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How have u been?? :) o sa le shap?? ntau.s
Wel I have been gr8. Apart frm being in a car accident. Im good...miss being on qooh everyday and asking silly qooh.
R.I.P MICIN U LadyN
I miss you too. Qooh at the same bt im sure it will pick up soon.
Tholakele!!!! *smiles* ntau.s
Hello ntau.s...its been long.*double smiles*
apple*bottom wam!!! Y u no visit us in mpumalanga?
Wel im with fam and they wudnt want to but the nxt time i *** though i will most def *** to you guys. The bugs and frogs here are making me jumpy.
Define hook** Liyah
Well a hook** can be a number of things...1) it can b hook where u can hook bags,jackets, etc. 2) a hook that a pirate wears. 3) well its the first thought that came to me. A hook** is a pavement special.
Hw many guy hv u kissd hu u wer nt dytin, and hv u kissd a guy 2 spit sum1? Liyah
I wud neva kiss sum1 jst to spit them. What if they have bad teeth or breath wont be able to cope. Ive kissd guys i havent dated. They less then 10 bt more then 5.
u withdraw 3g frm an ATM..a thug ***s & robs u..he runs & u chase him..while trying 2cross da street he get hit & he dies..do u go straight 2him & take ur moola or just live him,why? tilly
I go str8 to him and get hard earnd cash. Cost of living aint cheap and then call the cops and stuff so that they can get thier stiff.
I see the Beat in the PIC. #Nice Vince
Thank you Vinny.#lovethem.
halooooooo:) tilly
Helo tilly *smiles*
Da best lesson uv learnt is... LadyN
That we all human and we all do mistakes but once enough is enough...you beta knw its ova.
if.u.wer.a.vampire.hu.wd.u.turn.2b.ur.lyfmate FaithM
Wow. Nt that is an easy qooh but its hard to answer... I would say the one who has my heart...lol.
Thola u got lovely profile pic :) ntau.s
Thank you.
Mrng mel!!!wtchu hd 4brkfast ds mrng LadyN
Wel i had pancakes this morng
it goes in dry n ***s out wet...it gives u warmth & satisfaction esp inda mrng wat is it? tilly
Me in the shower...lol. I dont knw tilly
Lovng dat pic...its GorGeous!!! bsilinda
Thank you.
hello caramel, stay as sweet as u r this mornin, enjoy yo day kwezBOM
I knw that this is 35 days l8 bt I had a gr8 day 2day. Thank you 4 asking. Always sweet.*blush*
i cnt go a day without.... tilly
My underwear...lol
if God was staying sumwhere on earth..where do u think hed reside? tilly
In a very expensive area. He can aford it with all those donation we make to the church.
features u have dat most ppl compare to a celeb..name celeb. tilly
lol. My as*. Nikki or Sara batman. Lmao
Have Yu EveR HaD a *ex_MaTe?
No_StRinGs_AttaCheD!!! bsilinda
Well me talking the world will bring strings.
i cnt stand a guy who... tilly
Has bad odour and can't make money.
nicknames,wats urs? tilly
Wel i have a few.
1)Thol gate
2)Tholziza
3)Thomas
4)Thola
5)Tholly wolly
6)Autumn
7)Sango
8)Jazzy
I think thats abwt it.
ur perfect colour combo? tilly
Yellow and purple...i think.
facebook wallpost from yo bf: Baby u done tuk dis 2 anoda level!
a neighbourhood nigga
lyk me aint supposed to be gettin no ***** like this. my
**** thanks u!
I wa ****in parts of your ***** Iv
never ****d b4.
yo reply: IrvinThaGod
Are you sure u talking about me coz my ***** doesnt knw your ****s name.
What do yu like most in guys? gameover
Great odour,smile,eyes and body. Nw thats a lil taste
Stil alyf? LadyN
I kicking nw...thanx 4 asking.
Ur fav tok show host LadyN
Crazy Tyra...lol
1song da reminds u of ur boo evrytime u hear it playing? tilly
There two main ones. One by drake and Hold yah by Nicki manaj. Hits me every time. Even have them on my play list.
U fnd out dat ur Bf has bin *extin wit sum chick he dsnt even knw!!! Do u call dat cheatin? Wat r u gona do abt it? phuks
Wow *extin...damn hell yeah. His emotionaly cheating on you and the thought of him having *exual thoughts abwt another is no cool bt guys wil have such thoughts bt taking them to the next step is anothere thing. I would *extin bk and if he has a prob with dat i wud bring up the other grl. I wudnt break up with hin yet.
ova heard this couple today having a romantic moment.... the dude says... "baby u r my situation..." kwezBOM
Lmao...he got a situation on his hands afta that line.
wat makes u kip so quiet regarding me my choms
Ok choms can only be one of two ppl bt i knw who u are. So u didnt fool me.
You dont got Jeans that Fit u. hmmm thats hella *exy thou Vince
lol...jeans that are my size dont fit my as* and jeans that fit my as* are baggy as hell and i like keeping it tight.
4 days ago...#sadbusiness.
Las tym u dancd ur butt off.wn &whr LadyN
Wel danceing on stage was 3 yrs ago in high school. I dance nw and then to keep fit.
Lmao lmao lmao lmao 1) The an*** is nt a playgroud. So ask if u
want to go there.
2)Dont play **** music in the background.
ADD wil kick in quick fast.
3)Dont go and shower afta the deed. I aint dirty ninja. Vince
lmao lmao lmao. Vinny *** on dont u think so?
most irritating thing u cnt stand? tilly
A person who dusn't listen and a person who is going to talk over me or jump the gun and interupt me.
Cn u rly rly kip sum1ns secrt 2urslf? LadyN
I dont think so becoz ppl normally tel the secret bt they change ppls names.#fact.
Have you ever had a paranormal experience? If yes, what happened? Miss_Stormy
Wel i dont knw if its paranormal bt the story is to lng and im tired long as* day at skul.
who do u turn to qwhen the only person who can stop u from crying is da1 who makes u cry? tilly
Well thats easy 4 me becoz this person undastands me through and through and i undastand him. Wel names could be shared but he knws who he is.
Wats da craziest ting u'v evr dan? terrymarc
Skinny dipped in mid winter...now those where crazy crazy days.
Wt do u hate abut yoslf? terrymarc
That i can\'t find jeans that fit my as*.
babe long time hws u tilly
I good thanx tilly. Missd u guys hay. How r u?
5mistakes made in bed **exwise* tilly
bring ur ear closer so i can wispher it into your ear...#wink.
wats wud u du if u had jst won a million bucks bt 4 u 2 get it ud hav 2 make luv 2 sum1 blind folded? At da end u remove da blindfold nd c its yo dad lol Sizzzwe
First of all do u know something STD or STI. You got to look at the di*do becoz u don't knw where its been. EE3W DADZ BEE THATS BEYOND MY IMAGINATION.
3things i dono bou u? tilly
Well it would have to be:
1) Love beautiful vintage cars.
2) I enjoy out door activites. Not too chicken to try out new things
3)I love people who under estimate my ability.
Yeah so u can say that im suga, spice and everything nice.
Wat do u do wen?: u hav a runin stomch nd u run 2 da toilet nd evrythn hapens vry fast, thn u realise thers no toilet paper nxt 2 u evn worse u hav ran out of it! 1. Do u run arnd da house tryn 2 fnd a litl piece at least? Or 2. Do u jst get in2 water nd bath? phuks
Lol. Wat a weird qooh. I wud take opption 2 because its the cleanest one out of the 2.
asked 2*** up wif a slogan 4qooh me? tilly
Ask if you dare...thats my slogan 4 qooh. Even if im 12 days late.
Your Take on Spanking. Yes or No and why? Vince
Well why don't you spank me and i'l tel you why...#wink.
AN I MOMEMT FOR THE FOLLEN HERO MR STEVE JOBS... kwezBOM
:-(...a sad moment.
Gone r doz days!fana:mel i lyk u!mel:ayt lemme thnk bou it.il answa u 2mrw/nxtwik!eva bn da? LadyN
Lol...yeah gone those days. I've been there so many times i've lost count.
wat would u trade yo teeth for... All of them out in exchange of wat...? kwezBOM
I would trade them for whiter and straighter teeth. I love my smile to much and it's one of my best feathers.
Wel thats easy. He is tall and handson. Takes care of me and wont let anything bad happn to me. We might nt see eye to eye all the time bt thats wat makes it fun. I knw that whateva we go through makes our relationship strong. Your the greatest dad.
Morning Apple Bottom Bonga_O1ne
Morning Bonga. Wel even though its evening nw so wat im technly says is. Morning/evening.
create 3*ex rules? tilly
lmao...
rn1) The an*** is nt a playgroud. So ask if u want to go there.
rn2)Dont play **** music in the background. ADD wil kick in quick fast.
rn3)Dont go and shower afta the deed. I aint dirty ninja.
if i luv u i wud luv u cos u r....? tilly
bcoz im a person who is very nauturing and enjoys life. I love how i surpize ppl. When thy c me they dont think im into the things that im in. Im a very driven person. I want to have my own company one day and live a very comfy life. Wel thats me in a very small shell. They wil learn more as tym goes on.
In a RelationShip With_________!! bsilinda
Stuart (family guy the best)
dumbest lie u eva heard in a relationship? tilly
Its nt you its me... That was my sister... We jst friends... Im sorry,i didnt mean to...do these count?
if da bible was a stowie which role wud u play n y? tilly
Well thats easy i wud play the man that created it all...lmao.
if jesus was a female..instead of da devil tempting him to jump off da hill or turning stones into fud..wat do u think wud be da temptations? tilly
The temptations wud be. Turning trees in2 money,stones in2 bags n shoes, flowers in2 clothes. Wel woman wud trun anything and everything to wat they hearts desire.
Wts da dumbst way of dumpin sum1(bsydz fon) LadyN
Lmao...pcm itis ova. Now thats dumbg
What would you like to say to the Qooh users this morning? Caramel89
I would like to say good morning to everyone and that i hope they all have a productive day.
I wud inbox everyone good morning bt there is to many of u so this is the quickest way.
Stay blessed guys...Mtwah.
OMG *covering my eyes* ths is farewel bt it luks lyk ths kids won't go without a fyt so one has 2 jst *spit da mother*****s* lmfao! phuks
Lmao. Thay fisty mofos. They wat to live damn it. They want to live.
Let's have a moment of silence for all those children that were swallowed during ****jobs! phuks
Lmao...spam 1: Is this the rite place? I think we lost.
rnspam 2: Hell yeah we lost. I told u that this human is dump. He dont knw where the whole is.
Caramels usualy mealt in summer... Whats yo plann of keeping yo srlf togetha...? kwezBOM
Two words. Skinny dipping...lol
Its for both. Vince
Wel on odd days i like having a polnoy n vienna sandwitch bt i realy love viennas bcoz polnoy makes me send shout outs. #hopeugoturansa.*wink.*
I wudnt even look at him twice if he had bad odour. So i wud dump him...wel that all depends.
If you had to choose: 1. To go down on a chick or 2. To go down on a guy , For 10 000 which gender would you go down on and why or why not? Vince
Ok vince, why does the guys privates have a R10 000 price tag?...lol.
wise words you eva read or heard sumwhr? tilly
The quote i love goes sumting like this: ''...our biggest fear is nt that we are indiquate bt that we are powerful beyond measure...'' there is more to it. Its quite lng bt i dont knw who is it by bt those words touch my soul.
frnds wth benefits*smile*, Wud u engage in ths knd of a frndshp?
I heard the movie is coming out if its nt out yet. I'l watch the movie first and c what its all abwt and i'l let u knw. Hows abwt dat?
a classic pikup line...
one thing i wanna taste ryt now is Caramel, how much are u, o are u free...?
Lmao... Caramel kwezBOM
lmao...I aint free nor cheat bt Im nt that expensive. Only a few have had the privalge to buy me and only a hand full have had the honour in knwing how good this caramel tastes n melts under heat.
So WuD Yu BJ a GuY ThaT TooK a BaTh 8 hours EarlieR On a SunnY HoT DaY?? bsilinda
Mis B you knw as wel as i do that a piece of wors that has been washed, put on a braai n im sure it has hit the wal a few tyms. That it dont taste same. So i can't do 8.
Nu nym 4rm me2u..'mel' 4rm cara'mel' dts dt lol.. LadyN
Thank you ladyN.
A very Good Morning to You Babes, hav a Fine Day. . .
Thank you. I wud say good morning and have a fine bt ur faceless. Oook babes(roling eyes)
People think your inocent. Yeah if only they knew.
Lol...lyk ludacris says. A lady in the streets bt a freak in the bed. Never judge a book by its cover.
When Last did you use Protections LMAO LMAO Vince
Why you gota go there...lmao.
is it wr0ng 4 guys 2 twak abt wher dy found Nemo? IrvinThaGod
lmao...it all depens on where you found Nemo...hmmm
What's Thee KraZiesT Qooh Yu haVe HaD To RePLy To??? bsilinda
Lol...it had to be the mix breed one bcoz the last tym i checked i was a human not a dog.
Ok i am very sorry about the mix breed Qooh last time. What i wanted to know is,are coloured?
Apology accepted. No im nt a coloured. My family tree is too complex to type out. I'm an African woman.
Best ASSet you have?
Wow...i likd how u spelt your asset. It sounds like you knw or you have seen me before. I would say my as* bt hve heard that i have naughty eyes,*exy legs,cute smile and hot hour glass body so i think I am a complite asset. I dont loose value. Im a good investment.
rnAre you a betting man or woman?
Wats ur biggest regret in lyf?
I don't have regets bcoz my mistakes have made me who i am 2day. I can't live in the past bcoz the present is fun and the future is ful of hope.#regretlesscaramel.
weight,
Height,
Waist,
Bust,
Butt,
Shoe,
Cup...
If u wer to disclose all these sizes to the qooh family, exception for only 1, which 1would it b n y???
(the 'ts coz im a grl' kinda answers, not aceptble...) kwezBOM
Weight...lol...dont thing so
rnHeight...1.26 (I think so)
rnWaist...small
rnBust..*** see for yourself
rnButt...do knw apple bottom jeans? So dus my butt
rnShoe...they look pretty cute on my feet.
rnCup...A to C.
rnDoes this answer your question?
What Is The Biggest Turn 0ff In A Boy??? Dzunie
Bad odour.
me wishing u a blazin staturday. tilly
Thank you tilly. U 2.
1english word u had/hv difficulty pronouncing tilly
Well i have to think abwt this one bt i\'ll let u in on one thing. I tend to mix up where and were when im typing.#smslanguagebul****.
Ur smile has a tendency of makin me feel guilty 4 wantin 2 ask u naghty Qoohs! Eish u jst look 2 inocent lmao,hw r u thou? phuks
lmao...inocent smile wow...ive heard that i have very naughty eyes so i guess my face is confused. You can ask me anything and i wil try and ansa it to the best of my ablity. Bring them on.
When a girl is in foul mood ne, what does a guy have to do to cheer her up? ntau.s
Get or do sumting that she love and jst b undastand towards her situation even if u dont totaly undastand whats going on.
if da was a remote to contro life n u got hold of it u wud... tilly
Lol...wudnt u love to knw#evil laugh.
if u were a dj u wud col urself dj.... tilly
Ok this is a heard one...neva thought of it that much. Wel i wud have to say DJ Mynx...becoz i b.live im one.
funniest or weirdest names uve heard? tilly
Lord,airport...do these names qualify?...lmao.#true story.
To "screw up" is to ___ kwezBOM
Its to open a lid.
what colour of lingerie do u think is romantic... tilly
Personally i think black is the most *exiest colour when it comes to lingerie.
Worst meal u cn cuk LadyN
I hate cook pap thats abwt it. For me any meal is an adventure...lol.
ur ina plane dats abt to crash say a prayer in 1sentence.. tilly
Dear lord make it quick. I so don't want to feel myself dieing.
Izit rude4deaf person2tok(sign)wth their mouth ful of fud? LadyN
Lmao...ummmm i think the rule shud apply to all humans bt wat wud b a funny sight. *No sorry i cant sign,im eating.*
U gt paid(2000)4bn a nu face of chckn feet plastic bag.wud u tyk da ofa? LadyN
Hell no...i aint that desperate 4 moola. Chcken feet plastic bag...lol. Do they make duck feets too?
Wow are you a mix bread?
Are you a chiwawa? I aint no dog so plz dont adress me as one.
Is a friends with benefit relationship possible without one falling for another?
I've already ansad this one.
Is a friends with benefit relationship possible without one falling for another? Vince
Wel vinny...i think thats very impossible.
buddy i changed my account neh lol Sizzzwe
Lol. Why.
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