Dylan Anderson
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Lamborghini, easy
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What’s my best physical feature?
Your beautiful eyes and luscious lips bb
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How much do you weigh?
74 Kilo
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Plans for the new year ?
Pick up bulk chicks (or you know, one bae for a gf) ayy
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Who would you take a bullet for?
Probably not the person who writes these questions, as this is the THIRD time I've been asked this. I probably would take that bullet though if s/he was a genuine person and/or had an Irish accent.
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What is attractive about you?
I'd say my friendliness but that's the key to the friend so idk
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Why thank the lord?
Because it's such a hassle lol
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Any clues on who u like?
Nup sorry. I'm not really into anyone in particular right now, to be frank (thank the lord).
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Your biggest wish ?
WISH. That's as big as I can get it
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What is your biggest fear?
Dragons with spider legs and chicken wings and cow udders and t rex arms.
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What does your perfect day look like?
It's raining, but it's not at all cold. Green hills peppered with newly emerged flowers are surrounding me. There's a beer in my hand. I'm with my imaginary bae and Swagnall who has an ounce of spliff in his back pocket. we had just come back from a very successful squishy harvest where we met many colourful and wondrous creatures. Pond are playing a live gig to us and the hillside critters. A pig named Ned sits on the couch next to us cutting off and cooking slices of himself, it's cool, he removed the somatosensory cortices of his brain so he's down with it. Aaron Paul stands on a pedestal repeating the word '*****' over and over. I have two extra arms sewn to my chest so I can play Halo. The servers actually work? What??? The hillside also doubles as a movie theatre because that's what Jesus wanted. The entire series of Breaking Bad is played on the screen. There is a 30 foot tall solid platinum statue of Robert naked tuning his guitar beside the movie screen (which btw is 1080p 60fps muthaf u cka). Bae and I fall asleep in each other's arms under the stars which are all going supernova which looks fukin siqqqq. Oh and I check my piece of **** phone and it isn't broken (omg).
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What are you addicted to?
(B. Wright voice) this universal feeling called LIFE
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What turns you off ?
My off button. ****tiness, being uptight, and having no sense of humour
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Your dream Job?
Giving **** responses to repeated questions. Hey, I did it
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Your Dream Job?
Being a bra, bruh
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At what age do you want to get married ?
30ish? I'll probably remain a bachelor tho
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Where do you want to live when you older?
Ireland or Norway or something
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What would you suggest everyone try ?
Showing a little GODDAMN COMPASSION :)
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Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
Once put $2 on for a game of marbles
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What is your ringtone?
A-Punk - Vampire Weekend
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Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
Equality mafukca
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To the ladies: your type of guy?
One with a v*****
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Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
No. Tub time is essential.
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What do you think about the most?
Whether I should start my homework or not, also females
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Game of thrones vs Vikings ?
If it's a cage fight, definitely GoT. If it's a street fight Vikings would probably bring a knife (the rat bastard) so GoT would have to keep on its toes if it wants to win.
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
Do you know where my Pokemon Emerald is? I lost it a few years ago and I really feel like playing it.
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Its one true pairing
Whoops haha. Hmmm, Michael and Jasmine probs. Or Iggy and Milky
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What do you do when you angry?
Falcon punch walls or make myself a falcon lunch
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Urban dictionary; "Dyldo" is the nickname given to a male named Dylan. This nickname is only given to those special enough to have tapped older women or milks. Their ****s could be called 'Mandingos' and they are awesome in bed.
I haven't tapped any milks yet :(( Do I still qualify?
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I can't remember why that just happened haha Her question thing reminded me of music then my mind was taken into song XD jackamat
I could see that haha
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Because why would you?
I'd likely give a reason, but I don't know who you are so idk what to really say. How close are we? Have you only started getting feelings for me?
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hey-yo, do ya like it like that, i'm the only one who can love ya like that. Hey-yo talk to dyldo random cute girl who like him like that, you're probably beautiful so be confident a fly free with the bagginses jackamat
What? lol
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No its not the same person. But I know that you don't like me like that.
Oh.. Why do you say that?
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I have feelings for you but I know you don't feel the same. Just thought I would say.
:/ Are you the same person as before?
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One thing you like about yourself?
For the most part I'm a friendly young gentleman
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Not anymore, never really was I guess.
I'll never admit it, just felt the urge to tell you anonymously that you're uniquely wonderful and loved.
Oh. I don't really know what to say :( I'm sorry. But thank you for saying so regardless.
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I'm sure I have for a while :)
Are we close, or?
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You're welcome. Yeah you do know me.
Maybe you just didn't see anything in me
Are you sure that you love me?
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You're wonderful, amazing, beautiful, and i love you. But you don't feel the same.
Firstly: Thank you, I'm flattered :). Secondly: Why? Thirdly: Do I know you?
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Just looking for some random squishes. I heard they're good under the old oak tree around these parts.
Attaboy!
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Ya think?
Not very well apparently. What are you doing around this neck of the woods?
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Umm, wait why I'm I being asked here? The only thing I ever wrote was "- From a Shy Girl" I didn't even write the "I love you" comment. IN all seriousness, I swear on Nicky Biscuits Balls Breh.
Wait. So are you Nich? XD
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Yo, you okay dude?
Pretty decent thanking you :)
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I wasnt the person who sent the last one lol sorry
Dang this anonymity frogpoo
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Who are you getting close with
I'm not 100% sure. If anything I think I'm drifting. Unless you were referring to the person saying they love me on here (was that you Nich?)
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I think you and a certain female seem to be getting quite close?
I can't really think of anyone who I've been getting close with lately. Care to explain?
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Nah seriously I really really love you
Kinda doubt that
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- From a Shy Girl ;) <3
I love you Nich
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have u gotten ur period yet?
Two times every hour
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what colour am i holdin up???
Banana yellow
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do u like any1 rn???
Playing the field, testing the different waters, scoping em out, etc, etc, etc
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Current mood?
Cause I'm Happy clap along if you feel like this song is really ****
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hap bdaya
Thanks Rron or Jerome
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Ever had your heart broken? If so by who?
Get ur grammar sorted bfo u go bringin feels into this
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What time do you sleep?
I target 9 - 10 pm
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Who inspires you?
Aaron Paul #fangirl
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What turns you off in a person ?
When they're normal
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What freaks you out ?
That dude on Pan's Labyrinth with its eyes on its hands. F that S
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What is the saddest thing in life?
There's plenty of sad ****, but the peak is probably kids dying of cancer
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You're so nice
Thank you muchly :)
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Which friend would you take a bullet for?
Any and all
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Arew you actually colour blind dude?
Yeah. But you should look past my handicap and see my truuue colourrrsss shining throughh, see my true colours (I can't see them lol) cause that's why I love you.
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Who's someone you don't know very well and you'd like to get to know better?
The list would be too long. I'd to know what makes everyone tick.
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
The volume setting on my voicebox. And I tend to dwell on things
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What did you last dream about?
That the bathtub was filled with cornchips (wet dream)
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F*** you for saying your first kiss was cootie ridden, you little ****
I was a twelvie, all kisses were cootie ridden xD
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Why??
Because I said so, Jerome.
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How many kids do you want to have?
86. #centrelinkmoney
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Omg. He ILYS ME!!!! <3 <3 <3
Ive gaven you 9 ilys. Come bak wen ur presripsion is finished
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I love you. ILY BB ;)
BB IlLY
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What makes people boring?
Talking about the same thing all the time
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what would you do for a klondike bar ?
… *Slams hand onto table* NOTHING!
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Name a person you lied to today
Gone a whole day without lying (I think)
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Thoughts on Ksandra Earle?
One if the friendliest people I've never met
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Would you deep throat a horse for five million $$$?
Attached jaw, intact oesophagus, a stomach that isn't exploded and an unbroken ribcage > Five million 3 dollar symbols
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What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
Shoot someone (unless they're a criminal p r i c k h o l e)
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My bed is waiting- mr d
Cheers Mr Dowty. I'm tired as s h i t
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DyldoBaggins, the unknown brother of Bilbo Baggins.
The very same!
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What do you s*ck at?
The ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddragging myself out of bed in the morning
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Would you rather drink 1 litre of elephant urine, or 20 grams of elephant dung?
You're a freaking weirdo. The first one. Obviously.
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would you rather have a wang 1/3 of its current size, or two wangs 1mm apart
**** yeah, two wangs, imagine it
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Friend you cannot live without?
Probably Chandler Bing, portrayed by Matthew Perry
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Hello
my name is Rose seeking a friend after gone through your profile at qooh.me i derive interest to knowing you write me to my email address ([email protected]) i will tell you more about me
your dearest friend
Rose
[email protected]
Fuh Q
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so u have frickle frackle with a boy?!
No xD
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what is ur favourite flower?
The marigold on Plants vs Zombies #cashmonies
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what do you think happened to kony?
He faded from everyone's memory. Until u brought him back you dang dawg
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who do u want 2 get together in 2k14
Me and a person. And all other singles, spread the love like nutella
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have u ever done the frickle frackle?
I am yet to do the frickle frackle with a girl.
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cutest boy at dsc?
Steve
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do u like it when giant tortoises give u head?????
Only when it doesn't bite, it's also a great track
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I want to be part of these shenanigans :( benjustinmurphy
Hold tight, sending a few achievents your way
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Top five greatest achievents
#1 Born. #2 Survived to age 5. #3 Survived to age 10. #4 Survived to age 15. #5 Completed Mass Effect 3 on Insane.
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Who are you dating?
I'm in a closed relationship with my hand