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What's the dumbest thing you've ever spent money on?
96 chicken nuggets from kfc..
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What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Probably my tattoos hahaha :p
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Why are you firends with taylah Geary??
It's my boyfriends sister? Why not? She's amazing :)
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
shtting whenever you want
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What's missing in your life ?
Alcohol
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What do you want right now ?
Pringles.
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Sims 4..
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so youve only given 1 guy head?
Yes..
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you give good head
That weird since this could only be Joel... Hahahah
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Meet up right now and I'll make you ***?
I think you misspelt breakfast.
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If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
It would probably be depressed.. knowing it's not going to have money in there anymore..
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Thoughts x Dhurleyaye
You are so beautiful and just awe!! You're gorgeous! We chatted for abit when I was drunk and you were just nice to talk to? I dunno but yeah. :)))
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
30
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Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Joel, every time he leaves for work in the morning.
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Who was your first crush ?
Blake someone. My mum used to be friends with his mum and pick them both up and take us to kinder and have coffee with his mum.
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What would make you happy?
To have a factory night shift job. Lol
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
Shape shift. Why? Just cause
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Money or Loyalty ?
How much money?
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Biting my nails :(
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Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
Probably him cheating on me and treating me like a dog... Made me realise that I deserve so much better. And I found it :*
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Last person you argued with and why ?
JoeL. Because he wouldn't put nails in the wall so I can hang my paintings... :(
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Your so beautiful to even send hate to an such a lovely person even though you hated me once upon a time
Awh. You're lovely. I don't hate many people. And I'd love to resolve any problems we have had in the past. If you're not to shy. Send me a message :)
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What do you spend your money on the most ?
Alcohol and makeup
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What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
****s at work
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Is there anyone/ specific group that yous want to become friends with?
No. Not at all. Just people that ha e the same kind of humour and can hang out and not blow us off for other people. You have to be able to do stupid "**** makeup" (thick lipstick,full on orange foundation, and overly done makeup ) whenever we do. Tell embarrassing stories and be told stories without telling anyone else.. Do stupid **** just to make us laugh and you have to be good at prank calls. That's about it. And anything else on my status.
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FOOOK ME BABEEEY
You want to be my mate? Yeah sure
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I'd LOVE to hang out with you and Cher but I feel like you two don't need anyone else ya know
Who are you.. yes we love you already. Be our friend please inbox me
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Who told you they loved you last
Joely bean
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What's your favourite word or phrase ?
At the moment I'm loving calling people "knob jocky"
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A memory you want to forget ?
None at all :)
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What is your nickname ?
To family it's "maisy" and anyone else.. It's whatever they want to call me.
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
What relates all the Disney movies.
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Sometimes when im bored I sit in the compost and pretend im a worm..
Same.
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When you take a piss does it ever look like carrot juice so you scoop it up and put it in your smoothie
I usually piss peas? Or corn?
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How much do you weigh?
72kg.. But 10kg in each boo* xD so only 52 ;)
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Do a big sh*t
Even time I do a big **** it feels like I'm giving birth to a human baby
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What does your perfect day look like?
Being out on the river with the family and Joel sinking bevs xxx
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What turns you off ?
People that can't don't **** around and be themselfs. Everyone has that stupid crazy side but not everyone shows it
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How long do you want to live?
Until I die..
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What do you love the most?
Toss up between Joel, Cher and mother :o
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What is your ringtone?
Classic iPhone duck.
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Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
Probably mum?
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To the ladies: your type of guy?
Joelene, grub, princess, bubba. Joel.
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Biggest regret?
Being with the wrong guys and not finding the right one sooner. Joel Michael Geary :)
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The most expensive item you own?
My hairdressing scissors
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Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
Nah. I usually just smoother myself in human **** :)
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What do you like about the person you dating?
Everything! His perfect! He is the most amazing guy In the whole worlds Most people thing they will just break up and find someone better. But I have found my better and it's Joel. He is perfect in every little way! I can't see myself being with anyone else but him! He treats me like an absolute princess and he would never do wrong by me! I can't trust him so much and I know his is the one I want to be with. He is exactly alike me in everyway "except I hate ninja turtles ) But he is perfect. And I wouldn't change anything about him. Ever! My beautiful boy with that cute little smile he has and every single little thing he says just makes me fall I love with him again. I love you so much baby.
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Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
I would. But I never finished my first aid thing at school. So I would probably end up killing him quicker
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Thoughts on Zach Samuel?
Such a great guy! Would have loved to keep him in my life but I just didn't see us working together. We would fight and weren't even dating. It was hard. But he is a lovely guy and I do hope he finds a lovely girl to complete him :)
If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
Why do my sims keep dieing?
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What do you do when you angry?
Eat food
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gee you attract dead heads
joel is a dead head
What's a dead head?
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One thing you like about yourself?
Everything. I'm perfect! <3 Nah, probs my teeth. Lol
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What time do you sleep?
11:30 usually :)
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What turns you off in a person ?
Males genitals
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What freaks you out ?
Relationships.
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your onsie party pic with your mum her guts is hanging over the basin hahaha
Thought I'd re answer this one. Well actually is not her "guts" it's her black short top (I just checked) lol my mum is a size 14 which is skinnier then most of the girls in town these days were crop tops and ****. So yeah!! And weather or not she's bigger, doesn't really matter. Cause once you have 5 kids your not exactly a size 6 anymore like she was before having my TWIN brothers.. I'm sure you'd gain abit of weight after falling pregnant with twins. Cocksack :)
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Fuc.k you ska.nk
Who wants to **** me?! Where?? Must have all **** in da world!
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Which friend would you take a bullet for?
Cherrr <3
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do you get on the billies with Zac?
Yeah all the time! Smoking up all night and day. Never a sober moment!
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What makes people boring?
No sense of humour
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What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
Be locked in a room of spiders
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What do you s*ck at?
Relationships.
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under age drinking and drugs what future do you have?
Probs. :( Nah. I fit in with the rest of bendigo and twelvies !! :D Luv me some drugs n grog! ❤️
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Weed makes me feel like I wanna kill myself and makes me look so f u c k e d
You dont need weed or vodka !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I kinda do need weed because I've become dependant on it before bed. :/ And I just like alcohol. Makes me do ****ed up fun ****!
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Friend you cannot live without?
Cher Norton :)
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Thoughts ? :) Braydensaint
You seem pretty nice and I've talked to you like a whole of 4 messages
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Paragh! (Thoughts )
Paragraph ? Okay. I love you.
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Have you ever farted in public?
Yes! I do everyday! Hahahah
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Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
"I love you and it'll never happen again, I dot ever want to hurt you"
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i know ur tired of lovin with nobody 2 love
Wot.
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Bow reckons he is a dog!
Bow (if you're talking about my brother) thinks a lot of people are dogs? He probably thinks your a dog too :)
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change and whether is what you mean"t?
Yep. Sorry.
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at the moment...why would you want it back ..mongrel dog
Well why is it any of your business what I want? Haha Does it drastically chane your life weather or not I want him back? M aggot. :)
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He is just awesome. Regardless of what he has or doesn't have. He gives me everything I could ask for, all the affection anyone could need :3 and loves me more then anyone ever has.
Yes and he beats you like an old rug!!!
This doesn't make me feel bad because we aren't even together at the moment? Hahah
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What are you really good at?
Picking up douchebags
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Are you cool Christmas?
Is this uncle Jase? :') if so I'm laughing
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Id love to destroy ya b*m with me thick leathery p****
Sounds like a plan bud!!
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I think it's Courtney Stratton
I still don't know who that is.. Mustn't be very important. Because I've never heard a word of it nor do I know who the **** it is? If she wants to say something to me, she can herself. But I don't know what I could've done wrong to someone I don't know of..
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Courtney straton wants to fight you and most of of the girls at btech she won't shut the **** up about how she will "beat" you.
Who's Courtney Straton?
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so there is this lady that works at Vic roads and she kind of looks like you!
Hahah wow :p that's cool then!! :D
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Thoughts? :) Keishaa
Ive written this like 5 times, and lack of internet is really getting to me :((( Anyway, Youre so so pretty, and every bit of you makes me so jealous! Youre so skinny, and your skin looks perfect, and your hair (when its not straightened) looks so good!!! and when it is too :o And your just so gorgeous and awe :) Never talked to you though, so im not sure what youre like, but overall you seem pretty nice :)
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Thoughts? :) samantha.thatcher
You seem really nice, and youre so pretty. And your hair is so nice!! :D
Thoughts? :) Chloe.Sayle
Yeah, haven't really talked much. You're really out spoken and don't really give a **** what people say, which I think is pretty cool.. Haha you have a cute face. :) And your really pretty :)
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see most cows in the paddock have a ring through their nose!
Do you know, that only BULLS have the rings in their nose. Do you know why this is? Because the only way you can control a bull is to hook a chain to the ring on their nose and lead them around. So in actual fact, I'm a ****ing bull. And I have bigger balls then you by the looks of it. :D
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Who would you like thank today and what for?
Nate: for my heat pack, and my septum, and lunch. Mum: for dinner and loving me :3 Drew: for my gorilla he got me :p And Jenny: for letting me stay last night :)
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why are you dating a complete drop kick ****wit?
Because his better then you! :P He is just awesome. Regardless of what he has or doesn't have. He gives me everything I could ask for, all the affection anyone could need :3 and loves me more then anyone ever has. But if you care to discuss this further, message me :)
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omg that last question wasnt suppose to come off rude, i swear sorry if it did, i just realised xx
What one ? :)
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thats not a school....
Well.. thats what i do during the day. I guess if its not a school i dont go to a school aha
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where do you go to school?
Bendigo technical education college :) sooo... btec. :s lol. trying to make it sound jalf decent. :/
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thoughts? :) cassiemcmahonn
You have the cutest face :o awe. And you seem like an alright chick. i dont really knkw you enough to have an opinion. but id love to get to know yoy better :)
what do you have against girton?
Nothing? Ive never been there. and only ever known one person that has.. so yeah guess it would.be a good school. Just hate been seen by girton schoolers and they look at me like im nothing :(
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thoughts samantha.thatcher
Youre so pretty. and youre hair always looks perfect. And you seem like a lovely person :))
wot r u doin in mah swamp
wot r u doin in my arsehole?!
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I spread my cheeks for shrek
get ****ed.. shrek is mine?
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Show your t*** on snapchat
spread your arsehole on snapchat?