kwez Bom
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R u black or white
I am an african
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a text frm an ex reads
'dear ex..thank u 4bin ma ex..ur not a mistake ur just a leson..its nt dat u were bad bt i deserved btr..now dat i gat da best i can 4gt da rest.'
How do u respond? tilly
thank god u found yo best, other wise i was stil gna be trapd in yo exd mind... IM FREE AT LAST...
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lol wa hlanya, its da 21st century, wen da bible was written dey wasnt dis much pressure frm society nd da media. Lol nd wer wer u wen da 'virgin mary wasnt mastebating' lol plz dnt *** wit dat crack lyk guys saints of mastebation Liyah
It sounds lyk u r deffending yo masterbating activitiz, Lmao... Cmon Lee, stop it...its stil wrong,
wether ther is pressure o not... If Marry was a participant in such activities, she would hav neva been given the virgin tittle,
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give each a role in the bible
1nelson mandela
2desmond tutu
3thabo mbeki
4jacob zuma
5julius malema tilly
1 Moses - he was a very old man when he led the Israelites...
2 Levi - the Robe
3 Solomon - a wise man...
4 solomon (nt for the wisdom, bt for wives...)
5 Judas - Julius, Judas... Get it...
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how will u manage to kill urself without using ur hands? tilly
yho my tillytubby... I dnt even dream of killin my self... Bt i gues a hunger strike... Bt then i dnt knw if tht would work, coz am sure after few days of strike, id change my mind...
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she is hot as hellllllll but she has a huge ''hole'' would you keep her? Vince
eish Vince... Its a hard 1... Bt i think id keep... So many ladiz through the ages had to endure so much frm men of diffrent sizes, gettin the ryt man bt wit a wrong size... Hope u get my point... If i lov her 4 real, i'l keep... (bt ofcoz, betwn me n her, we hav to make it clear, its her 'large' n not me 'small'... Js to feel lyk a real man of the house...)
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If u hd2hv a disability,whch1 of dz wud u pik&y?deafnes or blindnes LadyN
a very hard joice my Lady, i think its better to loose a limb that sight o hearing... Y i say this cos it makes sense... Get it...?
U c, we human got 5senses, the sight sence only depends on 2eyes, same as hearig, on two ears... Bt the sence of touch is depended on yo whole body... So loosin a limb/arm o log...\ only means that one is limited on an ability lyk walkin o handlng things, bt can stil hav a sence of touch on the rest of the body...
3biggest lies ud hear from a gal's mouth? tilly
1. Im a virgin, girl please... Dnt u knw that his friends already knw tht ur nt...
2. I neva masterbated, lol... K no coments on that one, i think we all knw what most grls do in their closets...
3. I hate him... It is a lie if the girl always talk abt him...
(it is very sad that we r runin short of pure virgins... I mean girlz/ladiz who hav nt even masterbated, like the virgin Marry, its very bad these days, so many ladiz dnt value themselves... )
she nt turnd on by the fud. Previously,cookin for a guy ws an intimate thng... Nw i ges she stil holds that mentality. By alwng hr ta cuk for u,ure pwty much syng that u wnt hr-in her head of cos
lol... I gues her mind is corupt... I jst ask her for a favour, b coz of the situation i was in... I was relocating n she knws very well abt that, so i had all my stuf in boxes, i askd her to cook n imma bring all the ingredients, we agree, then she tells her frnd that i askd her to cuk 4 me, n that i amlookin for an opotuniti to hit on her...
I mean that is bull ryt ther... She n her r js good budiz n it endz ther, i realy cn nt handle her for anything mor than that...
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lol wat a coloured chick is neva complete dawg...dos chicks down da sell their teeth for r400...next time u want a real smile from a hot chick...*** to mpumalanga n stop visiting foreign places..lol tilly
Mpumalanga u say... Lol...Wher the sun keeps rising... Im considerin that... Bt most girlz i'v met frm that side hav acted shy n complicated, Bt be warnd, Swaziland chicks r sizling hot, teeth n titz i tel u... Eastern Cape has got the cream, GP got fly chikz, i think most o dem r lost, they think they live in USA...KZN has got supa chicks, very easy to get, its nt even funny....
Bt MP...wat hav u got to offer...??? I should pay a visit soon...
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if God was staying sumwhere on earth..where do u think hed reside? tilly
tjo, a very dificlt 1, bt im sure thr nabourhood would be very expensive, i imagn the streets made of pure gold...
Bt truth b told, God is living on earth, in the hearts of his ppl...
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i'm a big fan of king julian
me too...
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if *ex was a subject..wud u attend da practical classes? tilly
nah... It wold be boring for me...a total waist of time... They tried that in a biology class ddnt work... Atleast not for the boys, i gues it would be fine for girls... Free access to toys...
rnOne thing abt guys... They dnt need to be tought abt *ex... It comes naturaly... The only subject u cn teach guys around *ex is safety precautions of *ex...
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Stil w8n 4ur pic..*no joke*y dnt u upload ur pic??????????????ds is nt on kwez LadyN
Dear my lady
U r ova populating my mind as i write this lerra...
I knw u been dyin to c my cute face... Bt amangoradawatamangorado...
'Watz love got to do with it' (by tina turner)
That is wat i been askin ma self l8ly, coz i been told that, 'love is blind' (by Alicia keys)...
I had to ask ma self ' to b o nt to b' (by Shakespere) n the ansa was nt to b...
So 'I'm S S S Sorry, I'm S S S Sorry' (by Will.I.Am), im nt a pheartbreaker grl, bt i'm'I'm S S S Sorry' i wnt up load my pic any time soon, its costin too much data to upload my pic...
Wt happend to ' my love dnt cost a thing' (by J. Lopez) coz yo love cost me a pic...
u ms hav faith in me js lyk peter who walk on warer, not lyk thomas...
Dnt u knw that the beauty of a man is not on his face,
So i say screw the pic, n 'let the good tyms roll'
Eish baby girl its gettin l8, so 'lets js kiss n say goodbye' (by the manhattans)
Frm Kwez... Shap shap n gobye...
(ps...king julian is da man...)
lol im lazy very lazy,bt i always do wat i hv 2. Dnt rily lyk staying in a dirty plyc. Liyah
ok my child... The 'bt i always do wat i hv 2' kinda attitude sorrof justifies every tin n favours you... otherwise yo man was gna hav a hard tym wit u if u always in bed n do notin else... u c in every house hold this is how things should be... man watchTV - wman wash dishes
Man bring food - wman feed crew
Man sit on da couch -wman clean all da house
Man makes braai - wman makes salads
Nwthatsthewayitshouldbe...
If had to be a supa hero. What would be ur supa power and what would u call urself? Caramel89
i'd name my self King Julian... N for the supa powers... Nas for the powers, i'd hav the powers of controlin every thing wit my mind... Js lyk in the good ol movies...
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If Yu WeRe To chooSe a RaCe,WhiCh WuD Yu Wanna Bee And Y??
After_all we don't EveN knW Yo RaCe! bsilinda
Well Mz B, i would choose the marathon, i'm not a short distance person, inparticular the combrades.... thats my next biiig thing...
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3disadvantages of bin a man? tilly
1.u work yo way up so hard, she js comes in n enjoys the ryd...
2. A man has to pay 'dammages' when his grl is expecting, outside marriage... (i thought both parties bennefited when it was game...)
3. Gf or wife who is always nagging... A pure disadvantage...
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Gone r doz days!standin gt da corner whistlin 4ur gf 2*** out!eva bn da?if nt hw dd u do it LadyN
lol, doz daz r so gone... Today we js send plz cal me... ' Plz call @the conner' ...lmao...
Well back in da days we usd to ryt smal notes n ask a young boy o grl to deliver...
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Pls share wit da famly anithn interestin abt ur childhood???? phuks
i used to be avery cute kids, would get kisses from every momma n laddy...
i was biker at a very young age, i used to love Afro, still do, so even now, these wigs n weaves dnt impress me...
n oh, since the days of my youth, been singing in the shower
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pppppssssss baby...dontchu mind going across da street 2get sum pieces da fud burned...tod u i cnt get ma way arnd da kitchen.. tilly
babes... My laddy should be in soon... She says she knwz her way in da kitchen... I hav my outfit ready...
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sthandwa sam da visitors will be here any minute from now...remember no tapping ko dinner table..if u feel lyk doin dat deed gimme a signal n il folow u 2da bedrum...*wink* tilly
ist a shag nyt o wat...? M lovn it... Btw... Wat did u say u wer gna cook...? 'Kukuyami'...? I think its gna be a lovely evening... Did u ask them to come wit deir toys too?
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Jst red ur coment!wna tyk me az ur sec lady??? LadyN
YES... Coz it looks like 'the gun' has commited 'hit n run...', u'l neva b lonely wit me n tilly... Bt frst let me discuss it wit da wife, bt im sure she wont mind sharin... Ok i ms admit... I slept alone last nyt, tho we r still on honeymoon. she went parting, i'm still waitin for her to come bak...
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lol m going 2c mamazala how can u wake up n not give me a gudmorng kiss*cries* myb u shud start takin married couple classes...mr officer *wink*....mcwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #takeAllOfIt tilly
hello my honeybunny well i wanted to suprise u, i went to for an early hunt... I wanted to make u breakfast in bed...
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5 mistakes made by
gals when kissing Liyah
*hope madam tilly will prove me wrong on dis one...*
1. Grls turn to be very stif, relax n u'll have the best kissin pleasure...
2. Kissin is all abt Swapping saliva, so open da dam mouth grl...
3. The legs should b openned wide, otherwise the brother will suffocate... *again, relax...*
4. The magic is on the lips, so girl, shurup n drive...
5. N sm grlz like to rush.... Take it easy wit yo toung,
N lastly... Smokin is the biggest mistake a grl can do... So its a no no...
nai...my husband...indis marriage u shud kno...u wear da pants n i control da zip....so weneva i wnt it i get it... tilly
lmao... Yes madam tilly... U cn hav the garage door, for as long as im drivin the car, its all good... I tell ya this mariage is outa dis world...
tilly's been missing her tubby...damn where have u been? tilly
hey my tillytubby... #all smilez... Been missin u too much... Well i had to fly to CPT past weekend n nw am in a small farm town, all business nothin personal... Js that the reception is so bad...
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AmOngst ur friends whO wOuld u say is the cOffie,the sugar and the creamer...? Jaguarpaw
kofi = sbali hes the main thin
shuga = soso... she she always adds flavor to the crew
crima = sindi... she is just the cherry on top... cnt do with out