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Hamish Low

Phsco555

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boo mother fuked, you miss me?

With every bullet so far

Phsco555 replied 3863 days ago

oh c'mon ham, I was starting to enjoy this, don't give up in me now, unless you want me to move on. she will be easy to find.

Now now. That's not very nice, didn't your parents ever teach you to treat people how you'd like to be treated

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago

wat should I say to her first huh hamish? wats she most self conscious about? how much of a dumb as* blonde she is, her ugly as* looks? or should I just say all of it. hmmmmm, decisions, decisions

Well, you're obviously slightly intelligent because you knew to use the metric tonne, instead of ton, it seems you know both of us quite well and don't particularly like one of us, but I hope you realise, that we could be gentlemen, shake hands, and leave as friends

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago

I know how **** ur gf takes insults, should I start ruining her life, considering ur as thick as a tonne of bricks

M8 u jus image how tuff a ton of bricks on your head would feel

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago

did u just imply I was a fukin druggo you **** faced ***hole, I swear to god I wll mke u and ur pretty gfs life horrible

Well, not really, I just said a dirty needle, I didn't say anything about drugs, but I don't see how you could make my life horrible, from the job you're doing now I'm having a ball of a time

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago

u r the most fuked up person I have ever had to talk to, u and tht gf of urs r fukin perfect for ech other, but watch ur back you freak, someone better thn you will snatch her right from underneath u. u have my word

I am the most ****ed up person yoú have ever talked to? Thank you, no has ever said anything so kind to me, I feel that I need to repay you some how, I'll write you a book, that would be wouldn't it? It would be magnificent for you to have a page by page analysis of your life, starting from when your parents stopped loving you, right up to the point where you die alone from Hep C you got from a dirty needle

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 1

oh look at that, u have ur sluut of an ex gf trying to help, how fukin cute. do u relly think ur whorre of a gf truely lovs you, if u do then u r as stupid as her.

YAY, you came back, I knew you really loved me, I was worried sick, don't err leave like that again, you hear?

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 2

I need popcorn iletitfall

Really? I'm running out of lube, this guy is just running me dry

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 1

Hahaha I knew u had no balls, u r just a needy guy who is just taking advantage of ur gf coz she is a dumb ***** anyway.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable as* off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 1

u r a fukin freak, I hope tht u die so I can gt ur gf, she is ballsier thn you.

It's not my fault I have no balls, it's a genetic defect, like down syndrome, or you

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 2

look at ur little gf protcting u, I thoght u wre tuff, u *****

YAY, you came back to me

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 2

hahaha, I haven't got a p**** hamish, that's you remember baboshka4

But this random man on the Internet said you did, so you must have, just like the kids on Xbox live had *ex with my mum

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 2

remember hamish, you still have a girlfriend. hehehehe baboshka4

But I think this mans p**** is better than yours

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 1

Zelda night?

Yeah. Zelda ;)

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 2

Hamish :') iletitfall

I just get all the boys

Phsco555 replied 3864 days ago 1
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