77
Replies
Do you consider yoself to be handsome?
Unfortunately ya, i am handsome. Atleast thats wat i tell myslf
Zed, seeing as tho u ve many Bemba speaking fans on your FB page, would you assist me on finding out something.. Do u by any chance know any name of an animal in Bemba that starts with the letter B, and also that starts with the letter R?
took of this long to say, such an animal does not exist
pls gat a problm,nid sum help frm da zed family,who cn i inbox?
www.facebook.com/lisalols
Do u believe in superstition?
no, hm, dont think i do. Thats just too complex for me, am an easy goer
Thank you for explaining me what ZED means... Thanx!
anytime:)
Thank you from answering that stupid question of mine. Of course i read the info box. But what does the ZED abbreviation mean exctly, if anything? Wish you all the best i love your jokes! Anonymous from europe:-)
Anonymous from europe, ZED means zambia, its not an acronym. Give me a shout out on the wall we chat
Thñk à hév å çrush øn ú
Then lets make it official:)
What or who is it ZED? I am sorry to ask this stupid question but I like this facebook site and I am from europe so I do not understand... thank you----
If you had taken time to read the page INFO you would have known. Its base is all about laughter, humour and jokes. Stay glued
send my ur 4ne number @ 0968351257
Ok. Texting you as i reply to this:)
Wud u date a lady with kids?
Do you have kids? lol
Are u a dependant or wen did u cease 2 be 1?
I got my independence long time ago!!! Kudala, january?
Describe a gud kiss
I spell a good kiss with a big letter t, o, n, g, u and e.
How does it feel 2 tel strangers about yoself? Or do u tel the truth?
It feels odd, thats why i dont tell.
Ar u fun IRL?
I bet i am, if you are sad around me then you probably from southern Egypt.
I hev a crush on ya:-
Do you mean like your plane falling on me? Ouch! lol, kidding. Well. . . .
Cn u hlp m ryt? poemz
Anytime, i hope its not pano but ka? lol, its easier than you think
Who z yo most regular fan on yo page?
Hm, i have names not a name so be specific whether male or female:)
I lyk u
:):):):):):):) you are making me go bananas lol. Am sure its cool, normal kaili i also like people
How many kids do u intend 2 ve?
Haha, wow i think enough to take over the entire national team + subs:)
u write poetry???omg dts great...well i am curious abt hu z bhnd dz whle zed lols.....1stly hw old re u???
I do write poetry yes but not like major. The guy behind it is. . . .
who is ross lol??as in hu z the guy bhnd dz whle thng??
Ross is an admin on the page, the guy behind it all is still on the run but police are still searching.
How are you?
Am good though my internet isn't thats why couldn't reply early
Wat do u use wen shaving?
Hair remover, am alergic to blades
if dnt knw wat shwashwashwa means, ask doc manda and dazo on sataday morning radio 4 ok!
Ohki dokie, will do that. Should be tuned in
wats yr fav kinda music?
Country music
why didnt u put a pic on yr profile?
Didn't think it would make a difference between having 1 and not.
am i wrng to hav a crush on u?
Huh!, let me see. No, it happens. Even to me
would u accept a gal who asks u out?
Well, i have done it before.
do you have a nem?
Yep i do
wat do u do wen u aint on facebook?
Hmm, watch tele and write poetry
do u knw wat shwashwashwa mean?
No, tell
wat do u undstnd by the term pwahalistic?
Laughter.
kodi muli ndi shawty atate? ericsmith
Inde, ndiyeko nifuma lomba so.
Wat do u ve in common with Eric Malambo?
Hmmm, we love the page, we love the net, we type fast, we. . .
Wud u go 4 a lady with beauty or brains?
I would go for the hardest to get.
Unamwapo mutototo?
Awe, nimasebenza che mushe without! lol, mvubwe
*clears throt* how are you? Uliko? Ungaone they kadad u ka. . . .
You mean, kukudad me? lol
Do u think yo vote was wasted?
Neh it wasn't, i think it did its job
Wen did u n Ross become friends?
Hmmm, back in the days, when the page just opened.
If i asked to meet u in person, wud u meet me?
If your intentions weren't to kill or rape me, yes. If i have time paminwe
Wat type of beer do u drink?
The type without alcohol in it. Thats my type of beer
Who did u vote for?
I votd fo chwelelele
Ever cheated on yo partner?
Ya, i evn ululad myslf.
Whoz yo female favourite on yo fan page?
Wdnt do dat 2thoz i wudnt mention at ya, ther z bt strictly profesional biz.
How many kids do u ve?
No kids. Atlist that i knw of
Which footbal team do u support?
In the english league ts Arsenal and in bemba league its zesco utd
Whose yo best friend?
My dfnation ov bff is sam1 hu btrayd m bt stil rmaind frnds. Stats wit a T
of all your folowaz, who do u think is lykd by the otherz?
Hmm, i dont think i know. Maybe its you
y do u mostly drim byt eric malambo.. *exual feelinz 4him?
Huh, huh? ! Hahahahahahahahah! No, hm, hm, i have papatad for you ala
Ever dated on fb?
Fb dating, yeah. Even got married, had kids futi:)
Are u in lusaka?
Yes i am.
Ve u had oral *ex b4?
Oral *ex, oral, oral oral. Hmmm, yes. Speaking on phone is orall:) hahah
Ever used *ex pills?
Yes, for fun. Took some and went to church
Are u Ross?
No, this is Admin ZED lols.
Are you married?
I am married, not.
Wud u go on a blind date?
Any time
If sum1 wants u 2 donate spam 4 insemination, wud u do it?
Awe
Hv u bin slapd by a gel b4?
Hahahah, let me see. Hmmm, yes i have but it was for ma loving.
Is Oscar yo real name?
No, no, no am not oscar! Wrong suspect
Wen last were u in a fight and with who?
Ah, i thnk it was last year though i dont remember his name. He moved my chair just when i was about to sitt and i gave him 3 unanswered slaps! Yes
Who is james Ross admin?
Eh eh, james Ross admin? Thats him weh, Admin james Ross. I know that hand writting
Him even. M P lol
MP? Mental patient? Hahahah
Yes an M suspect but am not telling not to worry ha ha ha.
Heheh, wrong haunch pal. Wonder who that person is. . . Hmmm, what made you think i could have been him/her?
Wen last did u cry and wat made u cry?
True story, last time i cried was about 4-5years ago. I remember like it was yesterday, i had alot at heart. Was praying
If your name starts with letter M, it only means God loves U. Are u one of those?
Hahahahah, i think am on the wrong list mwe. It doesnt start with a/an hem. Hmmm, you have a suspect teh?
Who wil win this yearz presidential election?
I think ni draw game apa they will be mu state house bonse fye. Hey, gave me an idea
What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
Fyonse fishinka
Describe yourself in 3 words?
Only(1) three(2) words(3)?
Do you masterbet....
Sana
Whats your real identity?
If it was that easy i wouldn't have been ZED, i would just say am RB or hech hech. But it will be out soon
hav u eva made out wit a guy?
Hell no! Huh, iwe
Zed wil we eva see wat u reali luk like?cz am anxious 2 c ur face.
You can always see what you ask for. Yeah, soon
Who z mo handsum rupiah o sata?
I thought hansome was related to beauty? Ba mambala babi! Both of them together at once
wen last did u hav *ex?
An hour ago?
Who are you dating currently
Dora siliya
VIEW MORE