Morgan Blake
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What life lesson did you learn today ?
That nobody uses this anymore
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What is your current state of mind?
A solid...
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What would you do if someone you loved wanted to be dead?
I'd do whatever in my power to show them that there's always a reason to live. I'm all for people wanting to be happy, but there are boundaries.
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You are such a British bastard. But please make me tea xx
That's like saying you're an Australian toolbag, but please buy me a boomerang!
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Your not ugly by the way, even if you think you are.
Haha, nicest thing I've heard all day, thank you stranger. :)
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I bet you look good on the D
I look even better on the T, it's my favourite hot drink!
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Being ugly...
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do u eat as*?
Only if it's yours, I've got to say, I've really missed your grotesque questions.
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Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
I have respect for all of my exes, because they were all completely honest with me the whole way through.
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Best compliment you have ever received ?
That I'm an ok guy "despite my face"
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Who told you they loved you last
A candy heart. <3
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
What's With The Capitals At The Start Of Every Word?
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Ever thought that the girls that do talk to you just want to be friends?
Listen tuts, stop complaining, I'm allowed to like who I want and a lot of the girls I'm friends with are just really great people. And I just AM friends with all of them.
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Will made king of the nong up he told me you ddint make it up
Maybe so, but what loser chooses their own nicknames. That's why it's a nickname!
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no one calls you any of those names nicknames u listed\
Not true child, not that I really care what nicknames I have, I get called all three of them from time to time.
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do you become attracted to girls who give you attention?
Not necessarily no. Though it can only be good if they want to talk to me.
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Top 10 prettiest girls at fhs in year 12 morgie
Well I hate to judge people on their looks, the top 10 would probably be (In no particular order) Alix Day, Ena Spahic, Nikki Phillipson, Emily Welsh, Lauren Groves, Kelsey White, Maelle Bivaud, Jess Bottomley, Laura Deeley and Jess De Jong.
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Also you make your questions to people on qood.me really obvious. "Just something positive for you" HAHA oh pls
Ok, so people know I'm saying nice things about them. Is there any issue with that?
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Morgasm is not your nickname. Stop trying to make it happen.
I'm not trying to "make it happen" child, some people call me that and I really don't care if they do.
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What is your nickname ?
"King of the Nong", "Lion Man" and "Morgasm"
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Are you talking about anyone's eyes in particular hahah
Not specifically. Green eyes are just cool, but sadly rare.
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What is your favourite colour?
A darkish green, especially in eyes. It's a relaxing and cool colour.
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Favourite movie?
I have heaps, but I reckon "This is the End" is right up there.
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Dream holiday destination ?
Wherever Tyler Neal is <3
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Your song on Facebook is sooo good I actually love it! Are you writing any more?
I've begun making a new song, but it may be a while until it's done. But thank you for your kind words. :D
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Answering "Questions of the Day" on Qooh.me
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Sorry for not messaging you when I promised, but now I have at least
I'm glad you came forward! Thank you for being honest.
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We're all of us stars
We're fading away
Just try not to worry
You'll see us some day
Just take what you need
And be on your way
And stop crying your heart out PuNkWiLlIaM
Thanks Will. Didn't know you were into Oasis, but appreciated nonetheless.
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Who are you seeing Paul Simon with?
Nobody yet. If you want that second ticket, it's up for grabs.
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Just really curious. Did the person who said they liked you come forward? Though I doubt you'll tell me who.
Haha, unfortunately no. It was a fake just as I thought.
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I swear it's legit, I have a crush on you! I'll message you on Facebook this evening.
Haha ok I'll buy it. Look forward to chatting to you then! :P
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I swear to you this is legit. I'm a year 12 girl at your school and I have a crush on you. Not bull****ting you, I'm serious. I might tell you who I am but I'm still deciding.
No offence, but there is literally nobody I know that would have a crush on me. If this actually is "legit", then talk to me on Facebook sometime. :)
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What would you consider your most prized possession? An item that you own that makes you who you are most?
I'd have to say my Banjo, because it's my favourite instrument. It's the signature instrument for Folk or Country songs, which is what I'm into.
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Who were your girl and guy friends this year?
I have lots of guy and girl friends from school and work, but my top 4 (in no particular order) are William Gates, Gabby Miller, Tyler Smith and Ben Chiappa. But I hope to make myself acquainted with lots more people this year.
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I am going to miss you so much his year sweetie.
xxxxx
I'll miss you too for sure. But I'll still be around, and best of luck this year.
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You're a cool friend and I am glad we met.
'cool', you flatter me. I'm certain I feel the same way, I appreciate all of my friends, so thank you. :D
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You are a decent human being.
Thank you, if this isn't sarcasm I'm genuinely grateful. Even if I don't usually talk to you, say hi on Facebook or in person. :)
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who is one person in your life who you wish was still in it more?
There isn't just one person, there's a few. Shahzad, Jasmine, My best friends from primary school whom I've drifted from, family I left behind in the UK and others.
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who is the most attractive girl you know, from high school??
Two come to mind. Alix Day (who knows full well I think that) and Ena.
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hello, how are you this lovely evening?
Well it's not evening at the moment, but I'm just fine, casually watching JonTron. How are you?
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I miss you & your sarcasm!!
That's cute, but you'll be seeing a return of my good humour now 2014 has finally finished.
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What did you get for christmas ?
Tickets for Paul Simon & Sting live!
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What is attractive about you?
My ability to overlook my lack of physical attractiveness. :D
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Alright, yeah I don't get the point of complaining anonymously. And if I did have a problem I would message you on Facebook. Thanks :)
Always a preference, thank you. :)
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Welcome. alright, I'll remember for next time then :D Jazzy_jazz
Haha I don't mind people being anonymous, unless they're making complaints about me. Considering you're nice I don't have to worry. Be anonymous if you want. :D
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soooooooooooo here's the story from a-z you wanna get with me you better listen carefully
Umm... Wut?
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You're welcome :) and I'm sorry for making it anonymous. Jazzy_jazz
Haha, thank you Jasmine. Don't worry, I just like knowing whom it is I'm thanking. Makes it more personal. :D
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What you are doing now to Kate is basically a form Cyber-Bullying. I hope after all this hate you've received you'll stop harassing her. Whatever she has done it doesn't give you the excuse to constantly harass her on qooh.me. Everyone can tell it's you.
1. I think this "hate" is hilarious because nobody even knows the full story. 2. I would really be careful where you throw blame, because I have no problem not being anonymous when complaining to Kate. 3. I would hardly call a fight cyber-bullying. But according to your definition of it all this "hate" classifies just the same. So don't fight fire with fire. 4. Stop with the cowardliness, if you have a problem message me on Facebook.
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I'm not Kate's friend and she has told me nothing, there maybe two side to this story but what you are doing is bulling be the bigger man that you have never been and leave her alone. What you are doing now is being an absolute fu...ckhead
Temper temper. But let me get this straight, you're not friends with me or Kate, you don't know why we're fighting, you have no idea what either of us are doing to one another yet you're taking sides? You're one of the 'Goonies' at school aren't you? Typical.
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**** off and leave Kathryn alone you douche bag.
Three guesses who this is. You cut me deep man. I thought you understood.
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You're an utter f...uckwit, seriously you want to bully the **** out of Kate because she's your ex and she ignorant why can't you just ****ing leave her alone you utter cu..nt ? You're a disgrace... Just leave her alone nobody wants your worthless opinions!!
"Bullying" is that what she calls it? More like she can't handle what she gives out. May I point out I tried to leave her alone, before she accused me of writing stuff on her Qoohme anonymously. But hey, I'm sure she's told you she's done nothing wrong, and that's her own ignorant opinion.
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Just something positive for you, you're funny and that video you posted on Facebook today was amazing hope you post more.
Thank you very much, though I don't know why you'd make that anonymous. :)
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Why don't you like Kate?
She's probably just complained to you right now hasn't she? I could list all the reasons, but I don't have enough character space. Long story short, she is the most ungrateful and ignorant person I've met. And that takes a lot!
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that response made no sense
I know you are but what am I?
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masturbating actually makes you live longer. there's nothing primitive about it. not understanding your body functions or making healthy choices is heaps intelligent aye
Well if that's true, you must be the most intelligent person in the world! Thank you for playing
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Didn't know you were a pig???
Adding extra question marks doesn't make the question more potent. And no, I like who I am thank you very much. Come message me sometime.
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Do you call your p**** meat???
That's gross dude.
Well what else better describes it? You're both pink and fleshy. So shut up.
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Meat being your p****???
Hahaha, that's a classical Dandenong joke.
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What's your favourite song?
I have three, all by Mumford and Sons. 1. Holland Road 2. Roll Away Your Stone 3. Not With Haste
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So you think about women and you don't do anything about it?
Are you a Christian or Muslim??
No, but I'm a little bit above beating my meat like a primitive.
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Why don't you mas*******, are you gay or something??
No I'm not and I doubt that would make a difference.
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Do you choke yourself while you mas*******?
Well considering I don't really do that, I'm going to go with no.
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On a scale from 1-10 how much do you like me?
We'll start with 10. Then because you're anonymous it becomes a 5. Your grammar is ok so that's a 7.1415. Then there's a 50% chance you're a female so that makes it 3.571 but you are also nice enough to ask this question so it totals out to 6.571 out of 10.
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how do you want to die
Being choked. That stuff's k**ky.
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**** you ***hole
Hi there, have any sort of question?
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excited about your date?
Actually about that... you may want to message me.
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What are you doing?
Ruling Dandenong with an iron fist, and talking to you dear fellow.
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**** you King of the Nong. Copying other people's titles.
I didn't choose the name. It is a title given at birth.
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Where do you want to live when you older?
Dandenong
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What would you suggest everyone try ?
Being British
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What is your ringtone?
Shine by Shannon Noll. (Very few will get the joke)
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Touch a touch a touch a touch aaa TOUCH me
Where? :P
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Tbh s*ck my ****
Tbh, I'd rather not.
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Do you tug on your willy at school?
Nah, I get others to do it for me
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Best friends?
William Gates, Tyler Smith, Benjamin Chiappa, Zoe Francis, Angel Lyall, Kathryn Lynch.
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Aww you think this is her, that's cute.
It could be. YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
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cause baby im TOOOOOOOOOOO lost in YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU I cant SLEEEEEEEEEEEP I just THIIIIIIINK about the things that u doooooooo. im too lost in u
That was beautiful. :')
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if u HAD TO say something to the girl u like rn what would u say?
Why do you keep spamming me on Qoohme?
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ur face would make a good seat h haaaa
Haha damn right it would! Voted best seat in Australia.
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duz she lyk u bk?
No 1 lks me bk.
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KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS ME beneath the milky p enis
I'd rather not.
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u make me cream my panties when I see you around school
I do it too, that's why I can't look in a mirror
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morgo what do u like about the girl u like coz like lets be honest like this could take like all night like lol like like
Well what else? She's attractive, caring, has amazing eyes, great personality, nice smile. N
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do a p*rno morgo?
Not many people call me Morgo, that really narrows it down who this is. But send me a message and I might get you a part in my upcoming video.
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What do you like about her?
About who you stubborn person?
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does he/she like u back? fav things about them?
Haha nobody likes me back. (And it would be a SHE thank you). And who do you even think I like?
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LOL
Thank you, I'm glad to be adding a little laughter to the community. Carry on.
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cant u see that I AM NOT AFRAID
Yet you still can't tell me who you are... :P
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come on and touch me, bby
I thought I'd seen the last of whoever you are. Who are you? :P
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I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT A CIGA CIG AAAAAAhhhhh
Well isn't that interesting.
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toooooo scared?
Scared? The person asking who I like anonymously is accusing me of being scared? Ha! not scared, I'm just logical!
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why don't u ask 'em out?
Ask who out? And probably because I have a face that looks like it came out of a manhole. :P
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ur crush?
At the rate I'm going, there's a good chance it's you, whoever you are.
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want u in my a sshole
Hey Will, how's it going?
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can u post a topless photograph?
Why not just subscribe to my page for heaps of them? Message me and I'll send you the link. ;)
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c u m on my face. cream me
Would you prefer whipped or double?
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What do you like about the person you dating?
She comes with insurance in case i accidentally over-inflate her.
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do you find more beauty in perfection or imperfection?
Good question, but me personally, I recognize beauty when I can see the perfection within someone's imperfections.