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The DeLorean from Back to the Future.
People say a lot of sht, I don't even know but I'm not as bad as any dumb rumour.
Falling in love with the most amazing person, it wasn't really a decision because I can't help falling in love with her.
It sounds cheesy and like an "as if" thing but I'd use it to help around the world like in the Calais camp and to fund things to try help different causes that I believe it because I couldn't sleep at night knowing I had money to help people but I wasn't using it to help them.
I'd do a thing that sends out memes to my friends after I die and take the one I love to a Rick Astley concert, then spend the rest of my hours loving her.
I'm willing to bet that you're lovelier!
I'd spent forever listing them all and even then I'd accidentally miss someone out so I'm just going to say Alicia because she's my match.
You know my kink!
I love you and you're such a little sht but that why I fcking love you, sappy little fairy.
That I'm the sht, btches.
I love you more than all the stars in the sky, Piglet!
I love you so much, bless you for this and for existing. I appreciate this and you so much and I don't know what I'd do without your existence!
This is probably true and this is what I've stated privately to my friends.
You're the incredible one, thank you so much for this!
Bless you so much for this, thank you for being such sunshine! I know I just need patience and to find someone who'll do the same for me as I do for them, that's something everyone deserves because everyone should be able to find that happiness!
You're pure sunshine and I'm so grateful for this statement and you. I appreciate you and your kindness so much, you're a star!
I shall teach you but I doubt I'm as cool as you are!
Anon please, you're the amazing one!
I'd have an island called United but like it's united, not like the UK or US but actually united because everyone is united, like everyone of every race, $exuality, religion, everyone just lives in harmony and gets along because my ideal island would put meaning into the word "united."
You're one of my favourite people and I miss you so much! You're so caring and warm towards everyone and you're so special to me and everyone you talk to because you leave such an impression and it's honestly nothing sort of magical. You've helped me and so many others through so much and I'm so grateful. I also want to ask you something.....Do u ride.
Harambe's btch! You're so completely honest and true with your friends and that's always something that's inspiring to me, you care so much and caring involves telling the truth no matter what. Your jaw makes me jealous and I want my whistle blown. :-/
DWEEBY-C. You're like a ball of sunshine and your presence is always noticed when you're not around. You're bright enough to keep the demons from Conjuring 2 away! Even Obama would want to get on your level even though I think more of his pictures are memes. ?
BALLS OUT FOR BANTU. SOULS OUT FOR MEP. I thought you were so scary at first and you intimidated me but I realise now that there was no reason to be because you're one of the warmest people I've ever met and you appreciate puns! You're one of the people that I know I can put my trust in and I know/hope it's mutual because you should trust me to drag you through a lake and not get shot. You're so peaceful and you stay out of any heat and that's what I need to learn from and hopefully I have learnt from!
THE MEMES, I need to up my meme game and prepare myself because yours is another level. You've been through so much and you've remained so composed through everything and that's something I need to learn how to do myself because I'm a little sht, and you're a little sht too but in a good way because of all those fcking dog pictures and the way you are!
I love how you reassure people of friendships and how you'll admit where you went wrong, it takes a lot to admit being wrong and you always do it because you're the sht and you know that admitting is growth and you've grown so much! I don't ever want to lose the friendship again.
One minute it's all the owls and dogs in the world and then it's bae.
"The Mr Bean Movie is Oscar award worthy."
I want to know who this is because it made me so happy, I love this and you!
How they treat animals. If they don't treat animals well then I know they probably treat people like sht too.
The people who give me the time of day.
Your mum thinks I'm cool.
I don't think I'm ignoring anyone, I talk to most people.
About a 12, maybe even a 13. Too cool, edgy and shocking!
Awkward but nice enough, I think all first kisses are usually awkward.
Bless you, anon! I think you're adorable too.
I don't really know, I like people to get to know me and work me out for themselves.
Get /me/ food.
@Pontifex
Nothing, I wrongly have more privilege than they do.
You've opened my mind, I am amazed.
FLAKE.
Myself, I'm my own worst enemy and it's only me stopping myself.
Otters, especially after Finding Dory.
Having to ask for things like respect and sht, I've learnt that those things should be given automatically and not asked for.
I'd love to be better at keeping my attention on things, I tend to get distracted like a puppy!
Inconsistent, unsettled and fleeting.
The smoothie that just went down my shirt.
I believe that @CounterfeitJam is one of the coolest ever and I believe you, anonymous who sounds a lot like @CounterfeitJam! ;-)
I prefer Ashley Olsen! :-/
Ashley, for sure.
Not today, not tomorrow, maybe not even some day.
Don't use them as bait
I want golden paynuts.
THAT'S MY SAFE WORD.
I feel strongly about their peanuts.
Too late.
I'm declining the invitation.
Did you know that apparently you can use little baby frogs as bait?
NOT TODAY, SATAN.
I really love paynuts!
I need pancakes first.
I'm going to have to name two because I couldn't decide and I feel like Diane will kill me in my sleep if I don't say her. My best friends are Bomer and also Diane. Diane is a violent little sht who says the most heartwarming things and has such a way with words. Bomer is incredibly special, he's peaceful and everyone loves him because he's perfect no matter what he says. He's got such a brilliant way with people and he inspires me to be better. My crush has black hair and blue (snake) eyes.
The same fear everyone has of losing the people they love the most.
That's what they call me!
Bullsht-Man, like Karl Pilkington.
It's quite good, Diame is right! I'm enjoying it so far.
Lorna Morello for sure! ;-)
You go to fcking bed!
VAIN.
YOU KNOW YOUR OWN @.
I don't know who out of my friends I trust with a child so I'll just have to hope that I don't die if I ever have a child.
DIANNE, IS THIS YOU?
@MattBomcr
I've got a few hot friends, which one? It would depend on if she was up for hooking up with you.
People who try to be edgy and shocking but there's too many people trying to be like that so they just become sheep.
@MattBomcr, @FlnnJones, @dicnneguerrero, @ChIoGraceMoretz, @AIexisRene @TuppenceM, @phoebejtvnkin, @LaeSarfati, @mattyhealy_, @kcnopsia, @thatfauxginger, @RichardHcrmon, @counterfeitjam, @OllyTheMelodic, @LaurenMichclle, @meagnjane...There's too many people that I consider as my friends, I might've forgotten a few while listing them but it doesn't make them any less special to me.
Aren't you 155?
I'm into someone so I guess I'm "emotionally taken" as the kids say.
When they don't call me names or threaten me with death.
****nugget. :-/
Is this punkass doudo bird bullshtter?
Anytime, any place! ;-)
Toby, please.
Stubborn, punny and shthead.