Skateswitch
Skateswitch
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What's happening little boy?
Big things
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Nuts need guts!
3 hours ago what the fck
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Hey Skater, get back up on that ride!
Pissing off the TL
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Skateswitch replied 24 days ago
10 weeks now
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Goodmeornign 7 weeks ago
He's BACK!
Missed YOU! Buddy!
No confessed crushes to me so I stopped caring
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What's a sweet hot thing to do? >:) Just something fcking epic and sicktarded
What if like Bob’s Burger actually happened haha
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Hey Skater, two music-tracks for-you to google;
"v=v5qya9wnAtI" : music:New-Flesh, Current-Joys
"v=UuR1IDjcby4" : music:Kids, Current-Joys
Haha yeah
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watch?v=XECcMj4-wDg
You know these don’t work right
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Gooob morning
Goodmeornign 7 weeks ago
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Hey Skater, two music-tracks for-you to google;
"v=v5qya9wnAtI" : music:New-Flesh, Current-Joys
"v=UuR1IDjcby4" : music:Kids, Current-Joys
Oof
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sulk /sʌlk/
to-be-silent & unpleasant,
because you-are-angry or-annoyed with-others or-yourself!
Which?
I want to get off this ride
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STOP
sulk /sʌlk/
to be silent, morose, and bad-tempered out of annoyance or disappointment.
I’m pretty sure this is just circumsoldier fcking with me
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If I had seen this the morning after Saint Paddy’s I would’ve choked you
Woke with a head, pounding like a jackhammer, hey?
STOP
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Hey Skateswitch, is that Skates witch?? ;)
Equinox = equal-time day & night, & change-of-seasons, also,
International Day of Happiness – March 20. ❤2U!
Why do other people get normal questions and I get this
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March-20 Equinox, North-? Spring-starts, Winter- ends,
South-? Autumn-starts, Summer-ends & ?-Day-of-Happiness,
☺Happiness, ☮Peace, ☯Balance ❤2U!
Witch get out
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???? Love, Luck, Happiness and Health 2U!
If I had seen this the morning after Saint Paddy’s I would’ve choked you
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I was playing with my Spiderman and Green Goblin action figures once when I was young and I made Green Goblin pin Spiderman down and it gave me a boner.
I used to make my GI Joes fck.
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I check your-profile-pic, every time I log into Qooh,
and still have not been able to get you to crack a smile! ;)
U $exist
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Leave me alobe!
wikiquote?org/wiki/Greta_Garbo
Is that what you mean?
Who is this
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I'll even take a-groan, from a poorly-phrased-pun as a win-win!
It’s p cool that every message u send gets sent twice. Like a clingy gf.
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I think a Russian is trying to fck me!
Nyet, I ain't rushin' 2√U ?
But I do enjoy trying to make you laugh!
Lol
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Replace the ? Emoji with a dot. Yes!
Leave me alobe
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Are you hexing me?
No, laugh-with-me
Only hexing I do is hexadecimal-programing!
But I do like the 'Hoodoo Gurus'
youtube?com/results?search_query=Hoodoo+Gurus
Enjoy!
I think a Russian is trying to fck me
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I wanna get off this ride.
Its a joke! yes, pbs?twimg?com/media/DWHlXAoVAAAYvj4?jpg
Valentine’s Day wishes were to give you a boost!
Are you hexing me
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Are you trying to get up to your nuts in my guts?
Ha-ha, Sure, just call me 'Mr. Snickers' and I'll impregnate you guts with my sticky, creamy sweetness and nutty goodness! lol
I wanna get off this ride
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What are you sick of trying to explain to people?
Abigail Shapiro DOES NOT HAVE NUDES. ALL THOSE NUDES ARE FROM A CAM GIRL WHO WENT TO COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY
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You’re like a 'Snickers' candy-bar, half-sweet and half-nuts,
so-delicious and fun-to-eat, totally-satisfying! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Are you trying to get up to your nuts in my guts
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U all right, I hope so!
Gag me and kill me lol
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U all right, I hope so!
I’m feeling okay
Kind of in limbo these days
I’ll be ok tho thanks
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Didja cheat on ur girl?
fck off
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where can I get a pair of those $exy work boots?
Nordstrom I guess
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Old good album no one knows about (like before this century old)
Obvious Child
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Have you seen Donnie Darko?
Will u show it to me
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Have you seen Donnie Darko?
No I don’t care about it
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Which movie do you regret watching and why ?
Suicide squad was pretty disappointing
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baby peen
4” is not small please do ur research
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Two times for good measure. Sorry for the double-posts, browser-problem I think? “Patience is a virtue, Possess it if you can, Seldom found in woman, Never found in man. Is a good Quote, google it if you like;)
Was even better the second time
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Two times for good measure. Sorry for the double-posts, browser-problem I think? “Patience is a virtue, Possess it if you can, Seldom found in woman, Never found in man. Is a good Quote, google it if you like;)
Quite long actually
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17 years a virgin,
All things in time ;), did that reading help?
Patient is virtue
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17 years a virgin,
All things in time ;), did that reading help?
I haven’t had $ex
I hope it’s fun
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Yer, you're cute!
Two times for good measure
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how do I get a cool job and a mobbed up union role? I want to make **** money
It’s easier if you know someone already in.
It really depends on what you wanna do. You can get a forklift license and work grave in a warehouse for $22 an hour.
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Your greatest accomplishment?
17 years a virgin
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You going to the next pax west?
I’d love to. I’ve heard it’s one of the better conventions which is probably why it sells out so fcking quickly. It’d s*ck if I got tickets and found out none of my friends could get tix. It’d probably be easier to do a meetup with friends in a fun location.
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What's the rudest thing a guest has done at your house?
When we were on vacation in Hawaii Cate and I got into our hotel room about an hour before her family could get in and I thought I’d be able to take a nap bc I was racked from the flight but they followed us to the room so her brother could sht in our bathroom instead of the lobby bathroom. She was not having it. I wasn’t gonna say anything so I’m glad she was. I’m a VERY private person so I think once they sensed that I needed to have a god damn lie down they took off.
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If I can make myself obsessed with an internet girl and idealise her out of all proportions, then destroy/consume that idealisation, I can use that to touch the God Consciousness ?
Yeah but have you seen Swim Fan?
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Y u mad lol
Cause my ***** pops and yours don’t
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do you save your snapchats? if so please post that one of you dancing reading that menu. I can't stop thinking about it
I usually save them
I’ll post it in due time don’t worry
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I have latched on to several "internet personas" and then became nasty when they don't fill the void in my identity lol
lack of personality
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I have latched on to several "internet personas" and then became nasty when they don't fill the void in my identity lol
lack of personality
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It's big nigga season
It’s big nice guy season. Don’t be surprised if your girl tell you she leaving
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Whats your favourite movie/game
My favorite movie is Perfect Blue mmayyybe Raising Arizona. My favorite game is skate 3.
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At what length/girth would you be concerned your dck is too big?
The length should always be the same 31” approx. but the width can vary. Real big boys go 8.25”-8.5” but u can be a little baby and go 8.0” if you want. The real sad sht is 7.75” like wtf lmao tiny. My decks are usually 8.25
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johnm \
Do you take me for an idit??
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What is the worst decision you ever made?
I once smoked weed w/ friends in the side yard of my house then went through the living room where my parents were watching tv. At the time I had no idea my dad was an ex drug guy and that he could absolutely smell the drog. He came up to my room to ask me what the fck I thought I was doing
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How big
He’s 20 pounds. A real fat boy.
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What did your last relationship teach you?
mens A$$ can fit much
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want to get some coffee and skate?
It’s below 60 deg and windy today. Perfect California weather for a hot coffee and a hoodie skate sesh. Downtown lessgo.
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screenshot your Recently Played and show us
Idk if I can post pics on this thing but it’s Clay Pigeons by Michael Cera
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how do I get into the DM
It’s a DM of close friends so give me $300 and I’ll add u
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can you back tail
I can like slappy back tail stall on a red curb but my fs tail slappies are way better. I used to have front tail stalls on curbs too but idk
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Why you gotta 12 car garage and you only got 6 cars?
Who is this
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What are your thoughts on the sickest community we've culminated from all these 7 years with Brote and the gang?
-Vid
I have a lot of friends that care about so much!
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get outta here beyhey locals only
What if I told u someone said this to me when I was in Hawaii
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What is your favorite nails color?
Black. But this Red is p cool rn.
I love a good deep blue on occasion
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skatelestrios do not call your brother gay
fck u btch mom
I’m going to say the N Word in battlefield and I won’t let Gio
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Skate 2 or Skate 3?
Ok let me settle this damn debate right here and now. I’ve been playing skate three for 7 years and skate 2 for like 9 years. Skate 1 started off strong with an incredible map. No load zones. No bullsht. But the fixed filler angle camera gives you motion sickness, the vert skating is lacking and the u can’t get off your board.
Skate 2 improved upon this by adding that feature as well the ability to change the camera angle AND keeping the world map OPEN. Perfect game but where it accels in the new sht, it fails as a community game. Which is where skate 3 comes in.
Skate 3 is criticized fairly for having a smaller load zone map and I agree with that. But it did a lot of things right. The vert skating was miles ahead on hardcore mode, the challenges felt more fun, and the DLC was epic. Where skate 3 really wins however is with the community play. You could now play online with friends in lobbies, upload your created skateparks that other people could download, AND it felt good tighter to play. There was infinite replay ability with the share map system alone. That is until EA shut the servers down like 3 years ago. If I could, I would stream all the skate games for a living bc I love them dearly.
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What's one of the dumbest things you've heard someone say?
In my cultural we let everyone into the dm. Regardless of whether or not we have ever spoken to them.
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what's up big guy
Yesterday my boss was mad that I came in 17 minutes late and today he’s like “oh take 2 hours off for lunch if you need to” and it’s like.. bruh
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This will end in tears
How did u no I love joy division
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sprout lookin like a snack in those shirts
He’s a minor
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Would u rather s*ck a microp**** or a big ol hawg
If it’s on someone that’s hot it doesn’t really matter
Big one maybe
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Who did you kiss last ?
His name is Sprout
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Who was the last person to call you?
My dentist bc my shts all fcked up
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you lookin for fck or just some cuddle sht, cool either way hit my line
Yes
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What do you owe yourself?
More money
A btch needs to get paid