jese
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I hate myself ClaytonListon
Same, could just about die right about now
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Best compliment you got?
I don't get compliments ??
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What makes you think a person is decent?
Hard for me to judge seeing as I myself am not a decent person. Basically though, if you don't do dumb things I probably like you.
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If you could have personally witnessed anything, what would you want to have seen?
The Battle of Endor; I'd love to see that many Ewoks - essentially walking, breathing, living teddy-bears - defeat an entire garrison of fully armed and trained Imperial troops.
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Instagram?
sugarpopcherrypie
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This is a public announcement that Jesse is amazing ?? itsclouds
And *this* is a declaration of Claudia's supreme lady-ness. You're incredible, Claudia ❤
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Ayo wagwan big man ting?
After this week I now hate myself physically. Used to be I was just an A$$hole. Now I look like Freddy Kruger's retarded brother Zach.
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What's your biggest regret so far?
Does my birth count?
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U got ma heart u mad lad
thanks mom ❤
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You're my favorite slave ? itsclouds
I couldn't ask for a better Lady Supreme ?❤
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What instantly makes you attracted to a person?
When they're sassy, sassy = $exy
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What made you happy today? 100+
Literally nothing, I wanna die
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What makes you happy?
Infant rape
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Why do people call you God?
I had no idea that they did, but thank you for bringing this to my attention and boosting my ego
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What are you sick of trying to explain to people?
that ur mom gay
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Who is the most famous person you have met?
Clayton Liston ❤
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Why did you speak about courtney couzin in your toastmasters oral?
Courtney who?
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Battlefield 4?
Yes! Come on, we'll do Conquest on Siege of Shanghai. Stay the hell away from my C tower. pls play bf4 wif me
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What's the worst news you've ever received?
I'm poor so I'd have to kill you myself. Sorry.
Just some stuff with the human being I'm in love with. dddddddddddm me, bruuuuuh : sugarpopcherrypie
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I mean why kill ya
Oh, don't pay attention to that, that's just me overreacting to the worst news I've ever received. (But if you were to hire a contract killer, hey, I wouldn't mind, man)
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Well, my name is Patrice Bleu. Nice to meet you
-Squidward/Now you know meh
Yeah, no one asked you Patrice.
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I would ask what your real name is but I'm yeah
-SW
My real name is Jesse, but please don't tell anyone else! My mommy warned me against talking to strangers. Who art thou, SW?
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What does Oprah mean to you?
-Squidward
Oprah? Sorry, I only heard "Mrs President". Lmao jk i dont live in America lol
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Hey, it's your friendly neighbourhood Squidward here. Do you like pick up lines? If so, which is your favourite?
I love pick up lines. They're the way to any well-mannered gentleman's heart. "Hey girl/guy, did you just fart because you blew me away?"
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Urghuuurngaarhu?
-Chewbacca
Ah, yes, strong relationships with the wookies I have.
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So keep these to yourself if you will, but here's my question: Do you just change your Instagram info randomly because you want to, because you're bored or because (insert your own response here)
... or because I adopt a new personality every Tuesday? Yes, that last one.
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Makes me wanna ask random things that only you'll read and I'll never know about but sounds about right
Uuuuh... So do I answer this, or...? I mean, I guess in asking this question, I'm answering it, but... Irony and redundancy is lost on me, clearly.
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Ohh woow
It's quite fabulous, yes.
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As you grow older, What are you starting to hate more and more?
All these darn, good-for-nothing, slacker teenagers.
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Let's hope you love me back. shanny_burginS
Of course I do. I just haven't written a page-long poem for you and professed my love in the town square yet.
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Ha, well, if you could play an instrument what would it be?
-Squidward
The piano is an instrument, right? If not that, then I'd definitely choose a guitar and turn myself into a little black-haired Ed Sheeran.
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I think you're funny. Do you think you're funny?
It'd probably make me a bad person if I said yes, but yes.
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How do you take your tea?
Without milk, two and a half sugars, and a few drops of lemon juice. And when there's no lemon juice around, I replace it with milk.
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Worst mistake you ever made?
I told some people a bunch of stuff I probably shouldn't have and it hurt someone I love.
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Do you believe in aliens?
Vehemently so, old chap.
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Which movie do you regret watching and why ?
The Shawshank Redemption, but only because I can never watch it for the first time again.
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Who dis
Sh'dynasty and my good friend here, Guy Buttersnaps.
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Your greatest accomplishment?
Cutting my dck off and having it dipped in gold to display as a mantelpiece.
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What's the rudest thing a guest has done at your house?
Beat off in the fcking foyer. What kind of degenerate savage does that?
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Plans for 2018?
Somehow find a way to get the love of my life back, and just carry on carrying on.
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What is the dumbest thing you have done today?
?whERE Is yESTerDAy's QueSTIOn i fEEl so LeFt oUT plZ kiLL M3?
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I think you're pretty cool. shanny_burginS
This really helps my ego, thanks ❤
I think you're one spicy jalapeño
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Which meme needs to die?
All of them.
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Good evening (say it back)
G o o d e v e n i n g
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I love you btch. Love me back.
Love you too, Mom❤
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What turns you off in a person?
When they can't recite the prayer to the Seven Gods word for word.