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Why are you single?
In a world where this is true, probably because bae got sick of the finger guns
What could you talk endlessly about?
how precious my wife is, tbh.
What specific thing do you dislike about people?
Being afraid to speak their minds.
Nigga beach or whatever. City lights all around! Wait, who'd be your best man >> alekzander.a
Beach, night time, lots of alcohol.
What kind of wedding you want? alekzander.a
The kind with bae tbh
RP - imagine someone hanging from a tall ledge. They want your help but you want to make them fall. In a $exy and dominant way, how would you force them to let go and fall? In detail
I would whisper into their ear, "fucc him/her up, concrete" then do a split at an angle so perfect it creates a magnetic pull towards the ground, and as i groan a mans groan they fall to their death.
Have you ever been dared to drink/chug something on or before a long bus trip?
No.
Stop being a basic. Stop it. Roast me. alekzander.a
Bring dat A$$ here boi. ? cat head A$$ ?
What's the craziest thing you want to do some day? Imhanibish
I want to buy my mom a house. That's some crazy sht right there.
If two people were on the moon and one of them killed the other would that be fcked up or what?
i mean a boys gotta eat
What is something you need to get off your chest?
uhhh. my extreme hatred for dumb women.
WHAT DAT BUTT DO DOH
farts, tbh.
why you gon molest me when i just wanna snuggle ??? princescaa
because im daddy and I do what I want BT
Wow you didn't even roast me. ROAST ME DAMNIT. Imhanibish
w0w you look like
a nice young lady.
with uh
hair.
/crawls up onto the bed and balls up against his chest;; yespls ❤️❤️ princescaa
/Screeches and wraps up in blankets and smothers while lowkey molesting.
can we go to sleep now? ❤️❤️ princescaa
yes babygirl <3 come lay on daddy's chest.
I will shove towels down your eyes sockets catomile.tea
will u clean my eyes
you sound like you're already breaking so idk catomile.tea
never breaking wat r u on about m8
but i love you far more than i know how to love myself. princescaa
and i love you more than a single mind could ever comprehend <3
because I want to annoy the living a s s out of you dear catomile.tea
i mean im pretty thicc you gon be hear for a while
just let me love you. princescaa
And I will love you
Until you learn to love yourself ~
bye ???????
no please come back i need you
no please come back i need you
Can I touch your buns? knowpayne
minus the burger or?
Awe son, you won't and yeeh you got two dads my boy
no one will make fun of my kiiid catomile.tea
why do you talk like this /screams
are you just going to cut open my arm and stick your dck in it???? why are you like this?????????????? princescaa
i'll try anything 5 times
i can send nudes. will my elbow suffice??? princescaa
as long as you're down with me cumming in your elbow, shoot.
last I checked, I was your daddy son
BAAAM catomile.tea
but i already have a dad. do i have 2 dads? what if i get made fun of by the rich kids for being a jew
that you will son, that you will... catomile.tea
you're not my dad
help. my boyfriend is losing his mind. quick what's the number to 911??!! princescaa
the number is uh
7777 33 66 3 0 66 88 3 33
brb gonna go eat some alligator dck
i mean i can suffocate you w my thighs princescaa
im down just give me time to write my will
"preserve p**** after death so bae can still use it"
why are we like this ????? i just want to love you. princescaa
love me mami
love me with those thicc A$$ thighs
because i love you and you love me. and we're a happy family. with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you- is this where we have $ex and i'm on my knees calling you daddy??? princescaa
as long as that purple dinosaur nigga stays away. all we need is another nigga with tail tryn have $ex with u
don't touch me with your words kiddo
that would in fact be statutory rape
aye papiiiiiii~ just come to mami ;))) princescaa
why are we like this
wuld u fuk my an**
with words ;)))
down syndrome oh really now
that wasn't a roast. try harder
come off anon big boy
why does that sound fake and that your really single lmao
LOL i mean
you can think what you want.
still gon' fucc around and impregnate this bad jawn.
you can fit inside me just fine ;))))) princescaa
aint dat rite ;)))))))))))))))))
fucc me up mami
are you taken? if so how'd you met your significant other? c:
I AM.
uhhh TL:DR
she was going through some stuff.
i was like aye gurl lemme make u feel real good
and i ate her out like a dinner plate.
WUT NO
LOL
I'm waiting to be roasted
oh i gotchu am
you built like a mountain with down syndrome
you type like you look like a toaster from the early nineties.
are you asking for a donut stick cus im all out
tell me ur darkest fantasies
eating lasagna naked
having bae sit on my face while spongebob is on
taking a bath in coffee
having a girl call me daddy in the platonic kinda way
why aren't you dating me
because you fcking stink
can i sit on your face princescaa
yes please, clothing is optional but not needed.
could you smd plz
i mean 20 dollars is 20 dollars
What is on your mind?
bae, mostly. and maybe some food. also preferably, bae
w0w ur such a nice person wtf
Lemme Smang it girl.
i $exually identify as a pool
why live in my mom's pants when u can live in mine ;))))
because dat A$$ takes up too much space. thats like living in a mexican household.
/asks dumb shxt
/roasts like a pig on a campfire
why are you so edgy
because i want to eat your A$$ out
Who would you take a bullet for ?
ma bae, and possibly my dog. most likely, both.
What turns you off in a person?
being a fcking retard
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
3
are you gey
for a select few.
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