Ian Chakhaza
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Write something that you would want to be written on your Memorial Stone when you pass on? jthembakako
He lived for the next man.
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Jackie Price? Is this the name of the lady you are dating?
Quite obvious, no?
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Coz u gave me an opportunity to.. Anywayz, it oz just part of the game, no biggie..
Jackie Price
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One last time, am not who you think i am and i dont have answers to the questions am asking. So, u gonna answer ma question on who you are seeing or what?
If you're interest is genuine why do you have to be anonymous about it?
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Haha! You are so wrong! Its someone you cant even begin to imagine.. Anyway, i thought i read 'ask Ian Chakhaza anything..'.?
Yes it's ask Ian Chakhaza anything but certainly not ask Ian Chakhaza questions you already know answers to.
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Guess i havent been around.. So who u going out with?
I know who you are & you know who I'm seeing. The question is why are you still asking me? Test is it?
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Still going out with Khumbi?
absolutely not! where have you been?
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who do you consider the best rapper in malawi?
Lomwe! Trappa is my best young talent though :)
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Are you a fan of Malawian hip-hop?
Sort of...
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What are your views on global warming?
none
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Last words i will have you name or name ...:-)
Like i said..you are relentless! lol
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Will just have to find out myself then !
Those that know me, know!
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Dont you think the chick will be upset that you cant mention her name when asked who you are dating ?
For not mentioning her to you? No she won't!
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Just tell me then , am sure whoever she is : is mad at you for keeping her a secret dont you think ?
I'm not keeping anything a secret, I'm simply not telling you!
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Rumour has it the girlfriends name is Thandie ? True or false
You're relentless! False! False! False!
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You should care ! Dnt know about you but i would care ..to have someone know so much about me while i know nothing or who they a
correction: you know nothing about me
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Do you know who this is ?
Should I know & care?
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If you have nothing to hide : why not ?
Well if I have something to hide, then go to the girlfriend I'm supposedly cheating on
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What should have kenny done different yday?
A midfield of five, Bellamy & Downing on either flank for pace & width, I'd have risked Flanagan a natural RB than Skrtel
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So who are you in a relationship with ? Name please
Why would I want to disclose such intimate details of my personal life to someone asking me questions anonymously?
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So your single ?
I didn't say that; I just implied that you know nothing about me :)
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What do you think about *ex before Marriage, Is it a Sin or not? jthembakako
God says it's a sin; I tend to agree with God on all issues albeit I may at times do the contrary! Lol
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Does your girlfriend know your cheating on her ?
Now which girlfriend could I possibly be chaeting on?
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Ready for the Liverpool match???
naturally...
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cool. Better luck 4 me next time i gues! Wink.......
really? you need luck?
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maybe because they like u? :)
Lol.be themselves then...I detest pretence or effort to impress
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oh really? Wat would a gal hav 2 do 2 attract ur attention then?
Why would any girl want to draw my attention to start with? :)
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Do you have any weird habits or peculiarities?
I probably do but then again would I divulge such delicate information?
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Nde who in the celebrity female world does 4 u?
that's just the point; nobody
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Beyonce or adriana lima?lol..if u do not kno who adriana lima z gøogle her..lol
neither...
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wat wud a gal hav 2 do 2 impres u?
I don't need impressing really :)
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If you were to be stranded on an island, whose thee one person you would rather be with ?
m'lady
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What are your views on unprotected *ex ? And how many times have you had unprotected *ex ?
Sorry to say my views on such are mine
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Kodi madoru tilipo angati pa dziko lino, mention three? Lol. Wen should we expect ur next track?
Madoru pali INE, a LIKALAMU ndi a MKORONGO! Madoru atatu basi!
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Can you be depended on you think?
I should think so :)
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Would you say you understand women?
I was raised & grew up with women...so I'd say to a certain degree yes
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What's the best ever book you've read?
The Prometheus Deception
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please check and give me the feedback..lol
Y is it so important to u? Lol
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like good at love making?
i'd have to check with those who have been on the receiving end
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are you *exually active?
explain *exually active
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ndiwe wamatama?
if someone thinks so it's just a misconception...i have no reason to be
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What are your views on forgiveness?
it ought to be exercised unconditionally...sadly that is not always the case
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Morning Ian. Kinda missed you here..so how old are you?
missed me?? wow! :) 27
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do you know who this is?
Ofcourse I don't! Lol
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who is ur best hommy?
nobody.
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Who do you think is the worst president that Venezuela have ever had? x)
aaaah that's easy! CHAVEZ!
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Do you think you have any bad qualities? If so what are they?
both my parents pointed out that I tend to withdraw when angered instead of confronting an issue; withdrawal builds anger which in turn makes forgiveness very difficult; an issue that could have easily been resolved suddenly becomes an unhealthy situation
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Do you know that i would recognise your style of writing anywhere? el.miguel
I knew you'd picked up on some of the gruelling questions as mine the last couple of days! Lol
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I like you :) watchusay?
glad to know I'm a likable human being :)
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R u a flirt?
I don't recall ever being called that so I suppose I'm not! :)
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The question was asking your opinion on the matter..not wether you are religious or not...taliwelengenso bobo
The fact that I'm not religious invalidates the whole essence of your question because your questions seeks my opinion on a religious matter.
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Coming back to your point about religion and superstition,your answer actually means you believe religion and go together?
no! It means I believe spirituality & superstition do not go together! I have no religion
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Do you believe witchcraft exists?
Yes I do
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What's your favourite day of the week?
I'd have to say Saturday after lunch! Lol that's the only time I'm not working
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Do you think being religious and being superstitious go together?
i'm neither! i consider myself spiritual rather religious; and spirituality has no room for superstition
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do you miss any of ur ex's?
none! at all...
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Do u think its possible for man to be faithful to his woman in this time and age?
cheating is a decision, so is staying faithful
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wat do u luk 4 in a woman?
Honesty
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do you consider yourself handsome,,cute..ugly or what?
Ha ha ha! I never think like that actually so you tell me! Lol
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What's the most frequently used word in your vocabulary?
I've never paused to take note; unfortunately #fb
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Lord Volderment voice " refuse you say? Perhaps whats ur ultimate motivation,
Ultimate motivation for what? :)
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if u really do...??as in catch me on the real?thn would do anythng for u.
i know who you are...believe! this is not our first time talking
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Any woman who aint yours. Lol
depends largely on who you are of course! lol
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What would be your line of break up apart frm the main reason of breaking up? Lol am so enjoyng ths
"You want to see a magic trick? Boom! You're single"! lol i borrowed that btw #fb
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If you find a woman like me in particular in ur bed naked would you trip?
But the a woman like who? lol
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Are you aggresive?
Aggressive in what sense?
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O_o u do?how?give a clue.lol
typing...language...mode of questioning...usage of lol next to the last word of a sentence! i pick up on such things so yeah! uncovered! lol
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what do you thnk of galz that indulge in alcoholic beverages personally. GraceyWaceyM
i don't a problem with that unless certain boundaries are crossed
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has anyone ever told u that u seem to be a gentleman?eh koma am enjoyn ths..if it accidently shows who i am.am screwed.lol
well thank you! i already know who you are so relax :)
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Wat do u lyk most in gals physically that z...!
Ha ha ha! pass!
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Do you have any pet peeves? If you do, what are they?
I'd have to say cats! lol #fb
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Why do u think is the purpose of ur existence here on earth?
to make a difference in lives less fortunate than my own before my number is called & it's lights out #fb
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What would make you stop being someone's friend?
lack of loyalty #fb
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What do you think about Tay Grin?
consummate businessman; undeniable success story across the board; excellent performer; Lomwe the talented rapper #fb
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All your friends, as a whole.
I think of them as family
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which do you like most? the twitter one/s
I do not interact with specific girls on twitter
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do you like the girls you link on twitter,,the ones you have never met?
they're all good people if they're following me on twitter
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How would you describe your friends?
Which friend? #fb
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What's your favourite song right now?
Bunch of the Thyme...an Irish Folk Song! lol
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so who r u dating?
why are you so interested in who i'm dating
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What's your favourite thing to do in your free time?
reading #fb
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i wsh i could tel u but am scared of publicity.dang.cool?
fair enough! case closed! Lol
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So whats your gf name again?
I don't recall giving any girlfriend names! Lol
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just simply why are you?
Because I think
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y dd u quit airtel zambia?
I've never worked for Airtel Zambia
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dare me to???! gosh IAN i really lyk u.have any idea?
Loool. Haven't a clue
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Do you have a favourite kind of animal?
I dislike animals...but if you put a gun to my head I'd have to say Jackal :)
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wat wud do if i told u i really lyk u n dclosed maself to u alone?
I'd dare you to! Lol
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Do u easily fall in love?
I question the whole notion of love to start with...sadly
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If you could travel to one place in the world, where would it be and why?
Anfield, England! Need I say more? #fb
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Would you say your adventurous?
Surprisingly even to myself at times...I am :)
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What do you like most about your job and what do you dislike most?
the direction it's taking me; dislike my boss' temperament
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Who do you consider the most talented young rapper on the Malawian scene?
Trappa
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What's your view on wife battering? would do it?
Unethical! I wouldn't! But some "well-informed" folk will tell you otherwise!
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Hav u eva had a 1 nyt stand?
Now why would you want to know that you freak? Lol
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Can you honestly just tell me your gf's name?
I have many friends who are girls. Which one?
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What was it?
nothing specific...there's been several occasions :)
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Ever regretted not taking a chance on something?
I have actually :)