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Of course I do. That's my brother from another mother.
|| @WithEgotism.
Probably will have to go with Jim.
I don't snore, so I assume not.
The reverse upside-down knick knack patty wack supreme, hold the lettuce.
I can already tell this was a mistake.
Fifty six phone calls. In a row. None of which I answered.
I think I caught AIDS just by reading this.
If your name is Amanda Saccomanno, absolutely.
@SoaringAbility is the only one I pay attention to. Check him out.
To continue to be the Greatest Man That Ever Lived.
2015. Pretty easy to see why.
Drake.
@TheYetisLogic.
|| The number gets lower by the day, but I still have respect for many people. I'm sure they know who they are by now.
When my mom told me I'm handsome.
The ring on my finger says no.
That I was going to be out of action for six to nine months. No innuendos intended.
|| Long time friend. My favorite Aries. He's a phenomenal guy.
Being afraid of something.
The most perfect woman in the world.
Easy one. @CapedObscenity and @MoreThanDaring. My extended family.
Yes I am.
Name a time and place.
You smell bad.
Melina Perez.
Annoyed.
|| One of my favorite rappers!
I'm not giving hints. Just guess if you want to know that bad. Who knows, you may get lucky.
If you can guess who she is correctly, then I'll admit to it. I highly doubt you'll be able to.
That's for me to know, and you to find out when I want you to.
Never do what you're good at for free.
No, I've never been to prison. Next question.
I'm not Marilyn Manson. I didn't get my bottom two ribs removed to do that. So, no. I have not.
The fact that I'm alive.
It's going alright, actually. I'm pretty happy.
A shot at the Lucha Underground title tomorrow.
Good to know I'm five asterisks.
I'm Johnny Mundo. I don't make mistakes.
I know exactly who this is.
Eugene wets the bed. Not awesome.
Someone wasn't given enough love as a child.
Johnny Mundo Fan.
To flip this question around, Catrina has been staring at me very weirdly for the past couple of hours. Ask her.
You can't become awesome. You're either born awesome, or you're born a dork. It looks like you're the latter of the two.
For twenty bucks.
I use a little nunya with a pinch of business in it.
I know.
|| I do, but it's barely in use. DM for it if you'd still like to follow it.
Ask the woman I wake up every morning next to.
@AmbitiousIntent.
I highly doubt it, since you lose to the mic every time you face it.
|| @evilhunter_ is God.
|| Only one I've spoken to / seen recently is @SilverVitality. She seems nice.
Sunglasses. Only sunglasses.
|| Unfortunately, I've only seen a few. @NoFearPentagon, @IrefulAdversary, and @BlondieEsLoca come to mind. I haven't interacted with hardly any LU rps, which I wish would change.
You have good taste. And you're right, I probably would.
I stopped doing that when women expected a call back the next day.
I unfortunately haven't spoken to any Santana's.
The right one.
|| Not at all. I don't mind people coming into my DM's, kik, mentions, whatever. I like interacting with folks.
Quite possibly.
Grape or orange?
I haven't seen any around recently.
@LightingUpStats.
No, and I won't thank you for the offer either.
I knowwwww.
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I'm dating myself. Maybe someone else got lucky.
A big, strong, drunk man.
You're an idiot.
||Much appreciated. I'm enjoying Mundo, but should that change I'll be back to Joey. Don't you worry your pretty little head.
Johnny Mundo doesn't love you. Next question.
You make no sense. Next question.
I miss talking to @IndulgedVanity, @Ballsplexer, @FightEnthusiast, and a few others. But I want to talk to everybody. I don't discriminate.
I don't care. Next question.
I'm already 100% smarter than 100% of people, so no. I'll keep my luxurious hair. Shoutout to Katt Williams.
No, Sasha is.
Singular or plural?
I don't like sleeping alone anymore.
Always use protection, kids.
"You remind me of my stepdad".
Jack off.
Thirty five minutes long.
It'd have to be you, @MoreThanDaring.
About sixty-nine.
My schlong is.
Every man who is dating somebody, take notice. This could be your ho.
If you're taken then how come my personal life and who I'm with is a subject for you anyway?
Didn't you know? We share one.
Probably.
an*** with Candice.
I'm lost.
You must've missed the fine print.
That's not even a question. Come on. Come up with something.
I hate him. Next question.
Thanks, hunty.
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
Long live @LightsOutLove.
Neither am I.