Jaguar Stevenson
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What ever the **** cake you want
thats concerning
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Well i will give you a giant chocolate cake in the shape of a tardis, it wont be ice cream or cheese cake coz that aint cake, that just cheese and ice cream.
how the hell did you find my qoohme i haven't been on this in like precisely 110 days
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If I give you cake will you visit me soon?
Hmmmm enticing What kind of cake?
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Do u even hate anyone??
Lyk a whole 3 people I generally dislike everyone, but don't realllyy hate anyone.
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I miss you.
Asshjsdkd why do all you guys miss me like I never leave my bed just come see me ^,^
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hy are you up late
Bc yay sleeping patterns
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I miss you
Naw I probably miss you too anon
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Y r u always alone ?
Bc everyone is a mean poopie face
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So...Peter Capaldi
If his catch phrase isn't "****ity bye" I shall be so disappointed
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Buttz
Hehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhe
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Can I have your PS3 when you die please?
Hell no im taking my **** with me to the grave
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Best advice you received about relationships?
"Never be in one, ever" -my father
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Are you into romantics or......
as in romantic guys? ehh its not really a preference but my "type" is kinda all over the place so i dont really know how to answer that
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ur hawt
..thank you?
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Why do you hate everyone? Your nice to everyone??
I contradict myself far too much for anyone to keep track of. I'm horribly cynical and at the same time ridiculously optimistic, don't ask me how that works because i honestly dont know.
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I miss you
I probably miss you too.. probably..
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finn is a girl?
but noooo a boy??
dare you to date "her"
Look at all your ignorant white-person logic
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who you calling cute **** im too manly for cute cuz
suuurreee
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what is the first 7 things to the left of you?
pizza box, watercolours, jumping jacks, candles, my dragon statue, my jar of buttons and like a hundred books .-.
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what colour is your bra?
it's made of magic fairy dust that has a colour you cant even imagine if you tried
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cutest guys at caulfield ?
obviously finn but also donny but also no one
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You said you can only draw when you see the thing you want to draw.
But had nude drawings in your sketchbook.
magic of tumblr p*rn
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What would you leave in your will for the person you care about the most?
like half a sandwich
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last boyfriend
Only had one, Alec
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Someone you used to be close with
Jess
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Who do you like? Just say
Howww abouutt no
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You'd look better if you wore make up
I don't have enough caring, money, or energy to be bothered with make up
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Why won't you name guys
I'm not going to rank guys on their looks, I actually try and be a nice person not a judgmental prick
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any regrets
Only everything ever
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no in general?
Too many in general, but person i miss the most is probably shaggy
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who do you miss
From Caulfield? Nick and jack
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You are hot for donny
I'm just not gunna list five guys man
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Wolves whistle when they see you in tight jeans.
But what if they can't whistle? What ever will happen then?
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5 most attractive guy in caulfield? be serious
Well I'm gunna have to say Donny And then Donny again And then Donny three more times
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Tight Jeans
Double D's
Making me go *wolf whistle*
Why is the wolf whistle even called a wolf whistle? Do wolves whistle? Jag asking the real questions
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Would you go out with anyone at the moment
Eh just inbox me I'm not gunna whinge on qooh me
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U have no friends lol
Ah but if I only have one friend who laughs at all my jokes, I can say that 100% of my friends laugh at my jokes
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Buttz...that is all
hehehehe butts
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boo* boo*
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Dev Nick devjmason
god dammit
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I agree
with the terms and conditions? I knew it.
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the way you ramble on it so cute
asdfghjkseriouslyidontknowwhattodonowjkdhgahf
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youre so fkn perfect omg i just cant
how even
im actually really bad at replying to compliments but i feel douchey if i just keep saying thank you but im not just automatic-responsing i really mean it thank you ^,^
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You are fabulous.
*flips hair* hehe but thank you ^,^
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lol what show
Hippies
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what yo doinggg
watching a show about jesus and a hippy horse, dont judge me
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can't be that complicated
well you can ask me off anon and ill probably be more then willing to explain but its an extremely boring story..
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depend on what things?
lots and lots of things, too complicated to go on about in qoohme
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Is it possible to escape the friendzone ?Give a reason for your answer
Neveerr, unless you're Ron because Kim got on that shi*
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hand job for $50?
You wish jellyfish
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Are you looking to date?
Would depend on thinggss
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So....Peter Capaldi
I knooww!!! Ill miss Matt but I'm kinda okay with Peter, I'm hoping he's gunna be a sarcastic ***hole hehe
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wtf you just msg'd me a bunch of shi* off anon you dumbass
ohmygod im so sorry i left my account on my friends computer and safjkahskjfhsdk im sorry everyone ignore everryytthhiinnngggg D:
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we should f***
i keep trying to think of witty replys to these things but im seriously running out
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this isn't dev
god dammit it santa i told you to stop pretending to be dev
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hey...gonna sound weird, but are you single?
yup i am
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I'm stalking you lol
God dammit it justin
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One thing that the world does not know about you?
I'm disableeeddddd
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I saw a hunting shop in clayton, they have rifles and crossbows and stuff like that, just saying... Squex_Ziz16
I'm disabled
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OMG! i got the same question would I take a bullet for a friend and my friend's got 2 WTF!
Haha its an automated question by the site, thats why its in a red box in your inbox n stuff (:
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Your gorg 💛💙💜💚
-Jess Hubbard
Awwww thank you, you're beautiful Jessie :')
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:( - <3+:) - <\3 - :?=NO - :( NOW- :-&+X-( - everytime I see you - :-} + %*@:-I
My face got all scrunchy reading this D: I'm so confused
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Ok, so Kmart are closed right now, I checked online but they are outa stock.
Hmmm have you tried Target?
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I've asked you out like 5 times...
Awww afjhdsaghfddh I'm sorry I'm not really relationship-material right now
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Why do you keep rejecting me? <\3
..not sure what this is in reference to
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Do you know where someone can buy a gun?
Have you tried Kmart?
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Hahaha lol that's so true
Yayy agreement :D
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Look over there!>>>>
While you were distracted I took your food. ;)
:O HOW DARE YOU Glad I have my spare nachos for emergencies
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Why would people from Caulfield lie lol?
Somehow I don't believe that every single student has done every single drug ever, had all of their relatives die, and have 953579 children. Seriously.
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Keep mocking, regret is a finger pull away.
Yup
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but that's when you're the most cuddly!!!
but winter = cold Math Confused Things and reasons
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I go to Caulfield and I'm off my f***ing meds.
Dun dun duuunn
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How are you always warn and cuddly? :33
Aw haha I'm not in winter ^,^
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Not joking, I will bring a gun. :I
You go to Caulfield... That's enough reassurance for my conscious.
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Who do you like?
Guess.
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my baby guuuuuuuuuuuuurl:*
-Katja G. here
Awwww haii katja :D
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Imma bring a gun to school and point it at Finn.
Calling your bluff.
:O how'd you know I was talking bout Finn? I thought our friendship was so secretive
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Would you take a bullet for a friend even if it kills you?
Yes.
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I heard you fainted the other day r u okay?
Aw thank you for asking, yea I'm fine (:
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lol yes your will be preserved in a museum for the rest of your life! you look so ugly! *_*
Oh god you're still going? You realise how much time you've spent stalking, reading and replying to me that I really can't take any of you're insults seriously..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh0JJ1sGru8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
You.
See this could be an insult or a compliment depending on your music taste
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Most attractive feature in guys?
freckles freckles freckles frecklesfreckles frecklesfreckles frecklesfreckles frecklesfrecklesfrecklef recklescvfrkeclkesklclkreslklsere
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What your future bf would call you? Or like describe you as? (Ideally)
Broken unstable loser, I mean I'm not gunna date a liar or someone that doesn't know me (y)
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lol everyone around is in a relationship n ur still single lolol
because i didn't know this already (Y)
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Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye Joe?
Rednex, yayy i got a reference release the confetti
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You didn't get the Monty Python reference?
You're dead to me. :(
I'm not good with references, remembering isnt my strong point
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Yum cake can i eat you out?
No I'm a special preserved cake in a museum.
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You're not a piece of cake, you're a very naughty boy.
I-I.. what
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Lol that wasn't me, but I would TOTALY say that Squex_Ziz16
yet you always seem to conveniently pop up everytime i suspect you -.- hmm interestiinngg
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I am the angel of death Demons are beneath me! So who are YOU?
I'm a piece of cake.
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What makes you think I'm a person?
I could be a daemon that's been installed with artificial emotions and also must sleep soon.
hehe daemon
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You think it's Justin?
Try reading it in a non-Justin voice cos, not Justin.
Weird person that isn't Justin, hmmm Do I get a hint?
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Oooh oooh, uhhh, I forgot my question So Happy Birthday.
This is so Justin
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Do you believe in ghosts?
completely
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i think youre amazing dont listen to that stupid human
awww thank you :D hehe you call humans humans, thats what i do hehe
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You're so awesome, let's have a foursome!
Hehe, gets me everytime.
hehehehe it rhymes
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I wish you liked me
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You're so f*cking weird where's the joke I still don't get it antisocial it's in your head Bahahaha
If these are the only kinds of people that dislike me on here, I think I'm definitely doing something right. Google sentence structure man..
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OMG! that's the first smartest thing that has ever come out from you! there is hope for you yet all you need now is a smart sense of humour and you're set :p
...i do believe that it was *you* who didn't get the joke, not me? Okay just leave now, youre really not even contributing anything at the moment. Just- just go..
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Nope if there's a joke somewhere yes I missed it because no one would use you on the World Wide Web... I don't think anyone really gets your jokes ha? *_*
I.. I really don't what you're trying to accomplish here anymore.. Maybe if you dislike me so much stop spending all you're time anonymously messaging me, ESPECIALLY if you're not gunna get my jokes i mean cmon