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bananas1

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The biggest mistake you made in your life?

I started peeling b2 heheheheheho

bananas1 replied 3807 days ago 1

Who was your childhood best friend?

Bananas 2

bananas1 replied 3815 days ago 1

Last time you cried?

When greyhound racing was banned in New Zealand. :(

bananas1 replied 3820 days ago 1

I will destroy you and that other ffgoty banana UnethicalPunishmentProduction

I will lick your ear drum

bananas1 replied 3995 days ago 1

Hi, My name is Carian Funsho I across your profile today and decide to know more about you for a important issue reply me urgent once you receive this mail to: ( [email protected] ) for more details why i contact you.
Carian. carianfunsho

Omg hi! How are you!? I haven't spoken to you in ages! It's been forever man! Where have you been! Missed you loads! :( and I emailed you the other day silly! It was so sad about Dorothy. :(she was a lovely girl. It just s*cks that hippo had AIDS ay! Oh well, **** happens! :/talk soon carian! :) -bananas1

bananas1 replied 3995 days ago 1

What do you think people think of you?

I'm a pot smoking, rainbow munching, tyrannosaurus Rex dinosaur

bananas1 replied 3995 days ago 1

What happens when we die?

What B1 said :)

bananas1 replied 4036 days ago 1

I am god. I will **** you up. I wipped out the dinosaurs so I'll whip out your an**. rustyseadog

Yum b*m! I may also whip some cream for you to put on your sponge cake, you slimy catfish!

bananas1 replied 4038 days ago 1

I will!, it'll be juice the though of that exillerates me. Till I shuff booth my fangs up your but hole making it stretch to the size or the sun. rustyseadog

Learn to spell you dumb pelican! Mate, first of all you need to get your facts right! None of its gonna happen because you are way to scared of my inner dinosaur! And don't worry, my bun was already stretched to the size of 30 suns last Easter when I ahad to **** out eggs for all the rustyseadogs to eat!

bananas1 replied 4039 days ago 1

I am god.
I will rape you. And you're t-rex. Then send my humoungess **** through you're entire body, end of story. rustyseadog

Stick your Willy into my whatever you please and I will slowly but surely pluck your pubes one by one, while having a beaver bury itself in your as hole. that is revolting you sick fbjfsvjbdjlvsaegv

bananas1 replied 4039 days ago 1

OI MATE I WILL PUT SOME ****ING PRAWN JUICE IN YOUR as* TO LUBE YOU UP THEN PUT A HEN IN YOUR as* HealthyTurtle

Okay you ***** pelican! Its a date!

bananas1 replied 4039 days ago 1

Post a pic of you on gooh me so everyone can see if your *exy or not connorthecool

Dude, i'm hotter than a mouse in a blender! ;)

bananas1 replied 4039 days ago 1

I will rape you with the powers of my ancestors giving me a c.o.c.k bigger then you. I'll mush you up. And feed you to my walrus's rustyseadog

I will smush your Willy through a seive and if it is as large as you say, I'll have to cut it up With a blunt, rusty, kitchen knife. It may get a but hacked. But don't worry, it won't hurt. we'll luckily I am part walrus ay! But I think you better be the one being scared; I'll feed you to my t Rex in mating season right after shhes given birth to a hippopotamus through her nostril. You better watch out...

bananas1 replied 4042 days ago 2

I'll show you my true banana. I put you to shame babe. rustyseadog

Look, I and my counterpart, bananas2 are the only true bananas. I don't think you will, but it would be quite amusing to watch you try! Your such a hairy naked mole rat!

bananas1 replied 4042 days ago 2

I will lick you out. And the taste of stail metal will erect you invh p****. rustyseadog

Okay maybe you will taste that chicken beak and Caesar salad icecream that Santa claus shoved up there yesterday!!

bananas1 replied 4042 days ago 2
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