The Random Pasta
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What turns u off in a girl??
Unintelligence. Arrogance. Stubbornness.
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What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
Huh. I will make do with anyone, really. But what a true "turn off" is to me will be unintelligence.
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I know who you are.
Not a question.
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Do you think you'll ever be able to find your soulmate
I don't think soulmates exist. Someone loves you and you love them back. That's all. It's just the matter of finding one best for you. Whether I will find someone or not will depend on my choices. Again, I'm no oracle. I can't just figure out what's going to happen to me in the foreseeable future.
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do you live in Mildura?
No.
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Where are you from?
From some place.
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I like your new username, but it makes me crave spaghetti. Thanks for the dinner idea, by the way. DakotaLambert
You're very welcome.
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Who is the random pasta im guessing your italian Jaysta69
No. I change usernames around once a week, for the phun.
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do u like pasta i love pasta
I do like pasta, yes.
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Do you think Australia should have gay rights?
I don't understand why people make such a big fuss about gay marriages and relationships. If those who consider themselves homo*exual want to marry each other or something, then that's for them to decide and do, not me. If those who believe that homo*exuality goes against their religion, then that's like me not allowing someone I don't know to eat their donuts because I myself am on a diet. Whether Australia should have gay rights or not is out of my scope.
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Thoughts on Kevin Rudd
Former Australian politician, has been Prime Minister of Australia twice -- from 2007 to 2010 and in 2013. I don't know him in real life. Nice glasses.
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I'm disappointed that you can't curl your tongue? :-) ekmac
Why is that so? You are being disappointed of me for something that I have no control of. Here, have some reads: http://goo.gl/Htk65 http://goo.gl/bCDkdx And a bonus: http://i.imgur.com/3GcNxQr.jpg
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I'm slightly disappointed ekmac
This is not a question. But now I am slightly curious; why are you disappointed?
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If you were a Terminator sent back in time to kill someone from this day and age who would you kill? Cleetus
I wouldn't want to kill anyone in particular. I'll probably go to Bill Gates, persuade him that I am the best assassin out there and ask him for an incredibly high pay to be his personal killer.
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Do you worship the giant Flying Spaghetti Monster?
No, I am not an FSM believer. Although the idea does amuse me. I mean no harm to actual pastafarians.
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So, can you curl your tongue? ekmac
Personally, I cannot curl my tongue.
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Who are you?
A curious fellow.
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may I ask who are you?
Yes, you may. I am a curious fellow.
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Who is this "Random Phteven"? Ask.Tianna
A curious fellow.
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What is success to you?
Right now? Sleep, goddamnit. I will be a very successful man if I can sleep.
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you are such a cutie pie i think ily
Oh, okay.
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when you ask people questions, do you go back on their qoohme's to see if they've answered it or not?
No. That's what the Home tab is for, isn't it?
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i think the ~thug life~ chose me bro moey.shakur
All I’m trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me.
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What would you say to a male trying to interject into another ones relationship?
That wouldn't be any of my concern in the first place. But if I really had to say something, I might just point out how ungentlemanly he has been from my point of view.
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did you have a happy childhood
That will depend on your definition of a happy childhood.
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what colour are your eyes
Dark brown.
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who was your first love?
I haven't had a "first love". Save those kind of romantic stuff until I am a proper man with a proper way to impress.
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country where you're currently staying
Junk food, guns, the lot. You know where I am.
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Nationality?
That would spoil my fun, sorry. I will not answer this question.
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describe what its like living in your country
/My/ country? Country of origin, country where I mostly grew up in, country where I live in or country that I currently am staying in?
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oh dear lord why haven't you been sleeping, is everything alright?
Oh, yes yes. I am currently going through lists of colleges and the sort.
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hows life so far?
Tiring. It's six in the morning and I haven't slept at all in the duration of two days.
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it was directed to you haha, you have good questions ^^ amylovele
Oh, wait, silly me. I meant I assume the /latter/. I must be very tired. Thank you.
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leave this person alone haha, whats your problem? you wanted questions and you got them, saying it is creepy is just an excuse, its a social site, you see other peoples wall and you have permission to ask them amylovele
Is this directed to me or to people coming to my profile? I assume the former.
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You should really stop asking people questions like that! even if you're not trying to be creepy you are, i know youre allowed to ask questions but some people are creeped out!
http://goo.gl/fK44Ux
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left or right handed?
Myself? I am right handed.
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if you could travel to any place, where would you go? It can't be fiction!! like a country or something
Right now? A relaxing place. /Any/ relaxing place. Like a hot spring in Japan or something. I am very exhausted physically.
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I ****en love you even though I don't know who you are because you're making everything more interesting on peoples qoohme
When you're living a life threatened to be taken over by permanent routines, you simply need to spice things up a bit. And who doesn't like to throw spiders at an arachnophobic? I certainly do like to. And I'm doing it right now. Pouring fuel to a burning, spitting flame. Unplugging a dying man's life support system. Stirring some drama into some scandalmongers' life.
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how did you find everyone's qoohme in melbourne wtf
Maybe because the first person I see who answered the latest Sticky Question lives in Melbourne. Who knows? I'm no stalker.
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do you ask just anyone questions or just people you find interesting? how do you find people to ask stuff?
The former. From the Sticky Question page. I choose a person, ask them a question, go to someone else who I see from that person's profile and ask /them/ a question. Then I just repeat that exact same procedure. Perhaps that's why sometimes I ask questions to a bunch of people from the same area at the same time. THAT previous sentence right there is a hint I'm directing to some people here.
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Why is everyone hassling you about asking questions on a site specifically for asking questions? You're not even being rude... DakotaLambert
Why? Because... I honestly don't know. Even the most moronic of people should know that I'm not doing anything bad. That's definitely saying something, hmm? Perhaps most people here live off drama and gossip. But I don't mind. That exact thing they're doing is what makes me feel canny and very discerning.
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lol the ppl asking who you are, are weird tbh. this is qooh.me guys. its a site where ppl ask questions LOL
Although this is not a question, I must say I very much agree with you. I'm just another anon, but I have an anonymous account. Just for the sole reason of giving false joy and sense of safety to those feeling intimidated by me.
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if you are 17, and this is what you do, qoohing girls younger and more venerable then you, WHAT THE DO YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL?
I learn educational things in school. No, "qoohing girls younger and more venerable then" me is not what I do. What I /am/ doing right now, however, is visiting tertiary institutions to see which one suits me best. Whilst doing so, I get bored. Among many other things, I spend a couple of minutes on this blasted site daily to monitor teenagers' intelligence. If most of the people I ask questions to are alleged girls who are apparently younger and more vulnerable than me, than that just means that statistically, those mentioned kind of people are the ones who dominate Qoohme. I ask random questions to RANDOM people, mind you. I do not give a single bloody **** as to who you people are, for crying out loud. Crept out? Easy; delete the ****ing question, is that so hard?
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How are you Phteven? Mr.rainbow
Boredom.
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are you like from melbourne? haha v.ivienne
Melbourne in the US or Australia?
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I'm not creeped out, baby. <3 McNuggets
Awhcutie <3 My goat is ready.
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hi i would like to ask, who are you and why are you sending these random people random qoohs? Not being rude or anything but can you stop please ahaha! i know youre allowed to ask questions but some people are creeped out! thankyou :)
Logically, in a site where you ask questions, you ask questions. I am a curious fellow who wants to get rid of his boredom. No, I won't stop being on Qoohme until I find a more satisfying way to not feel dull. Whether people are being crept out or not are completely out of my interests. But I won't ask any more questions to those I have asked questions to; I already know how most of you will answer. I'll just go some more random people some more random questions. How random.
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If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
Boredom. There's a bloody lot of it being unwanted here.
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who are you
A curious fellow.
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Who r u ?
A curious fellow.
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How do you find all our qooh.me's?
The Sticky Question page.
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How old are you? Just curious haha
I am seventeen.
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WHY THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN WRITING ON RANDOM GIRLS QOOHMES YOU STALKER
By definition, "stalking" is unwanted or obsessive attention by an individual or group toward another person. I don't actually give a rat's as* of who you people are personally, to be bashfully honest with you. Why, you ask? Because that's what you do here. You ask people questions anonymously. And no, I haven't been "WRITING ON RANDOM GIRLS QOOHMES" -- I have been asking people questions at random.
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who r u?
A curious fellow.
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How old are u?
I am seventeen.
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Do I know you? SimplyLela
As much as I know you.
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who r uu v.ivienne
A curious fellow.
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What is the proper way in which to reply to a **** pic?
A /what/ pic?
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What's your favourite kind of weather? And is there any reason why? DakotaLambert
Any weather that isn't like where my hometown is. 100% humidity 24/7, nasty.
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Ah yes, those horrid, fence-sitting in between colours. I know where you're coming from. Good choice on the blue, though. :) DakotaLambert
Thank you.
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Wyd! moey.shakur
What I doing? Answering another cowardly question from a certain coward.
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Do I know you? BrendenLyons
As much as I know you.
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What's your favourite colour? DakotaLambert
I have no favorite color, but if I /had/ to choose a colour, it will be every single shade of blue that doesn't count as any shades of aqua or turquoise or anything of the like. I dislike the aqua colour; it isn't blue and isn't green. So indecisive.
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such thwag
much cool
such anon
wow
very confuse. so stranger. wow. such thwag.
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
The definition of awesome is apparently "extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear." Yet again, this is just perspective. I can be awesome to some and dubiously not-awesome to others. What would I know? Right now, I'm just a guy eating his lunch. Do you think that is awesome or not? You cannot have a concrete score on "awesomeness." It's simply opinion and standpoint.
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From a year 7, since your a high school graduate; do you have any advice on how to make high school enjoyable and successful? And i'd rather keep myself private (anon)
Again, this is all just about perspective. To one, highschool can be the worst experience anyone can ever have. To another, highschool is, like, totally the best time everr. Like, OMG. And to someone else, highschool can be something that is boring, a waste of time and not important. My advice? I have none. But I am /asking/ you to really do this: be in the right mindset for school. School isn't about passing classes with the best grades, or about getting boyfriends or girlfriends, nor is it about impressing people from your school even if you don't want to. It is about whatever /you/ want it to be. You want to hang out with people who don't really care about you? So be it. You want to enjoy school and be successful? Then do it. You want to study and prepare yourself for real life? Go for it. Highschool, or life in general, isn't something that is already decided. /You/ decide what it's going to be. Believe in what you want to believe and be who you want to be.
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From someone you should get to know.
Sorry, anons confuse me greatly. Please address your problem and what you want me to do with it. Or just ask questions like we all should in this site and not put random, baffling sentences everywhere.
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You are a very interesting fellow. You fascinate me very much with your replies, how in depth they are and the precision of spelling and grammar. I hope to meet someone with your caliber of intelligence for I am surrounded by dumb people.
Are we surrounded by dumb people or are we just more intelligent than most? Would it be other people not being to speak just one language properly or were we simply born natural linguists? Are others just shallow or are we really thinker-theorisers? Are others lame, boring and everything in between or are we actually the real ones-of-a-kind? This all just goes down to opinions and points of view. Individual aspects. It's all just a matter of perspective, my friend.
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LMAOOOOOO wallah your a funny kent moey.shakur
It's good you find this funny. Except you shouldn't. I'm literally just sitting here eating some brunch. Waiting for you. Come now, you shouldn't be shy. I'm sure a druggie like you will have quite a lot of money. Enough to buy some tickets for you and all of your macho cousins to get here and fight me.
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Mate If your a Men you come here and fight my cousin or at least put a picture of you in your fkn dp you fkn druggo moey.shakur
Really? REALLY? You are seriously making me laugh. Stop being so dense, you vacuous, half-witted simpleton. You know what? Want a fight? I'll be here all of this following week: 33°45′18″N 84°23′24″W. Come and ****ing get me. I'm sick of you. AND your nonexistent cousin. I'll fight you myself. I'll be waiting and looking out for you. Be glad that I'm wasting my time on you. I guess I just need a good fight. You ****ing druggo. Oh, yes. One more thing. Fix your spelling and grammar. It hurts my eyes seeing your username and your writing.
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Lmao your 17 ahahahahaha get a life ur 17!! Gtfo Abrahim.Tawil
Yes, I am seventeen. With a life. I don't know you, but from what I found, I don't think there is too much to know anyway. From what I see on your profile, you are still in highschool. You pobably have no idea about what you're going to be in the future. Only talking about girls and their looks, rating them, having thoughts on them. That is you. In comparison, I have graduated highschool, have received acceptation letters from tertiary institutions from around the place and am preparing for the move to college. I have a clear vision of who I will be; who I am to others and who I really am. Looking at the situation, I think you, sir, are the one who needs to get a life. Now, why don't /you/ get the **** off and try and fight with brain and not just brawn, hmm?
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your da biggest fkn druggo moey.shakur
Sorry, I do not take drugs.
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do you have Skype ?
Yes.
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Are you mentally fuc.ked? sammont
If you are asking about my mental wellbeing, I am healthy. If you are a guro lover and are asking about whether someone has ****ed into a hole in my head, then no.
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how old are you ??
I am seventeen.
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Skype?
What about Skype?
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Your next smartphone?
Smartphone? That is /so/ mainstream. I use geniusphones.
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Y u do dis McNuggets
Becuz thwag. Yohlo. Yohloswég. Werd. Rly.
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I can handle all the thwag.
My question: Who are you??? JessicaVosinthavong
A curious fellow.
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you know how people would ask how many inboxes you have, how did you do the link?
Magical ways known only to the alleged elders of the Interwebs.
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No I don't know who you are but one day I'll ;) moey.shakur
Sure.
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Your my best friend;') moey.shakur
Do you even know who I am?
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You know what BRO your a mad kent:') moey.shakur
You indecisive nitwit. Make up your mind; am I a friend or a foe?
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I love you. McNuggets
Oh, I-- I don't know what to say... I must tell you... I am... a vegetarian. This... This will never work out between us... Please, forgive me.
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Soooo... I heard this Baka guy is like, really awesome and stuff... can you confirm?
Yes; yes, I can.
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Dude, what country are you from
A country.
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Are you a lady,men,ghost or what are you kent just hiding behind a mask and think that you can scare people!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WATTA LOSSER moey.shakur
That isn't me, you benighted, ignorant person. That is just a screenshot of the Google search "mask" -- I'm here anonymously. I'm not here to let you know who I am, I'm only here to ask people questions and answer some as well. Scaring people? No. I don't waste my time on strangers from an online website like Qoohme. I would've chosen a website with better material. I am a bored, curious guy; that's who I am. A bored, curious guy who has a purpose, unlike a certain someone here that isn't me.
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BRO if you don't tell me which country your from you die Kunt your obviously a ***** your scared to tell people which country your from!!!! moey.shakur
Okay, so obviously you're just throwing away empty compliments and empty threats everywhere. We all die. You would probably die first seeing as you smoke. Those things do nasty things to your body. I don't recommend doing it. I care about my health.
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Common Tallahassee what country are you in bro I wanna kickback with you your a sick kent moey.shakur
A country that is not the one you are currently in, I'm guessing.
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Common BRO your dogging it answer my f*cking questions:') moey.shakur
I am answering right now.
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BRO i got my cousin over to kickback and smoke argileh sand sh*t wanna come I'll give you my address we can kick back and sh*t :') moey.shakur
We can't; we probably live in different countries.
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So you prefer p*ssy or d*ck? moey.shakur
If you're asking about my *exuality, I'm straight.
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Nigga your a mad kent wanna be best friends? moey.shakur
Technically, we cannot be best friends in real life. But sure, we'll give it a try.
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ouch i broke my toe
Okay. That is not a question.
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Hey man M.fletch
Hello.
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Would the duck prevail?
The duck will prevail. Against what? God knows. May He decide on the victory of the duck.
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Who are you?
A curious fellow.