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You just won $50 million from the lottery. What's next?
Fućk ton of snags
What do you envy about the opposite $ex?
Boôbies
What are you most afraid of losing?
My virginity ????
If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
Riley
What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
Fûcking everything
Make a confession
40 year old virgin
What is your purpose in life?
To make mildly funny jokes at other peoples expense for a cheap laugh
Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
Probs 2012, meeting the 8.3 lads and doing fk all
What causes you to stay up late?
My mind man
Your current bank balance ?
Something in the negatives
At what point did you realise you are attractive?
Still waiting
What did you last Google ?
I use yahoo
What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?
That I was born a woman
What would make your day?
Scotty Lucas' left foot
If you could only wear one piece of clothing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
G banger
You are offered a pill that makes you 25% more intelligent but permanently removes your hair including eyebrows. Do you take it?
Would still be dumb af so no thanks
Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mildly liking you too x
fck me instead xxxxx
You, your parents and 6 friends will need to sign a consensual form first
Cuddle me in my bed xxxxxxxxxx
But I got no arms ?
You're great Riley Ralston ☺️
Haha aw thanks lovely
What was the best compliment you've ever received?
"You're attractive" "oh sorry wrong person"
Yay xxxxxx message me ???
Coz I totally know who you are sure xxxxxx
I really want to hook up with you xxxxx come see me in Australia. Xx
Getting my boat now xxxxx
Which one is you in your profile picture xxxxxxxxx.
Do you live in Australia xxxxxx
I'm actually all 3 of the people in my picture and nah I don't, I live on the outta skirts of Syria xxxxxxxxxxx
Last kiss?
I've never kissed anyone ?
What's the last thing you do before sleeping?
NOT masturbating
Goooood thanks xxxxxxxxxx have a girlfriend xxxxxxx
Oh multiple xxxxxxxxx
How are you xx
Yeah look absolutely splendid you xxxxxxxx
What was your first relationship like?
Cheated on her 28 times with 17 girls 6 trannys and 5 animals #ultimatefućkboy
Why aren't you famous?
Because I'm infamous
What offends you ?
Feminists
What do you have no time for?
22 minutes in uniform infringement
What is the worst trend you participated in?
The ice epidemic
Which car would you buy if you are extremely rich?
Probably the 4x2899505 comy 2xyz555 turbo v9 ute 4 wheeler 68dff
What is the most money you've ever spent at once and on what ?
$1 on a frozen Coke. Worth it
How old will you be in 2030 ?
31 ?
What's something everyone likes but you hate with a passion?
Birds and cheese, but mainly fkn birds
Which talent you wish you had ?
Just having a talent would be handy, but being able to sing or draw or something would be cool haha
What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
We started playing cricket, and I hit the ball so high that uncle Mark, forgot where he was going. He tried to catch the ball and landed face first in the mud. It was so funny, Dad. You should have been there
What was the best thing that happened to you today?
I figured out the noodles I got were fat free so I swapped them ✌?️
I answered the other day ?
Why do you have that scar ?
Hernia operation, not sure why you were looking down there on me qoohme you creep
What do you not feel like doing today?
Round 2 ?
Nice girl but don't really know you, seem like a good fun person tho :))
If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Scrap the beer tax
What are you obsessed with?
Guy Sebastian
When was the last time you got angry and why?
Today when I forgot I had noodles in the microwave and by the time dad found them they were 2 hours old and cold ???
Lili Simmonds?
She was funny as when I met her aha seems like a sweet person, don't really know her tho
Haven't seen you in forever, such a lovely girl, need to catch up :))
What or who has recently grabbed your attention and why ?
Political correctness going fkn mad in this society, just chill
What is the best "happiness" that money has bought you?
My friends
How did you meet your bestfriend ?
Same prison cell
Who do people always say you look like?
Often like a seedy drug addict, thanks guys
What in your opinion, is a huge waste of money?
Restaurants, I can't afford a $12 bowl of chips like shît
If you could forget one thing, what would it be?
Forget forgetting o.O
Your current mood ?
SANTA
Snapchat name and instergram name ?
Ralston99 & rileyralston17
Last kiss?
Don't have long term memory soz
Last song you played before replying to this ?
Love yourself ~ JB ??
Your most embarrassing moment ?
I honestly don't even know where to start
What are you terrible at ?
Pretty much anything that involves moving
What do you want for xmas ?
Don't mind, don't really need anything aha maybe some clothes or something
What got you upset recently?
Last night when SpongeBob finished at 11 and wasn't on again until 1 ????
Which song describes your mood today ?
Fućk you :)
If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Fife?
Haha good bloke, nice lad, always have a chat, goodluck if you're in the army next year mate!
Best mates?
They know who they are
What are you currently worried about ?
Trying to properly cook bacon ?
What do you not like in a girl and people in general?
When they don't like Guy Sebastion or the Tv shows I watch, like seriously, respect them. And feminists ew
Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Syria
What was the happiest moment in your life?
The birth of my child
How would your friends describe you?
As a lazy smartaśs
What are you passionate about?
Rejuvenating my SuperCoach career
What life lesson did you learn today ?
That if it wasn't for snapchat I'd never know what the weather is
When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
Dnm's at lunch with Gerard Sullivan ❤️
What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
The countless hours of homework I had completed was mysteriously stolen... ??
A song you think is overated ?
Overrated* you cretinous fool
How many doors do you have at your house?
I can't believe this question actually made me walk around the house counting every single door, answer is 19 excluding cupboard doors
One word to describe your Ex
Awyeahidunnowhattosayyeah
How do you plan on ending this year ?
Hopefully not passed out this time, wouldn't mind being awake for the countdown ?
What turns you off ?
Hairy nipples
Morv? ??;)
Best cousin, legend, good at footy but haven't seen him in ages need to catch up!!
Cai Oakes?
Hardly know him but seems like a grouse bloke, was easy to get along with when I met aha top lad!
What are you trying to prove to yourself?
That cheese isn't butter
What is your purpose ?
I dream a dream that one day teachers will not judge us by the colour of our socks but by the content of our character. They will be legalised in all schools around the globe #blacksockshaverights
How many kids would you like to have ?
Until "it" stops working
Stop smoking weed brother, it's discusting! I'm disappoint in you. ? ZacAitken
Only time I touched weed was when I was doing the gardening ??
fck ur the bigest pece of sht, evr since I found out u smok weed Ive lost so much respect 4 u. I usua move on frm fing like tha but nt anymre, uve changd. I rember wen me and u jus usd 2 hang by da slide an smok reglr darts, but nup, nw uve movd on2 weed sd .
Hahahahahaha this is gold
Is Alex's gf hot?
Dunno never met her
Taylah mg
Nice chick, good to have a yarn with, haven't talked in a while tho should talk more, funny as, quite the looker aswell, would be good to be closer ?
How do you think you are most likely to die?
Walking to school minding my own business, then the magpie that looks at me every morning, just plotting my death will finally come down and swoop me, taking my pride & dignity, ending my life right then and there
What does success mean to you?
Bit of this bit of that
Why are you special ???
I ain't
fckhead of a bloke
Alright settle down
Bec Allen?
Haven't really spoken but you seem like a lovely person, pretty also, would be good to get to know you ☺️
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