Lachlan Somerville
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What would put a smile on your face today ?
Seeing Frank Guarino just one more time :)
If you could only wear one piece of clothing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Shrek crocs
What was your first relationship like?
Saucy
Which car would you buy if you are extremely rich?
Mum bought a jeep
What is the most money you've ever spent at once and on what ?
$3000 to get Ryan for an hour
How old will you be in 2030 ?
14 years older
Which talent you wish you had ?
To give good ****jobs
What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
Come back chippie
What was the best thing that happened to you today?
I had a cheeky nandos
Why do you have that scar ?
What an immature question
What are you obsessed with?
Ryans mint rig
What is the best "happiness" that money has bought you?
Pingers
How did you meet your bestfriend ?
At an ****
Who do people always say you look like?
Taylor Swift
What in your opinion, is a huge waste of money?
Anything you don't need
If you could forget one thing, what would it be?
Challis' wet patch
Last song you played before replying to this ?
Don't lean on me - Amity Affliction
What are you terrible at ?
Life
What do you want for xmas ?
A Delta Goodrem album
Which song describes your mood today ?
Stay together for the kids
If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
Keeping up with the Kardashians
What are you currently worried about ?
The new format of qooh
I hate you so much now
Yo whoever this is I'd appreciate it if you could please talk to me about so we can fix this? :)
Good evening number 1 pup
What was the happiest moment in your life?
Getting fcked in the A$$ by Shrek
How would your friends describe you?
A no-good gooch tickling bastard
What are you passionate about?
The lads league
What life lesson did you learn today ?
Nick is a pup
When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
an***, last night with Adam;)
What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My virginty
Go die in a hole. Sandstorm is the greatest song of all time ryyaaannn.h
No it isn't
A song you think is overated ?
Darude Sandstorm
How many doors do you have at your house?
10 & 13
One word to describe your Ex
Saucy
Do you want some beef boy
I could go for some meat
What turns you off ?
Being named Jacob Caruana
What is your purpose ?
To do Shreks bidding
How many kids would you like to have ?
4+
Are you the GoblinKing ?
Hook and Cook
Why are you special ???
Because mum said so
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
FHRITP
Whats your addiction?
Adam
Battery percentage on your phone?
68% so close
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
All of them?
Thoughts on Downtown??
Terrific song, makes me want to rip my ears off
Downtown
This hurts on the inside
(Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey)
(Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey)
You don't want no beef, boy
Know I run the streets, boy
Better follow me towards
(Downtown)
What you see is what you get girl
Don't ever forget girl
Ain't seen nothing yet until you're
Downtown
Blighme
You don't want no beef, boy
Know I run the streets, boy
Better follow me towards
(Downtown)
What you see is what you get girl
Don't ever forget girl
Ain't seen nothing yet until you're
(Downtown)
I hate you whoever you are
I know u love this song so i thought id share the lyrics with u :)
Opening qooh to find 26 in my inbox frightened me
What would you call your autobiography?
Little Big Johnson Jr
What about Downtown by Macklemore ?
I will eat your first born alive
Your song of the day?
Everlong by Foo Fighters
Rate Jacob /10
I'd give him a solid -69/10
What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
Ryan Hemphills nudes
If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
Lingy
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
Adams foreskin
The weegles have no chance of the premiership this year Adam.sands
You can go fck your self. Your dogs lost to Brisbane
What is your current state of mind?
Liquid
Who do you look up to and why ?
Kim Jong Un because he was my neighbour and dear friend as a little boy
What's under your bed?
The dead bodies I store
The fck is Julia Goodwin ryyaaannn.h
Bro do you even MasterChef
Top 3 girl
Tbh Julia Goodwin, Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin :)
What cheers you up ?
John Cena
Your A$$ cheeks get me very wet ryyaaannn.h
Use a tissue to clean up. Ask Challis, I hear he has heaps.
Best compliment you ever received ?
"Nice A$$ Lachie"
Wowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. How's big boner brown going? ryyaaannn.h
Wowee, I reckon that he could be THE NEXT JONATHON BROWN! Richo is sht.
Thoughts on Basil Zempilas
That was a savage tackle laid on savage
Describe your life in 3 words
The Lads League
Don't need to be single to do that.. ryyaaannn.h
You'd know
What is the greatest thing about being single ?
mas*********...
What's missing in your life ?
My foreskin
fck me senpai. Lick my A$$hole
My toungue can't reach out to all of my fans, sorry :(
Fist me daddy...
If you insist
Great person, loves a good chat and has an $exceptional sense of homour
Rate yourself out of 10
Bae/10
Get a profile pic u cheeky coon ryyaaannn.h
I'm 12 I do what I want
When is the next pingers
The next available time for the Pingers Van is the 12th, I hope to see you there whoever you may be
An extremely cheeky lad, loves a bit of top quality banter and is an awesome gal
What turns you off in a person?
Self-insecurity
What was your first cellphone ?
iPhone 5, only got a new one recently
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