Josh Near
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im so in love with you marry me pls
but y
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Your Dream Job?
I gotta stick with my first answer ever to this question and that's ice cream tester.
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How tall are you?
6 foot nothing. At least that is what my driver's licence says
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Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
Worked a soul s*cking job
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What is your ringtone?
I got no phone but if I did it would be my nigga by YG
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Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
Not once this week
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CHICKEN BUTT
You need to work on your timing.
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Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
Yup because we have the Good Samaritan law!
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brah you need a life jacket cause you drowning in dat *****
Yeah I really shouldn't wear my cat shirts while swimming
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who are ur fav people?
Hmm... I like different people for different reasons so listing my favourite doesn't seem fair. But chances are if you're up there you probably know it ;). But all time #1 would be Danny Walls without a doubt.
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ur preee cool
Hey thanks! You seem pree cool too!
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It'sNotStillOkayToPostThis
Okay :(
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Game of thrones vs Vikings ?
I don't watch either of those shows ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Most expensive thing you have?
My drumkit. But they last forever so well worth it.
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how are you liking Grade 12?
It's really busy already! I'm taking on a lot more stuff then ever but it's going to be a verrry productive year.
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Where's your locker
Third floor beside the science complex near the back door. Which is weird because the last three years it's been on the first floor
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Who are you dating?
Wasn't this already a question of the day?
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What do you do when you angry?
I'm usually pretty quiet. And I generally stay that way until I get to Ramsfit or do some sort of workout.
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Current mood?
Happiness because I get to see all my friends next week. But also sadness and grief because school is also next week.
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
1. I have trouble thinking of funny answers to these questions 2. I can't finish lists
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How many kids do you want to have?
Enough to give me a lifetime supply of goat cheese.
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5 guys you think are pretty at central? GreatColtini
1. Shrut Patel 2. Shrut Patel 3. Shrut Patel 4. Shrut Patel 5. Shrut Patel
5 girls you think are pretty at central?
I'm sorry but this question still isn't happening
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What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
Nothing that involves permanent bodily harm, but not much other than that.
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What do you s*ck at?
Biology. I'm glad I didn't have my heart set on biomedical engineering or something like that because I had work pretty hard to get a 73 in that class. Plus it was hella boring (except for the evolution stuff).
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how do uu show a girl ur interested in her?
I'm pretty passive about it, I usually just try and talk to her more if anything. I've never been good at that kind of thing.
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favorite song of all time?
This varies depending on what stuff I've been listening to recently but right now imma go with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCYFJAor_dc
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A super power you wish you had?
The ability to stop time. I would get all the things done
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i can't believe abraham lincoln actually said that thats so inspiring
Source: http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/829961-don-t-believe-everything-you-read-on-the-internet The man was a scholar
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yo' fo' realz, what do you prefer in a girl? like personality wise, or looks wise
I really like it when girls are outgoing enough to talk to me in person. And when they like my jokes. If she looks wise I guess that's good too.
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do you see yourself dating someone sometime soon?
I dunno. I'm terrible at reading people and making advances so probably not.
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do it for the vine. grape vine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPnZZTVp_2A
This is awesome I remember playing this in grade 9 (and for like two seconds last semester)
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Who are you dating?
http://www.ampalestine.org/justicedates/dates.jpg
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What pisses you off the most?
People who will wait until the last second to cancel plans. I mean, it's fine if stuff comes up, but it happens a lot where guys will cancel on me an hour before we planned to hang out about a thing they have known about for a week. I end up doing nothing because I set aside time for it and there's no time to make any plans. /rant
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The biggest mistake you made in your life?
Well it WOULD have been the biggest mistake if I didn't change my mind about highschools. I submitted my course for St.Mikes and then I switched to Central after the deadline. I wouldn't have met all my awesome friends!
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I'm not on your favourite central people list I think you answered it wrong..... colleen.jones
Sorry but Shrut MVPatel wins every time
Chicago trip or New York trip?
New York trip!
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who are your favourite people at central??
1. Shrut Patel 2. Cal Potter 3. Shrut Patel 4. Navin Abraham 5. Nathan Klassen 6. Shrut Patel
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Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
What's a feeling?
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Who was your childhood best friend?
Scotty McCintosh! I don't talk to him a whole lot anymore though which is a shame
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Did you like New York?
New York was sick. Not only did I get some wicked selfies but also made friends and that's always great!!!
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How do magnets work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc
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What up my home dawg?
Stayin up too late ya dig?
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What upsets you?
Anything involving cats getting hurt. I really like cats.
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5 girls you think are pretty?
The way I see it these questions are either being asked by Scott Campbell or some girl I don't talk to a lot. If it's the latter then you probably won't be in the first 5 people I think of, but you're most likely a 10/10 babe and should start talking to me more. And if it's Scott then you already know your a 10/10 babe and got nothing to worry about ;)
What is your nickname?
Some people call me jesh or joosh.
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Ten girls you think are cute?
Yes
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Girls you think are cute?
Lots haha. Central's a big school!
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Grade 10's you want to get to know better?
Madi, Patrick, Alison, Sean, and Zach. But if you want to know me better I don't bite I promise! I love making new friends
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I appreciate this question
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If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
A cylinder that goes all the way through the earth that's 7 metres wide cuz then I could jump through it and get shot back up like how fun would that be?
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near I'm not on your list :( colleen.jones
I need to stop answering those questions when I get them cuz I always forget people
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Who's ur coolest most awesome cousin???? sarahbeluzic
Matt
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I'm so honored to have made it on the list BEST FRIENDS FOREVER RING amazinggrace
IT'S THE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, RING!
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who are your closest friends? both genders
I would like to preface this by saying these are in no particular order. Guys would be Aidan, Ian, Colton, Geoff, Justin, Brandon, and Danny Girls would be Kelsey, Steph, Poppy, Sam, Grace, Kayla, and Abbey
The worst thing that happend to you this week?
Hey finally a decent daily question that I still won't answer!
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is there any girls u'd want to get to know better? and if so, who are they?
Oh yeah for sure, my issue is that I'm bad at making non-awkward conversation when I think "man I should talk to this person more", it's better when conversation happens organically. I've been getting better though you should have talked to me in grade 9. This wouldn't be exclusive to girls either making friends is hard with both genders
The most boring person you know?
"Hey let's make the question of the day something that encourages being mean" srsly wat r u thnkin guy who runs qooh me?
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How was your first kiss like ?
It was incredibly awkward...
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qooh.me uses: attention seeker! Its very effective!
It's not very effective...
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Josh attacks with witty comment! Confuses dumbass asker!
A wild joke taken to far appears!
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Asker uses: giflink: http://i.imgur.com/4Fdtlby.gif Josh is distracted!
Josh used splash! He hit himself in the confusion!
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What bores you about people ?
A lot of people seem to think that math has no real life applications. They're never willing to discuss it. You know what just people who don't like having their views challenged bore me.
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How much is enough money for you?
Give or take a hundred per hour depending on how good you look.
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Who makes you happy?
People who like my jokes!
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What's your last name?
See last question from Ben aha
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What do you think about the most?
How I can rationalize not doing my homework
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Ehh, what's up, doc?
I'm ona wabbit hunt
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thats mean :( colleen.jones
I'm sorry http://vimeo.com/m/14991730
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OUUUU NEAR colleen.jones
Haha go away
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but would you go out with Sonja like is there anything that could be there
I don't really know her so it's not like it couldn't happen. But I'm not one for jumping into relationships before I get to know the person.
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so is there like a thing between you and sonja sherwood now or
No she just asked me to dance at semi ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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A song they should play at your funeral?
The Tetris theme as my casket is getting lowered
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What is your mother's name?
Mommy obviously