Matt Beyer
Mattbeyer
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How many kids do you want to have?
2, nice even number
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Do you like Shakira?
Do I like shakira? Mate. wherever, the one thing that i can say is my hips don't lie. You may be a spy or a she wolf, but this does not matter. Are you loca? Or maybe you're a gypsy? Let me ask u something. Do I look like I'm 23 to you? My empire will rise and give shakira's medicine to everyone who questions people if they like her. You dare to ask me? I have been waiting a long time to get asked this question, yet at the same time, I wish I could have my own islands and avoid it completely. I wish I Could say no but my answer is the opposite. If you understood the cryptic ways of my answer. You are a genius
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Could you please tell me why Mullauna is the best secondary school in Victoria?
I could actually give you a million reasons why it isn't, but it would take too long
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North Melbourne Football Club is...
Disgusting. They should be the Tasmanian team already. There shouldn't be another club with Melbourne in their name. And their membership numbers hold true to that
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Are you gonna shut up about how good Colin Sylvia is?
Hahaha never said he was good. He had potential but he never showed it
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What are you really good at?
Eating
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Why is Parks and Recreation a great show?
Never seen it
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Are there too many questions about Arrested Development? What is with this guy or gal?
Hahaha not at all niklaus
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How are you so kind?
I guess I'm just an amazing human
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Did you know S.H.I.E.L.D. is Marvel and not DC?
Certainly did, The put it on tv to contend with dc's arrow
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Is Buster Bluth more likeable than Tobias Funke?
Much more likable, he's retarded but funny, I can't even explain what Tobias is
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Do you like Caroline Wilson? (journalist at the age newspaper and comedian on program Footy Classified)
I didn't know she still existed tbh. That's one of the reasons why people only get herald sun if they footy articles
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Anju Mehta or Caroline Wilson? Whom makes more frequent appearances in your *exual fantasies?
Too far dude....... Too far. That's rank
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Here just for you:
Tobias Funke: I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Yes!!! I remember that haha, can't remember what ep it's from though. ****en druggo
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If you squeeze milk from the nipples of Magda Subanzki...what would happen?
I'd vomit
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Are Melbourne Footy Club a football team, they were so stagnant and soft I thought they might be a netball club.
We beat Richmond and we are not on the bottom of the ladder. Yes we are a football team, granted it took them 6 years to become a football team but they're one now
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Is Jimmy Page a pseudonym for Charlie Sheen? Does that mean you love Charlie Sheen? TheBirdman
Burdeu now you've really lost me. Do you even know what pseudonym means? It's like an alias, as if Charlie sheen goes around calling himself jimmy page and making himself known as jimmy page, I have no idea what you've been smoking but what you're asking doesn't even remotely make sense
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Would you tickle Barry Hall for a million bucks?
Yup. Million dollars > black eye + broken body
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Why is NRL such a **** sport?
I actually think its a good sport, on some days it's better than afl
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Even though you said, "Don't get me started on Tobias Funke" do you secretly wish you were more like him? Or like many other people in the US, do you consider David Cross an imbecile?
Why would anyone want to be anything like Tobias funke. Is a retard with a hot as* wife except he's a closet gay and is too stupid to realise it, coupled with the most appalling social skills known to man and what have a surely been a fake psychology degree. Why would you want to be like him haha
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Melbourne Demons have 2 wins in 7 rounds, equalling their total wins from the whole 2013 season. What has changed? (Surely Jack Watts has nothing to do with this.)
In Roos I trust
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If you woke up in the middle of the night and a Nick Burdeu was watching over you with his creepy as **** grin, what would you do?
Knock him the **** out
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What will Ukraine do when Russia turns the gas off? Hard to function without electricity.
It certainly is, thankfully they don't get electricity from gas so it shouldn't be a problen
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Who is better value Jack Watts or two Jack Watts' or maybe a psychotic crocodile with tiny flamingo feet?
Psychotic crocodile with flamingo feet
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My cat is really mean to my mother. Scratches her all the time for no reason. She enjoys making her suffer.
Shovel over the back of the head will fix that problem
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Ben Linus from Lost is one of the scariest geeks in television history? Yay or Nay?
Didn't really watch lost so idk
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Who is more naive, Tobias Funke or Grimace from Macdonalds?
Don't get me ****ing started on Tobias Funke!!!!
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Labour bad/good, Liberal good/bad! GIVE ME A BREAK!!! Should we really let ourselves become obsessed with our resentment (or admiration) towards the numerous greedy, shifty and incompetent imbeciles that unsuccessfully attempt to govern our country?
They're both ****house. Unfortunately, due to how our parliamentary system runs, is basically impossible for an other party to be elected to govern the country.
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Which of the following three people deserves a statute:
1) Walt Disney
2) Nicholas Flamel
3) Spongebob Squarepants
Nicholas flamel, legendary
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The Aboriginal plight is a part of our past that will haunt us forever. Agree or disagree?
Disagree. It's over. We're funding them enormously, trying to give their current generation better lives and the prime minister at the time (Kevin 07!) formally apologized to them when it really wasn't even his responsibility to do so. We have done everything we can to move on and to forget what happened so many years ago, so if some people can't yet that's just their problem
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Is your name Matt Beyer or is Nick Burdeu? I don't think I can trust you.
Matt Beyer, but you're right about the not trusting part. I wouldn't trust nick burdeu. Shady ****er
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If Ukraine joined the international cheese rolling competition, would they finally be heard of by someone outside Ukraine?
Mate enough of these Ukraine jokes alright. It's great. We are part owned by Russia and everything. Their economy is worthless, they're communist and one of their cities is so radioactive from a nuclear plant explosion that u can't go anywhere near it. It's a great place man
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Have you watched the television show Community? If so...why is Pierce Hawthorne the greatest fictional character of all time?
I have watched community a few times but I really don't know any of the characters names
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If Jonah Takalua from Summer Heights High was in your house...what would you do first?
Talk about 2pac
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How much do you love Carlton and Mick Malthouse?
He's an amazing guy and an even better coach. He gave me my first and only win for the season haha
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Your next smartphone?
You my next phone in general? Haha
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If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
That's incredible. That really is funny to contemplate when u put it that way. How do you think of these things
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Well he ended up being a pretty smart human being but he was probably a nutcase at the time
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What do you think of Rangeview Primary School and Anju Mehta
I think whoever asked this knows damn well what I think of anju Mehta hahahaha
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When I drink alcohol I always feel sad?
And when u feel sad u always drink alcohol, dw man I have the same problem
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Who would you take a bullet for?
Jimmy page, life wouldn't be the same without that legend
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Why does Melbourne play in the AFL? Do you think they are more suitable for the TAC Cup?
More like a division efl
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If a creature has a half a Jawa Body and half a Tusken Raider Body, would it be good at hopscotch?
I've got to say that would be one of the ugliest and most retarded things I've ever seen, aside from nick burdeu of cause.
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Avengers or DC Heroes?
I've got to say avengers, but I do like dc's s.h.i.e.l.d, it's a pretty close head to head
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Is Nicholas Burdeu the craziest yet ruggedly scrawny little munchkin, you have ever met?
Yup, he is definitely a scrawny munchkin. Smallest bloke I know
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Can you save me from my upcoming death? If so, will you bring me some Doritos to calm me down?
How about I bring you CC's instead? They're just as good right? ;)
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Do you have a fetish for cufflings?
Can't say I do tbh
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Would Humphrey B. Bear make for a dynamic companion of the Doctor when Jenna Coleman calls it quits?
That would amazing!!! He's a bloody boss
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Heal me father, for I have sinned. BUT CAN YOU DO IT WITHOUT SNIFFING MY UNDERWEAR?
Too soon mate, too soon. That is terrible haha
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Is Robert Walker is necromancer?
Hell yeh, so scared of that dude, all necromancers are pale and pure evil, he definitely fits the bill
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Should we still hug kittens, even if they can't speak Mandarin? More importantly are the Mandarin fruit promiscuous?
I don't speak mandarin, does that mean people shouldn't hug me? That's what I thought
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Is Matt Beyer your real name? I so bet it is Franco Gongonzackonmictoosamilon
Actually my real name is crap bag, kinda s*cks but ohwell
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If Ukraine became part of Russia, would people finally know who Ukraine actually is?
Hahahah mate everyone should know what Ukraine is
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The best movie so far in 2014?
Need for speed!
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If Harry Potter got eaten by Tom Riddle's Basilisk, would the Basilisk experience diarrhea?
Who knows? Harry potter was too boss to get eaten by him anyway
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If Jesse Eisenberg had a tiger that could beat up Michael Cera to the point of deformity, could he prevent people mistaking him for Cera?
Hahaha o wow and yeh probably, if Michael cera is deformed he's not going to look anything like eisenberg
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If a cat is milked by a Panda Bear, is it still worth drinking the milk?
That is one of the weirdest scenarios I have ever heard, and no I would not drink cats milk lol
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If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
What is he doing that is wrong regardless of whether a women is near him or not?
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Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it haemorrhoid when its in your as*?
It's just puzzling isn't it?
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What bores you about people ?
No sense of humor
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Why do you hate me :( ?
Inbox me
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Something you will never be good at?
RUNNING!
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You still owe me $35. I expect it before may!!
No I do not :p haha
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Boofhead !! Still your shout Beyer !!!
If I hit a homer this season you buy me one pooie haha
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do you eat cake with a spoon or fork?
Spoon, who the hell eats cake with a fork
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what's your best memory?
I'm not sure I have a best memory, more just a handful of really good memories
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what are you most exited for?
Start of uni, new beginning
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why doe arm hairs grow downwards?
I have no idea
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why don't you embrace your curls?
I hate my curls hahaha
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what's the most sensitive part of a frog?
It's tongue.
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do you like it when your bangs are all in your grill?
If I had bangs I'm sure they would be
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where did you get your body from?
Probably my parents. Dunno
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do you fluff your pillows every hour on the dot?
Not every hour :p
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who's your fave disney princess?
Dunno don't really care about Disney princesses
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open up my mind and see like me?
Open up your plans and then you're free
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do you run the night?
Stop quoting **** songs
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is your bass down low?
Hate that song hahahah
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are you a boss as* ***** ?
I'm don't think so
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how do you like your grapes in the morning?
Ummm pretty grapey. Yeh I usually prefer them fresh and grapey
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are you hustler?
Definitely not, I dont like making people do things faster.
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are you up all night to get lucky?
Aren't we all?
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do you tie back your hair while participating in yoga?
Don't have enough hair to tie in back but once I start yoga I'm sure I will
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do you prefer your ice cold?
Can u get ice warm? But I mean the only way I know is cold ice.
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do you chop sticks while eating toast?
Nah I don't actually
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do you enjoy skinny dipping in the moonlight?
Never done it not really planning on doing it
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how Aztec are you?
on average and on a scale of 8-400?
That's a hard one, I'd say 227
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do you enjoy mario kart?
Yeh it's fun but I've only been able to play it a couple of times
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why do you love joe jonas hair so much?
Who's he?
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have you got your head in the game?
I've got my head in game
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do you enjoy living the yolo life?
I don't live the yolo life
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good spidey or venom?
Good spidey
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what's like music to your ears?
Literally hearing music in my ears?
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why are you so tall?
I'm not that tall
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how green out of ten is your grass?
Solid 7 and a half