Ben Murphy
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The most expensive item you own?
Camera or computer
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What turns you off in a person ?
**** sense of humour or taste in music def
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have u ever tried to plait/braid ur beard?
soon
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would u ever kiss shrek???
id do anything for the ogrelord
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What did you last dream about?
not appropriate for qooh.me but interesting is a good adjective
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Have you considered shaving the beard? or gona keep the beard strong?
i'll be honest i think about it like once a week... im just too scared of the repercussions socially mentally and physically...
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Are you a fan of the legendary 'Jake' Travolta?
yes yes i am !!!! hes very underrated
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Thoughts on Jess Baker?
Bit of a loser if you ask me :/
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do you like anyone atm?
Sorta not really ? There are a few people I'd pursue something with but I'm not really pining for anyone anymore.
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How did you loose so much weight, or was it the drugs
After maddy and I broke up there were periods where I didn't eat, combine that with the fact that all I do is dance around all day and the weight just seemed to fall off of me. Drugs weren't a factor, dawg
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How many kids do you want to have?
None, I'd feel too guilty about bringing them into such a ****ed world haha
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What makes people boring?
not dancing
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A super power you wish you had?
beard of steel or something ?
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Do you luv mi? shelbyburke
I only love me
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Who are you dating?
no one #bachelor
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imma slap the **** out of you with a rotting fish
that sounds unpleasant jake
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Do you prefer natural hair or unnatural?
depends? i guess probably natural
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What is life?
Life Is what you make of it
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chicken nugs are love, chicken nugs are life
All nugs are love, all nugs are life x
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thoughts on me? Ji.burke
Great kid !
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How dare you
How dare I? Exsqueeze me
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I can't believe you, I am vegetarian.
What's that got to do with believing me ?
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Thoughts on Chicken?
Pretty great as far as meat goes, works well with so much and I mean you can't go past nuggets
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best looking girls at Drouin, regional and marist?
Who in the world could be ****ed listing that
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Wanna come to church Sunday morning?
Nah my shoes melted last time I tried to get into that joint
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Who's your best friend that's a girl?
That's a hard question... Jade Jess or Jasmine I suppose
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thoughts on msb and hsb? :)
legends! known them both for a while now !
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Best Looking Year 10s 11s
year 11's: Jade, Jess, Meg and webbo don't really know enough year 10's
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Who would you like thank today and what for?
the lord and saviour yeezus christ, for showing me how to get my money right
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thoughts on meg v?
Awesome chick ! has always been gorgeous and an absolute crack up !
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I'm really baked
crispy skin chickened ?
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What beard shampoo do u like to use?
Beard buddy beard wash
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thought on ur ex girlfriend
I dunno... She's a great person or whatever but she really hurt me... We're both happy doing our Own thing now I guess so that's good
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who do u like?
obvi not gonna put it on here
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thoughts on j wright? haha
Top chick, great taste in music and art but dating an absolute s***bag ;)
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Thoughts on bri glenn
Awesome chick, great sense of humor and really pretty :)
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mad snake
Who are you and why do you keep posting just that in my qoohme
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thoughts on Brooke Agnoleto?
Absolute biggest **** for back tickles
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who youre favorite chicks?
Hard call but at the moment I'd say jade talbot, Jess monk and my studio gals!!
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You're a mad****
Thanks hehe
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Do you fancy anyone at the moment?
Yeah kind of.. I'm not real sure
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Do you like wearing shoes?
Not really but I hate having sore feet more so
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who are your closest friends that are girls?
Thats such a hard call uhhh
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Do you think Monza is hot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rTzJIxBHKc
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Do you think Ruben is hot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsQiCvIQq3I
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Do you think Mrak is hot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnNUdFZTZV0
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Do you think Jakey B is hot as?
ooooh yeah baaaaaaaaaBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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You're beard is amazing.
hehe oh you <3
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thoughts on georgie lieshout?
great chick ! family friends from waaaaay back !
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le green meme reddit arrows on qooh me XD >>>>><><><
uhh... ?
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what do you do for a job?
sort heaps of linen like a mad**** "Excellence in Linen Management"
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shave your neckbeard you fat retarded ****
>neckbeard >fat okay
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I think that you wold look much better without a beard :3
well thanks, but its here to stay :P
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you are too lovely ben!
well thanks :)
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Oh don't act surprised you filthy, filthy hoe lol
haha i aint no hoe'
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A special fella you work with he wants ya **** big boy
ohhh hahahahahha what the ****
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One or the other though or lick hew graydens balls ?
who the **** is hew grayden ?
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Finger your mum or wank your dad?
probably rather cut off my hands
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Thoughts on Heidi sb
really cool girl :) really pretty too.
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Best chicks in this area?
theres heaps of good chicks around here haha take too long to name em
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Something you will never be good at?
Being a **** **** :(
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So you and pooch are good last wicket cricketers I hear man.
41 is never a bad partnership although pooch did the lions share
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on a scale of 1 to emily paterson how kawaii are u
desu
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You're actually the best Ben. You provide so much happiness to my day. It's brilliant xo
nawh youre a cutie arent ya
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Ever ordered a pizza to suss a particular woman out?
haha i dont know what youre talking about :s
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Do you reckon turkleton ****ed her?
look mate we all know hes not unfamiliar with the slippery gecko that one
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Would you ever do alcohol or drugs?
nah ****s wack mane im edge a.f
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Would you ever take scruffy for a walk?
never
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Reckon we could catch up for a ciggie one time?
naaah bro youre ciggy butt brain
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Are tomko, dogga, tails and turkle respectable men?
they sure are something
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Will you be getting on the drunken side this weekend?
a lil bit tipsy
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Is Harrison a **** captain?
no comment flompkins
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Perhaps you'd have more time for the birdsnakes if you weren't ****ing birds every night! Ugh selfish
i wish that was the case, i'm too caught up with being a legend is the problem :/
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How did you lose heaps of weight very fast? :)
eating less with better portions excercising, dancing, cricket, partly stress the usual :)
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Who is the one person you want to see beaten to death with pool noodles?
hahahahahahahaahahahaha hughesy
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is it true sam 'tails' romari cooked u maggi noodles???
back in the sneak out days tailsy did cook me some fuecken noodlez
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What would you opt for: having crab legs, or a giraffe neck?
crab legs would be sick for the mobility like that guy in monsters inc but i could slap ****s with me long silly neck if i had a giraffe neck and i could easily eat the best apples too so i want the neck
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Is it true you hit a 6 and a 4?
it is true, believe the hype #wildcardforthenexttest
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Thoughts on Lauren Kovac :)
good friend and great person ! so many great memories like that one time at the primary school with dogga and chelsie hahahaha
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When you die can I please use portions of your face for a beard transplant? DyldoBaggins258
possibly idk i was thinking about donating it to science
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Thoughts on Georgie Lieshout?
great chick :)
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Best mates?
the birdsnakes, JB coop grant cohen all the hood niggas
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Thoughts on Tahlia, Phoebe, Matilda
good chicks, share plenty of funny memories with each of them ahaha!
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How high are you
on what ? life ? im always high on life :)
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A song they should play at your funeral?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOR3LZGGWHY
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What would you like to ask God?
Where's my pizza butt?
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Just got 30 on flappy bird heck yea heck yea hELL YA soccerdad.jpeg
Ye boi killlllin it !
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would u ever write a love song about llamas?
No, llamas ain't **** but alpacas wiv trix
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approximately how many people do u want to like really hurt like maybe break 20 of their bones???
11.3
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how do u feel about animal crossing new leaf
I don't see the correlation between animals and leaves but I'd give it a 7
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i have a really sore shoulder it been sore for a few days how i fix it
Stop pulling ya willy hehehe
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Thoughts on Lucy?
She's alright, not the biggest fan of me
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How long does it take your beard to dry.
3 minutes on high in the microwave
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How do you feel about dating exes?
never again :(
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Thoughts on Karla-lee, Alice, Tahlia, Hayley K, Maddy V, Courtney, Holly and Amy?
All wonderful beautiful girls who I've known and loved for many years now !
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i just sat on a cactus help me i cant move
sounds like a pain in the as*. ha ha haha HHAHAHAHAHSAHDASIDHSDGOUIEHOWEIURHJSAODIHJGODIUHWETIPDJH