Jess Johnson
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Thoughts on Nick
Which nick man
Ideal guy?
Someone with a really good sense of humour and passion for nuggets and doing cool things idk someone who you can annoy but also cuddle and be cute
Lol someone date me
Just like to say that I saw u on tinder
Congrats??
God anon, give her some nuggets aT LEAST before asking for nudes
Exactly, have SOME basic human decency
Send me nude on snapchat, your cute, and you have a mole or something on your right nipple :D
You know, you're not that bright....
Do you like to eat food? If so I know this place that sells food and was wondering if you'd like to participate in a eating of the food they serve with me?
I would love to eat food with you at this place that sells food bc I love eating food
Last time you had $ex?
Like 700 years ago and that's pretty darn accurate
What r ur thoughts on global warming
Global warming is bad. the end
People still use this??
I guess they do
What did you last Google ?
I looked up pictures of vegetables that look like celebrities
What is something that people might not like about you?
Nothing. I'm perfect
What's your snapchat?
jess_joyjohnson
You don't even reply to me anymore :(
Idk who this is....
Best kiss?
It was with a nugget
First kiss?
Isaac back in year nine
How do you think the world will end?
I'll sneeze
We should talk if you want
Sure thing chicken wing
We should talk if you want
Yeah, inbox me if you want ?
You seem like you'd be fun to talk too haha
I am heaps of fun to talk to
Well you damn well succeeded
I appreciate that
Hahah sht that's better than I expected it to be ??
I aim to please
How obsessed with Harry Potter are you out of 10?
9&3/4
What was the last movie you watched? What'd you think of it?
Divergent, and tbh I was disappointed by hoe far they strayed from the original storyline
wait who is ash???
Ash benfield, I was talking to him aaaaages ago
Age you lost your virginity?
705
What happen with ash and you?
Oh wow, I'm idek, he just stopped talking to me ?
What was your first relationship like?
Well when I was seven I was convinced I was dating Harry Potter even though he was a book character so I'd say pretty darn magical
Have you ever heard the story about Darth Plagieous the Wise?
Nope
have you ever used a $ex toy?
Have you ever seen toy story?
You're beautiful
You're sweet ☺️
Where did John Cena come from? Like i get johnson so its similar but why? haha
I was born John cena and have onto recently decided to show my true identity instead of hiding behind the false name "Johnson"
Verily, as the sun doth lay upon the yonder horizon, waiting for the mountains to unveil its daily birth, do I sit upon this web and weave a message of penultimate boredom. Thus have I spake saying, "How farest thou, Snizzle Dizzle?"
I'm rather excellent, thank you ☺️
Happy invasion day!!
Same to you!
They make me see n sht. They're pretty rad
We talked on messenger bruh ?
Yeah that doesn't help
Hi ur cute wanna go on a date? Morg1
Smooth/10
Do you not like me already? Lmao
Talked for a bit and I never heard from you again. ?
Well your on anon so idk who you are??
Seriously you're such a beautiful soul, knowing you is one of the great things in my life
Aw thank you ❤️
Thoughts on Codey :)
Codey is great and is probs on of my faves from work ✌️
What was the best thing that happened to you today?
Rembering seeing my the 1975 in concert last night
Why do you have that scar ?
Battled a dragon
Can we??
Inbox me and we can find out
I crie every time i just wanted to meme with you ???
I'm terribly sorry
Can we meme via inbox?
Add me on skype my names XxXquikscoperXxX ??
I don't have Skype sorry
You have alot to learn young one. ?
Teach me
Have you ever heard of pastafarian
Nope
Short hair tall coffee shop
Why do you make this so hard!
I think you're talking about Kevin
I ran into him waiting for my mum haha
I am the one true meme. If you worship the seven memes old and new you are wrong
I worship you and only you
But was I close to the right guy? If so
He looks like a nice boy
Idk who you're talking about ??
I used to feel your pain 3: then i became a meme
Who are you oh holy meme lord
I think I know who he is
A little birdie said you had coffee with him today
Or am I wrong
You're wrong
Bc I didn't have coffee with anyone today haha
How do you live with two jobs you mist crie erry time?
It's difficult and I don't get days off and I'm constantly in pain and don't get enough sleep but the money is so good
Mr bean??
It's a cafe in centro
You should love yourself very much, you're an amazing person and you deserve so much love and happiness, especially from yourself
This made me smile
Thank you ?☺️
Who is the guy you like? Is he from McDonald's or coffee shop?
I'll give you a clue
He works at a place starting with m
??L
I can't wait till it comes out tbh
Where.do you work?
McDonald's and mr bean yo
No i do not mean offence i am just trying to help you and remind you to keep them safe and healthy 3:
I appreciate you're concern
And yes I keep them healthy and very clean ?
How many fcks could a fckboy fck if a fckboy could fck boys?
7
Would you root mister putin
He'll be Putin it in me later
What do you not feel like doing today?
Working but I already did that
Do you like John cena
I love myself very much
Is your potato sanitized
Are you suggesting that I don't sanitize my potatoes? Cause that's just plain rude
Are you related to Nurse Joy from Pokemon?
How did you know?
fck THE KING!
-The Hound
I love the hound ☺️
Fuk Jon Snow
That's the aim ?
My whole life is a meme. ??
How about yours?
My name on Facebook is Jessica John cena
I think that answers your question
I think you are very pretty <3
Why thank you ?
Am i the only one watching with my eyes closed?
You must be
Hate Joffrey do you? ? he never did anything wrong though
You obviously don't pay much attention to got ?
Least favourite GOT character(s)?
Fkn Joffrey and viserys
And stannis baratheon
And milesandra
Favourite GOT characte??
Either Jon snow or bron ??
Is winter coming?
It is. Winter is coming
Do you smell of cheese?
Indeed I do
I guess you can say I'm a bit, cheesy ?
Your heart does swoon,
You feel a fall,
But love that man?
Do we not all?
Everyone may love him but im the one he will marry
I'd say the same,
The wisest choice.
A perfect man,
With heaven's voice!
I'm in love with him
Who would you take a bullet for at work
Oh golly idk
Quite bored, am I
So here I came,
Which crush have you
In halls of fame?
Morgan freeman?
They asked 'at work who makes you laugh'?
I was not in your list,
The pain it sheds a tear from me
My heart, your knife does twist.
=(
Jonathan you go without saying
Too shy to inbox you sorry... :(
It's okay. I understand ?
But I hope that you do sometime ✌️
would you ever have a some with a guy and a girl?
Why not
Would you be able to tell me the secret please ?
If you inboxed me and asked me
Thoughts on that Emily btch? ;)
Yuck. I hate her
Thoughts on those who cheat?
I think it's a horrible thing to do. If you want to do something with someone other than your partner than you need to break it off bc you obviously don't care about them enough. I hate cheating.
What non celebrity male are you attracted to ?
That's a secret tho
I would inbox you to chat but i don't know you at all
Inbox me and get to know me then haha
Awh why not??
I just don't haha
Are you dating someone?
Nope
A bit odd is an understatement!!
How are we tonight?
Not good tbh
Name 5 people at work or school that can make you smile
At work probably
Caitlin
Kevin
Spencer
Golly
And idk a few others
Would you ever go for a guy who's in a relationship?
No
can u like not share them on facebook, it makes me wanna kill myself
I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! It does it automatically ?
What do you look for in guys
I like nice guys who have a great sense of humour that can sit and have Harry potter marathons with me
So many people are asking about the army lmao
It's a bit odd, I must admit
Top five most attractive year 12 (from last year) then
Idk man. Everybody. Everybody is hot
What're you going too do in the army?
I'm not in the army. Nick is
If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Do exactly what I always do bc I am god
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