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I want ur Dic* ??;-)
I am sorry my bf told me not reply to such msgs hence i would not be replying to such now onwards
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Can i giv u a ****job gdawg35789
Man what do you want.
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shawn paul??? LMAO you mean Sean Paul ahaha!
and no. it's not by Sean Paul. It's an old song from the 1980s. You could be more romantic in your reply you know ^.-
Ohhh yea shi* sorry ..well okay if you say so
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you so fine you blow my mind ;) mwah :*
Thats a shawn paul song yea?
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ok gay superstar i gtg !! go f*** yourself
Haha i love you too
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here is another joke for THE GAY SUPERSTAR
Clare: I see you are invited to Lucy's party?
Sandra: Yeah but I can't go. The invitation says 4-7 and I'm eleven.
Here is a joke for the gay annonymous guy
a young, blonde bird was making advances on me at the bar last night.
"I'm married," I told her.
"Oh, I see," she smiled, rubbing my chest. "Well, Why don't you make me feel like your wife just for this night."
So I punched her in the face
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so youre a gay superstar
Maan im not replying . Heres a joke for you
what did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?
Feyonce
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why are you so gay
Idk man im just living the life of a superstar . And yall keep calling me gay
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is your wee wee cir***cised??
Haha yes infact they had to cut out 5 to make it normal
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Wheres that gdawg35789
Azerbaijan is in afghanistan
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Were r u from btw? gdawg35789
Azerbhaijan
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wait in one ques somebody asks if u hav a big dic* then in another somebody asks if ur Pu**y is wet and u reply sayin yes to both of them.....so ur tellin me tht u hav both
Think of it like this . The Pu**y is a crator and and the Dic* is the pillar . The pillar is placed inside the crator . Seems iv got a stalker eh?
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whatsup hottie? vishakh.PMF
Ayyyyooo pmff wait check whatsaap ill send you another pic
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I used 2 think ur cute bt ur qooh page is disgusting :/
Haha come on now u cant blame me for getting such qns
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I want ur Dic* so bad now
Sigh so do i so do i . Life is sad as we speak of it . Btw are u the same gdawg guy?
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U should keep qoohing me
gdawg35789 gdawg35789
I dont understand why ? Haha man u dont have to type i your name qooh already reports it to me like a boss
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Did your mom drop you when you was a baby?
Yea thats how my path to become a dj started . I keep dropping the bas*
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do you know who asks you these weird questions about Dic*s and pussies and stuff ? why do you answer such crap anyways ?
Haha no man but i guess it must be someone close to me . Idk man i feel like if they spent their time to type it to me and i should also repay them
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What time u free tonight ;)
Well it is the night and i am doing this shi* so i am free i guess
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Is your moms Pu**y wet?
Yum yum bubblegum
No sir i am not incest so i cannot say . s*cks to be you fantasising on ppl twice your age or maybe ppl much smaller than
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Man i want that Dic* nw can i s*ck ur Dic* ;-)?? gdawg35789
Them d's <3
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I want u to stick ur big hard **** in my tight as*hole gdawg35789
ByGod why is my inbox filled with these same exact sentences
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U should qoohme
gdawg35789 gdawg35789
Yes i will
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R u gay?
No i am not but you can make me if you try hard jk
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I want ur big hard Dic* in my tight as*hole
Why am i getting all these man . I dont remember being that gay
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I think ur Dic* would b mean in my mouth
Yea my Dic* is usually meaner than the grumpy cat
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hello maaz. why are you so gawky? if you stopped being that, chicks would dig you..............I WOULD DIG YOU ;)
but you're still cute <3
Hey yea ik i cant control it . s*cks as* but i guess i will overcome it soon. Haha thanks heard that alot
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Can i mix my white foam in your niagara falls?
Noonono not at all i am very strict when it comes to conservation of biodiversity . Yea i know its lame but i cant think of any thing at this time of the night
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Do u hav a big Dic*?? ;-)
I cant say . I havnt been able to find a scale as large enough to measure it
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Is you'r Pu**y wet?
As wet as niagra falls
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Im a guy and like big ****. Do u hav a big Dic* ? Culd u f*** my as* and ***m in my as* and mouth
Dude i already answered this
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Last time u wanked and what over??
Haha okay lets just break all the lines then . I guess last thursday . Man i dont even remeber what i had for dinner last night
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Would u f*** my as* and ***m in it my as* and mouth
Just tell me what time and where
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man why do you sign up for this kinda crap? suppose someones asks 'Have you had se*?' and you say 'yes'. later, you find out that it's your mom who asked you the question!
Hahah tp man .. Lool man i am sure my parents know how innocent i am .. Its kind of fun u should try joining. It helps you to know what opinions your friends have about you
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no it's not sanjay either guess again
Man i do not like these guess games without any clues. All i know is you are a boy and mostly from my clas*
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I've had a crush on you since 10th. I'm obsessed with seeing your pictures. if only I had a boyfriend as hot as you. Now that they'll lowering the minimum age to have se* in india, how bout you bang me after boards
Hahahha that made me lol .... Man what happend to adis . All the boys have started to turn gay . . After boards i will still be in auh and se* age is still above 18 here
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no it's not satish guess again se*y.......and answer ma question don't give all scientific crap......all i want to do is turn u on and make ur **** so hard that wen i ride it it makes ma a$$ bleed
Snajay u se*cy *****. If it makes you happy why not . And then i will *** in between your 2 mustaches
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if i were to stuff ur whole **** into my mouth and u were asleep and then u woke up would u let me continue and push ma head further down so i can choke on your **** and u put your come into ma mouth
Doing all my scientific calculations and sorting out the probeblity and then finding their derivative i come to the conclusion this is satish . Dont kill me with your jokes man what **** are you talking about
they rnt supposed to be related dumas* -_-
But whyy nott
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u r gay go study
How are both of them even related to each other
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Bihari !
Best of luck for bio :D vishakh.PMF
Thankyou pmf bhai
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who is/are your best friend/friends? and what do you think about life?
Iv got many many best friends . Hmmm life is like a ratrap . Bahh i keed i guess i hate the present life and i beileve my life will only start after like 15 days
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No not yet . If everything goes according to plan i should be one by the end of this year
what is that even supposed to mean? :P
Lol i thought of replying to that stupid qn in such a manner as i would reply to someone if they had asked me about collegue
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you're hilarious maaz..if you learn how to spell properly, you'd be a chick magnet! ;)
Thankyew . Butbutbut most of them are typos u see i type very fast . Okay sometimes i agree
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Where do you get ur energy from ?
Lmfao . I steal it from the gods . But most of it i steal it from my house plants
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How much did you do?? vishakh.PMF
I finished reading except poems . Im going through golden qn ans
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How do you get those weird to those weird questions x)
Hahaha i got mindscrewed reading that . Did you mean to say how i get weird qns? Yea welll i have got really weird fraaands
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hyyyy x_X long time :D rayyankhan
Heyy yea long time
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I saw you doing drugs last night.. Didn't know you were a bad boy! :O
Pfft dad please dont make this public also u were there along side with me yest then why the hipocracy
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Yeah..I'm sure that's what draws you to him... And by the way, I came to know though Danny Casey.. Not Stephen.. You thought you could keep it discrete HUH? Well, you were wrong!!! Everyone knows!!! EVERYONE!!!!!!
Like duhhh ..sigh since everybody already knows ill tell you my history with him . We met each other on an online dating site called club penguin along with gandhiji who asked us for help for the champaran movement . Thats how we met eachother
I see u winding and grinding up on the floor
I know you see me lookin at you when you already know ....
I wanna love you !!
After committing a rape, I always carry a fire extinguisher.
No one will stop me from running if I'm carrying a fire extinguisher.
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WaazAaaaaaaaaa
Studying english . Waazzza u ?
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You're in a relationship with kothamangalam subbu, aren't you? JUST as we all expected..... WAY TO GO, maazur.... WAY. TO. GO! :@
Dammit i dint want it to go public . Thankew annon . That sob stephen spender must have told you . That guy cant keep his mouth shut and remanins wide apen just like subbu's ahem ahem
Maazur!
What's up? vishakh.PMF
Don bhai nm i just remembered we both dont have flamingos hi 5
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I. I. Love you like a love song. Baby!
But i hate love songs . Too boring they are
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do you know what it is?
Ohhh hell yea nigga black and yellow black and yellow
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Badan pe sitare lapete hue...
O jaane tammana kidher jaa rahi ho..
Jarra pas* aayo to chein aa jaya Kaushik
Un-f***ing-believable
Lil Wayne's the president
f*** em, f*** em, f*** em
Even if they celibate
I know the game is crazy
It's more crazy than it's ever been
I'm married to that crazy Bit**
Call me Kevin Federline
It's obvious that he'll be Cash Money till the death of him
The ground shall break when theybury him, bury him
I know one day they got to bury him
Better lock my casket tight baby so I don't let the devil in
People, it's just me and my guitar
Yeah Bit** I'm heavy metalling
You can get the f***ing Led Zeppelin
Niggas is Bit**es, Bit**es
I think they full of estrogen
And we hold court and take your life for a settlement
Yes I am the best, and no I'm ain'tpositive, I'm definite
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we'll see who will be begging and who will be relaxing
-PMF
Omg i cant believe this . My own friend became a traitor. Nahh i kid . U were of no use to us anyways you fat slag
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If you were stuck on the moon with a rabid dog:) and you only had one spoon what flavor potatoes would you marry:):D whooooop:D
I like mash potatoes soo i think that would be my best choice . Dont worry i would feed the rabied dog also the same
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Nice table cloth u were wearing the other day xD revolverrao007
The table cloth signifies the power i withhold in this community . Such power should not go unnoticed, hence due to spl req from my homies br shetty and jashanmal i had to wear it
begging you to stop doing what?
relaxing??
Begging me to ease all your pains .
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what you gonna do biiiiitch ?
I am going to sit back and watch u sufer and cry while begging me to stop
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cuzmaazisnotboss
Now u are dead . Enjoy urself with whatever free time u have . Karma is a Bit** and i know her very well
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how can you be so sure i go to rijula ma'am? i don't..
my test was good! ^_^
Yea i just figured it out after a while that rejula teach tutz is tom . What was the test on ?
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Check your qooh tonight.. I gotta study something for my chem test at 6! I'll qooh you later :) bye cutie :*
Okayyy bol hope u ace rejula teachers test . I remember how hard they used to be
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You didn't get it :(
We spoke sometime halfway through the party..if we do have that party after the exams, will you come? Can I be your Radha? Pleeeeease! I'm much softer that your chair date..and not to forget, breathtakingly beautiful :*
But i didnt talk to any girl in the party except 2 . That too just to say sorry and good bye . Yea i would my 30 bucks are still invested in those extra 750 bucs . I am not sure my mother warned me from taking annon ppl as my radha lol . Also even if u were i would just sit and talk or look around like a dumas* so u wouldnt find me intresting
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No, maaz..It's not any of your friends.. Well, I AM a friend.. But I'm sure I won't come to your mind.. And where's the answer to my previous question cutie? :*
Ahh if u say soo . Which qn ?
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what do you exactly mean by homo friends??
Hahha now i am fully convinced its u ppl only. U know how gay u ppl are
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why not? you think you're not worthy of being liked by a girl?
No it just dosnt fit the puzzle how suddenly i start getting these msgs even though i dont talk to any girl and i bet not many even know me. And also considering the fact the type of homo friends that i have
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How much do you wanna bet the person asking you all the 'flirty questions' is a girl :D
Not even a penny lol
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Considering BITS Dubai? :p
no freking way . No colleges here thats for sure
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nope..i can't remember what shirt you wore :P but i can tell you one thing..we did speak a little that day...and i was wearing a saree :P
towards the end yea ?
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Nope..I was the one who asked you all questions from the one if you knew you were a dumb cutie till I wished you goodnight.. Well, that wasn't really a question... :P
How are you today baby? :*
Yea and my first guess was u told me my shirt looks good day before ...i am good just like any other day
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welcome :) just wanted to let you know though you obviously don't give a shi*
oh nono u are mistaken .. There is a saying that you should keep ur friends close but keep ur enemies closer as they are the ones who point out ur weaknesses soo yea i do give a shi*
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you disgust me, man
honestly feel like puking at your bloody attitude
ahh finally a type of qn i was looking forward to since i joined this site . Thank you for that
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Okay maaz.. I'm going to bed now.. Goodnight cutie :*
I'll ask you more questions tomorrow! :)
wohkaaay gn sd tc
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What? :P
like am i replying to you since last 2 qns . But okay u were the one who said my shirt looked good ?
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Can you guess who I am?
is this post going to be ur consecutive answer?
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Yes.. He did look pretty handsome.. And you're totally right.. You were the best.. Followed by shamshad and satish..
So what plans for the future maazur?
hahaha i was joking . Just to rule over the world and be the only drugs producer in the world nothing complex at all
Wish you danced with me at the party... You or shamshad actually..
if u had asked shammy he would . Though his specialty lies in strip dancing
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Who was your convocation Radha?
the chair . A very silent ,obedient and soft thing
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Who was the hottest guy at the party according to you?
my boyfraaand satish is always the hottest . Right after me ofcourse im jk
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Are you gay? Please say no :/
hahaha if it makes you happy then no
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You're such a dumb cutie you know that?!
ahaha thanks for letting me know
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What One Thing Would You Regret Not Doing This Year?
ahhh hmmmm i dont really have any regrets i usually forget about them the next day
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you're so beautiful, so damn beautiful ....................
drop dead beautiful drop dead yea Bit** u better