Dwayne
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I'm very nice, so I'm up for any questions and statements even the unorthodox ones. xD
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Yes I likey likey
Ingredients: aqua, glycerin, caprycil/capric triglyceride, myristyl myristate, alcohol denat.. Dimethicone. Ah, that's enough typing. .-.
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It's getting late, the grammar police are closing in on all those who are asking you questions... Your people. Hide them Dwayne... Hide them..
Dear grammar police, slavers of man. Ek spreek jul' aan; Let mah people go, home-dog. : I have a dream, and it is a dream of freedom and equality, a dream of all humans to have equal rights. Let my people go, or I'll transcend into Mosses, and **** will go DOWN, dawg!
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Why are you here? dirty as* rat as* hoe as* **** as* crusty as* dusty as* dumpster juice as* bottom of the barrel trash bag as* *****. <3
So THAT'S the work of art that took you 4months to write? Good god.
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So I actually like you... And I have for a bit now ... And honestly I've been at to shy to tell you, can this count as me telling you? And you do know me we have chilled a few times
Chilled a few times? You likey, likey? Eh, cute. xD
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I dig yo' vibes. Intelligent. Chilled. Open minded. Like me \m/
Haha, thanks? xD
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Do u associate yourself with fat people?^-^
What question is this even? Why does it matter who is associated with who's body weight, nobody cares.
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Running around the pool, running around the pool. Start overlapping two people at a time. God dammit dwayne.
Its them big steps and alcohol. D: I like overlapping, I like pools. But its all fun and games till' Kirsty has a headache. :'D
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Hello
Hi
Sup
♡ anywho so let's say I have tickets to go see BMTH & motionless in white but just for you & I , what would you do
I'll gladly accept the invitation, and we'll party SO hard! Like, to the extent where we'll need to be rushed to the hospital. If you're trying to get *ex out of me, then that could work too... Depends... If you're unpleasant I'll just get tickets of my own. ^^
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How approachable are you?
Very approachable. :P Sometimes... Or am I? Hmm.
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Most expensive thing you have?
Idk xD, between my pc and ride, yo'. :P
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Green Day,Blink 182 or Linkenpark
Omg, that's like', the ultimate questions! Holy ****! I don't even know, my head will soon malfunction! (Error, error, error!) Boom, dead neh', dead. I want to say Greenday, but I'd Rather say Blink, but then I can't help but feeling the need to say LP.
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Why are you against dating?
I'm not completely against it. Personally, I just don't date often, and its very rare that I do... Like once in a year or once every two years kinda' rare. :P
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If you could choose who you wanted to be like or look like who would it be
Look like; Fictional: L or Light Yagami None fictional: Christopher Drew or Zac Efron. :P
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What do you do when you angry?
When I angry? Lol! I wiggle mah butt! I believe you mean "when you're angry" xD. #foronceasitemadeagrammererror. Anyway, when I get angry I react according to the outcome I want. If I wanna fight, I'll allow my rage to get the better of me, if I would like to resolve a matter, I would just calm down... Simple. :)
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Date me? :3
I'm not big on dating :P .-.
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Have you ever stuck your finger in your foreskin and smelt it after? - Keith
Haha, I've never done that, Keith.
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Whats your longest relationship been?
0 days, 0 weeks, 0 months and 0 years. c:
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Are you straight forward?:)
At times, not always.
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If you don't smoke then whats with all the comments about weed on here?
I don't smoke anymore. Mostly its jokes referring to past-times, not that I have to justify, but yea.
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Favourite colour?
I have no favorite colour. I like brown, blue, and grey though. :P
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Whats your shoe size? xD
I'm a 7-8 xD
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What's the youngest age girl you'll date and what do you look for in a girl?
I won't exceed a two year age difference (younger or older).
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What's your favourite punk Rock band
Its too difficult to choose a favorite. x)
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Would you turn down a girl just because shes not the right "size" tgat society wants her to conform to?
Not at all, society doesn't influence my attraction that much. If I like what I see, then it is what it is.
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Whose your role model?
There are numerous of people I perceive as role models, but I never fully agree with any of them.
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What is your opinion on racism? :)
Racism is gay. Its extremely primitive to be racist, why does skin colour matter so much anyway? Unless its a cultural thing, then in my opinion people should just be multi-cultured and not have a limited perspective.
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How often do you smoke weed?
I don't smoke, hahaha. xD
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Would you date a girl that your friends dont like merely because you want to be accepted?
How would I be accepted if I'd date a girl that my friends dislike? O.o I'd simply just leave that group of friends if I have to try and get them to accept me, lol.
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Opinion on teenage pregnancy and self harm :)
Teenage pregnancy: Depending on the situation actually... If a girl gets pregnant and she's in school has no money to support the child then an abortion would be a good option. Or if she does have plenty of support and it doesn't jeopardize a future then I say have and care for that baby. But nonetheless, I am against teenage pregnancy. Self harm? That would depend on the individuals reasons. If its to gain attention and induce self pity then its pretty stupid; there's other ways to gain attention if you're an attention seeker. If its done in secret for some sort of emotional release, then that's your business. If its done for *exual reasons, then great, whatever, just don't die. xD
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Who inspires you?
L and Yagami from Desu Noto xD. Haha, there's a brief answer, I won't mention more names. :P
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Tum tum tum... \°¬° hi.. I like cookies. And cod.. And swearing and having parties in my bedroom with ice cream think they're playing hide and seek can't hide forever yo'. Tielie. fluffy public hair dancing on my razor enjoy your night babeh face. ScarletRawrfaceyxx
Thanks for enlightening me on your random biography. xD Scarlet. c:
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Sorry for these questions, I have my own sensible answers for all of them, but just want to understand it from a second persons perspective. Have a good night. Love Jayy- ;)
I would love to hear yours. Bbm me tomorrow. 'Night dear buddy old pal. xD
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You always ignore meh . .-.
Well . . .I'll go find my snail a hump buddy then . . .
They shall hump !
They shall live !
And hump . Yeah they'll hump and have little turtle babys. ._.
And you'll raise the turtle babies as your own and put them into schools where they will be bullied and eventually become evil super villains and destroy the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Any comment on why "emo" people reffer to self-harm as a way of escaping reality? And on how dumb you think that is? Also who demote yourself to physical violence 24/7. Instead of being matture over the given situation.
I say, if you're going to cut as a habit then keep it to yourself as best you can unless the other person wants to be a part of it. Also that if you're going to do self-harm and you wish for people to know, best make it count ;). I blame nurture and the growth of their individual mind, unless of course the person is stooopido and just neglects every situation and every opportunity to better and to gain knowledge and wisdom from it.
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What religion are you? Also, does your aspects on life alter the time of reality by over-thinking or under-thinking this planet's witty knowledge?
I am not the religious type (of any religion). I have my moments yea, but I've grown to 'get a hold of myself' and not ponder... Instead I work to a solution or if on a good day solve one of many bothersome aspects whether it be subjective or objective.
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Dwayne my poopy poo bebezan, I love ur kiss on mah soft lippies and warm googoo lala's. <-- Ever date a ***** like that?
Yes, a dumbass one in grade 8 lmfao!
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Does the virtue of petty continue to subside within itself?
Doubtful, yo'.
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-Marioaccrent- Cordioli kush ine di Damian's back yard. Cordilio Kush? Go back to Italia, si? No?
-Marioaccent- if you'eh don't wanta' go to de back yard then you cannot'eh have Cordioli kush, have'eh Cordilio kush instead and go'ah to de Italia. -curls long mustache over finger-
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Affirmative action, for or against?
Discrimination is not a good one in my perspective.
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Who is your favourite drug dealer?
I have no current favorite, and it depends on what I'm buying. xD But this is not 2013 so drug dealers no longer exist to me.
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**** yea pizza would be nice, acid I wont sleep now -_-
Why not acid ON pizza. ;)
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What is your most trippy moment?
My amateur stoner days with Jayy and Damian, it was -A day to remember- lol, nah it was an immaculate trippy trippy time. :P
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Dwayne!
Hey! :p
How you doing? :p
What's colour's your tooth brush? :D
Now I have my red one and my purple one. :'D
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Would you compliment an ugly girl to make her feel better aboiut herself?
I would not compliment somebody's looks if I do not find them attractive, I do not like to give people false compliments. But maybe if the "ugly girl" has nice clothes or whatever I'll compliment her on that.
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I sometimes feel constipated after I eat 10 grams of mushrooms, what is your advice for a quick relief?
Drop some acid. ;) Or, or... PIZZA!
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Hey Tom. XD so I took your advice and watched that Dragonball-Z spoof, (abridged? Yeah.) It's nearly as funny as us D: We definately need to advertise it on Our show or somewhat.
I love abridged :'D. Haha, the p*rn show? Hell yea, weekly p*rn updates. :D
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I think you're cute
You do? Thanks. x)
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Does Damian Cordioli sell "weed"?
Yes, he has -mario brother accent- Cordioli kush. :'D if you want'eh Cordioli kush you must go to his eh'backyard. Lololol
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Grrr -_- ♡ Leeannbouwer
Why, whyyyy, why.
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Mah gaaaahh.
I'm a chinamahn. And I liike it . Alaaaat. '-'
You are a chinamahn and you like it more than you like being a Caucasian or Native African, or Hispanic? that's so cool. xD
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*ex or cuddles?
*ex? Idk so I can't say, so I'm going to choose cuddles. :P
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Name the one person who you have smoked the best weed with?
Damian Cordioli. xD
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You should randomly hit a hobo and me all like that's what you get for being poor*
That's kinda ****, lol.
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Unicorns are da best stoners ever right??? NicoleCupCake
I'm the best stoner D:. Don't hate on Santa, he got some good dank.
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Get in the cage, Dwayne
Get in the cage NOW
Ek salnie. xD
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Can I buy 1 Dwayne for two potato?
I'll have to get back to you on that, idk if there's any available. xD
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Mr Martins, Favourite movie of all time ? Or even better, favourite Type of movie? XP
I don't know D:. I have no favorite, but I love a variety of movies. Umm, like Back to the future, or, or, Troy, Aladin, or even Ace Ventura. xD
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LOL, dude, you have groupies. XD heh heh...
I hope I have groupies, groupies are awesome. xD
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Whose your favourite star wars character?
Anakin Skywalker. xD
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Perspective on a fantastic boyfriend? easy. You.
I doubt that. .-.
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Pizza;Pizza, Mo-Meatza, BoFrana-Bro.. Cannibalism.. XD
Pizza. :D
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M'kay, would you eat somebody? If like, you were hungry :3
If humans were the only source of food, I'd chop'em up and make myself a meal. xD
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I'm not like the other girls, and if you wanna come for a night cap, you can find me under the sea living in a super stylish pineapple. But call in advance 'cause I have a snail called Gary that will eat you and all that you love :D <3
You can find me at a restaurant under the sea, counting my money. Buuut you'll have to buy something there before you visit. .-.
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You sure would make a fantastic boyfriend
I'm not sure about that. Depends on ones perspective of a "fantastic boyfriend."
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Hmm... HMMM... Do you watch game of thrones? XD
At my own time, yes. :D
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Anyone been catching your eye? Or... thoughts?
Perhaps, perhaps not...
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The way you shake it.
I just can't believe it.
I ain't ever seen an as* like dat. ;;)
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing. xD
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Everyone wants to tap you
How insulting.
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I bet its because of that extremely hot coat you're wearing in your BBM display picture :p
Hahaha, ok maybe xD. I mean, I'd even tap me if I wore that coat.
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So Moe! >.>
Why this sudden wave of compliments, its weeiird.
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You are so hot!!! (: o my God I will do anything just to be with you
Me? Oh goodness. xD Well thanks. I doubt that, yo'. .-.
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Why do you not accept compliments?
I do, but to an extent. I'm quite modest.
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Why have uu lost interest in relationships? If I may ask that!!
Lol, that was only for a day. But I'm quite withdrawn from intentional romantic relationships at the moment.
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I like dry two minute noodles
Am I spontaneous? Do you accept me? D:
I like mine perfected in a pot. xD Haha! Very well, welcome o' spontaneous one. :P
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What is success to you?
The determination and means to achieve ones goals no matter the boundaries and obstacles trapping you. I have a variety of goals in which I'm determined to succeed in, and thus I'll treasure success often.
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Hang out with me sometime soon? All lonely with an unlimited supply of cannabis. Can't stop blazing. No really, help me, lol.
Haha, you have a pretty fantastic plan there. I think I might just comply to such an excellent adventure. xD
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Do you go for curvy girls? (O.O)?
I've lost interest in relationships, so no. :)
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So.. You with the face! I fricken lurve you!! Do you hear me !!! <3 pandahugger
But, but... Why? D:
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I'm here you with the face :| pandahugger
Hahaha, oh fantastic. ^^
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Hay you with the eyes :|i like your face :| and your hair is way amazing:| kay bye
Hey you with the phone. xD ah, so kind, haha. Wait, where did you go. ._.
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I think you rule!
Not a question, but it's very spontaneous of me. xD smellslikedandelions
Aw! Spontaneous indeed, we have a winer. :D
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Let's get drunk?
As long as its Jack Daniels and Zomboy or Skrillex is being slammed to. :D
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Who do you think is dying next on Game of thrones?
Idk, I'm only at the start of season 3 now. xD
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I want to kiss you under stars and candle light. I want my energy to mix with yours and I want to share hard candy with you so our tongues can dance together. I want to do rituals with you and share my love.
I have no words, you're a kind dear person oh anonymous one. I shall give you flowers and a mix tape by Jim Carrey. :D
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Need your body all over mine. Gawd, there'll be so much licking & biting involved. n_n Pure joy.
How intriguing. :P
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How do u get ur hair to look so Perfect*???
I wash it, hahaha. :
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Can I lick that gory image?
Way too many horrors, lmao. (o.o)
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Omw gooosshh* Whenever I see youu ,,*my kniees go totally numm ,,*my tongue get twisted *I have like a major crush on youu *You are so0o0 S.E.X.C !!!!!*I like your facee ((when I see it))!!*
Hahaha, thank you. Well, I suggest you bbm me. ^^
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Can I eat your face?
What a gory image that just popped into my head, haha.
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I wonder if you have long pubic hair... Do you? :o
Oh, so we have someone here with a fetish for pubic hair. xP
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Getting baked is the shiznizzzzzzzzz O.o
Oh yes, I agree on that one. :P
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YOUR V-CARD WILL BE MINE. Love Unicornrapist k thanks.
Come and get it. ;)
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Hey you with the perfect hair O.o ,, I rate we should get baked sometime... #JS... >_<
Well I do like getting baked, so you might just have a yes there. :')
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Pow chicka wah wah!
What?... What? (._. ) ( ._.) Trippy stuff.