Johnny Bravo
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which college u joining after 12th, just thought of stalking u ;)
Inbox me your number and I'll text you when I find out ;)
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No seriously what's your name
Johnny B|
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Ill helpp u decide
if its a girl
1) 16andpregnant
2) pimp as shi*
if its a boy
1) methaddict
2) phatphat
i tm the name meth lab einstein jr for my son
i also liked the name bigDic* but i dont think u have the genes for it cuzimboss
I didn't understand anything you said and I'm pretty sure you were typing and brushing your teeth with the same hand at the same :P
Oh, so its not because your girlfriend uses it to inbox you? :P
That's like 5 or 6 only, the rest are by anonymous people who want to know everything about me :O
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You've got approximately 95 unanswered questions in your Qme inbox. What do you have to say about that, Shamshad? :P
It's 'cause I'm so popular and people want to find out everything about me :D
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hahahaha f*** u remembered :P yes .. hi O:) :3
Hahaha, I still remember you freaking out :D
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dude .. hi .. long time bro :D :P
u remember how you got me so freaked out .. when you came back from your chicken pox vacation .. and then u sat RIGHT beside me :P >.<
Kunaal? :O
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Have you studied enough for chem to get second highest?? InsertAwsmNameHere
No, I haven't studies enough but with my skills that'll be enough to kick your as* B|
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Do you have a crush on Adithyan??? InsertAwsmNameHere
So you're the one asking everyone this? :O
Yes <3
Yes, I do <3
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Someone asked me whether I've ever been friendzoned.... Thought about you </3 InsertAwsmNameHere
Hahahaha! I stopped it all before both of us ended up getting hurt :( </3
What if your gf doesnt approve of our marriage? :(
We'll elope together :(
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I love you. Will you marry me? :*
Yes :*
Who are you again?
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johnny johnny...
Don't call me that! I'm not worthy of that name :(
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Is it true that all you want in life is to earn my approval? For me to think that you're cool? InsertAwsmNameHere
Oh shi*! Did the school counselor tell you? :/
I go to her office and cry talking about this all the time :'(
admit it on weekends u
wear ur sisters saree and
put makeup lipstick and
shi* like that and stand
infront if the mirror and
call urself pretty cuzimboss
shi*! I do that :D
After that, I tear off my saree to expose my man thongs and spank myself :)
Ok, all that was a lie, buuuut, I did put on an abhaya and danced in front of my parents in august :$
I looked like voldermort (Y)
Sir, will you please be the Chief Guest for our Annual Grover Festival? We would be delighted if you accept.
Sorry, I've got to attend Anti Grover Meeting :P
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since the world is ending on 21st, will you be learning for physics full portion test we have on that day? InsertAwsmNameHere
I won't be learning for that anyways :P
You must have finished already right? Want to spend your final moments drawing a transistor :')
If the world ends this 21st, won't it be disappointing if the last most significant thing you did in your life was joining qoohme? #cyberstupidityshouldbemadeILLEGAL
Umm, no. That's not the last significant thing I did. The last significant thing I did was buying a pair of underpants :D
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Is it true can't say shi* to me in person?
LITTLE COCKs*ckING Bit**.
See you at tuition, i will END YOU. InsertAwsmNameHere
Hahahahaha, you little wanna be :@
I'll make you cry when I see you in person you whining Bit**! :@
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Girls are being raped, children are being shot, mankind is being terrorized by Taliban and Al-Qaeda. Why don't you do something useful for the human race instead of indulging in wasteful activities like qooh me, you good for nothing piece of shi*?!
Soooo, why don't you do something useful rather than asking everyone the same question?
Anisha is awesome. You're just jealous. Admit it. :P
Hahahaha, good joke :'D
You're hilarious :)
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Yeah, you are paying me all that plus 2dhs interest -.- and this time you have to pay :P
Hahahahahaha, I'll pay man don't worry :)
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No, i am the chogi chogi boy :)
Damn! I heard Aboody wasted your 5 bucks :D
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When will you start making sense? :O
I have a strong feeling you're Anisha :O
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Oh god that was so lame shamii :O you really do s*ck xD
It was a good one :(
nYes, on your mom\'s boo* :D
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Why are you so dumb? :O
Your mom hit me on the head with her boo* :(
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Anisha is just so awesome, isn't she? :D
NOOO :O
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Anisha is just so awesome, isn't she? :D
Who are you? :O
I'm sure its not Anisha, 'cause even she know its not true :(
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you have a gF !!!
woaaahhhh !!! since wennn ??????
congratzz :P
Ohkaaaay, whose this? :)
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wat is soo amusing about this qooh.me :p
Nothing, it s*cks. You don\'t join :P
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If Harry Potter has magical powers, then why the hell does he need to wear glas*es?
because to fix his eyes, he has to point his wand at his eyes but he can't see without his glas*es
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No something better than Manoj?
Binoj?
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Chee...chee!!! xO :P sanj_panda
Whaaat? :S
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So can you suggested a better name? :(
How about Manoj?
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ohmygod u got an amazing joke and then u ruin ur humor with the next reply.. Loljk soo do you think adithyan is a true beleiver? cuzimboss
How dare you ask that!!
Adithyan is a pure believer, only veg, prays before and after every tution, does pooja to all his pens so that write very nicely during exam
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do you accept maxwells theory about light being electro magnetic ? If soo why isnt that the drawing room lights cause disturbence when we watch tv cuzimboss
Yes I accept his theory because I'm the one who told him the theory....when we watch tv, light also watches tv so it doesn't disturb us
eyy dumaas* i ment cooks meth with bhow bhow ..sadak chod badG why does he envy you soo much cuzimboss
Lol then what! Then he and venki smoke it in their bongs and then venki corrects ur answer sheet and gets high.......he loves me too much..
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do you thinl the chem lab as*istent cooks? Yea dont u wish u cud put that micro Dic* of urs into my nostrils with ur finger cuzimboss
Looool,he used to host the show "master chief tamil nadu"
Yes I wish but I have to find it first, Bhar g flicked a microscope from the bio lab so that I could find it, that's the first time I ever saw it :')
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dont u wish ur girlfreind was hot like me .dont u wish ur girl freind was sweet like me.dont you wish ur girlfreind was se*cy like me.dontchaa ..dontchaa cuzimboss
Yes I do wish that you were my girlfriend instead of her :(
Your slu*iness and huge vag :(
And your BJs :(
no i mean in the nite..do you all the plants in adis grow legs and have sports day competition in the nite? cuzimboss
I heard they grow legs and haunt sharmaji for taking their brothers and wives for pollen germination :(
Sharmaji gives them algohol :O
But this IS my real name :(
That's a very sad name :(
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Well mr/miss anonymous sounds better anyday :P
Maybe 'cause you're ashamed of your real name :P
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eyy bakchod!!
how you doin ;)
Sabathash! I'm doing good :)
You?
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Do you remember your days in 10th? Weren't you very naughty that time? :P
I was verryyy naughty and weird :P
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Something better like Sherouz khan?
Naa, no one can beat that :P
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Do you know that you're ultra cute?
Awww, stop it youu :$
Who's this btw?