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斉 藤

pickpocket

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There’s a p*rn site called A$$ smoothies or somethin’. An’ they make smoothies in ladies buttholes. Why? Surprisingly it ain’t Japanese HAHAHAHA OHennessey

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS, THATS GROSS

pickpocket replied 2346 days ago

fckpocket. OHennessey

you called?

pickpocket replied 2360 days ago

What’cha get me Fer Valentine’s Bambi? that.redhead

a deer carcass

pickpocket replied 2360 days ago 1

Gonna rip that feather right outta ya ear. OHennessey

you could just not look at me if it bothers you

pickpocket replied 2360 days ago

I made ya some cookies. Joke I didn’t make ya any fckin’ cookies HAHAHAHA. OHennessey

anticlimatic much. fcking rat

pickpocket replied 2361 days ago

I guess I better say happy Valentine’s Day even though it’s a loada horse ****. OHennessey

Thanks also you’re right

pickpocket replied 2361 days ago

AND WHERE ARE MY fckIN’ ROSES?! Fun fact I like flowers. OHennessey

Just when I thought you couldn’t get gayer.


Same though

pickpocket replied 2361 days ago 1

bruh why are u so desperate for e-dck

... can’t relate. Love is better. はい。 /Nods/

pickpocket replied 2362 days ago 2

your writing is like reading a twelve year olds amv description on YouTube.

You forgot the apostrophe on “twelve year old’s.”
It’s awkward when a Japanese person knows more correct English. 笑!

pickpocket replied 2362 days ago 1

How do mermaids reproduce? Eh, EH?! TELL ME! OHennessey

okay, so they're half fish so maybe they reproduce the same way sea horses do....I DONT KNOW, GOD DAMN.

pickpocket replied 2363 days ago

Do ya ever draw a face on yer p**** just for funsies? OHennessey

.... is this your kink?

pickpocket replied 2363 days ago 1 1

Hey I accidentally sold ya to a one-eyed drugs lord. OHennessey

said drugs lord will soon have no eyes whatsoever.

pickpocket replied 2364 days ago 1

Heard yer gay, stop hidin’ it! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OHennessey

IM NOT GAY. I TOUCHED ONE dck, OKAY, TWO IF I COUNT MY OWN.

pickpocket replied 2364 days ago 1

陰茎 OHennessey

your Japanese is improving drastically. . . ( ahegaos )

pickpocket replied 2364 days ago

Who tf is th’other irish prick in yer life?! that.redhead

I could be wrong but you’re the only one

pickpocket replied 2366 days ago 1
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