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Hey your pretty, would you spit or swallow ? AustraliaAwesome
Neither, you're fcking nasty. ****.
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You do :( Nobody asks me questions.. Maybe a few if I post on facebook but D: quimmorra
true x) i don't get questions unless i ask for them. nicely. xD
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How do you have people still asking you questions? I want questions too wahh. quimmorra
haha I don't XD
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what is it that makes you so interested in asian culture?
i don't know, what is it that makes you so interested in whatever you like ?
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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Any suggestions?
Hm, try 1300 655 506.
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Do you have tumblr? If so what is it?
Yes. You don\'t get to know, too many people from fb and school follow me already and it s*cks because i can\'t say what I like without someone being like \'OMG AT YOUR POST SDHFGJCFGHXDRASDCFTUV\'. It\'s annoying.
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lick a clit?
that's not a proper question
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would you lose your virginity to a girl
...i thought i answered this one already
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WHY YOU SO CUTE FOR?!!?!?!?!?!!
Well, I climbed the mountain of pain and walked through the sea of needles... No swimming, you have to walk in the sea. And then I swam through the clouds of fury and gave my soul to the unicorn king. And in return, I got a bus ticket back home and a self-replenishing jar of cute dust for my own personal use.
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f*** lilith and samael
well, that's the general idea. I wonder if Samael's good in bed...
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would you ever s*ck a Dic*?
Would you?
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I love you.
<3
Aw, anon, you're sweet.
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how how do you pronounce your name?
alpha kenny body.
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who's lilith and samael
Lilith was made of mud by God, equal to Adam. When they learned of se*ual intercourse, Adam wanted to be on top but Lilith being the strong independent black woman she was didn't take that shi* and said that she was equal and him being on top is a sign of dominance over her. Adam got angry and Lilith stormed off out of the Garden of Eden, to the Red Sea. God told her to come back or he'd throw her in and sent three angels, one of which was Samael. Samael lusted over Lilith and killed the other two angels. He spared her life in exchange for her rejection of God and acceptance of him, and they lived happily ever after and Lilith gave birth to 1000 devil spawn a day. Now she looks for the descendants of Adam because she still has a grudge against him.
Marvellous, ain't it?
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who do u like
Lilith and Samael.
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what if I'm a pretty female, will you partake in it?
Nope, don't do blind dates.
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... i love vanessa though ;_; it was a compliment
i hate vanessa hudgens, ergo not a compliment :\ but each to their own
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um awkward you do talk about girls
not by name. i think i'd know what we talk about. are you Tini? no, you're not, you're a silly anon who likes to make as*umptions.
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Has your mother ever caught you Fingering yourself?
LOLno. Silly anon.
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you look like vanessa hudgens ;o
omg get out
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I am a female, would you consider setting up a blind date with me? Oo
I'll set one up for you but I won't partake in it.
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tini told me about the girl you are seeing
awkward because we haven't talked about girls. you're a bad liar.
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Do you have feelings for anyone?
I know who this is, instead of posting indirect as*umptions you really should speak to me about it instead. Also, you can ask me this question while you're doing so.
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Have you ever played with your Pu**y?
....you're an idiot.
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do you like guys or girls more?
It's about equal.
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what's your religion?
You're bothering me. I've answered this question 3 times already, the fourth time you ask, it's not going to change. f*** off.
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I thought you were doing chem and methods?
Next year.
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Kirk or Picard?
Zapp Brannigan.
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what are you doing right now
exercising watching nightmare on elm street. ^_^
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I didn't see you, sorry. I have enough people worried about me anyway. I'm in a few of your clas*es though.
I only have two clas*es now - English and Music - so yeah, that's probably why. Facebook me.
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LaVeyan Satanist so do you believe in satan
You might want to do your research before asking questions.
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Star Wars, or Star Trek?
Star Trek :3
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so what religon are you?
LaVeyan Satanist, stop asking.
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I hate how rude some people are to you...! I think you are such a sweet girl, who deserves more than you get! :)
Thank you :)
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you dont know who this is do you?
I think that's the whole point of anon ?
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You are beautiful and I miss ocean grove!!!
I do too ! D: I don't think I'm going this year but. x)
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I swear people are dumb and rude haha and really stalkish....but i know where you live so thats pretty stalkish :)
Yeah, it is.
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You're a slu*, f*** off, no-one likes you.
AND THE HATE BEGINS YAAAAAY
(thanks for being the 100th question ^^)
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That would defeat the purpose of the anon
Exactly.
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Baaabe I love you so so so much.
Love Wifey xoxox
Haha hi tabi <3
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You know me and I self harm a lot. You won't expect me to though. But trust me, you're not alone in the depression boat. Especially at CSHS.
I know, thank you. Come find me today, I'm only there until recess so yeah. I'd like to know who you are
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so I kinda think that you are one of the most beautiful people I know and I really really miss you. D:
Unfortunately our time for being friends has past.
Hope you're going well
Who are you?
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Well I guess people grow up. I'm going to miss the old you :'c
People change, deal with it.
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Come on, you can come up with something better than "cool?"
Well I don't exactly care about your views on homose*uality so yeah that's the best I can come up with.
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Probably because you thought i was only focused on se* and se* only. Not true. I wouldn't hve se* with someone because I could. I'd want to get to know them first.
Cool?
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I was only talking about se*, nothing to do with personality and stuff. Talking about that, i don\'t know if i\'d like to go out with another dude or not se* aside. Still definitely interested in women, just not sure about dudes :/
I don't know why, but the way you said that pissed me off.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3RQvEUayzQ
...Why was I linked this :\
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Do you turn 18 next year or this year?
January, so next year.
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What has happened to you? I used to like you, a lot. You were so happy, all the time. You liked anime and Asians and fluffy cute stuff. Now you're into horror and gore and not nice things and you're depressed.
I've always liked horror and gore and "not nice" things, and I still like anime and Asians and fluffy cute stuff :\ I just grew up a little and realised the world wasn't all it seemed to be.
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How is that close minded? I have a preference of not wanting to experience homose*ual intercoarse. Not close minded. I don't mind gay people. I'd be friends with one. I just don't want to have gay se*, thats all.
All you're focusing on is how two people of the same se* have intercourse, and using that as grounds for why you wouldn't be attracted to the same se*, or at least that's what it seems like. I mean, i don't exactly find the way heterose*uals have se* pleasing either but that doesn't make me like the opposite se* any less, it's about love. Not se*.
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So why are you speechless?
Because that is such a close-minded thing to say, anon.
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Man your frikin' hot, too bad you only seem to like Asian guys...
Too bad calling someone hot is definitely not the way to get a girl. I don't ONLY like Asian guys, my mind/heart is not closed off to a specific race. I'm allowed to have preferences, just as someone else can prefer brunettes over blondes, or blue eyes over green.
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How can I find your tumblr then? Please tell me, I'm interested in you, and your looks.
....Why do I have creepers on my facebook :\
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I want to date you ,like actually take you out on a real date and try to make you laugh :)
Inbox me on facebook or tumblr, I might consider you.
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Also do you like anyone not Asian? You have to give every guy a go, slangy eyed or not!
I'm allowed to have preferences. Don't be racist, that doesn't slide well with me.
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Well I'm a virgin as well, respectable choice indeed, although I'm not exactly holding out for the 'one'.
You didn't tell me your tumblr :(, can't find it on your fb profile.
That's because I don't like people from fb on my tumblr. Hence, no-one on here gets it either.
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do you fall for people easy?
no
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Sounds alright to me c: not that i'd have anything gay to do with guys. How gay guys have se* doesn't appeal to me at all so i'm straight. I don't have anything against them, i just don't want to be one.
...i'm speechless. i actually don't know what to say.
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whats your tumblr?
Also more serious question, do you think you're still a virgin because of your depression? You're quite attractive, I doubt you'd have any trouble loosing it so I'm guessing you still have it by choice.
I'm a virgin by choice. I believe that it's precious and shouldn't be something that one simply throws away or loses to someone they don't love.
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Ok. So panse*ual means you don't care what gender. Bise*ual means you care that they're a guy or a girl but you're not tied to a certain one?
To be honest, the difference is kind of a grey area. In general, Bi = two, Pan = all. So panse*uals have the capacity to like trans*, genderqueer, genderfluid, androgynes etc. as well as girls and guys. In general, bi people only like guys and girls. But both revolve around different ideas as to what gender is, i think.
I'm not sure, someone correct me if I'm wrong.
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i ruv u
what is this ruv you speak of ?
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Whats the difference between bi and panase*ual? Don't yell at me for getting it wrong if it is :S going off memory here
Bi = two, Pan = all.
Since there's more than two genders... actually I'll just link you to a laci video. Saves me explaining.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5k9w6Hpi4
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you rike vajayjay?
Type like a normal human being omg
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What colour hands do you have?
Green with purple stripes.
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you duh gay?
Rephrase the question and I might answer.
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mi pneis si ercte oo0o0o0o bby
might wanna check your spelling. Spelling EVERY single word wrong isn't dolan speak, just so you know. Its phonetic.
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u r so cool, i miss seeing u haven't seen u in a while and ate kbbq wah. love u xoxox
omg
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Hey I'm from northside, d0 U r0oT?
LOL hi seru.
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Favourite movie?
The Suicide Room (sala samobojcow)
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Seeing as your not wearing pants, can i have a pic of you not wearing pants? On tumblr?
There's already one on tumblr.
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Oh yeah. You left the last year i was at nside. I remember :3 what have you been up to?
okay let's make this a rule, i'm not talking to any anon who says they're from northside.
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Yeah pretty good. When did you start going to coburg?
2010.
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So how have you been?
I've been well, how have you been?
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Wait, forgot it's anonymous :S it's Conner
I know who you are.
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I went school with you! northside
That's nice.
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Do you like pants?
No, I find them rather restricting. Hence why I'm not wearing any.
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Hey, haven't talked you you in ages, hows it going?
...I just talked to anon 5 minutes ago...
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The dom, I can reward you... Well.
Or even initials.
LOL I said I wouldn't name anyone. So no, unless they tell you themselves, no. Who are you, anyway?
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Can you give hints, I must find them.
How about tell me in Korean? Dear leader will be forever grateful.
???.
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thanks, but you didn't answer my question... I've only tried tape and socks...if only there were female doms at Coburg, they all seem to be subs.
Do you watch bondage hentai? I prefer the real thing but most real bdsm videos are of old and fat 40 year olds.
I know of one that's a dom and one that's switch. But I'm not naming, you can find out for yourself.
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Can i give YOU a hickey?
Nah
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You wouldn't like my face, being a virgin have you tried anything solo?
THe only times I have went nowhere, I also learnt never to tape my arms with gaffa, leaves quite the mark...
Just do it. That's a bit personal.
Get PTFE tape, it sticks to itself and not to skin.
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Have you checked your fb messages yet? O.o
You're starting to annoy me.
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What's your favourite coloured leaves?
purple with green spots and yellow stripes and blue leopard print.
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More of a sub.... That's a shame, anything specific you like?
Maybe I'll tell you if you show your face.
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If a monster had a name, what would it be? why?
bakemono because it's 'monster' in japanese :3 or at least i think it is, i haven't studied it in AGES
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heeeeeeeeey angel you duh se*y!
Haha is this jahsynta
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If there was one thing in the world that you really wanted, what would it be?
I wouldn't know.
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You into bondage? You'd make a good dominatrix... meeeow
I'm more of a sub
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What's your favourite temperature range?
LOL this is an awkward question...
I like my hot beverages to be within the 70-80 degree range.
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What happens if you gave birth on an aeroplane
Your baby becomes the property of whatever country you're over at the time, and godzilla will be your midwife.
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Sorry for being a caring friend (piercing person)
You're forgiven. Just for the record:
Some people feel better about themselves with plastic surgery.
I just happen to like sticking metal in my face.
It doesn't matter what you find looks nice, because in the end, if I like how I look, nothing else should matter.
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Can you give me a hickey please
LOL nah bro
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If you were to choose between a bra or underwear, and you can only wear one out, which would you choose
t*** out 4 da boiz.