qooh me,rate me..quiz n squiz me..be *****y wit me n show me da climax of ur *****iness..u can set a line 4ur qooh's cross em o not..at da end il stil b a mogul..follow my eyes..il vanquish ya.
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Tillllllllllll! Facebook/Twitter? Hit me with your handles IrvinThaGod
FB mathilda ntzaquelo sibiya.....twitterO_o...lol watz dat?
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talk like a normal person Jesus!
Grab A Map..
Drive A Car..
Go 2Hell..
Safe Trip..
Zit Normal Enuf 4Yew??
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What do u do when u find out that "shinning armour" man of yoz is n0ne but a cult 2 faced sunnamabeesh? Do u igno d dreams yal had jst cos he didnt lie to u but hid the truth fr0m u? IrvinThaGod
dreams will remain dreams...a sunnamabeesh will remain a tint..ama hit da road n neva look back.
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1 question u hope ur folks neva ask u Chloe_matz
are u a virgin......eey id freak out cos ma dad once asked me if hw many bf's i have...toka bou a niga who luv gossip..
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Ok, let's get this one out
of the way. How many *ex
partners have you had? IrvinThaGod
let me put ma fone down n start countin...il tell u wen m done....#nosepick
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ur 1of da craziest...i mean craziest galz i kno on FB....m ur secret crush i wudnt mind having a gurl as cretive as u..i luv..luv u.
lmfao.....lol #runsAway....ohkay lol it aint da 1st tym ive heard bwt being crazy an anything thnk u thnk u #takingAbow...im crazy n i lyk it loca loca loca...lol ta ntwana!
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Hw many guy hv u kissd hu u wer nt dytin, and hv u kissd a guy 2 spit sum1? Liyah
ive lost count such kisser hustler..2spite sum1 yea once kissed sum1 jst to spite my bro cos hes can be such a tail onthe trail ntlaa...he smacked me thou.
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Hai ppl ziwaph dis wknd?
'ppl' me n hu?
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Da year has fst gone by, wats da 1 thng dat u hav achievd nd r mstli proud of? phuks
ive grown...ai suka man ive grown..ive grown so much dat m so driven...spreading like wildfire watch dis space m ready 2conqur da technological world done wif ma diploma cnt w8 2start ma degree next year..#thankUlord.
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i love u.
if ur a guy i luv u2..if ur a gal i luv ur bf..:-)
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Share Your most memorable
text/chat message you
received from;
1. Your mom
2. Your bestfriend for life.
3. Your Boo
4. Your EX
.
5. Stalker!!!
6. Your varsity or school
7. Your random chatting mate IrvinThaGod
1.u recieved airtime from 076 wat wat
rn2 hewena barhu wen r u goin 2*** & c me i miss ur crazy as* *NB* pls dress lyk a lady not a tomboy..
rn3 \'i hate it wen u rub ur ear cos u look so cute wen ur doin it\' *wow*
rn4 happy birthday,dis year i remembered ur bday can u tak me back..*crazyMofo*
rn5 u left ur g-string here..#dontEvenOwnASingle1...*chancer*
rn6..dear mrs sibiya we informing dat ur daughter matilda ntsakelo sibiya has missed school 4a week..dumb asses ma mum doesnt read msgs.
rn7 i deleted u,can u pls invyt me again missing u...*invyted da ***hole*
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wht if 1 day u walk in2 ur house n find ur patner n ur best frnd naked on the bed...n thy both look @ u n shout "April fool day"....Lookn 2 d calendar it is indeed d 1st of April, wht wld u do? E.Anderson
dead...dead...dead
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wht if 1 day u walk in2 ur house n find ur patner n ur best frnd naked on the bed...n thy both look @ u n shout "April fool day"....Lookn 2 d calendar it is indeed d 1st of April, wht wld u do? E.Anderson
mistake of their lives....dey'l b shouting april's fool in heaven.
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Eva imitatd sumthn u saw on tv?if yes,wt ws it LadyN
1 i recently imitated nick cannon 'im da best drummer u gat,aint no class dat can teach me 2do me' from da drumline movie..
2 iluv twirling around ma waist n hips erytym i c shakira's music videos
3 i also luv imitatin bonang wen she says 'its ur gal B'
4 imitated dineo 4rm club 808 erytym she says mo flava hi5,mo flava lo 5,or doin da hlokoloza bokke dance
5 just last 9t i was imitating nicki minaj's superbass where she goes 'yes i did,yes i did' closing 1eye lol..#CrazyWorldIliveIn'
rly wana q u sumthn bt i dot knw wht to q.... E.Anderson
lol u can start by asking da wayout qooh..'hws u'?
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how wud u get a celebrity to kill u?
a celeb....id go straight to obama & tell him im da real osama...grr
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Do boo*s float in water? IrvinThaGod
lol ohkay...mmmm wow i dono..hai i wudnt kno mine r not big enuf to float..eeer i bow out i just dono..*scrathesHead*
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Sick days bfr my b.day ths b a bad sign igneta
don we have a dr inda qooh fam..*thinking*...na ma hubby kwezz can be anything i want him 2b...aowa nunu u btr get btr...i bot too much champagne don wana c it go down da drain....take any tablets u *** across even arv\'s
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u luking gud where u from?
a compliment dat ***s wif a question...#cntDzeal
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describe me in 1word
using da 1st letter of ur
name? IrvinThaGod
too much.
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rum is burnin, what 5 tings wud u save Chloe_matz
me,4ne,school docs,ma i.d & 2pairs of sneakers.
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Wud yu ever date a guy
One of Yo Best Friends Really Likes,I Mean Always Talking About Hin kinda Like!
Considering The Guy Came To Yu And Yu Happen To Also like Him??
#Think_oF_Yo_Happiness_Also!! bsilinda
i wud she has to understand dat we both like him...but he only likes me...da can only b 1winner n i bit her 2dat....
Sorry papa i promised
i wouldn’t change
but I woulda went insane had i remain the same ME! IrvinThaGod
**** this nigga..b*tchs too..all i gat is this money..this\'ll do...ahhh*luvingHIm*
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Bona. The
thourt of s0me object tickling
my gurl's v***** doesnt
amuse me. So i had 2 vhaya
with a pad IrvinThaGod
lol ohkay JL a pad gives me bad rash..it irritates me..i kno tampons aint dat safe bt a pad its a no no 4tilly m always onda run tjo,cnt go swimming wif a pad on..lol n oh a tampon tickles wen its full..if it aint u wnt even kno its da..PAD#cantDzeal
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How many tyms have u
lied abt using a c0nd0m? IrvinThaGod
lmao #hidesInTheCloset
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facebook wallost from yo bf: Baby u done tuk dis 2 anoda level!
a neighbourhood nigga
lyk me aint supposed to be gettin no ***** like this. my
**** thanks u!
I wa ****in parts of your ***** Iv
never ****d b4.
yo reply: IrvinThaGod
013 7730 548...best shrink around town..do watchu have 2do.
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latest pickup line uve heard?
ur pretty m handsum can we go to ma rum & stare @ each other...hey can i use ur name to play da lottery...ah i kno y froms sumwhere,yea my dream n u gv me ur numbers #smh sum niggas
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WhaT AnnoYs Yu About The FolLoWinG:
1.KweZz
2.IrVaY
3.LiYa
4.AnderSon
5.IgneTa
6.PhuKs
7.ManDy
8.Mbee
9.Bonj!
10.VinCie
11.LaDy_N
12.Chleo_Mats?? bsilinda
1 ma hubby bt dono his face
2 he always getsUp&leaves
3 none
4 none
5 none
6 none
7 none
8 none
9 sumtyms she aint here wen we need her
10 if it aint vampire diaries his busy trying to get rich sumwhere..nowhere 2b fnd
11 lol princess ncaar she brings out 'my up2NoGud' behaviour
12 will get back 2u just tagged her.
1of ur best songs eva?
giving a title of best song n music video...thee hottest eva 4me wud be drake's ova n deuces remix...luv luv em
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what a u doin in pta?
im doin me*drakesVoice*
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The most embarasing day ul nvr 4gt? E.Anderson
da day my pants got ****ed up n ma whole as* was showing...
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wld u date u bst frnds' ex bf? E.Anderson
neva sum lines i just don cross...
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Is der a diffrnc btwn a gal n a lady?... If der is plz tel... Maine
Yea des a dif
Physically dey r da sym
Characteristically dey r dif
C a gal is entitled to act childish & naive..
Girls act & then think..
A lady o the other hand is more matured & understands the word feminine..
Ladies always think b4 dey act...
st wrong to ask a lady frd to cook for me...? Cos i realy hav no stingz attachd to her,js food thats all, bt she tels her friend a dif story abt all this, kwezBOM
is my fud not gud nuf 4u...u cn always buy kfc pieces across da street...
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if d was smthn u wsh u cld change abt urself wht wd it b? E.Anderson
height....so phuqen wana be tall....
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whose ur local celeb crush? E.Anderson
bongani fassienation...:-)
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Do u think priests also have *ex via doggy style? IrvinThaGod
lol hell yea......*ex can turn a priest into a freak...i tell u da priest myt even shake n scream modan a p*rnstar.
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Marry me will end togethar(cool j)
married to kwez aka king of thee jungle.
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#pls lv a msg... Hello My Tillytubby, i am so freakdout ryt nw... I js wokeup next to dis dude... He says he is you...i think my eyes r confused... Pls col me back... Very soon, other wise im nt lvn dis bath room... kwezBOM
huny...dats ma lil bro...tod him to kip u busy while i went to buy veggies 4da sunday dish...didnt u c da note onda fridge...refresh n get outa bathroom...il b home within an hour..PS wifey.
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#pls lv a msg... Hello My Tillytubby, i am so freakdout ryt nw... I js wokeup next to dis dude... He says he is you...i think my eyes r confused... Pls col me back... Very soon, other wise im nt lvn dis bath room...
...........
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celebrity features u have?
ma lips have been compared to dos of megan goods n lungile radu..still trying to compare ma self..n ma brada inlaw once said ma legs look like olvia's legs frm jerseylicious
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1song dat reminds u of ur bf when it plays..
right next to u chris brown...
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Im an average kisser, BUT ON THE OTHER ONE, **** I DO NOT WANA BURST MY OWN BUBBLE!! IrvinThaGod
shud i ask 4ur email n draft sum notes boo...lol avarage is a fair score...bubble secured.
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I Disagree wt ur last qooh those thngs dnt *** naturali i hv male frnds wu cnt kicc to save anyones life thy horrible proven survey..hawua, yea myb sum r born able bt sum hawu thy need lessons igneta
lol neva bin da....i just met avarage kissers...who just needed a lil bit of kissing notes drafted ona paper....horrible 1ns...na.
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Wat colour is ur undrwear dat u wearn 2dy?
gat no undies on...
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Good moning lovely have a finest enjoying day (cool j)
thanx..flip syd.
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n hu sms u mostly? E.Anderson
hubby...