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This is a bad question to ask but I want another guys opinion. My girlfriend has put on weight over the past few months, should I break up with her? Because she's obviously not as pretty as she used to be :/
Um yeah you should break up with her, because she could obviously do a lot better than you. Thats f***ing shallow of you man.
I've never met a bigger liar lol stand up for yourself and get the money she owes you.
Allgood ha
So she didn't even half it? f***. If she's telling everyone she gave you $1000 she could obviously give you the full $600! What a stink Bit**. If I had crashed your car I would have given you every single cent that the new car cost. She's so selfish!
Nah haha I didn't know any of this
f*** she is the biggest liar I have ever met, seriously. $200?! What a f***ing rude Bit**, you wouldnt have to buy a new f***ing car if she hadn't of totaled your old one. f***. How much did your new car cost?
$600
Eliza told everybody that she got you out $1000 to pay for your new car, Bible. She said it to a few of us at Scotch a few nights after it happened. How much has she given you?
Uh $200 is all she's giving me ha
u da best bebeboo, ilu *mwah mwah* xoxxoxoxox
luv ya
What's your favourite nickname, other than simply "Josh"?
holla at me JP. Nah I don't have any other name and Josh isn't really a nick name, nobody calls me Joshua hahaha. But I like being called Joshua!
That Laura girl seems pretty cool, you guys would be pretty cute ;)
imaqin3 de babi3z
I know, I'm gonna ask her out but don't tell anyone xoxoxo
will you ever come back to star?
Well I was there for about nine years so Probably not, why do you ask?
Funniest Bit** otp?
Probably Chanelle
You're a good guy, Kelly's an idiot
Thanks
How close are you to your brother Chris?
Well we get along really well? Whys that?
sorry i've just been told lol and i've been to the river with you a couple of times and yeah
uhh okay hahaha
i was going to say lol you have incredible abs and semi v-lines so if you didnt i would have been really confused
hahahaha ok? bit creepy?
do you lift? not being a smart as* just wondering
yeah i did for a couple of months last year but got to busy so i stopped, just started again a couple of weeks ago.
- survey over -
kwl beanz did i pas*
you're just saying they're all amazing because you dont want to be rude haha
uhhh bullshi* haha, they're all f***ing incredible, you don't exactly go to the worlds and place 5th if your average do you? they all have amazing talent.
lucy everett?
aaaah i remember her coming over to blenheim the first time i met origin when Lisa was their captain haha long time ago. Shes amazing as well :)
jorgia marsh?
wtf hahaha. i havent really talked to her but just like i said about the others, shes an amazing dancer as well. all of them are :L there's a reason why they got into the crew they're in lol
melia wilkins?
why are you asking me all of the origin girls? hahaha. shes amazing! every part of her dancing is so sick, she has incredible talent and huuuuge potential to make it big.
what's hayley barnett like
these questions are really strange hahaha i haven't talked to her much but she's a really nice girl and she's a rad dancer as well :3
is hana morris good?
f*** yeaaahhhh nigga. incredible.
what's ashley belk like as a dancer?
lol random question? but she's insaaaaaane. i seriously don't understand how she can come up with the stuff she does haha, blows my mind. mad respect for her and the origin girls (:
Long as* haaair. big aas* boot T. Lip glaoosss. Long curly nappy as* hair . sekc size 66 waist. will yew laah me
Aw shawty hit me uhp
Is my willy too red and wrinkly? And pimply? /:
Yes
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you Sodium fine
Maybe
Is laurie's sister cool and do u prefer sweet and sour sauce or BBQ sauce ok thx for UR time
Mmm she ok nd prob mayo
I have, brown wavy hair. I like to have fun, and pretty easy going.
Love cute cuddles and kisses. And pretty funny if I do say so myself :)
Swag swag you sound gr8 message meh ex oh
Who are your close girl mates?
Nicole, Emma, Abbie, Liza
Whose your Best guy mates ?
Billy, Adam, Laurie and Tremaine
You're amazing <3
You too ;)
You remind me of Vin diesel
Thanks buddy lol
You're a babe ;)
You're baben
I heard you and Emma f***ed
Oh yeah hard core up the b*m
Your really hot
Aw shucks
I think you should be a model and i think you should come up and stay at our whare cos you have mad swag and cause you are a kool kat and i think you know who I am
Aw maybe some day
Are you high right now, do you ever get nervous
Are you single, I heard you f***ed a girl, is it true? You getting money, you think those niggas you with are with you?
I heard you want Nicole davey
Uhh you're mistaken lol
Mate!!! According to Luke Toppliss' Qoohme, you're the funniest guy in school "hands down!". Hahaha congratulations man! ;)
Hahahaha! Link me to this ;)
Give us your honest thoughts on Luke Topliss?
Really nice guy :)
Shut your face whoever sent those last two messages, I hate you. Chasikins
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You're actually an idiot lol. Did you really think shed keep things going with you? And don't say you like her heaps lol you're just trying to make her feel bad, not cool.
Lol okay keyboard warrior, I'm pretty sure if someone asks if I like her a lot I'm allowed to say whether I do, and I f***ing do. I can't help that now because we had a thing going for months and a lot of feelings developed, I can't just make them stop. If she was way too good for me, why did she bother in the first place? You're making a Dic* of yourself.
Kelly's too good for you I don't know what these people are talking about lol I'm good friends with her and she can do so much better than you.
Thanks lol
Kelly don\'t deserve someone like you , obviously she didnt open her eyes and see what she was missing out on .
Don\'t get down on it josh , there are seriously other girls out there that will be there . Her loss , not yours . Veni Vidi Vici
I knew this would be you lol. Thanks bro <3
But that makes no sense! You're honestly the most perfect guy! I have never heard a bad thing about you ever! you're so down to earth and such a refreshing person to be around, I can't believe she would let you slip!
Thank you, but it's her decision. I can't change that. I don't think I'm even close to being the perfect guy, I obviously am doing something wrong lol. But thanks.
Did Kelly end things?!
Yeah
f*** what a Bit**! You don't deserve that Josh, she's missing out!
No she's not? Feelings change, I don't know why but I guess I can't change it.
Do you still like her? Like a lot?
Yeah
You were too good for Kelly. She's a player and does this a lot, you didn't deserve it at all.
Nah I'm not too good for her ha thanks
What are you planning on doing after year 13?
I honestly have no idea, I'm trying to sort stuff out and maybe organise something with dance.
ok be nice tomorrow!! from ashley :D
I thought it might have been haha, sorry! I will :) well done today! You're seriously so incredible :)
you intimidate me slightly. tried to smile at you today but you didnt smile back :/
I'm in Nelson at the moment lol so if I did see you I'm sorry! I wouldn't of meant to lol
why is your face thin and long
Because I'm a horse obviously
Kellywilsom friend. What does she mean to you:
I have no idea
are you and laurie b*m buddies ? i mean , you guys hang out alot .. like lol . he's practically claimed you . don't forget about everyone else .
Yeah that's the one? Sorry if you don't approve me hanging out with my best mate who doesn't live here.
Please don't listen to them nasty anons , you have a life worth living , don't let nasty people hurt or upset you , you're better then that <3
I never would :) thank you.
Not going to lie, if I ever find out who this anon is, I would turn ever single one of my fans against him. Gt f***ed you low life nugget of shi*. billyridgway
Goodest <3 ily
Don't f***ing even remotely listen to that f***ing anon. I don't know you personally but I have talked to you before and you seem lovely and really funny your not gay but does it f***ing matter of he is ? f*** the low life rise above that shi* you a star
thankyou!! (:
would you rather have a girl with nice boo*s or a girl with a nice as* ?
Nice as*
I can help sort your shi* out for you. dont be fooled by my size either, its not all about big arms egos or cocks. so get f***ed or il find out who you are and you'll be the dead one. hope to talk soon hmu xo i love you josh :) Thisfieldisrequired
Aaaahhhhhh f*** man you're amazing. Thank you bro :') Love you too :D
So i think he should be shown more respect. so f*** off now anon, or come give me a few questions or even if you're not as low life as im thinking you are right now, message me on facebook cause i would love to chat with a f***wit like you. Thisfieldisrequired
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If you have a problem with josh, i think you have a bigger problem with me so come confont me, my name is adam cooper and i dont think you will want to get me started, ive never had to do this but josh is an amazing person in general. Thisfieldisrequired
heiaoarbrhhiaand elasbdhakafd
If you want josh gone, kill yourself instead, you'll be doing a few people a favour by the sound of it, you cant expect josh to take any of that to heart because he is extremely laid back and probably wont think twice about this :L Thisfieldisrequired
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If you're going to talk to josh like that anon or anyone that start to type something and see this, then f*** off, josh is actually one of the nicest guys i have met and by far more loyal of a friend than any of you low life f***wits in blenhiem. Thisfieldisrequired
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Your so swag josh! <3
I try ;)
I love you!
I'm sure I love you tooooo
Haha whoever that anon was just then help me out! We need to get rid of this kid
f*** off
nope not the same person as yesterday,.. that's awks
f*** off then. You're making me feel like shi*.
F that other anon. You're a nice guy with great dance moves and an even greater personality
Thank you
no, it was a serious question1
f*** off eh? I don't know if you're the same person as last night but if you're not taking a f***ing look at the messages I got, you aren't helping in the slightest you ignorant f***.
are you gay? coz you kinda give me that vibe..
Do you still think this is funny?
f*** off anon, seriously. I need josh here. You in the other hand can just leave. EmmaJane09
Thanks bud
If I wake up and you're still here I won't be happy! Have fun man and I'm sure ill see you in hell, seen as god doesn't approve of suicide hahaha
Cool bro ill save you a seat.
Aw josh come on just do it lol nobody likes you faaaaggggooot
Stop man seriously :/
f*** ill come kill you myself if I have to you worthless little shi*
Please do, id love to see your face, you f***ing joke.
I don't give a f*** man just hurry up and do it I want to go to bed but not until I know you're gone hahaha
I've honestly never had messages like this before. Just stop, I seriously don't know what I'm supposed I say.
DO IT HAHAHA HANG YOURSELF OR SOMETHING IM GETTING ALL EXCITED HAHAHA
Seriously stop, this is probably the seventh one you've sent in the last thirty seconds. Where do you get off telling a seventeen year old guy to kill themselves? Have I done anything to you? You have no right. What if I did it? I'm sure you'd feel like a tough little keyboard warrior eh
Hahahahahahahahahah man you crack me up Josh! Kill yourself, please hahaha
Nah I'm good thanks
The only thing people would notice if you did it would be that the town gay has disappeared and I'm sure nobody has a problem with that hahahahaha
Are you serious? You're taking it a bit far mate. I'm not gay. If I was why would I keep saying I'm not? Think before you type, this shi* causes serious damage to a guys mental state.
Hahaha as if you'd ever even think of suicide you coward
shi* man you really know how to make a guy feel good about himself
Are you gay because you seem gay and I could always use a gay friend hahahaha
Hahahaha it's even funnier because messages like this can drive a kid to suicide you crack up maggot
you want the fandangooooooo
oooooh gurlfrnd wazup witchu
girls
I can't answer that at the moment
Could you ever go out with Emma? You two are like perfect for each other c;
We did once lol
lauries dum
aw yeah lil bit
guys
Laurie, Billy and Adam are top of the list, they're who I'm the closest to.
your 10 closest friends?
hmmmm i dont know if I could say I have 10 close friends anymore lol. Guys or girls?
Do you like poo pushing ?
f*** off Laurie hahahahaha
but was it over two years ago for you ? you still told people you loved her a long time after ? #not hating
Can I know who this is lol? You could call it love, that doesn't necessarily mean in love? Like I said, for me there'll probably always be a connection because she was my longest relationship but it was a long time ago. I have moved on?
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