Qoohme

The worst thing that happend to you this week?

Your spelling ayy lmao

Add me issy_awesome101

I'm putting that straight on the gay snapchat forums.

Can I have ur snapchat
Do even have snapchat

fresh beats on my Roland SP-555 hot off the press shoot em' up heroin memes

Please GeV ur snapchat I need it

////twat////

You don't have to answer this but u know let's do dirty stuff

Listen here Fantano, I've had just about enough of your mediocre music reviews, I'm leaving the country tomorrow morning - don't bother responding.

Gib snapper chat

no : DDDD

your pretty hot and so nice :)

A conspiracy theory is an explanatory proposition that accuses two or more persons, a group, or an organization of having caused or covered up, through secret planning and deliberate action, an illegal or harmful event or situation. Some scholars suggest that people formulate conspiracy theories to explain, for example, power relations in social groups and the existence of evil forces. It has been suggested by some thinkers that conspiracy theories have chiefly psychological or socio-political origins. Proposed psychological origins include projection; the personal need to explain “a significant event (with) a significant cause;" and the product of various kinds and stages of thought disorder, such as paranoid disposition, ranging in severity to diagnosable mental illnesses. Similarly, socio-political origins may be discovered in the need of people to believe in event causation rather than suffer the insecurity of a random world and universe.

Great kids you know

Leopold II of Belgium, Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin the list goes on :)

ummmmmm!!? Is there something wrong with you?

Yes, actually.

Dtf?

Always

top people of 2014?

There's a ranking for that sorta thing? Wot

Your father's name?

Jesus Christ

What? jackpipsam

the **** did you say to me bic boi?

u r gay

Hey that's not true - I only touch p****es recreationally.

Best Moments of 2013?

1. Reign of terror as SHC College Captain 2. Socially bizarre and inappropriate behaviour at every school-based function's after party 3. Fist fighting Actor/Director Danny DeVito 4. Anything to do with Mark Davenport 5. Thinking of things to put on this list

If it was the end of the world and everyone only had 20 seconds to live but your favourite duck was about to fall into a lava filled volcano...holding on by one feather mind you...then would you a) shout everyone burgers or b) go for a sauna ?

I would C) diagnose you with a pervasive social disorder

John Joe you are awesome. best homie out there

Love you, Based Anon

big Muse in the MOTHER ****ING buliding

<3

5 fav year 12's from shc (this year)

Hemp, Wax, Peppermint, Aspartame, n,n-dimethyltryptamine

your a very entertaining human being, whats your secret ;)

Mental Illness

you can't pretend this **** is ironic anymore because everyone know's that it's not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTbycx2Pfo I'm pretty legit about life, or maybe I'm not idk. This song accurately summarizes my existence.

you give me the D?

No but I will start conversations with other people in your Facebook photo comment section.

best kids mates alive?

I'll call you, put you on hold for fifteen minutes, then come back to tell you that I have to go.

Thoughts on the Biebs?

idk ice cream feels a certain way in your mouth. Beyond that, there could be anything in there...

Your source of happiness?

My left hand

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v*****l fungus

You are a great human being john joe Wilson, never change baby

tHankyou Based Anon

Are you an august a thing? Cause I think you should get married, honestly

We were married before we were a thing - on Facebook @ least anyway Facebook is love Facebook is life

pretty much...... :( :(

When you're in a taxi, should you tip the driver before or after you've kissed him?

You blocked me on Facebook? :(

I block a lot of people

do you munch on diks u f*****

No but I did find a foreskin in my Big Mac last Wednesday and I ended up accidentally eating that. :)

i have no friends, life s*cks :(

I am sorry Based Anon, I have failed you.

v*****

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what meme gives you the biggest keks?

Pervasive Social Disorders idk

Opinion on retifism?

I have never understood the superfluous attention foot (and feet related) fetishes gain. I feel that other (potentially more practical and conceptually understandable) fetishes have been robbed of the limelight. :)

whats your insta

@thejohnjoewilsonexperience

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?

I don't give two ****s about looks, if you're a **** you're a ****, if you're a dank 420 blaze it niqqa @ age 80 then I'm sure I will, Based Anon.

Why do you #tag all your instagram photos f***** when there is never any kindling in them?

Because you touch yourself at night.

you should meet my pug douglas, he is so cool

t.j.z

ok

Who was the first person you dated?

My left hand

we used to be best mates in primary school i miss that son. WOOOOO ;) i'm sure you'll get that we invented it after all.

<3

On a scale of 1 (being hard as a rock on rock day) and 10 (essentially lava, burning everything it it's path) how runny are your bowel movements?

Bit of both really.

Ground control to major John (Joe)
Ground control to major John (Joe)
Grab you techno mix and put your iPod on.
Ground control to major John (Joe)

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I will ask or tell you anything I like.
Dead puppies
Dead babies
Sipping blood on the beach.
*insert other obscene shenanigans here*

Ｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｉｎｇ，  ｔｅｌｌ  ｍｅ  ｍｏｒｅ

Are you city fresh?

No but I am poppin' fresh.

I LOVE BIG NIPS

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Why do I smell like sheep?

Sheep and life stock fornication is common in this part of the world.

i actually miss talking to you man :(

Pls, pls send me an inbox Based Anon.

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Thoughts on being spammed?

It's just great when you guys hit all the right zingers. Because you're just s0 quirky and scene and at the end of the day you just do you - and that's all that matters. (Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ  Ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ  Ｐｉｅｃｅｓ  Ｏｆ  Ｓｈｉｔ)

Why are you dating the month I was born in? Speedie

It's a damn nice month that's why.

i love to sit on a toilet and just go nuts until i pass out then when i wake up i scream in satisfaction

I had a fetish like that too, once upon a time.

WINNNNNNEEE SIIIGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Angus. <3

You seem pretty funny I think Henry likes to live in your glory but he's a pretty good kid

Ever noticed how you never seen Henry and I in the same room at any given time? We're the same person m8.

what do you even see in August? She's got a pretty face ye but nothing else

$10 you've never talked to her once.

What are your thoughts on JJ Wilson?

Absolute f*****

please touch me

th

what are your thoughts on Thomas Zulian?

Was this question, perchance, asked by Thomas Zulian?

Why is the sky blue? Speedie

Because you touch yourself at night, Josh Speedie.

good guy funny guy very handsome

but do u like my memes : ((

you're actually pretty boring. like you haven't developed or changed since i've known you

///you know my name not my story/// V sorry Anon, here's hoping your next friend will develop/change into a pterodactyl or something c00l/quirky : DDDD

Why are people so ignorant towards big w?

SUPERNOVA SCARVES Grey Paisley Vintage Mod Scarf 60s, Cravat Liberty Fabric

Why are you such a boss?!

Tylenol During Pregnancy Linked to Higher Risk of ADHD Moms-to-be who relieve pain with acetaminophen may be setting their children up for hyperactivity. These are the stone hard, cold facts.

you could do a lot better lol

Yes well look we can't win em' all. Congrats to R.L. Stine for receiving this years Nobel Prize for literature.

Sea man semen sememes

Nothing scarier than a single mother with nothing to lose am'i'rite anon

lets make world peace

Ice cream feels a certain way in your mouth. Beyond that, there could be anything in there...

Are you bi

I don't think so. In regards to love I'm happy where I am right now.

I'm a male and I think your *exually attractive

Thank You, Based Male Anon. x

You're a champ, glad to have met you :) CraigC27

Ily sir <3

I think you will like this


http://www.harrystylesfanfiction.com

Thank You, Based Anon.

What do you think about the most?

Being a pretentious twat.

jokes on you I signed up for Christian mingle months ago

*shakes fist*

You make me smile :)

Mutual Feel, Anon.

What is it like to have the mind of a genius?

I wouldn't know haha

Wait *august

Was the point of that to show how many different aliases she uses? Idk, I don't geddit.

No *gus

-

Sorry *augusta

-

What happen with you and Isabella jones?

-

thoughts on my son??

If you keep up this elaborate ruse I'll be the first recorded THC overdose and I'll ruin it for everybody.

if u had to choose between saving my sons life or ur own which would u do??????????

I have had it with these goddamn Son questions Fitzgibbon, if you continue this I will not hesitate to sign you up for Christian Mingle.

if you could choose to live anywhere in the world where would it be and why?

Well right now I'm happy where I am. However I would like to explore somewhere like L.A in my 20's. However I'd imagine that I'd want to spend my final years in reflection/isolation somewhere serene in New Zealand.

it hasn't been 24 hours yet
so will you fite me irl
from Matt Cindric

i love yu matt forever n always

why do bad things happen to good people?

why am i so fat

Quoted from the Simpsons

bad is subjective though. You might be a very charitable and selfless person yet have a fetish for misfortune.

burt smith is a ****en c.u.n.t

but he is so friendly :)

Thank you for that piece of information, Anon.

explain the meaning of life

None of this live, laugh and love bull****. The meaning of life is to do as thou ****ing wilt.