Zoe Kellman
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What do you think about the popular girls at Scopus?
I have no idea who you would consider to be popular? I thought that was like a primary school thing?
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Hey girl, how you doing?
Heya lovely, I'm doing just fine with a book in one hand, a tea and a well deserved night in :3
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i drove past you today near caulfield racecourse, i considered yelling out the window at you
Who are you? You so should have!
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That works too mate.....LOL.
but that's sooo many people :p
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When you die you should haunt everyone that pissed you off!
maybe i'll come back like tate and kill them all :')
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Also p.s insult my Greek friend again and although I do not hit girls, I'm sure I can find somebody who will for a reasonable price
A lottle
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I'd highly recomend pulling yours out of the gutter before judging hers. Sincerely, guy with some actual common sense.
You
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I'd just like to say if you're that much of a low life that you need to come onto a qoohme page to insult Zoe it's really not her life you should be worried about.
Love
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Dear girls of scopus, or rather girl claiming to represent girls of scopus, it's come to my attention that you seem to be annoyed at Zoe.
I
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Your so dumb your whole page has just been ruined in the last two years and it all started with that stupid maccas group and your stupid Greek friend.
Sencierly - All the girls from Scopus
You're* Ross says he's sad he ruined my page
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Can you guess who this is?? I'll give you a hint,NIBLETS!!!!
YONNNI!
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Do you think you and James are gonna get married n have kids n whatnot?
I hope so
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GUESS WHAT ****ERS. IM BACK.
TIME TO SHUT UP THE HATERS.
ZOE IS MINE. GET IT?
M-I-N-E
YOU **** WITH HER AND YOU **** WITH ME.
I DON'T LIKE GETTING ****ED WITH.
FIGHT ME IRL.
<3
Oh hey there cutie
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Sweety were all here for you. Forever and always. On behalf of your unofficial family
God I'm lucky to have you guys
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Hey anon if you're cool enough to say that while hiding behind a ****ing computer screen come take it up with Zoe's friends.
This is from Ross take it up with with me ****
I wuv chu silly <3
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Boo never listen to mean people like that c*** s*cker you and james and amazing together and you are awesome there is a reason people are friends with you xx
<3
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Do you get double penetrated?
What's that?
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You manipulated James into being a bad person just like yourself. If you really care about him you will let him go so he can be the good person he used to be.
I think James is a pretty good person now tbh
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Lol what's gonna happen when you and your boyfriend break up?
Only time will tell my friend
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Who are you talking to right now?
Tempo and James Collins
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What do you plan to do next year?
February I'm going to New Zealand with my boy :) and then I'm hoping to get into midwifery/nursing at Monash
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Who are your four best male friends?
Probably David, James, mike (who I never get to see) and Simon :)
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you've got to have a three way, pick one girl you're friends with for a MFF and one guy you're friends with for if it was a MMF
Alright don't judge me. Tali for female because we're practically lesbian for eachother anyway ;) ummmmmm probably mike, only because he can have his 'fun' with James (nothing new) and I can you know...watch? This is weird. OMG.
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happy birfdayyyy oink oink tali_97
That still makes me pish myself. I laugh every time
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you are my hot best friend <3 tali_97
You're hotter
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jokes i love you loser tali_97
I love you cutie
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omg ur suchha ***** wtffff
naht even gona put it on an0n cuz ay hayte yew and im a rebel
eh hoe tali_97
You feking bully
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hi fgt tali_97
That's a derogatory word
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You're a freak. Not a circus freak (although I'm pretty sure you could crush watermelons with you're boo*s). No you're the good kind of freak.
That made me giggle. Do you think I could make a courier out of crushing watermelons?
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What's most important to you?
My friends and James are my escape from reality, they're so freakin important to me
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You gonna keep being frivolous?
When you look up frivolous in the dictionary it says 'Simon brownsea'. I'm never paticularly frivolous
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I wish you'd tell me why leora.pitt
Ok
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We used to be best buddies, but now were not leora.pitt
.
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HANG IN THERE JOAN leora.pitt
I get da point
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I've started to talk to pictures on the wall leora.pitt
Hush
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I think some company is overdue leora.pitt
K
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Or ride a bike around the halls leora.pitt
Go home. You're drunk
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Do you wanna build a snowman? leora.pitt
I'm giggling
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You're beautiful
Thanks cutie :3
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You've probably s*cked more guys off than you've kissed lel
Nah
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Your awesome!
You're*...thanks my dear :p
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How many people have you got with?
Honestly really not that many. Besides I haven't really been single for over a year.
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Name your 10 closest friends
No particular order: tal, ash, Liv, Tara, Tay, Sheridan, Michael, David, dani and simon. First 10 that came to mind :p
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you're a c-u-n-t. I did it like that in hope that you can actually see it on qoohme because f-u-c-k you that's why.
Righto
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Alright, I'm done with my rant.
You made me very happy <3
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As for the you s*ck at giving head thing. can't back you up on that one missy, but I'm gonna say who ever it is can just take Chibi's word for it and **** off. <3
Hahaha ok I might have some idea <3 I love you a lottle, this made me ridiculously happy
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you're an amazing friend Zoe, and you've been there for me through some pretty rough times. Far from hard to love, you are one of my closest friends even though I haven't seen you in a while.
Now I really want to know who you are :p
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This is kinda long so I'm gonna have to do it in a few messages sorry but i just wanted to say sick of a few people who wrote sh*t things about you on here. Those people are downright cun*s who should go fu*k themselves hard.
This genuinely put the biggest smile on my face, and completley lightened up my day
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EXCUSE ME MISSY WHEN HAVE YOU EVER BOUGHT ME DINNER?
You buy me dinner ;)
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P.S mother*****. TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT. THEY ARE NOT THERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE. LEARN THIS QUICK AND YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT HAVE TO USE YOUR HAND TO GET OFF.
Also like I don't pride myself on my ability to s*ck a guy off. I buy them dinner first
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OH **** ***** YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT. YOUR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION IS NO REASON TO START **** SO I SUGGEST YOU SHUT THE **** UP KTHANKS.
I think you might have angered him
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Trust me... I speak from experience
Well then this can only be a small number of people.
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You s*ck at giving head
Not what my boyfriend said
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Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of *****
That's just impractical! I was a mere few kg when I came out, I'm a fair few more now
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You're hard to love, go jump in a bucket of ice water
I may be hard to love my dear but I'm far from impossible to love. As for the bucket, I don't think I could really fit in a bucket or 'jump' in a bucket.
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Have you rooted your bf?
Probably
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How many people have you slept with?
Nunya
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That's right you don't have what it takes
Hahahahahaha
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Then let's go ***** where do you want it
Hahaahahahaha
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If you want to know who I am ask James
Hey grace
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Your new boyfriend cheated on you
...with who might I ask?
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It's a jungle out there! DU DU DU DO DOOOOO
Rightttt
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He cares enough to send you snapchats of him and his gf so he probs would write something ;)
Haha I deleted him off snapchat. Beaut girlfriend but I didn't need to see her face
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Hahahha just read this s hit , jarrad is a f uck wit who didnt deserve you, he probs wrote that s hit
I don't think he cares enough to write **** hahah but probably one of his mates
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He also vomited on us lelelelel
& farted on us
& burped on us
& salivated on us
#immaturelyfe
OMG hahahahahaha ew.
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Zoe is beautiful and wonderful
Deserves the best, yes we have fought yes we have b itched but hey what is a sistership without that stuff! Love ya gal pal x0x0
My beautiful best friend <3 no matter what- through thick and thin
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Jarrad was a piece of absolute s hit who not only dogged this wonderful lady who has 2 fkn brain cells. Girl you're better off without that f uckwit xoxoxo
Hahaha f uck oath baby g
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I'm sorry but if Jarrad was a good boyfriend that means that I have a ****.... F Uck no
You know who this is gal ;)
X0x0
I'm in love with my perfectly imperfect loser of a boyfriend. Jarrad is my past and was a total **** to me. Lalala how I love you
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Does jarrad have a girlfriend?
Last time I checked pretty sure
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Jarrad was the best thing to happen to you now thank god you broke up with him cause his better off without you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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Pretty sure Zoe is the best ***** out thank you very much :* Dani_mac
My main girl <3
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Name me
You've done enough ****ing damage. What are you trying to achieve? What do you want from me?
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Which one?
You're being an idiot
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Who do you think I am?
Someone I've recently had a fight with
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YOU ARE A LOVELY PERSON AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENT IS A LOSER.
ARE YOU THAT BORED WITH YOUR LIFE THAT YOU TRY TO START **** OVER A ****ING WEBSITE? ****ING COWARD.
<3
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Fine... Who am I?
You really want to do this over qooh.me. Honestly...that's immature
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You are actually a terrible person to the people you supposedly care about
Lol because I know exactly who you are and all I have to say is leave me alone love
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I HEAR YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A REALLY AWESOME GUY AND THAT HE'S A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER THAN YOUR EX.
This is true Thank you boyfriend for being awesome
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You hurt people too
Probably. I guess I don't mean to. In what inference tho?
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You believe the wrong people and make mistakes so thanks
Does it matter?
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You moved on quickly after your ex
He moved on hella quickly after me...less than 24hours if I'm not mistaken
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Or C: 420 bllaaiiiiiizzzzzzeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Well that's awkward...
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Would you
A: lllleeeetttsssss blaze
Or B: jjjjjjjjjust blaiiizeee!!!!!
C, stop posting my qooh.me and get a life :p
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The biggest mistake you made in your life?
Trusting certain people
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Are you on the bus tomoz HAHAHAHAHAH WTF
......he probably got bored :p
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People you miss?
DANIELLE DANIELLE DANIELLE DANIELLE DANIELLE DANIELLE...and like Michael, David, Sheridan, Tay.
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No matter what you do i'll still care about you
What do I do?
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Are you on the bus tomoz? xx QueenBae1234
Yes...
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**** monkey Lauren_Carroll
My favourite boo*s. Wait what I mean person ;)
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1V1 ME OUTSIDE TOBY'S HOUSE BRO
hahahahahahahhaahaha i'm too cooked for this ****
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COOKIE IS A REALLY ****ING CUTE THING AND YOU ARE CUTE AND YOU MAKE ME HAPPY
you're my really fuc king cute thing <3 come here?
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I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOUR FACE
...you have a nice face
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SPAMMING YOUR ****
... you almost seem to be amusing yourself