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Lemme sweep you off your feet with this broom I got.
i am both equally parts aroused and scared
Triple XXX-mas or Hoing Koing?
this is why we divorced
I eat ur A$$ Vep eats mine and u eat veps. Like the human centipede but instead we go in a circle. -chis 😘
asssssss oroborus.
Whose the oldest out of you, Vepar, and Asasel?
Vepar is the immature oldest.
Asasel is the mediator middle child.
I’m the shthead youngest that be getting in trouble for no reason — and the one they have to clean the mess of. ??♂️
FAWKIN COHCK DESTROIYAH!
There’s 3 possible people this can be.
3 possible people I can punch.
Can we be friends? :O
i accept all friendship applications, c'mere.
RIGHT NOW
whip out that dck
Whip out that dck and lemme s*ck that A$$
LMFAOOOO
aight bet.
Notice me senpai
i noticed?
;faints from being acknowledged;
-your fanclub
I'm only 506 days late for this.
Where the hell did you go?! Your fanclub a.k.a me needs you
Hi.
Where the hell did you go?! Your fanclub a.k.a me needs you
Hi.
Last song you listened to ?
some edm trash
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ON YOUR DAY OFF, DAD? I love you uvu
sleep prob
u have a lot of fans
u can have fans on rp?
Whose ur favorite uncle dreadful
YEEEEERRRRP.
i love u thnx u for exist
ily too thnx you for exist 2
Why are you single?
i'm not, lmfao
What do you want the most right now?
chocolate.
What do you want for your birthday
A big b**ty ho
is nox your mom?
LOL
uh no. dont think so.
you are literal perfection.
ty. but i aint sht
there was a leak in the weekly newspaper saying you would become fudos son. there was also another leak saying he was your favorite uncle. please confirm.
hi.
What could you talk endlessly about?
Drugs.
I wanna ride on your disco stick
do it
the hoe with no personality. princescaa
theres a few....
*fuccs ur ex just to spite u* princescaa
which one
would u ever date cameron again?
no.
Lenn me and you should DP anon's mother dreadful
i call A$$.
I want to know where the spite is from...? Son, I wanted to bang your ex to spite you. -shrugs- go figure. alekzander.a
same
I bet your dad Romeo fcked your ex just to spite you.
yikes.
Do you believe in global warming. Is.it time to save the polar bears? N_O_R_I_C
Always save the polar bears.
Is global warming real? N_O_R_I_C
Yes. Don't believe Donald Trump.
Getting rid of Cam was like being cured of stage 2 cancer tbh
Oh my god, lmaooo.
How much was does one eat? N_O_R_I_C
till you're satisfied
What specific thing do you dislike about people?
everything. i hate people.
How was your day, dad? I HOPE IT WAS GOOD, YOU SHOULD TELL ME ABOUT IT. ily
Hi dooter.
That day I went up north and ate a bunch of food.
But that's about it, lmao.
i think your really cool
you're*
'cause i sea you lion in my bed senpai katawaredoki
i knew it
do you like sea lions
sure.
Oh you know. Things n' stuff.
You? Iccarus
Same. Things n stuff.
Stuff n things
Stuffing things
I can't think of some edgy witty question, so what's up? Iccarus
Sup homie
no!!!! the greatest feeling is when ur in the shower & ur hair ends up between ur butt cheeks and u have to pull it out :(((
that may be true
but head feels nice too
what's the greatest feeling in the world???
getting head
but if i ate all the pizza in the world? well except thin crust you can have that . . . aesthed.ck
I'll fight you. Go back to your pasta.
And no I don't like thin crust...
whose your daddy.
this is a trick question.
if u could only eat one food for the rest of ur life what would it be?
*****.
or pizza.
How did you come up with the name gookmonsta?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gook
making fun of myself is entertaining.
Obviously I want you undressed I mean what >.>
gotta pay me first
Cums.
OOPS SORRY.
wow without me? inconsiderate
hey dont vomit on my qooh. get out
Good or bad?
... are you asking if im good or bad?
dude. It's name is Princess Sophia
your dck?
that's pretty sick.
My Little Pony?
is that the name of your dck?
Wtf is your default on here so $exy even though you're clearly dressed?
do you want me undressed? lmao
If two people were on the moon and one of them killed the other would that be fcked up or what?
Uh, I guess because then the other dude is lonely as sht and what if the other dude was the only one who knew how to fly the spaceship
Sausage Party is on Netflix
(\_/)
(^_^)
(____)0 crispylips
sick. i just got done watching finding dory
I just wanna lick your face
i'm flattered!
Okay I am thinking about coming clean about who I am xD
go for it
Its gunna be real smutty
awesome
I will write up a draft and send it to you by next Friday
sick. i can't wait.
Okay so no BL
I need my laptop...
kazu did it
YOU AINT NO A$$hole YOU ARE AN ASSHOE
same sht
YOU AINT NO A$$hole YOU ARE AN ASSHOE
same sht
You two will make one smexy couple. I love BL.
I will even make a manga out of it EEP
this escalated
teach me how to be popular
be an A$$hole
I'm not gonna be the one editing that, mayne.
AND IF I CAN'T RETAIN MY ORIENTATION IN THOSE FICS, AT LEAST LET ME BE TOP? aesthed.ck
lemme think about it
ill get back to you in 5-10 business days
No twerking for me??
are you gonna pay me tho
Top or bottom for the fanfic?
kazu is bottom
it starts with fanfics. then comes the art. ARE YOU READY TO BE PORTRAYED WITH YAOI HANDS? ARE YOU? aesthed.ck
i mean i don't edit so bring it on
Well sht.
sorry man.
i can wave hi for $1
SO EXPENSIVE.
i'm a poor, struggling, college student
profile song?
reminder - the weeknd
mail-in-rebate, then??? aesthed.ck
absolutely not.
looks like you're stuck w me
If I pay you will you dance for me
i charge $20/5 mins
$exy time bby
this escalated
Skanky is $exy
i think so too!
& if you're not do i get a refund? or? aesthed.ck
absolutely not.
srry, i ain't about that box macaroni. aesthed.ck
rude. ill have you know im the finest mac and cheese you would ever feast your eyes on.
LEMME BE THE TRASH INSIDE U, DUMPSTER SIR. NO HOMO.
i looked at your other posts and it was the first thing that came to mind o.k aesthed.ck
stir my macaroni with ur dck
i mean hey. sup.
Or a dumpster
ur nice. i like u
You don't seem like trash
you're right. i'm a dumpster.
You are so popular xD
i'm actually trash.
PEACE LOVE UNITY LETS EXCHANGE CANDIES
I dont do that sht lmao
If I s*cked on you finger would you get turned on
maybe
Oh my damn
oh hot dam
this is my jam
Do you have Line?
hhahaha... uhh
You a pretty funny. Hopefully we can talk on ani. I think we can be good friends :)
what can i say, humor comes w the sparkling personality.
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