Nathan
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What is your biggest fear?
Fear itself. Also Jellyfish.
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What's your favorite fashion item ?
Merkin.
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What is your bank balance ?
about tree fiddy
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Your Dream Job?
It would start with five minutes of peeling lint from dryer traps, followed by an hour of pressing a lightsaber handle against things and switching it on, and then retiring to a life of luxury.
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What do you love the most?
Cake farts.
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What would you suggest everyone try ?
Smoking meth. I mean, saying something nice to somebody ...... to make them feel better about their meth addiction.
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Don't wanna grow up I wanna get out hey take me away?
I WANNA SHOUT OUT TAKE ME AWAY AWAY AWAY AWAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ROUND AND ROUND HERE WE GO AGAIN~
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Biggest regret?
getting a tramp stamp the day I turned 18
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Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
Absolutely. I love the taste of wine. Too bad mouth-to-mouth hasn't been taught for years.
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Can I borrow a feeling?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
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And den dey eat da poo poo
Like ice cream?
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What do you think about the most?
Probably all of the friends that I totally have
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I heard, that you are a raging atheist
I heard, that you are a grammar. Also I have peripheral vision, just FYI ;)
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What’s a common misconception people have about you?
That I'm straight. No, really.
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What have you lied about lately ?
The answer to this question.
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
t*** or as*?
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My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Well then you're in the wrong place
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Only for you ;)
Like, uhm, okay. My bae totally gonna rek u
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Me too! We have so much in common :)
Oh, mysterious stranger, I long for thee.
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That too. Why are you so gay?
Because I like men.
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You are far too cool for me to even function like wow
Not too gay to function?
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How did you get to be so cool?
Staying in school, eating my greens and going to church every sunday.
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Do you believe you are one with the cool kids?
I am the epitome of cool *tips fedora*
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If you had to live in one video game universe, which would it be and why?
It varies from time to time, but at the moment I'd love to live in pre-civil war Rapture. Dat creative/intellectual/moral freedom.
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Why should I ask you a question?
Because all of the cool kids are doing it
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What fictional character do you most want to bang?
Reptile from Mortal Kombat.
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Nah I'm real :P
Chocolate, Strawberry or Vanilla ice cream?
Strawberry, please :3 Who might this be?
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Whats your dream job?
I'm beginning to think that these questions are some sort of automated qooh.me thing. I'm way too paranoid. Also, criminal psychologist.
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If you could meet anyone in the world (including from the past) who would it be?
That's a tough one. Probably Hitler, wouldn't mind seeing what he is like on a personal level.
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If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
The ability to influence anybody to do anything that I want, instantly.
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Say something silly :P
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PrViFQWvLh
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UGUUUUUUU~
ｷﾀﾜァ*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!!
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can i have your nudes?
-claudia
Sure thing bbz
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What would you rather put in your an**:
O A small puppy
O ****
****
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darude- Sandstorm
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun Boom Dundun dundun dundun Beep Dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun Beep beep beep beep Beeep beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep boom Daddaddadadsadadadadadadadadadaddadadadadadaddadadaddadadadadadadadadadadadaddadddadaddadadadd dadadadaddaddadad Dadadddaddadaddadadadddadadada Nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nnyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Nnn nn nn nn nn nn n nn nnn nn nn nnn nnn nnnnnnnn Dddddddd ddadadadadaddadadadadadaadadadadadad Boom
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Desu?
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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Why are you so racist towards poor, innocent Jim Jam with Scones, Tea, Fish 'n' Chips Gunter?
Because he's a filthy brit.
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Coast polonialism
Toast Mongolianism
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Why have you stopped? this is so racist
s*ck A **** GAVIN
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Would you rather too sweet or too salty?
Too sweet :3
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Would you rather Mr Morton's beard or Mr Weir's?
Weirdo's
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Jon is the swaggalicious one, I have Jewish tendencies. So if it was legal how young would you go?
I reckon at least 70
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Do you agree that Zane is the best one? #4yearsofonedirection
Nah, Justin Timberlake is the best One Direction member
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Mate have I asked you enough questions yet?
-Alistair Kosmac
Nah, Jon ^^
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I ain't messin with the clique though
Meet me on the sixth flow?
I KNOW YOU AIN'T A MODEL, YOU SHOULD LET ME TAKE SOME PICS THOUGH
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Who's keen for psychology?
Mate I'm keen for studies though
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Who's gonna win masterchef?
Shannon Noll
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Best English youtubera
Probably ashens
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FUK U FROM ANON Nicholasburham
H0m0ph0be
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So where are my studies?
FISH N CHIPS GUV'NA
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How many spins could a meat-spin spin if a meat-spin could spin meat?
Not sure. How many lemons could a lemon party party if a lemon party could party lemons?
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Did the weedhacker get your family?
Yeah lol but it's cool now because I'm totally manipulating these dumb-**** animals to get food for me now, so it's all good!
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Did you die?
Sadly, yes. But I lived!
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Why does nobody ask you questions??
I don't know, incredibly handsome anonymous person.
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Best powerpuff girl? jackpipsam
Bubbles, obviously.
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Why are you racist to English people from Gavin
Because they're massive spuds
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Did you feel enlighten at today 8 square match?
I most definitely did. I was the beast.
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I bet u kiss grills fgt
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable as* off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
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If you had any one super power, what would it be?
Teleportation :3
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What does the fox say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k78yGr3uV5U
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If I have 10 apples, and I take away 3 apples, how many bubbles in a bar of soap?
le randumb humor is le funny xDDD <3~~
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What is the most delicious cake?
b**ty Cake
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y u so gay?
Because you're irresistible.
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Who the best at 8 square?
There is no best, mmkay. In this sport of kings, there is no best and worst. There is no winners and losers. There is only the spiritual enlightenment that comes with such an enthralling sport.
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Thoughts on Julia Gillard? ;)
Not big on soap operas, personally.
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Which is better, Mario or Sonic?
Peggle
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Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?
I'm not too sure about that one. I've spoken about some pretty weird stuff ;/
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i dont know what to ask, so hi
Babe as
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Do you even go here?
I wish that I could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we could all just be happy... I just have a lot of feelings.
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Preferred brand of dish-washing liquid? jackpipsam
Morning Fresh master race.
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What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Love is when you no longer have to hide your farts.