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What did you last dream about?
Bananas 1 was *****g black. ;)
Hahaha, I miss this!!!! (':
Haha! :((
Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
Yes of course! B1, b3 b7 b9 and b354
Who was your childhood best friend?
Bananas 1
Good. Can Severus Snape join next time too? bananas1
Yes of course he can!
You like that don't you grandpa!?
Fanks. bananas1
Ooh I love it a lot.
OMG thanks so much!!! We have to use it next time we go to the sewer! bananas1
I know it makes you more adventuress in bed. Oh we will trust me.
Did you keep your toe gum? That make me froth. bananas1
You know I kept it just for you.
Thx. You will want to ily. bananas1
Yes if you ily mine back.
OH ****!!!!!! I did too!!! :( I took it off coz we were having too much fun hehegege bananas1
That's an understatement. It was a *exi night.
I can't find my nappy. D: bananas1
You left it at my crib remember?
OMG my peel went hard! bananas1
Now mines going hard.
I need to urinate, piddle, piss, pee and wee all at the same time! HELP! bananas1
I'll be there in a quickie
Did you know Barry gave me my first e***tion? bananas1
He gave me my first one too!
I am quite gutwrenchingly okay thabks. ;) bananas1
That's a wee bit cute.
baileybearrr - profile pic bananas1
Oh lord please help me no.
'twas so sad about poor baz. :( bananas1
It truly was. :((
Goooooooodd.
How about youey?
Last time you cried?
When I lost Barry to a tsunami. :(
Which Foreign country do you dislike the most and why?
Russia! Because they killed a fellow banana!
Hi, My name is Carian Funsho I across your profile today and decide to know more about you for a important issue reply me urgent once you receive this mail to: ( [email protected] ) for more details why i contact you.
Carian. carianfunsho
I am absolutely flabbergasted by your intrusion of my private profile! All I will tell you is, I am a Banana. Your urgency must wait, for I couldn't care less and my happiness withers thin easily.
What do you think people think of you?
That I'm hawt
Wot is with you and bananas oh and do you like Lauren
Umm, I'm a Banana idiot, what do you mean what is it with me Bananas? Haha, who is this Lauren you speak of? If she is a Banana then yes, I like all Bananas!
Same! It was the greatest! So trendy! But then it quickly got replaced by Justin beiber's toenail grot and Gary abletts hair! ;) now that was something! ;) bananas1
Haha, true dat B1, true dat! ;)
Best advice you received about relationships?
I don't have relationships! I just f uc k every Banana I see! ;)
i'll roll you up into a ball and put you into my ***hole.
If you do that I will rip your **** and heart out then lick them and stick back up, you ****ty Pelican licker!
Hahaha yes I know - always save the best til last ay! They really are the icing on the cake! :) bananas1
Haha, I used to love snail snot mixed with kangaroo piss, twas really delish! ;)
What happens when we die?
We party all day and all night with other Bananas!!!!
You echo my thoughts exactly! Have you ever eaten rottin humans livers mixed with melted icecream and dried pig t***ies? :o bananas1
YES!! It taste so bloody good, I always save the dried pig t***ies till last! ;)
Your bananas 2 you silly crow! ;) bananas1
Haha, that's what I meant you Camel licker ;)
Yes it is quite unique but the flavour is undescribable! yes, with a hint if Rosemary! It is quite fragrant too, sort of like a mixture of roses, cow poo and elephant vomit! ;) bananas1
I would pay an exorbitant amount for it! Yes you're right, the cow dung would be overpowering the rest of the elements without the rosemary!
who is dis?
Im Banana 1 or B2 for short.
Oh that sounds absolutely amazing!! Wow I can just imagine!! have you ever experienced eating slug tentacles (or whatever their eyes are on are called)? Because I would actually flush my snail slime down the toilet for a bowl full of them!! ;) bananas1
No i haven't unfortunately, I heard it taste flies, camels and human poo all together!!! ;) I would flush mine down the toilet as well!! :)
I'll rupture your an**. rustyseadog
Square go like, ya little wank stain!
Slug vomit!?!?!?!?! You lucky little squawking cat!!! Damn I am so jealous! :( unfortunately, I have never actually had that beautiful experience before, but I have heard that it is phenomenal! ;) bananas1
It made me aroused, slug vomit is so good! Especially when it goes inside of you! ;)
Wow yes odd alright!! ;) five seconds!! You would have to be ravenous!!
Don't worry you didn't miss much! Only a gathering if the gums and the oaks as well as the lifesavers and fire brigade from down the road. Quite boring really. :/ bananas1
Ravenous is an understatement! Sounds boring, I was swimming in slug vomit that day! ;)
Oh yuck!! But what is worse is when you smell off milk mixed with Guinea pig diarrhoea and cactus spikes!! Try eating it too!! I had to do that once at by willow trees 100th birthday party. Disgusting!! ;) bananas1
Call me odd, but I think that sounds absolute delightful! I would eat that in a matter of 5 seconds! ****, I missed Willow trees birthday again! :(
Oh my!!! was it long and fluffy and green?? Or did it look like a rocket? ;) bananas1
It was long fluffy and green! ;) Smelt like cheese that's been pissed on. ;)
Damn that **** was intense!! Hahahahaha yes I remember that!! Herbert or Harry it someone was its name. And it was in mating season too! Hahahaha funny ****!! they had to remove his tail I've time coz a pelican kept eating it off!! ;) bananas1
Stupid Pelican! I remember I had to pull a worm out of his eye and eat it! Damn it was delish. ;)
My name is Banana 2 or B2 for short! Snail slime for sale at just $9.99
Oh I know, I am so excited I want to lick my belly button! :))) Hahahahaha I know!! Ahhhh well he's dead anyway! Didn't last very long, probably because the squirrel that was up his v***** pooped! twas horrid! But that's another story... ;) bananas1
I want to lick mine to! Hahaha, I knew he wouldn't last long long, with a squirrel up his V! Would have been horrible! Lucky he wasn't raped by the rhino again ;)
Exquisite! Maybe we should have a snail slime party! We could invite the amy, lulu and Morgan too!! I must say, it could be quite an fun night! Remember last time, when Elvis got raped by the echidna! Hahaha was funny as! ;) bananas1
Yay, slime party! What about Jashicanokan? It would be a fun night, wiping slime on each others bodies!! Hahhahahahahahahahahaha, poor Elvy! He was asking for help, but we were to busy laughing our butts off. Ahaha, good times. :)
Is it tasty? I would gobble it all up!! Yum yum pigs b*m! ;)
Ouchies! you should really get onto this snail slime, or I have also heard that jellyfishes testicle juice is quite good for growing long toe hair! :)
;) bananas1
It's delish ;) I have ordered some snail slime, can't wait to put it on my b*m and then get someone to lick it off ;) Then put it on their b*m, and lick it off. I know it sounds extremely delish! ;)
Ohhhhh that's unfortunate!! I have heard that gives you extraordinary amounts of an*** gas! And your faeces turn purple! :o
;) bananas1
Trust me though! That purple ****, smells and feels like melted chocolate, But your b*m feels like a maggot crawled up ya butt, it hurts! ;)
Yes it makes me aroused and acts as my moisturiser! ;) bananas1
Sounds exciting! ;)I've always wanted to do that, but I'm stuck with worm slime instead! :( ;)
i like the slime that comes out of there bottom ;) bananas1
Oh, do you like to rub it on your body as well? ;)
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