Johnny Gargano
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On instagram, what is your first impression of __regaljourdan__ , the queen of all queens? ??????♀️
My first impression is that I’m far too lazy to go and get a first impression.
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Favorite food?
Human shoulder blades.
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Favorite movie ever? problemchildx
Little Miss Sunshine. <3
Shoutout to Short Term 12.
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VV That poor person under here once again missed their chance to be with you. What a shame for them Kaybx
This question is like a year old. But I imagine they're doing celebratory jigs, knowing that you're the one who got stuck with my lameness for life.
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What made you happy today? 100+
My lovely wife. Today and every other day. It's quite annoying, actually. Like, let me be in a bad mood or something every once in a while! Stop constantly making my day! Ugh. Marriage, amirite? The worst.
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What should people stop buying?
Llamas. Because that means there's less for me. I've lost so many bidding wars on the black market. :|
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omg, i've literally never wanted anyone to be single more than you. Your wit fcking slays me
You're going to be extremely disappointed when you figure out I've been stealing all my material from the back of penguin bars.
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What is the worst decision you ever made?
Every decision I have ever made has led me to where I am right now, and I am incredibly happy with where I am now.
With that being said, I maybe wouldn't have swallowed that wasp in hindsight.
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I'm bored; come love me?
I'm kidding, don't actually, I dont need your germs. Kaybx
Good. I sold all my germs on eBay anyway for a few bucks so I could afford to pay for a Chewbacca Christmas jumper.
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What did your last relationship teach you?
I'm learning everyday, but a big one is this.
Don't tickle her.
Because she will dive head first out of the bed and into the wall. And she will insist you threw her into it even months later.
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I'M BORED. Come to me jxhotbox.info heathervc844
I'm starting to think there's a serial killer out there who is absolutely determined to lure me into an isolated environment.
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This is our party. You can join me? xsweetxxhot.info amberbq517
Is it a superkick party?
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Do you want to see me?:) joy18cutegirl.men lisa6y332
This is fcking John Cena trolling me, isn't it?
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Looking for serious relationship that will lead to marriage jxhotbox.top lizox384
This is exactly how Candice proposed to me.
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My collection of hot photos here jxhotbox.stream shawnaseyfh242
Where is your collection of cold photos? I don't want to burn myself on the polaroids.
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I'M BORED. Come to me ue4t3. tk danaqn114
I put uet4t3 into my satnav and unfortunately it wont give me the directions to fcking Narnia.
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Who inspiried you to watch wrestling? Lol AdoraBliss
The neighbour kid. I saw him piledriving his brother onto the concrete and knew this was what I was meant to do with my life. Shame his brother didn't make it through surgery though .... :/
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Bill Murray's overrated.
...... If this is you, L, so help me god!
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its so obvious your the one sending Billie all those pervy questions
I'm not sure what I'm more offended by. These accusations, or the spelling of "you're". D:
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What is your relationship history
I'm hopelessly in love with Bill Murray. I have an unhealthy relationship with KFC. I know it doesn't care about me. But I go running back to it everytime because I'm weak! Oh, and my wife. I should probably have mentioned her first, right? She'll understand.
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Chicken Strips or Pizza? You know, for science. EmperorEdgelord
KFC. That was an option, right?
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If you had to pick between Marvel and DC to read/watch forever never going back which would you pick? HellsHarlot
Marvel. I don't even have to give that a second's thought. I've been reading Marvel since I was young. DC is a mess. DC has Batman. And everybody else can go away! DC's the Tommaso Ciampa of this scenario.
Special shoutout to the latest Deadpool series. That's super amazing, and my tweet made it into the final issue. :') And also, I bonded with the most amazing gal on the planet over it! Go read it!
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What song lyric best sums up how you live your life?
Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
Now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why.
:)
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Would you pay a hitman to take out Ciampa? GypsyFlower
Why would you pay for something you can do yourself? I don't have that kind of money. I spend it all on Build a Bears.
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Looking for serious relationship that will lead to marriage skc.name/u?xxdxss rachell6686
This is the single most romantic marriage proposal I've ever heard in my life. :')
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I never see you guys talk ^.^
We communicate through carrier pigeons. It's much more romantic.
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Nooooo, LeRae silly!
Yeah, I have one. She's sort of the best person ever.
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What is your favorite ice cream? HellsHarlot
Animated ice cream. Have you ever seen animated ice cream? It looks amazing, and it never moves, it's just even! It doesn't start leaking down your hand like a motherfckr, it doesn't topple off the cone and you're standing there crying your eyes out because 2 Euro on it and all the other kids are laughing at you because the ice cream driver won't give you a replacement .... Yeah .... I might have some unresolved issues to deal with
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Do you need a Candice?
Michelle? Sure.
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You’re in the room with Tomasso, Bin Laden and Hitler with only two bullets in your gun. How would you explain to the world why you shot Tomasso twice? legolad13
Jokes on the world. Bin Laden and Hitler are already dead. What am I supposed to, waste a bullet on a decayed corpse? Psht. That's like ... bad for the environment or something.
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Billie or Peyton, which one would you rather be fcking??
I really liked Billie Piper in Doctor Who, but Peyton Manning's had such a historic career. It's too hard to decide.
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Which Simpson's character do you relate to most?! lanaxdelxgay
Cletus, clearly. I'm inbred, have like a hundred and twenty six children and I'm aroused by poultry. And then also Troy McClure just cause Phil Hartman. I adore you, Phil Hartman. <3
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If you could bring any musician back from the dead for one last concert who would you pick? lanaxdelxgay
Louis Armstrong featuring a special appearance from his saxophone, and I'll sink into relaxed town where I have no cares or worries in the world. That'd be perfect. :3
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Ugh. I'm in love with your sense of humour. Be single plz tysm.
Is it bad that I spent like ten minutes trying to figure out why they're calling me "Tyson"? ...... D:
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If you could be a super hero, who would you pick? HellsHarlot
Dame Maggie Smith. Don't you dare tell me she isn't.
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How many times a day do you stick your finger in your nose? You totally just stuck your finger up your nose didn't you? HellsHarlot
I have a runny nose, okay. I've had the flu for like two weeks, and I can't shake it! It wont leave me alone. It's like flies on sht, or women here on a new Rollins and Ambrose account. Just give me some space, man! D:
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Would you rather eat a bowl of worms, or go ice skating with an elephant? HellsHarlot
Yes, I'd love to go ice skating with the Authors of Pain.
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What is the first thing you would look for at the $ex store? Or would you just go straight into the theater? HellsHarlot
The exit door. Because they're not the sort of toys I go shopping for!
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If you had the chance to save Tommaso Ciampa, Saddam Hussein, or make a sandwich. What kind of bread would you use for the the sandwich? wwedillinger
One side of the sandwich made from the skin of Tommaso's face, the other side the skin of his melted testicles. Sprinkled on top as seasoning for the bread would be his beard hair because the dipsht can't grow regular hair. Then in the middle of the sandwich, his guts, large intestines, small intestines, medium intestines, the self conscious intestines, all the intestines really. Some of his finger bones in there too to give the sandwich a bit of crunch. Cook the meat off his bones into some Pâté. We'll call it CiamPâté. The blood from all the wounds he's endured will serve as the ketchup. Oh and I guess a bit of cheese or something because people like cheese, right?
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How does one go about getting ‘Wrestling’ behind their name? Because Tye Wrestling sounds pretty legit. xD wwedillinger
No, it doesn't. It sounds disgusting. Like an evening gown match, but you wrestle in just ties. No suit, just ties.
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If a serial murderer broke free and entered your house, what board game would you play with him? wwedillinger
Monopoly. Because when he lands on go to jail, that's when the cops come bursting in to take him away. And I get to collect $200 from his pocket because I passed go.
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fck me sideways
I'm afraid I'm not even going to fck you length ways.
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Favorite p*rnstar? Jk. What’s your favorite movie of all time? wwedillinger
That one plumber guy with the tools and stuff.
And Little Miss Sunshine. I could write a thesis on why it's the perfect movie, because I'm a dork who'd enjoy that sort of thing.
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What thing did you do that ruined a relationship/s?
I've not managed to ruin it yet, thankfully. But I'm an idiot, so I'll keep the fingers crossed.
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why are you fcking aroudn when you married?
Hahaha, oh my god!
I finally got one of those stupid, catty, drama inducing questions!
I've been waiting so long! :')
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So umm could you get arsenal to somehow take oxlade back? We don’t want him... legolad13
I'd rather chlamydia, in all honesty.
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..I LOVE THAT MOST OF THIS IS LIKE BOTS TRYING TO SEND YOU FOR $ex. I think thats a sign that you need to get laid, Johnny.
Laid? Laid out? Are you suggesting someone needs to beat me up? You're a monster, anonymous person! D:
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Best frannnn i miss you we need to have a star wars marathon. TwiztedBlissxxx
But I don't wanna watch the prequels. :/
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Twatpops or poptarts? HellsHarlot
Twatpop? A twat pop. Pops. See, that just makes me imagine Tommaso Ciampa exploding.
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PRIVATE VIDEO, $exCHAT go v.ht/sezxx heathereb718
$ex is spelt with an s, not a dollar sign! I feel like I need to send you a private video providing you with lessons in grammar and spelling.
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My new $exy private videos here tinyurl.com/wwsewxx jessicat6250
Well they're not so private now, are they random spambot?
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Fave music to workout to?
The theme song to Rugrats. Always get me pumped. You pump, I pump, we all pump.
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Fave music to workout to? TwiztedBlissxxx
The theme song to Rugrats. Always get me pumped. You pump, I pump, we all pump.
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Only one food. Thats it. Forever. Whats it gonna be? Finnishungry66
Human ears. High in fibre and crispy like bacon.
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Cone Island Stylin or nah fam chill..? Finnishungry66
Is this Irish? I've no idea what you're saying to me right now! Get that fiddle-dee-dee language out of my questions!
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Why do you think people like/hate you?
They hate me because I pissed in their cornflakes. Wait, they didn't know that was me ... I'm safe ... :D sht! Now they do!
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What's the most important thing to you?
Bill Murray, the prospect of one day owning a segway, respect and the lovely lady who puts up with me everyday.
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Why are you still awake?
Because I like making stupid decisions that I immediately regret the following morning. For example, whenever I've uttered the words 'Fine, I'll watch this horror movie with you'.
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Why are you so perfect?
I'm far from it, I'm afraid. But I have a really special lady in my life who makes me feel like a million bucks, and that must be showing.
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What do you owe yourself?
Ten bucks. And if I don't get it by next week, I'm going to break your legs, man!!
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Who was your first crush ?
Probably Snow White. She was a classy girl. Questionable decision making skills, considering she willingly chose to live with seven Hornswoggle's.
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What do u like doing more by yourself?
Telling my wife she's the best person ever. I'd include other people, but I'm super greedy, and want to just tell her on my own.
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What will you never ever do again?
Wax Tommaso Ciampa's legs while he's having a manicure. Wait, I mean ... I never did that.