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What do you want for dinner pickpocket
A$$ sundae.
You good ?
I’m good. Y’good? Good.
Still didn't answer me question, Seamus. :p
‘Cause that ain’t my name.
Your face looks particularly stupid today pickpocket
Thanks, woke up like this!
Happy Valentine’s Day! I’ll cook something for everyone at my place, if you want to go, make sure you shower pickpocket
fckin’ mean. I’m always clean! Don’t be givin’ me none of them spicy ball things...
Can you make traditional American food ? Besides burgers pickpocket
MAC N’ CHEESE!
previous statement was not with $exual intentions, dont get excited pickpocket
Don’t lie, BABY.
let your hair grow more so i can fcking yank it, damn pickpocket
Nah.
what are your plans for Valentine's? pickpocket
Gonna get out the special lube and beat one out nice an’ slowwww.
wait how old are you again???? pickpocket
Old enough to be yer daddy.
I cant see your pupils, are you possessed pickpocket
Nah this is all me baby.
why does your hair look greasy? pickpocket
OH so I have hair now, an’ not rat tails? I’M GOIN’ UP IN THE WORLD.
even though you shower, you still stink of cancer pickpocket
Yer like one of those insult machines.
your eyes are so deepset it looks like I'm staring at an actual skull pickpocket
Skull fck.
HIS NAME IS SHAWN, OR WALTER WHITE because of all that meth pickpocket
O’HENNESSEY, makin’ the ladies scream.
WHO ARE YA, SEAMUS?
THAT AIN’T MY NAME.
Wow I guess you don’t have any stds after all huh pickpocket
I’M CLEAN! Little sht.
holy sht no thanks my A$$ would burn, next pickpocket
Next? Next what? Next thing to put up yer A$$?
eat a spoonful of wasabi, i want to see you cry pickpocket
I’ll eat it outta yer A$$.
btch ANSWER MY GOD DAMN QUESTION, fckING RAT. pickpocket
Y’got such a filthy mouth on ya. I can count ‘em on one hand. BETCHA THOUGHT I WAS A HUGE ****.
So how many people have you fcked in your life? I'm curious. pickpocket
I never learned to count...
KIDDIN’ HAHAHAHA. That’s a little difficult. Whatever I say yer gonna make fun of me anyways so...
What are you afraid of ?
Rat tailed maggots... fckin’ nasty.
Do you shave your pleasure hole?
HAHAHAHAHA. Ah fck. Well I mean, that could mean my A$$ or my mouth right? I ain’t got a hairy A$$, an’ I ain’t got a hairy face so, go figure.
— Pervert.
okay but all your pocket jokes are spot on. pickpocket
Good to know I’m useful for somethin’!
POCKET P U S S Y! I ain’t no puss.
You should come to my house! It’s been a while since I have a pet *****. pickpocket
A pet what? I wouldn’t be able to fit in ya tiny dolls house, HAHAHAHAHA.
Does not compute. Anyone speak hamster around here?
Haaaaah. Ima steak your sunglasses, and wow gross you only have one nipple? HAAAAH pickpocket
LEAVE THE SHADES. Nah I got three.
What’s the nastiest food you like eating, besides d i c k pickpocket
Yer balls.
Cheese fondue.
Why are you still bald pickpocket
I AIN’T BALD IT’S A STYLE!
How many bones have you broken in the past? pickpocket
My skull bone. Is that a bone...?
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