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What's ur secret kuyelako? Nafeso timafunatu. Kapena ndi Carolite?
Hahaha dnt crack me up. Ndi ma genes akwathu. Ndimazola vaseline ine osati zinthu zonunkhazo
i fink i lyk u, nxt holiday, letme tek u 4 a drink, wat do u say?
I dnt knw u
What do u like doin aftr *ex?
nthng.
am startin to like da way u r handling ur questions, whr did u learn dat?
Oh y thank u. I think from knowng diffrnt pipo
What three words do you have about "*ex"?
species, male and female.
why have you gained weight?...are u pregnant or sumthing?
Iweyo uzingoyang'ana bwa?
if u were a super-hero which one wud u be and y
Mmh kaya. Am nt into that stuff anym0...
if sam1 came to u to give him/her kissing tips, wat wld u tel her/him?
Google!
cn i tek u on a blind date?
No thanks
hu u datin?
Umudziwa. Easy!
3 qualities of a man ud like 2 date atm?
1. Monogamous.
2. Fun.
3. Goodhearted
how many friends do you have?????????????
Alot! Ndiawelenge?
koma ndiye anthuwa akulowa uchitsilu
Waziziwa eti?
say something *exy in a different language
cazzo
Gal you hav so many haters, give you fellow ladies your recipe of "swagga-filled stance"
Jus b frndly. Pipo hate it wen u gud at bein lykd by every1 u hang wit
y r u so fat?
y u so ugly?
wasit u i checked out at zanzi the nite naeto was arwnd? dasheffects
Maybe. I was there
my mum is old bt u r young and sweet, ave tasted u b4, which makes me a useless spam that has a **** that has ****ed u, that makes me of ur world so say somethng that will drive us to it, so wat do u say again baybee?
In ur dreams perhaps... Can i buy u another bottle of hand lotion? ;-)
na ur grandmother
She's hot btw.
my point z i like u as in a whole.. Ur jst u
Ofcos am me. Hu did u xpect me to b? U?
umayamwa chala?
Ayi. Ndinayamwa kokwana n am nt a sisy!
Tangoyankha apa if u single or not, otherwise its just my **** that wants u, wat do u say about that?
Wat do i sae? Mmmh, go **** ur mama then u useless spam! Am sori bt am nt of ur world! **** u!
mayb u ****ed them, u know better, dnt u?
Havnt! Mst of da guys r ma frnds so ur source lied to u. I dnt do campus guys!
are u stil single?
Ukadziwa ufuna utani?
r u a *ex addict as most guys at chanco say?
Did i **** em 4 them to say that?
is it tru ted was datin natasha bakali the same time he was datin u?
I dnt knw
ur fat did u knw? Bt stl luk gud that way
Watx ur point?
Y r u cute?lol
I dnt knw. Go ask God
y r u bak on qooh.me?
Am bored.
who z karen tembo?
She is a beautiful, fun, loving, loud gal.
Kodi adona, you *exy chic that strikes my heart with your beauty, mumatisala just because ndimakuthoka mbwelera most times? You know who i am so don't trip.
ok thanx 4 da compliment
when do you want to get married?
When am dne wit ma education n am settled.
cn i tek u 4 a pizza symtym?
Yes. Unayamba kupempha lija ndikale
What makes you feel *exy about yourself?
I dnt knw. Jus luk at me n c
how are marriaged
wtf is that?
Who is ur best male frnd??
alipo ambiri
do u drink?
drink wat? Water? Yes
eva had an orgasm!!
Eva got wet?
Whoz tha guy uv'e loved tha mst in ur lyf?
Ted Namakhuwa
cn u go 4 a pizza wit a stranger?
No. Dnt like being put in awkward situations
Who would you like to hang out with on Friday till sartuday, if that chance came?
:) him
eva kissed on the 1st date?
Yes
how many friends do you have that you cant on and who are they?
Ndiwatchule?
Among all people you call friends, be it internet pals or real life friends, who are your top five intelligent friends? Be honest if you can.
Intelligent? Ah, kaya.
Not all your friends on the internet you have met them personally, but who among them would like to meet before you die?
alipo ambiri
is it true ufuna ukayambeso ku mca
watx it to u?
When things are not okey with you, who among your friends gives you comfort and good advice?
Monica
How do you know he knows you have a crush on him? Have you ever told him yourself?
Cuz he has a crush on me
Ndindani on the internet especialy a dude/dudes amene sumamasuka naye/nawo pocheza because one reason or another?
Kaya.
ever had a crush on your relative? If yes, who was he to you?
No! Never.
Does he knows you have a crush on him?
Yes.
do u hv a crush on sym1 pa f.b?
Yes
do you still have feelings for tyga?
I wil alwes cea about hm.
what is your favourite verse from the bible?
John 3:16
Did it hurt the first time?.....................
the first time you had to let go your first love.
Yeah it hurt alot
Why do u always break up with your boyfriends?
Havnt found mr ryt yet
How many guys have you dated?
watx it to u?
Its all over Btz that ur recent boifrnd is Gay..hw did it feel datin sm1 who iz bi*exual?
i dnt hav a boifrnd so i dnt knw
Any dude on your mind you would invite in your room knowing he wont get naughty on you and you wont pull him on you?
you
Would you like dressing up like a school girl when making love?
k**ky sh!t? Yea i\'d go 4 dat.
Does size of a manhood matter to you when it comes to making love? Reason for your answer.
i dnt knw.
Why did you and your recent ex breakup?
Go ask him. If i tod u, he'll h8 me.
Heard u got seduced while listening to a certain playlist could u list the songs help a player out
Dude, i dnt knw watchu towkng abt. Sorry cnt help u owt there.
Do u mas*******?
With u? Yes.
heard anakumenya gangbang pa sociox z dat true?
Hahaha! So false. Rily? Whr du u get ur info?
Wants ur favourite meal?
U wana tek me owt 4 lunch? Lol! Um, rice n beef is ait.
if gven a chance to say or do anything to bingu,what would you do or say?
Am nt in2 politics. So i dnt knw.
Is it true you took a random guy from Poly to your room and made out with him?
I dnt knw wat da hell u towkng abt.
heard u av a fatass,is dat true?
I dnt knw. *** c 4urself.
If u were paid a milli0n bucks to murda sum1 u h8, wud u d0 it?
No. Wudnt wana go to hell cuz of some1.
Whats the w0rst thing uv eva th0t abt?
Wishng sum mof dead.
Whats ur fav team?
2 words, MANCHESTER UNITED
Eva dan a b*** j**?
av neva dne any job
What would u do if I ask u out?
Turn u down.
Wats the most embarisng thng uv done?
Can i skip this?
Who would you date if he broke up with his gal?
No one.
What turns you on about a guy?
Humour
wat wud yu do atakuwida
Du sth else. Wen God closes a door, he opens another.
Have you ever faked an orgasm just not to embarass ur partner?
yes! 2many tyms.
wat do u thnk abt peter mukhitho
I dnt thnk about him
What kinda drinx do u lyk taking?.
Fanta!
Who is your favourite male friend you met on the internet?
Joe Cash.
Has any of da guyz u date given u an orgasm. . . & whu t@ b?
Yes. T
drugs mumatenga?
No i dnt
who was ur first kiss?
Ndaiwala
who is the guy u have eva loved the most?
Tyga.
who's ur best frend
Monica Chinkhandwe.
wat du u hate most n lyf?
people hu r full of themself
Which of u exs wudnt u mind gettng bak wit?
None. There's a rison y we broke up.
Who d'u hav a crush on?
Name withheld. Wudnt wana jinx it.
Fav song
Am inlove wit alot of songs
Do you have crush on anyone now?
Yes!
How many guys have u slept with?
I practice celibacy
Yes i do. I miss him alot.
who is the worst kisser you know?
I dnt know one.
when did u lose ur virginity? (if at all u'v eva had it. Lmao:)
At the ryt age :)
what do hate most about ur ex
I dnt hate ma ex. He did teach me a lesson to never find a guy like him again.
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