deeply with a big black di*do is this correct?
Oh goodness. The maturity of this one. No, that is quite incorrect. I do however believe you to be quite a cliché. "A big, black d!ldo"? Come on, try to be original. But since you want to play this immature insult game, my answer to you is: "No, but your mother thoroughly enjoys it when I fornicate with her and ejaculate upon her face. Which you then kiss later that day."
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Whos your favorite person and why?
Answer wisely bud
Well honestly, I'm my favourite person.