Sam Meatpie C-m
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What got you upset recently?
A lot
What life lesson did you learn today ?
Ankles are fragile things.... But my left toes are strong enough to get squashed by 7 items
When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
I dunno
Gonna have a party any time soon?
Hahaha we'll see! ?
A song you think is overated ?
What do u mean
How many doors do you have at your house?
Just me an aDOORable guy!
What is your purpose ?
To be happy :)
How do you think you are most likely to die?
Probably by death
What does success mean to you?
Ejaculation
Why are you special ???
Because it's how I am hahaha
Battery percentage on your phone?
37.... GET TO THE CHARGER
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
1 is too many hahaha
What is the most expensive thing you own ?
My dik
If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Own my dream business and live in my dream house and have friends over all the time and skate everywhere and travel the world and I'd still work in my own business and I'd give back to the community and strangers!
What would you call your autobiography?
Sam's autobiography.... Just to shock everyone!
Your song of the day?
Throne- Bring Me The Horizon
What one thing do you need to do next?
..
10/10 would party again. Cleetus
Hahahahaha lad
What is your motto?
There is no fate but what we make
Each day is a gift, that's why it's called the present
Live life in the fast lane and watch the bullsht fly past
show us ya t***
You first :*
Most intense $ex? ;) XD :P
Your girl :P
Can we burn your asss on the heater?
Sorry someone else is burning at the moment
Give your pubes a ****job
Tuesday
Can I paint your balls pink?
Maybe
do you drink jizz?
Only with my Jack Daniels bro
I dare you to give your p****s a hicky!!!
Sorry I have my ribs
Can I dye your arse hairs blue?
To remember that time u went blue from s*cking dck sure ;)
People, stop posting sht on Sam qooh.me :)
Said no one ever XD hahahahaha
Shut up hahaha
Cause your legs are spread all the time ;)
Always <3
Can I colour your pubes in? :D
Only for charity
If you sat on the statue of liberty, it would dissappear XD
Coz of my boytoy
How big are your v***** flaps?
How about you eat me!
Then you'll find out! ;)
"You f*cking nasty b*tch" - Sam
Yes
does Paige have a big willy?
None ur business ya lil' shït
Avbacgdienf**, you get it? WAIT! No you dont!!! :D hahahaha
Neither do you Hahahaha
What's your type? ;)
Paige <3
Do you enter womens v***** like you enter your man cave: at your own risk?
Yes yes yes
You're a ***** man, wanna bang?
Scale of 1-10 no
How big are you boo*s?
You first mate
Do you smash girls like you smash your cars? ;)
I drive sensibly thank you :P
Your a man-*****...wanna have $ex? ;)
Take it up with the girlfriend soz $exy XD
How many pubes do you have?
None at the moment
How big is your di ck
6 sided ;)
How often do you fap? chuchu248
3x7x29-31x365
Gingers?
FIRE IN HER UNDERWEAR
Do you have hairy balls?
I shave bby
Do you play with your ball sack?
Maybe ;)
What leangth and shape are your pubs?
Square for more alcohol!
my eyelash is longer than ur doodle
Talk to Guinness world records coz you got some big A$$ eyebrows!
What's your favorite $ex game?
Your mum!
What is your current state of mind?
I have no idea XD
What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
UNLIMITED COKE BUNDY PIES AND A UTE
Last great thing you did ?
Wrapped my girl up in my arms
Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
boo*s hahaha
But eyes and personality are straight after
What cheers you up ?
Skateboarding
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Mid way? Semi attractive with 90-100 years to live.... Hey wait haha that's me now!
Something that doesn't happen very often, I guess?
Nah it doesn't actually. At least not with serious meaning behind it. Like when I know someone means it it's quite nice
Best compliment you ever received ?
Being called hot hahaha
A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
..... There's quite a few Hahahaha
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Mucked up friendships ....
Describe your life in 3 words
Coke skating pie
Why should people love you ?
Because I'm nice hahaha :P
When did you get a new one of these? Cleetus
My old one stopped logging in
What's missing in your life ?
That 20 billion that was suppose to be in my bank account
Is your year going great ?
Yeah not bad hahaha
How do you want people to treat you ?
The same way I treat them... And if I fck up I want them to tell me
Rate yourself out of 10
Looks 8, personality 21 ;) XD
Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Party by myself, Hollywood undead
What type of people bore you ?
Virgins ;) hahaha jokes nah boring people
It got changed automatically and I can't get into my other one
What is your favorite skateboard trick?
Nose grab $ex change air....
What do you hate about yourself ?
Violent outbursts hahaha
What do you want right now ?
Alcohol..... Oh I actually have some!
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