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hw will i make u mine
Simple.........get a lyf
Jemie replied
4880 days ago
Ndakusowa
Me 2
Jemie replied
4881 days ago
When will u start boozing?
Kea teln me wat u mean by boozn?...
Jemie replied
4881 days ago
can u plz name 3 bst fwnds of urs , boys ofcoz ,am nt joe
Hu said u r..wazigwilisa wekha
Jemie replied
4883 days ago
who among ur ex/boifrends have u kissed passionately
Ur dad
Jemie replied
4884 days ago
Hu z ur best friend @ hom and xul
Ummh...
Xul:mur,phoe,ghi,fai
hom:vi,oz,fa,ota
hw z ur guy? knizzy
I dnt own a guy
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
wavala chani lero?
Malaya
Login mxit en u'll see hu i am
I dnt c anythn
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
hav u eva hated sum1 so much n ya lyf?who? For wat?
Nat h8n xactly buh meyb nat lykn...
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
If a guy u know axs u out ,bt u not interested in the guy ,what wud be ya ans?
Am nat interestd wat dew thnk?
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
d u luv dancehall?
Favour?...nat rily
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
jemimah wats you nem? joefc1
Hahaha....chokapa!
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
Hw cn u si its ova 2 ua boyfrnd wen u knw dat h did do wrong 2 u.
I dnt knw..i dnt get watchu tryna sae
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
Do you consider yourself a happy person?
Kwambiri..
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
Ineyo
Iweyo ndaniyo?
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
Pa mxit sumayankha matama eti?
Sindimamuyankha ndan?....
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
If a guy u know ,bt u not interested in him ,what wud b yah ans?
Hz he askd me a mat question or wat?
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
wat d u thnk cn b d bgest mistek u v done n lyf so far!
So so so Many.!..
Buh nwae ndinaiwala m n anothr scene of lyf nw thrz no nid 2 remembr yestrdaez mistakes....by the way i myt knw hu u r..!
Jemie replied
4885 days ago
YUr r crzly gud lukn do u admit it
Ask n a gud wae....i dnt get u
Jemie replied
4886 days ago
Is it true eti ndiwe munthu ovuta?
IDK.....Ndimaoneka ovuta!? Nde thats so guwd2
Jemie replied
4886 days ago
Well tel us
Unles u r Bingu or seyan
Jemie replied
4886 days ago
Sup, jxt heard dat u h8 m, z t tru
Yes i do iff u r Bingu...or seyan
Jemie replied
4886 days ago
U h8 no 1 unles w@
Unless ..ummh.. U wudnt wana knw
Jemie replied
4886 days ago
In 5 words, ummm my bestie's x lol, gamelover, e.t.c Infern0
....
Jemie replied
4886 days ago
Zt true th@ u hate me?
I h8 no1,..unless....
Jemie replied
4886 days ago
Ndili kwa2....sukusilila?
Jemie replied
4886 days ago
Is it true that u lyk sleeping?
Wat cud i do without sleep?
Jemie replied
4887 days ago
z it true dat u lyk kissn galz
Iam straight..hw cn i do that?
Jemie replied
4887 days ago
hw does it feel being away from xul? knizzy
Filz gr8!
Whats u doing nau with no lights
Hw dd u knw lights went off?
Ufiti2 umenewo
Jemie replied
4887 days ago
Ofcoz
Jemie replied
4887 days ago
Z t true that u changed bfz 4rm..Andrew-bright-Camilly- davie- enerst-fabian-gregory- hethr-Ivan -jerome- kelly- levis- mic- neyo- omario- patrix- rex- sugit- tern- veex then finaly 2 zenx within 2 wks?
Yea so true
is true that u like me?
Hu r u!!
Jemie replied
4888 days ago
av don it check ya prof, am very honest wit u, 4 dots, u do tha sem,*jay*
Dd th sem
Jemie replied
4888 days ago
That boy u say u have a crush on... Does he feel th same way??
Dd i sae i hav a crush on sm1?
Jemie replied
4888 days ago
is it true that u still in love with me a.k.a yur ex 'joe'
Mbatata,bonobwa,lumbe..........u aint joe
i love you, dont ask hu i am coz i wil tel u! In private
C R A I Z I E !
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
ey le me say like this i like it when u update many statuses pleaz continue no ur status updates no nyc fb xoxo sindnena kut ndne joe
Mbatata!
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
hey i wz stalkn u 2 the bone u sayd u dont f****n mynd on ur bio do u mean t even to us ur fwndz a.k.a haterz
Y wer u stalkn me?
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
hav u ever uzd tha f word on ur lovd 1ns
Yea lyk pass the th fork..lol
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
hie jemy do u mynd f i ask anyth privat que
I dnt..
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
tel ma 3 guyz you are or were homiz with, and jst cant 4get hw nyc thy r or they were 2u
Thre r 2 many ama end up biasn
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
lyk french kissn n public wth aguy
Hav u eva heard th@ i dd?
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
nditangolemba chonchi iwe ukhoza kutani? joefc1
Kuseka ndikukunena wachamba!
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
Whats ur tek on p*rn?
Gross
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
dnt tel me u dnt miss thm knizzy
Them az n hu?
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
Wat dew prefer? Kissing n public or n private lyk n the bedrum?
Private daznt mean only n the bedrum ..daz t?
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
Ndine waku chirimba uja,heard u wer askin bwt me,,nde lets tok??gat digits??
An2 aku chilimba alipo ambiri.....uti uti ameneyo?....
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
Hav u ever kisd aguy in public or private lyk n tha bdrum
Wat kynd of kiss r u tokn bwt hea?
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
Eazy jemy undi hopela ukandiziwa.Lol
Ahahaha
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
zt tru dat u and knizzy were really cloz homiz!
Ukukaika?
Nwae am nat answrin nythn
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
I mean mahop owafila
Mwina athokhalapo.....kma ali bho
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
Umandi hopela?
Sindingahopele mun2 osamudziwa
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
Nyale inakutapa kuti u sleeping with 2 guys at the age of 14 amd that u are foul-mouthed. how tru is this?
Kafunse a nyali omwewo......en the guyz u towkn abt
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
Hwz ur mahop?
.Ndinasiya kuhopela kalekale... ndinkahopela ndili ka nfana.........
Jemie replied
4889 days ago
Hw many mahop do u hav l8ly?
Wats ur definition of mahop coz i've met lyk 3 diff pple describn t differently?
Jemie replied
4891 days ago
Y dd u brk up wit ur ex?
Am tired of u askn bwt my ex..y cnt u jst ask bwt me...nat any1 els???
Jemie replied
4891 days ago
umadya mitanda ingat ya nsima masiku ano, kuchoka pa 5 unkadya ija? joefc1
Inafika pa umodzi pano
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Do u luv your neighbor as u luv yurself
I try buh m nat that gud!
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
R u beautiful?
Dd God create smthn Ugly? I dnt thnk so
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
its wat iam thts important than who iam...
U r wat u r...a person or meyb a chimp
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Who am i
U r hu u r! En wat i knw bwt u z kut...u hav a nose en a head
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
short, crazie,fat,wamadimpozi,okonda kuseka mpakana 1hr, and okonda kubwila mkaka joefc1
Hahaha..
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
ths so anonymous, am nat gon reveal that am joe, kma iz it true that u v neva dated ny1 on earth? joefc1
Hahahahahahaha.........,
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
ahahahaha, wandidziwa bwanj? U a genius joefc1
Yea am a genious...i managed 2 read ur nem
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Iwe, y ddnt u com to me if u wntd to knw me instead of askin ur frends 2 introduce me 2 u? I dnt byt..
Muria koloviko sindufuna zoyambana ndi mun2...........gulet cnt acces my staf...
WANDILILA
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
hey iwe ine ndi nani? Ndakhala pabed kapena ayi? Nduonera move kapena ayi?lol joefc1
Chokapa........wadya weed joe iwe et.....
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Komabe, sungalade osahopela
Uzaziwona........ndinakakhala ndilibe mahop bwez ali mahop kale buh sizikutheka kumuika coz winayo akupanga absorb malo ambiri..lol
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Oww! S0 GUWDLUKN!..DAZNT THat mean u hopelalin?
Nah...ts jst admirin God's creation .....
F u thnk thats kuhopela then dnt u thnk i cudve had hundred mahopes by nw?
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Ukuti suhopela nanga walada bwanji?
Niveh or muria ...i knw ts 1 of u...,.ndimangoyamikila kut that dude z soo gudlukn
d u thnk am gud luking?
Hu r u?
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Hu z ur mahop?
Ndinasiya kuhopela
Wats da smartest qstn u'v bn askd so far? N wats da stupidest?
Bwt ma inspirationz z the smartest en the stupidest wz ths othr1 kut "do u thnk ts gud f i fynd a d8 here @ xul" that wz crap en ddnt even includ hz uzr info
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
do u lyk som1 who daznt notice you?
I once dd.......
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
wats ur mxit id and 4n number pleaz
Y cnt u jst ask me n person....i MYT gv u dependin on hu u r...i dnt jst gv owt ma digits
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Do u lyk flirting?
Do i flirt?
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Wat z ur ultimate goal in lyf?
Idk i jst want 2 b rich.....4rm a guwd way of getn dollar:-)
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Do u hv any inspirations? If so wat/hu?
Mstly my hatrz r my inspiration....
En thoz pple hu hv succeded n the sem staf am doin
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
R u smart?
Very..
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
Wen did u lost ur virgnity?
17yrz ago...
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
who wax ya best kisser in yo lyf?
Reveal ur identity ama tel yew
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
i askd u abwt 3 negativ words to describe ya ex boy, nw cn u mention 3 positiv 1nz to descrbe hm
Fwndly,,hz a sense of humour en cn b trustd...
do u eva miss me?
Hu r u?
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
d u knw ur exz(joe) ex b4 u? F u do.. D u get alng wt her?
Yea i do knw ha.......i get along wit evry1,lol..expect sm typ of pple
Jemie replied
4892 days ago
durin e breakup wt ur ex, wat hurt you most?
That av let a gud en nice guy walk away 4rm me en that i wudve med up ma decision earlier
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
what do u think is interesting abt u?
Idk bwt othrz buh i lyk my dimple..lol
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
any three negative words u cn use 2 describe yo previous boyfrend?
Pompous ,2 emotional en chinacho ndakanika
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
do u currently have a boyfrend?
Nah
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
Jay-mee, jemy, jemie
Aha!..
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
Hey hw does it feel?
Wat?
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
Hv u eva kised a dude? If yes hw dd it feel.
Twz owky
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
wat change dd yo previous boyfrend (JOE) bring in yo lyf?
Mmh...i dnt thnk i changd anythn...he jst med me realyZ Sum staf i ddnt o ths tym...
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
do u thnk i've changed anythn' sinc u met me as yofrend?
Firstly Hu r u?....u've askd anonymously hw am i 2 ans u
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
do u think t would be nyc i may find a date here @ xul?
U cud've included ur uzr info....hw wil i knw hu am teln ts nyc 2 hav a d8 at ur xul.......en hw t concernz me
buh nywae ts stil cul..
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
Hu do u trust?
I trust diff pple differently
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
sm1 waz born in 1955 bt he iz 18 yrz old,hw iz so?
Meyb he died while he wz 18......
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
Is t true that at the age of 14 u ave changed 7 guys??
Am i a robot or wat!?.....ts nat true
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
Wen wz the last time u had beer?
Umm lyk 3months ago
Jemie replied
4897 days ago
How dew describe love? Uzn ur own understandin
Sm crazy f3lin whch mex pple crazy mst of th tymz......en carin ...thats emotional love i ges
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4897 days ago
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