Tom Katgert
Tommy_Katterz
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What is your favorite color?
Polio.
How did you become so beautiful?
Killing virgins and drinking unicorn semen
Who created the image/logo for your band 'At World's End'? I like it
hi caulee
AWE is a good band
hi caulee
If you could be any tool what would you be?
Well apparently I'm a tool, so maybe me?
what do u think of the following movies:
ironman
21 jump street
scarface
ranbo 1,2,3,4
rocky 1,2,3
yeah thats all
good,
great,
great,
haven't seen,
haven't seen.
Do you like Tool?
I don't mind them :)
from what i can gather you enjoy a fairly extensive and intense Dic* fisting :/ sammyjcleeve
Sam I'm not even sure if you were meant to be on anon for this, but hey man.
how many times do you fist your Dic* a day?
50x on the dailz
SWAG is like cancer and YOLO is like Malaria, agree?
False.
SWAG does not resemble malignant cell growth, and YOLO does not resemble a mosquito-born blood disease.
Should SWAG and YOLO, and why/why not from you viewpoint
Goat.
Do you enjoy chocolate milk?
OATH OATH OATH OATH OATH
:) i hate niggas :)
:) i hate buffering :)
Do you have SWAG ??
Who needs SWAG when you have heterose*uality?
Do you enjoy chocolate milk?
f***ing oath.
Most attractive year 9, 10, 11, 12?
I'm bad at these.
opinion on Skyway!? ;)
.... sam.
Opinion on bullet for my valentine?
Decent band. Used to be quite great, but I don't like the direction they took with Fever.
Is something really bugging you right now?
Yes.
Inbox me and maybe I'll tell you?
What makes you happy? :I
Uhhhhhhh...
Next question please.
shi*test **** you know of?
fortunately I have not been disgraced with the presence of too many shi* people
Then we could finally keep our KFC safe.
That's always a plus.
I'd eat so much f***ing KFC.
i hope ever last ****** on the earth dies, then the planet wont have starvation , ******s , aids and most importantly ******s
... ******s
No.
f*** you, Tom. (:
f*** you and your dog.
any pop music you actually like?
noooooope
punk and metal all the way man
toughts on fleur durrant, tegan burns amd kayla blythe ?
they're all se*y and awesome?
i am utterly offended by your response to my 1D question
#:----------( sammyjcleeve
now you know how i felt when i got the question ;)
what do you think about modern pop music matey?
its shi*, but thats pop music for you
i bet you don't even love one direction as much as me!
#ilove1D
#HotHarryishot
Please die.
How often do you wank?
Erryday!
i think adalia rose is a slu*
she needs to keep it in her tiny old person baby pants
i couldn't have asked for a more clever and justified response. thank you. sammyjcleeve
you're welcome, sweet prince.
how often do you slay? because it should be erryday.
cheeky little rhyme. sammyjcleeve
I don't slay erryday, it cuts into my hustling time. :'(
who do you find attractive out of your friendship group?
uhmmmmm pretty much everyone really.
you all know who you are :3
Why do you have such a mas*ive p****?
You know what they say. Big man, big ****.
Would you rather lick out a camels v*****, or take a spiked pole in your an**?
Definitely the camel.
Camelz r hawt
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
... it's not a tumor!
most underated guy/gal in terms of hotness?
That's easy, gotta be me.
LOL JKS seriously I don't know, that's a weird question.
You are the gayest ****
ahaha ok buddy
Thoughts on Jasmine Carroll, Laura Ritzert and Tegan Burns?
Top girls :)
you are the best to chat to! :)
why thank you kindly :)
Quick question, umm...
What is joop?
Where does it come from?
What are its intentions?
Where is Joop?!
i like your personality :) you seem like a good and honest guy :)
awhhh, thank you :)
what do you think of ruby
she's cute
you're a saucy boy
I'll be honest, I don't quite understand what that means
3 hottest girl-friendz ?
hehe no
May i ask why?
Why am I pleased?
Can you guess now?
Teh Jimz?
Do you like watercolours?
I call this one, Old Gregg.
PLUMBS!
oooOOOOOOOOOOooooo
What is your opinion of capture the crown? Personally i think they are very talented musicians who are quite unique!
Die.
Do you think molly coughlin is attractive?
She's really pretty k
I JUST WANT A HUG!
I'll kill you, vile demon.
but wolverines claws would destroy your insides, you are dead either way hah
You just said it, I'm dead either way.
Stupid f***ing question.
Would you rather be an*** fisted by the hulk, or wolverine with his claws out???
Wolverine, cause the scars would heal. I wouldn't want to be floppy for the rest of my life.
Well who else asks completly f***ing random questions, knows the wood joke ;P, plays skyrim, loves a good cake, and is a top bloke?? Did that narrow it down slightly?
No, those are all pretty broad things.
Okay, serious question Captain Planet or Power Ranges?
Neither, cause both of them were 1/5th useless.
DALE NO POWERTOOLS!
... I'm just brushing my teeth
I hope you apprieciate all my questions, its cutting a big hole out of my busy schedule of furious mas*********, skyrim and dangerous ammounts of cake. Thank me at school big boy ;)
WHO THE f*** ARE YOU
Well ill answer the questions for ya mutt.
1. I dont eat almonds, so i have no f***ing clue what brands there are.
2. Doggeh all da way bru.
3. FOLDA LYF 2!!
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!!?!
YEP
WANNA DO KARATE IN THE GARAGE?!
Fav brand of almonds?!
Fav se*ual position?!
Folder or scruncher?!
n/a
n/a
FOLDER LYF
HEY POOP, GUESS WHO
OH I DUNNO, MAYBE POOP
Then it wouldnt be anon bru.
Trollolol.
Anyways, fav brand of sock?
Tru fax.
Gotta be Quiksilver
da fuq is that?
I dunno
I'm not used to people with proper grammar wanting to caress my face.
Care to come out of hiding?
Not even close mang.
Recke?
Guess again se*y
Cleevey?
I want to caress your beautiful face.
I'd be excited to get an affectionate ask like this if I didn't have the sneaking suspicion that you're a man.
Probably Boonie.
Best blokes?
Kelton Hardingham.
That is all.
HI ELYSHA
CONGRATS YOU'RE THE FIRST NON ANON TO SEND ME SOMETHING
Sorry if the dating thing was weird I get bored some times.. sorry
Seems like a bit of strange thing to say out of boredom
Who are you dating currently
My right hand
what are you getting on your year 12 jacket?
Either Tee Katz or Skunk. Can't decide.
We should date even though I'm to young and we never talk any more
...alright?
Describe yourself in 3 words?
I am me.
^3 words
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