Kayla McPherson
kaylajadeee
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Respect the t i tties please hahaha
Up most respect
mad t***ies
Yeah I know, thanks tho.
I'd really like it if you just flopped out your boo*s and put them in my face
You do know what you see in p*rn doesn't happen irl right?
The return of the squashed cashew
Scusi
Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
Hell yeah can I take my mum
Are you single and ready to mingle?
YES. YES I AM.
What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
Basically any language class (apart from English obviously), if you want to learn another language than that should be up to you.
You're beautiful and I love that you do whatever you can to make someone else happy.
But sometimes put yourself first..
I like doing things for other people though, just not so much when it's not appreciated.
Best friend? Or closest girl/boy friend
#chlohos
Y u delete the pics from last night on insta? Sah sed
Got bored with them, pretty much in the same way I'm getting bored with you :-)
Tickle my salty cashews
I'll tongue punch ya fart box
You are a big weenie with a 5 head
I probably hate your head, so we're even??????
#australiasaysno
#weareindependantblackwomen
#teamchloe
#teamchloeandkayla
It's your conscience
Aw cute as
Ashy punch **** Alec in de b*m holey
Who the fk even is this?
Durrie queen
Love me a durrie.
Upload that on instA
Alrighty then :-)
Your face is a nice shape hun xx
It looks like a squahed cashew
That took a bit of a dark turn there didn't it?
Take off the eyebrow pencil and then see what they actually look like... They're like a metre apart and thin as hell.. You have cancer of the eyebrows? LOL
How is this even an issue? Yeah, I draw my eyebrows because my natural eyebrows make me feel self conscious, plenty of girls draw their eyebrows on for the exact same reason. I repeat, get a fkn life, ur stoopid.
Your eyebrows are **** you dumb c u n t
They look like over drawn pieces of dog c.r.a.p
Your personality is dog c.r.a.p :-) I also find it really sad that you had nothing else better to do than to write something so petty on someone's Qooh.me account, get a fkn life? Lmao.
Why don't you speak to your dad
No ones business, ha.
lol he's a pathetic ****. Let's hope he breaks bail and goes behind those bars hey! ;) less drama for the lot of us. Sad you're still proud to call him your twin.
Everyone makes mistakes and I guess yours was continuing to exist :-)
I am still proud to call him my twin and I always will be, because no matter what happens I'll always have his back :-)
you have a nice looking face and you are a nice person bless you dear
Aw you're so lovely x
Okay punchdawg keep telling yourself that, tell the truth for once.. All you do is ***** about kayla lol
She's told me all about her *****ing about me when her and I have gone through stages of not talking and whatnot, her and I have gotten passed all the bull**** and if you don't mind we don't need c u n t s like you causing s h i t :-)
Nice tit pick
Scuse mi? Haha
To whomever has said that I (_sataybeef) hates Kayla. That is absolute bull s h i t, yes I have my own life, as does Kayla... But we're both in each other's no matter what. Stop making up bull s h i t and grow the f u c k up. Twat.
I love you babyyyy
Go upload another irrelevant pic on insta and write like a 1 page long caption winging about how hard your life is. Seriously people obviously aren't going to take you seriously when u whine everyda, you over dramatic s-lut
Unfollow me then? What I do and do not post is completely up to me? Haha.
Your twin just seems like a complete and utter wank.
He treats everyone like **** and has no respect for friends nor family. I don't understand why you forgave him and your mum let him come back
He's fab and your poop lol bye xx
Go draw ur ****tyyyy eyebrows on some morenyou fkn homo
Love u 2
Satay beef hates you, she has her own life now... Stop trying to force yourself on others because u have no one
If she hates me so much she has had plenty of opportunities to tell me so. But for your information I don't force myself onto anyone, so it was lovely chatting to you but pls fk off.
What is it like to have a twin?
Fabbbbbb :)
Thoughts on ella s?
She's lovely :)
U act like u and your brother are close haha use didn't even talk for ages lol use must be 'real close'
We both had our reasons as to why we didn't talk for so long, but we're actually mature enough to get passed all the bull**** and have made a promise to each other to never let anything, especially that petty, get between us again. Plus now that he's moved back home we've had the chance to get back to being close like we used to be, if not closer. So lol @ u?
It's behind your ear smartass
Oh ha, ty ty.
Want someone to be cute? Well you are cute ;)
Oh babe.
Sick neck tat bruh
I don't have a neck tatt, bruh.
Why do ALL your pictures have half your face in them? You look fkn stupid
Because I can :-)
Most sookiest c.u.n.t I've ever met... No wonder you have no friends you attention seeking *****
You're just one big ball of sunshine and rainbows yourself aren't you? :)
Fav girl friends
I've got no friends :) so idk what you're talking about :)
What turns you off ?
Immaturity
Team chloe
Team Chloe for life.
herd your s*cking of Thomas that's ****ed
1) it's heard*, and 2) that's incorrect information, so now you look silly :)
What is your ringtone?
Idk just some simple phone ring.
We built this city on? Dr.Acula
Rock and roooollllllllll.
The most unreliable person you know ?
I don't really know.
Can I please slide my thick white **** between your t***?
Yeah look, no.
Never I want you to just cuddle me
Just inbox me omfg. Pls.
U know who I am I just get nervous
Just inbox me.
You are the most beautiful girl I wish ud notic me id give u the world
Tell me who you are and I'd then notice you.
Thoughts and honest opinion on Lukey harlen
He can be nice when he wants to be, but doesn't know how to be faithful whatsoever and hes really cocky.
Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
Mummma :*
yer but i was asleep and its probss still alive inside of me, pre ****ed actually! :/ Dr.Acula
You're so silly.
have u ever ate a bug? U so have.........gross..... Dr.Acula
I probably have tbh.
Ever had your heart broken? If so by who?
Yes, but naming names would be mean. Ha.
Wanna go on dinner date soon pls Krystallll
How does Tuesday sound baby?
I would like you boo*s in my face please
Lol, no.
You lovely human you, hai derr
Awh. Helllllo :3
laaaaaame
xo sweet t***
Matt. Srsly. Pls. Be nice.
What time do you sleep?
Between 2-5am.
You are nothing special.
But I'd still have you for sure. :)
That's cute, I think, haha.
his loss
you seem like a good person
Aw. Well, thanks.
his a ****wit for letting you go then
Not really, I'm nothing speshhhhh ha.
what happened to your relationship? :c
I honestly don't know. I got broken up with when I thought everything was perfect, when I guess it wasn't.
Why are you in pain?
I have an ear ache (possible ear infection) ew.
Tsk tsk tsk! U should! :p
Just tell me, or inbox me. because I have no idea who this is. Ive lost a lot of friendships, ha.
Haha u know who this is don't u? Haha :p
I actually don't?
I miss our amazing friendship, ya know relying on each other and all that jazz :(
Why did our friendship end? Like what happened?
Llaaaammmeeeeee
Matt, pls :(
How big are your t***
Toes? Idk ay.
I mas******* to your t***
That's inappropriate.
How tall are you
How much do you weigh
How old are you
Planning. Ty.
5.3"
What girl wants to answer that question?
18.
And planning what?
How tight r u?
Tighter than your dads diick hole.
That seems easy enough, I'm sure I could take you out and what not. We should get on to it
It's pretty hard when I don't know who you are.
That would cost a fortune.
Not easy.
Hahahaha! Touché.
So if I take you out to dinner buy you a big as stuffed animal and I get to take you to be and see your boo*s?
I just might have to do that!
That just makes me sound easy, you may have to work harder than that!
Reckon you'd want a relationship any time soon?
Nope, not anytime soon.
How would I romance the **** out of you.
I answered that before.
What's your definition of romance?
Take me out for dinner, buy me a giant stuffed animal, y'know, all that movie stuff.
Who inspires you?
My grandparents :) they may have passed away but they will forever be my inspiration.
So what would it take for a guy to get you into bed with them and to see those nice boo*s of yours?
Romance the fk out of me.
What happened to your friend Ash being preggas?
It was fake.
I wna fk u sah bad
You gon' take dat? You gon' take dat diiiiiiick?
You are pathetic excuse of a human.
I'd take offense but that was very poorly worded, so pls move along.
Who do you like at this point of time?
No oneeeee.
Snapchat name?
kaylajadeee
What underwear you wearing
None bc currently showering YOU FKN PERVE.
You are so cute
Nah u xox
What happened to you and Ashleigh?
She just changed and found new and better people to replace me with I guesssss :)
What do you s*ck at?
Keeping friends and relationships.
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