Phoenix Elizna
PhoenixElizna
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What is your number?
0278270627
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOV18WKNtgI
that is soo cute, who is this !!
0n3 0\/\/tz h03
fighting is for children... JK 0n3 0wtzz Pu$$y a$$ B!tch !!
thanxs well ill see u there hopefully
Yeah (:
question,wats at the end of the earth
Me
i love p**** <3
ME TOO OMG
can i s*ck your milk
i dont have any :/
Hi phoenix cn i suk yur t*** an eat yu out
Hi anon no you can't (:
thanksies :)
Your welcome (:
serious question: how shud someone get over rejection :(
Show them what they could of had, and move onto someone who is more likely to like you for you
i was having a mean wank until someone caught me
shi* that must of been a bit awkward, you should have came oer and joined us
i caught you and annon having a root lastnight
aw yeah? ahah meeeean
do you like any of the year 10s this year? if so.... who?
This year? so the year nines from last year ?
i think it probably could. il have a go while i rape you
Deal
I just took da mean shi* g!
oi mean as !
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
only if you come upstairs and rape me
My Dic* just died, can I bury it in your v*****?
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/dirtypickuplines.html
you cheated.. but um, i think have something in my v***** and my fingers cant wuite reach do you think your p**** could?
Girl... If you were... In my bed, we would ... Um... Have se*ual intercourse. YEAAAA. I win. Hahahaha LiveItUp
fuuuck.. thats a pretty good one.. you win
If you were a whiteboard and I was a pen..... Wanna have a root ..? I win. f*** both of you's. LiveItUp
hahahha :) naaah where'd you get those pants? were they on special because if you were in my bed they'd be 100% off
I win
Nigga hold up, i didnt know that was a pick up line... ok heres my next one... im no weather man.. but you should be expecting a few inches tonight ;)
If I was a train potatoes are purple and hurry pole dancer elephant ewwww
yum
Lol
Lol my Dic* in your face
Are you green because I like green
is your Dic* suffocating, because i know how to give cpr
Pick up line battle you start!!
roses are red, violets are blue, i like cheese, let me f*** you
Im in your bed
aw shiiiit
Come here then
i dont know where you are silly
I get e***tions over you,would you like to help with it and get me to ejaculate all over your face
yes please
oh, well maybe i can do it so good you dont want paying ;)
trust me i neeeeed the money :L
are you a prostitute? ;o
yes :3
you can just lie back and il slam your box babe
987$ and we can call it a deal
il do all the work baby :)
hahah oooh tempting ;P
why not?
Because i cant be bothered
want me to pound your vag?
Not really :/
guess who this is
Casper?
wanna eat a carrot
if its orange yes
have you ever poked youtself
No
wana take it instead?
possibly
wana see it?
well not really, but if you wanna show me, i suppose
my p****
is probably nice too
which house is yours babe?
that one
whaaat?
well this failed :/
open your window, im outside
dammit your gonna have to come upstairs, i think your at the wrong house
okay baby, get naked and il be there in 5 ;)
can't wait ;)
come to my bed NOW ;)
well im already in bed so you can come to me ;)
I WAAANT TO HAVE se* WITH YOOOU! <3
ahahah oh baby ;) i want to have se* with you too anonymous
hahah you dont need to know, i have a radar that detects when hot girls need the D and its set for you ;)
oh baby ;) just get in my pants
hottest white guy in levin? lol
Lachlan <3
anytime, hit me up babe ;)
oh yesh :p .. not that i know who you are haha
2nd hottest guy in levin
theres not really much hot guys in levin and i cant really think of anyone, so im just gonna say bradley jensen
il help you do some special stretching
hahah well thanks :)
nah, il do it myself while we're fuking sweet? ;)
we got this sussed :L
so if i bit your as*, would it taste like cheese? ;)
Most likely.. i would bite it myself to see for you, but i'll have to do a lot of stretching lol
that works payin off baby coz yo' as* is orgasmic ;D
hahhaha well my secretes just to eat ALOT of cheese .. and thats it :)
Hottest boy in levin
Obviously chris scanlan.. i would be crazy to say otherwise
aaaw ;( your so hot! and dat as*!! ;o
hahaah thanks :) i work hard on it lol ;)
woow. that pic of you half naked is HOT!! repost it i beg you and take more ;)
hahha no way that was only going to be up for 10 minutes .. i am never doing that again LOL
Do you know what makes my Dic* hard,
kitties and t***ies. Hehe;)
oh baby, i have the same problem :P
I think you should lock your bedroom door at night. There is some wierdos on here aye.
Yeah i think i rally should :/
What does
mean
when you press enter, qoohme just does that shi* instead of actually starting a new line
Its a healthy thng to du bby
No.. haha its yucky
Yu shuld poke bby an video it an snd it to me so i cn wank ovr it bby xo
No way... mas********* is disgusting
Du yu evr play with yur t*** bby and i mean wat size r yur cups on yur bra
All day err day, ummm average :L
Wat du yur niples look like bby
Nipply
Wat size r yur cups
um well our coffe cups are average sized you can get a good sized drink out of our cups not too big and not too small
Good morning beautiful hope you have a good day
well why thankyou, you have a fantabulous day yourself :)
I lve yu i have fr ages
aw yup.. thats nice
I jst ***ed ova yu bby it felt so nice bt it gna b beta wen yu make me *** xoxo
oh yes
Yur welcme bby xoxo
mwah x0x
Complement bby yur sxc i wish yu were in my bd er nyt
hahaha ok well thankyou then :L
Bby er nyt i wank ova yu an imagine yu suking an fuking me an me licking yu dry an swallowing yur ***
i dont know if i should take that as a complement or if i should be concerned lol
Sme bby oh an yu cn suk meh till im hard afta i ***
k**ky XP
Course bby cme ova il lik yu dry an *** on yur t*** and yur face
jst hw i lyk et bby x0x0
We shuld fuk aye
ye bby rite nw x0x
Boys with green, blue or brown eyes?,
Green and blue eyes are amazing, but i know a pair of brown eyes that are the most beautifulest things i have ever seen
Yur sxc an hve big t*** an big as* <3 xoxo
ahah, aw thanks
Ghost busters, or Twilight?
i would rater get raped by fat ghosts then watch all 5 movies of that f** edward cullen sparkle, sooo ghost busters
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what?
we should hang these holidays dont you think <3
yeah babe <3
Would you rather, fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
100 duck sized horses
"...---..." The morse code for sos.......maybe you can save my soul baby ;)
oh yes :3 anyday
how many hamburgers have you eatin today??
i dont eat hamburgers :/
what is the colour of your pubes because you dye your hair heaps so I'm just really curious about this shi*?
well there not blonde or ranga, people usually asume they are that colour lol, there the same colour as my eyebrows LOL
Do u give head?
all day err day
the colour of your hair is cool(:
Haha, thanks I wish it was brighter
WHY SMELL shi*
Because your in my house
Y U NO POTATO
because pumpkin
Y U LIKE FACEBEEF?
because i can
im a guy though..
teeelllll me your naaaaame plweeeeeeease
but im talking to you about kittens haha
Buuuut i want to know your name :D
im a guy though..
so? guys are cool
Bring it I.all punch back twice as hard
*farts*
it will be, you probably dont even know that we're friends on fb
just telllll me, i will
Br!ng !t wh0r3
il punch you
naaah.. that'd be awkward. i guarantee you dont know who the f*** i am hah
i dont know who you are but you should just tell me anyway (: it wont be awkward
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