Colton Donkersgoed
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Too much swag, not enough time
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What kind of girls are u into
It'll take me a Wylie to answer that.
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Youre a major player
No. #alphaas****
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On a scale of 1-10 youre a solid 12
In response to this, on a scale of one to even I can't.
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you looked so *exy today
That housecoat swag though
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what are your actual turn ons and turn offs?
If you're nice, I love you.
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Biggest turnoff? Biggest turn on?
Not being Nicolas Cage, being Nicolas Cage.
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are you going to turn into snoop on 4/20?
This is implying that I am not already the legend himself
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you have red pants
They were fabricated from the blood of my enemies.
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Do you still talk to caylie b. :) and did you guys have a thing or did you date? <3
Who's Caylie...? I only associate myself with my pet rock sorry!
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U r super *exy
I think you and the person who spells why with y would be great friends <3, but legit thanks I'm sure you have a magnificent body as well
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Y r you such a player
I am pretty good at league...
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Youre kinda awesome.
so are you! thanks!
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Ive seen you and Ali hangin out lots r u guys getting back together?
we've hung out like twice, and no we're just friends :)
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you broke up with caylie?
Yeah I did, pretty mutual I believe though.
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your new hair is amazing
<3 I agree
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R u ever mad
****ing coding **** holy **** I'm rattled 11/10 when it's late and my program breaks
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Your cute
If you were part of a triangle you'd be the angle less than 90'.... A cute.
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I have been told u r good at math
The best
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Youre super *exy. JS.
I'm 5 and wat is this
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The way you dress makes me want to have *ex with you 24/7
I think that's something your doctor can help you with!
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Members of Anberlin are gods.
Stephen Christian is my lover
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Your reall hot
Thank goodness, I always thought I was fake hot.
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What's scarier; ebola, ISIL, or Obamacare?
All that really matters is the one true god. http://i.imgur.com/Ls9JtaN.jpg #otg #cagelife
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So it occurred to me the other day that I don't know if I have as much swag as I used to. Can you extend your hand of wisdom to a swagger-less old man? If you do so you will be handsomely reimbursed when I'm swag-minister of Lebanon.
Let's be honest here, with your *exy vocabulary you're guaranteed to have plenty of swag at your disposal already. Also being an old man and capable of using technology gives you infinitely more swag. I'll gladly take that reimbursement so long as you're not some part of ISIL. (thnxobama) ILY
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If u were stranded on an island and only had 3 items, what would they be
You, me, and a nice candlelit dinner.
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No who are you seeing
I see my mom sometimes, it's kinda nice!
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Hey you're cute wanna date?
Not Particularily, whilst I'm sure you're a gem I'm kinda seeing someone.
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Hey, you're pretty cool
Hey so are you !
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How AWESOME are you at osu? babe
Not nearly as good as you gorgeous, too much LoL
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Yes your always with this one hot girl
Seems legit
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I think about you sometimes and I hope things are going well :)
I think about you too and I hope things are going well for you too :) (maybe, I don't know who this is :P)
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What's your favourite anime darling?
FMA: Brotherhood. Jk I don't watch anime :(
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youre kinda cute
oh stop it you <3
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I like you but im not sure if youd talk to me
I talk to anyone! I love friends :)
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Are you dating that girl you're always with
I'm always with a girl?
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Please stop being so handsome bro.
Ily you're handsomer
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what's your favourite thing?
Scott Royce <3
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Do you workout..? I've seen you shirtless and your abs..
I'm like never naked so this is awkward, and not regularly but I'm trying to. I kinda lift stuff sometimes? So thanks I think
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What’s a common misconception people have about you?
people think that I'm not addicted to heroin, when in reality I am
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http://youtu.be/E5D1CU_iXiQ
I think you have me mistaken for a girl. Let's listen to this instead :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPKA0uS9cJA
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Whos Alex Evans
The legend himself, comparable only to god.
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Hottest man-babes at Central, GO!
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Your outfits are *exy
They're pretty great.
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Are you seeing someone
I was actually diagnosed as blind by my doctor, so I can't see anything... :(
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http://youtu.be/6JQJF0A7rwU
<3 this song
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Do you like sushi? :)
Where would you get that idea?
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Thoughts on the Milkman
Neva 4get, #milkman4lyfe
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how good at math?
I've answered this like a million times but midterm I had a 100 average and ended with a 99.
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Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
When the paralytic dreams that we all seem to keep drive on engines till they weep?
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are you good at school?
in terms of computer programming and math yeah, other subjects are pretty good too.
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Not an answer
That's not a question. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHH
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http://youtu.be/dDxgSvJINlU
If this is who I think it is, I don't hate you. And damn some of those lyrics touched close to reality so congrats. Good song too.
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Too much swag. Can't handle it
story of my life
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Why are you so amazing
Only someone who is amazing would write this, thanks person.
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I don't get all the hate regarding your dating choices. You date lots of diffferent kinds of girls because you can see the good in people past their flaws or differences. Love is more powerful than hate.
I'm not sure if this implies I'm a player, but well written and I appreciate this.
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Would you ever lie to protect someone's feelings
You and I both know what this is pertaining to and no. I think that they deserve honesty.
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Your pretty ripped
I'm sure you have a nice body too
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do you like any one?
I like the number one, I think that counts
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im not sure if you're really lame or really funny
I'm gonna go with a little bit of both, thanks bud!
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You're pree great
Thanks! I bet you pee great too!
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You have swag
Thanks you're gorgeous
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Why the hell are there so many questions about ur love life like jfc
Idk (wo)man, such question much answer? Xoxo ily
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What are your thoughts on dating someone you've already dated
Why is this a question?
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Do you ever look at a conversation or a letter and wonder if everything that person said to you is a lie?
I try not to dwell on the past. What I'll say is, people are young and often say/do things without truly thinking about the implications of that. So someone might say something and in the end that could change - but that's just the way things go. No I don't.
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What kindd of person r u interested in?
I like dingos. And women. Maybe a female dingo.
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You are singlehandedly the most attractive guy I've ever met
Oh stop sir/madam. This is seriously way too nice and you're amazing.
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Wat does you datin again depend on?
the person I suppose
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Thinkin bout dating again?
depends
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U r pree handsome. 10/10
oh stop you're too kind
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Do you plan on having kids? What would you name them?
Not particularly
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Why did you break up?
Because things weren't working out!
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What is your greatest fear?
Definitely being in the middle of the human centipede. You have your as* sewn to someone's face, and your face sewn to another person's as*. So you eat their poo whilst making someone else eat your poo which is essentially the person in front of you's poo digested twice. Quite an unpleasant experience if you ask me.
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Have you ever considered running for prime minister? You'd be a good candidate for Harper's position
Politics == throwing away your values and morals to win against the people you're running against, then proceeding to make impossibly hard decisions that will make the public judge you harshly regardless of whether you made the decisions for their benefit or not.
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Even if the amps went to 11, you'd still be rocking at 12.
The rocking thing here is your body, it's out of this world.
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How are you so amazing
Because I'm a dingo
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you're so hot tbh
This weather amirite?!
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what happened with you and ali?
We broke up
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Since you no longer have a gf, who do you want?
Other than the obvious answer of Alex Evans, a total babe 10/10, there's nobody really.
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holy **** your answers make me think
I'm aroused.
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WHO'S YOU BEST FRIEND COLTON!?!
Alex get off of qooh me and marry me now.
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Do you actually find males attractive, or do you just act that way? Would you say you're more bi-curious than straight?
I don't find males attractive, and I don't think I'm bi-curious. For all purposes I'm straight, but I mean I could meet some guy in the future who I'm attracted to? I feel like this is true for everyone. People say they're one thing, but for all they know they could randomly run into someone of the same/opposite *ex they also find attractive. At least that's my viewpoint.
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if a girl planned a date for you what would the best date be?
We would go to a banana farm and eat bananas dressed in banana costumes.
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Best friends?
My mom 100%! But really I don't like to hold some friends as more value - all my friends are the best! If I talk to you or hangout with you chances are I love you.
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How are the kids?
I love your manly chest hair.
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any regrets?
Kinda. I've done some people wrong in the past - awhile ago for the most part - and I feel as though I owe them apologies. I'd just rather not bring up old things.
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How are you?
I'm pretty great! Except I injured my knee so I limp around like a pirate who got attacked by a caveman.
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Why are you so handsome and kind and smart?
Nope! Nice try Nicolas Cage.
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Why are boys dumb?
Boys are actually quite intelligent most of the time. I love boys.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR COLTON!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! booooooo.xo
BEST QOOHME EVER!
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You quite humerus. It must be a joint effort. Your radius must be radical as well.
That was incredible :')
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A song they should play at your funeral?
Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's **** by Cannibal Corpse
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What do you wish to get for your birthday?
Scott Royce's body.
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STORY FOR REFERENCE (10/10 would reccomend)
http://filer.case.edu/dts8/thelastq.htm
OR THE YOUTUBE VERSION IF YOU PREFER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojEq-tTjcc0 JoshNear
I SHALL READ/HEAR THIS
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