eric malambo
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how many times do you fb in a day? #truthfully
depends with how much interesting it is that day. See?
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if today was stealing day, what would you still from your best friend?
nothing!!!!!!! Haha its to ask if i like something weh
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What makes you a good guy?
Well, you gotta stick with me so you notice for yourself
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How did it take you grab the pipe?
Which pipe are we talking about here. I don't understand ya
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How do you like your lady?
Just the way she is. Her nature
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Do you ever wonder why women have big b*ms?
Haha no! I think i know the reason lol
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I miss you bad when you are gone?
Oh really? I will be taking you with me
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the gal u uploaded on fb, she really yr gal?
nop. why do you ask>>?
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DUD3 YOU 4R3 HO7! !
uh am i?????????
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eric, wat m3ks u 7h1nk u wouldn7 h4v 4 ch4nc3 wi7h stelz?
mmmmmmmmmmmm cz things are just like that weh
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the new year is here. . .wat do u wana do?
well just continue from 2011 i guess. hopfully good stuff ahead
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do u think women are owez ryt? Say most of the time.
impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! women are not always right. it depends with the issue anyway
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wen was the last tym u sang a song?
secs ago
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mising you a lot
i know ...................hahahahah
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wat complexion do u lyk pa ma gelo btwn lyt and dark?
yellow mu mendo banana
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can u accept a gal taking u on a date and pays 4 evrythng?
oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where she at???????????????
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ok man u drive me crazy!
dont worry am getting a driving license very soon
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do u knw how to swim?
how many times will i saY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
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can women 4 pregnant?
not all of them, but thats their *ex roll
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whts 4 xmas?
arrgh no planz, nothng. Being home i guess
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do u knw dat stelz dnt lyk u nomore, she got another catch
oh really?
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am geting married. . . .
congrats
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vitumbuwa olo ma burns?
vitumbuwa
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i want to pay 4 u at zed gig. . . .
you want to pay 4 me at zed gig. . . .
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wat wud u do with a milion?
nothng
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my future husband
may i knw my future wifey. . .
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how long before u finaly come home?
idk
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why z stelz attractd to u lyk no man's busines?
hahaha is she? Wel u askn the wrng person weh, lol
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hahaha why do u like stelz?
mmmm lol she's my online friend weh ah ah kikiki
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am jealous of u and stelz
hahahahaha jealous is vry bad, it wil kil u
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do yhu knw dat only gurls ask u questions here?
hahaha i dnt think so
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i heard abt yr mum. My condolences
thanx
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if i told u tha am preg with yr baby, what wud u do?
take responsibility
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what is an organel?
a structure bound or found within a cell. Such structures as mitochondria, endoplasmic reticulum, ribosomes on rough ER. etc
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favourite car?
never gev it thot. Wats the name of that car with 4 tyres?
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why do u lyk blue? It hardly misses your body?
haha some questions. Wel i jst like it
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black, white or colourd lady?
dont matter. Who do i meet first?
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what makes u a good person?
hehehehe i dnt remember saying am good. Hahahahaha
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What do u hate in women u would date?
if she the quiet-shy type and also . . . . . .if all her sentences begin with 'i'
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Why am i alway checking your profile?
lol i have no idea. . .oh u do?
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i hear u like candy, is that true?
candy? Me? Wel, if u mean the old pop song 'candy' by Cameo, YES. Sweets. . . . . . . . .arrrrgh let me check my reciepts
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what would you like for your birthday?
take me to a 5 star hotel.
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are you addicted to older?
seriously i dont knw wat u talkn about.
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you dont notice me, what kind of a guy are u?
the kinda guy who doesnt notice u i guess. Am i ryt?
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stelz olo Quonstance?
mmmmm imwe! Ah!
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Describe stelz in 3 words.
St. El zee. Hahahaha ok seriously, FUNNY, FRIENDLY, FASCINATING
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What is the worst disease u have suffered from?
mmm nothing more than malaria and it was 9 years ago! Thank God
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would you go out with stelz?
hahahahaha
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3 top things that really mek u smile
1. Jokes online
2. Muscles on my face that do the action
3. Some of my 'friends'
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your parents got a child who's neither your bro nor sis. Who that child?
me
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whats the best advice you could give a person?
depends with the situation at hand
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whats one thung u must have in your own lyf?
life itself !
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We playn strangers ai, gues niku chita renew contract yama lavin ZED_lols
Hahaaha that's a funny one my man lol. Ok but both o'ya know the person you chating with tefyo?
Lol it appears things are better so renew that contract.
Tell you what, I had actually seen the notification at 1pm when you posted but immediately after that I lost internet connection ayi. Elo yayamba che a few minutes ago
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Boi wz chatn wit sam1 hu jus txtd m nd i tld ha dt i wz bit confuzd cz samthng hpnd kpt tokn tokn, ony 2fnd ts ha:) ZED_lols
You see! Told you she might not had talktime on her line. Am sure she used a different one ya? Cz if she had used hers then you'd recognise it.
So how did it go?
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Hey, love is a dumb thng. Wen i mes up, i curve on my own without her effort and surprisingly, wen i dont talk about staf sh curves on her own. Evn aft days. Now, shud i wait for the curve or i just bend her? ZED_lols
Ok I really don't understand the 'curving' or 'bending' but if I may give it a shot, does it mean 'realising your mistake' or something like that? If it does then just be a lil patient cz she may 'curve' quite soon but if that doesn't happen then go ahead and 'bend' her
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Ok positive thinking, maybe no airtime my guy ai? ZED_lols
Possibly!!!!!! So iwe just try to relax. Too bad the money is not there, you would have given it to the fortunate few lol
Just call as soon as you feel that you can converse and comprehend each other. Be as gentle as you can mmh then truth and openess will flow from her.
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Awe, right nw am in no state of talkn jus textd ati bushe z ds hw ts gon b? No respons. ZED_lols
I understand you may not wanna talk right now but I see you've already made efforts to communicate......good job alredy man. Now the fact that she didn't reply means its either something is up seriously or she aint got airtime, well which one is it?
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Boyi nili na vuto pangono. Wat wud u do ka, eg uli pa gate nabantu den yo gal passes na guy, no hi, no wave, just luks at u wit a "10-0" face 2ice elo d guy aoneka alinaka comand monga ali nama shares. ZED_lols
Mmm boyi on that one.......let's see. She might just wanna give you some time with your boys but that doesn't mean she can't wave or smile at you. Ine I'd think something is wrong somewhere coz surely you just can't by-pass your lover in such a way. Elo futi like you say the other guy may have ma shares but I'd rather you don't rush into thinking that way. So call her up and get the reasons directly from her then weigh how much truth is there and keep conversation going. DON'T MAKE UP YOUR OWN ANSWERS talk to her first.
So, in short I would COMMUNICATE.
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Hey, i have no problem with answering how i came up with it but am just scared of the pervs, not that i cant answer them but i wouldnt lav 2. Dats d old m, ndine wa boza gues il mek it:) ZED_lols
Hahahaha pa boza peve siningakane lol
Ok ndiwe che chikali man thumbs up no kalijo
I just like how you adapt to the environment to suit all your 4000+ fans! Kaya che but it amazes me big time
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Iwe na sata hm hm, am workn on my acc mailo wn am on it panzankala max privacy:) ZED_lols
Manje nishi how fun will it be? Atleast pipo should access it kaili so that they make tuma quetions kaili. Ine my first one will be "how did you come up with such crazy page and what level of normality is in you?" Hahahahaha so start maiking the answer. Tell us or leave us kikikikiki
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*ex or food?
food, u cnt do without it. Nw that other thing . . . . .
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would freak out if u saw a naked gal on the street?
mmmm you. I gues i would. Naked so. . .naked. . .ah ! Maweh!
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do eat bananas?
as long as u dnt luk at my face. . .pwahahahaha
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do u knw angela howad? Whr she stay?
i do. Rotadum. Who askn?
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anythng or samthng?
samthng. Cz am sure i'd knw wat it is
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Boi, you didn't tell me kaili what you noticed bout the page. You said it had changed, am as curiouse as a *****, ***** cat:) ZED_lols
hahahaha lol curiosity killd the cat ka. . . .dnt even argue to say 'it was a WEAK CAT' lol. Mmmm that was months ago, i cnt even rememba! !
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if my boyfriend was cheatng on me and u're good friends with both of us. Can u tel me?
mmm ths situation sounds real. Wel, i'd 1stly a man to man talk with yr bf. So that he tels me if he really dnt want ya. If he likes u nt, then i'd advis him to tel u. Nt me teling u.
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ok, like seriously. Are u stil single?
ok, like seriously. Yes.
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your thumb?
u jst kumbwa it, sha!
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do u blv in lav at 1st sight or do i hav 2 walk by again?
what movie is that? Hahaha
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do u love kids?
very mch. . ! ! As long as they dnt pis on me. . . .
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ask me anythng!
who the hell are u?
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HITCH is your favourite movie. . .why?
i jst love it! ! It helps shape a gentleman with game
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ever loved someone u cnt be with?
and thats why it never workd out
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am 21, can u date me?
if u'r female. Bt stil i wudnt do it blindly i 1stly nid 2 like 'thngs' abt u
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do you u'r b8r off a guy or gal?
a guy that i\'v owez been. Being a gal s*cks, dnt u knw that?
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do u listen to hiphop?
wats the big deal? . . . . .if u mean gorilla noise, I DNT. . .
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am dieing eric
oooh anonymous, thats sad. . . .wen? I may attend yr funeral
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do u smile a lot?
if thr z samthng to mek me smile in that 'a lot' then yeah
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hav u evr felt jelas of ya frnd?
oh plz, thr aint a bit of reward in it.
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would you marry a white lady?
mmm it kamz with a its own things hey. Yes and no
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did u hav a crush at hy sch?
mmmm not really, i was the nerdy typ!
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daz bng lykd fil gud?
obviously it does
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wud yhu lyk 2b hapy wth sam1?
who wouldnt?
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how many kids do you want to have?
lol i'll think abt that mch later
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do u value fmale fwendz mo?
i value o my pals the same. Except that it also dependz with their behaviour