Mohammed Ashfaq Anwar
Gandhiji
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If you were stuck on the moon with a rabid dog:) and you only had one spoon what flavor potatoes would you marry? :)
Dog flavored potatoes with sprinkles of lunar soil, of course! Makes a lot of sense yeah? :D :P
And what did I do now? -.-
Who are you? :O
You're a big nose.
It doesn't make sense yeah? But still you are. :P AnishaTiwari
Eh, what what? :P
Yeah, most things you say don't. xD
Aww, thank you ^^
In a better mood now? :P
Kitnq jhooth bolega? Sharam nahi aati? :O
Jaa mar! Kood ja building se, sachhi bata raha hoon!
Ashuuuuu :* guess kar who is back? :P
Nooo clue. :O
Who is making your day? :P AnishaTiwari
Soo nosey you are :P
No one, that person didn't inbox me :(
you don't hav the guts to show ur bod.......do it c'mon make ma day
Hahahaha. Really man? You're talking to me about guts? :p
You don't even have guts to inbox me about this on Facebook. :p
Inbox me on Fb c'mon, make my day :p
can you post a shirtless pic of yourself
Sure, send me an inbox on Facebook and you shall have your wish fulfilled. :P
Do that and you may even be lucky enough to view a full nude pic of me. ^^ :$
Bapuji zara dheere challo =P revolverrao007
Hahahahahaha. xD
Bijli khadi yahan bijli khadi :P
Bapuji mere saath Harlem shaking karongi? :p
Nahi! Disco dance karna hain, toh mujhe bulana. :P
Bapuji! Mujhe bachaaaooooo
Main thoda busy hoon ab. Hitler ko bula, woh tujhe bachaaega. :P
gandhiji? o.O
Yes, I'm Gandhiji reborn. 8)
Can I irritate you too or is it just a one way thing? :P AnishaTiwari
Noo you absolutely cannot. -_-
Only I can. :P Go study for boards. :P
Lol dude , come into reality and you will come to know .
I can also say who said i bro up , i am still dating emma watson :D
Lol dude, I think I know who this is. You're one of the few people I told that. And well, you don't know every single thing that happened before and after that, so shut up. :)
LOL very sad know that you broke up ? :P
Who said I broke up? O.o
I will never leave Sanjay, we're together forever :)
Show me the way - Oh Revered One!!!
Oh fellow Indian, I(Gandhiji) have given you freedom, now it's upto you to decide which path you wish to take. :) :P
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
No I didn't. And I'm serious. :P IlikebeingBLUE
Hahaha fine fine. Must be some guy then :P
Wait a minute, did you ask those questions to troll me? -_-
Someone :P
Ahaan, that was very helpful :P
A friend of mine liked you very much yesterday :P
Whoo? :P
You looked cute :)
Thank you :D
Looked HOT yesterday!! :D
Hahaha thank you ^^ :P
Oh PUH-LEEESE tell me you were joking. IlikebeingBLUE
Now now, don't be jealous :P
Gandhiiji?!?!?! NICE username xD IlikebeingBLUE
Hahah, yup ^^ I'm a living example of his greatness after all :p
Everyone knows you do.
Good for everyone then :)
Do you love your gf ?
I have a gf? :O :P
That qn was aimed at your username ..aand its gone cuzimboss
Oh really? I didn't know that :p
Dosnt it bother u that ppl remove the pricetags when they buy new clothes cuzimboss
Yes it does :O
Why do people have a problem with showing the world the prices of their clothes? :O Unless they buy extremely cheap stuff :O
tell me more about ur se* life with pillows cuzimboss
That's between me and my pillow, can't disclose anything, sorry :P
cmon tell me ..we are bruhs for life no cuzimboss
How can I call a gay person my bro? :P
about what ? Life of living inside ur nose? cuzimboss
Personal stuff you don't need to know! -.-
dont u just hate it when u are trying to get some sleep in the night and ur mucus start talking to you cuzimboss
No I don't hate it. :O
My mucus and I have a very interesting conversation :P
poor ashf** logs into qooh me afterr 4 days abnd he sees is himslf getting owned cuzimboss
Why Maazur, why do you do this to me? :(
And go learn 'the English language'. :P
ur statement go learn english is invalid..it is supposed to b please go learn the english language ..oh and btw f***** and f**get have differnt meanings /.so s*ck my Dic* now please .. cuzimboss
Can you please do us all a favor and die? -.- :P
f***** gone f**get cuzimboss
Go learn English! :p
yes ashalf ask my qn back to me cuzimboss
'Cuz I'm boss! ^^
You're the one who is ignoring now :P AminaN
What are you saying? :O
I never ignore :O :p
admit it on weekends u
wear ur sisters saree and
put makeup lipstick and
shi* like that and stand
infront if the mirror and
call urself pretty cuzimboss
Did you just describe what you do every weekend? :O
Close girl friends?
None :( :P
Are you going to prank call any girl? :O
Yeah, very much possible :p
Why? Girls are out of bounds? :P
Who are they? :O
Secret :p
So are you gonna do that very soon? I mean prank call :P
Yup pretty soon :p
I have 2 people in mind ^^
How often do you prank call people? :P
Not very often :p it's been a while now :p
Last person you answered on qooh.me? =P
How would I know, it's anonymous :P
Last person you called?
Mervin
Last person you were angry at?
Sherin :P
Last person you texted?
Sherin
why are you such a bastard? :O
Sanjay GTFO! :P
so you don't love your uncles and your cousins? :P
Yeah kinda, but not as much as I love these people :P
These people are on top of the list :P
do you love anyone ?
Yes, my mom, my dad, my sis, my bro and my grandparents :P
this is a survey, so please answer honestly. do you believe in 'love at first sight'?
No I don't. No one can love someone just by looking at him/her :)
is it true that u secretly envy ur lab partner? cuzimboss
No it's not, I openly envy my lab partner. He's like the se*iest being on Earth :O
if your break up .. will you go out with me ?? ;)
Sorry, I'm not gonna break up, so you'll just have to find someone else :P
How well did you do for mocks? (preeeetty sure you aced it) :P
Nope, I screwed it up big time :p
ahh i dont know man i dont watch animal p*rn cuzimboss
Sure you don't, you stay up every night watching that :p
what are you saying? That website which contains all animal rape p*rn which u fantasise about everyday in clas* does not contain seagull p*rn? cuzimboss
No it doesn't, it's very sad :(
Maaz find me that na :(
dont u wish ur girlfreind was hot like me .dont u wish ur girl freind was sweet like me.dont you wish ur girlfreind was se*cy like me.dontchaa ..dontchaa cuzimboss
If only I had a girlfriend :(
what do you think about seagull p*rns? Is it more fasinating than hipopotamus taking a shi*? cuzimboss
I\'ve always wanted to watch seagull p*rn :O but I couldn\'t find it on the Internet, please send me a link Maaz :( like DUH!
aur badam,sugar,dhaniya,gold ?? cuzimboss
Nahi nahi, diamond powder ^^
kya aapke toothpaste mei namak hai? cuzimboss
Nahi :(
But I add salt to it before brushing :D
how many times have you watched p*rn? :O
Every day, I watch in the night 8) :O
Too cool I am right? :p
how many people :O ?
Too many to remember :p
last kiss??
Sooo many kisses, sooo many people, so sorry, I can't remember :p
Who?^^
That was just a dialogue man, I have a few close friends :)
We need the name!!!
Sh.......
Best bud?
One and only one person :p
Will u kiss me?
Gladly ^^
like anyone ?
Yes I do like a lot of people :P
Y u so hot :O ?
Okay, I'll let you in on my secret. Everyday, for 30 minutes, I sit inside my oven ;)
First kiss? ;)
when I was a baby, my parents kissed me :D
Naaa it wasnt that hot guy -.- it was someone else^^
Yeah my friend had come from India ^^ so went to meet that person :p
Your parents know you're gay?
No not yet, I'll tell them in a few years :p
I saw you in max that day with someone^^ who was that? ;)
That was my girlfriend, Sanjay :)
I am your sweetheart you idiot -.-
Yeah Sanjay only no, I know ;)
Tell me atleast? ;)
Sanjay gehi :$
you dunno if you're dating someone or not o.O ?
I know but I don't want to tell you -.-
do u like qoohme?
Good to while away time when you're absolutely jobless. :p
how do you feel about public displays of affection on facebook walls/timelines?
If someone loves someone, it's their choice whether they want to show it publicly or privately. In the end, it only matters to that one person. :)
Sorry ashuuuu :* goodnight :) Sanjay95
Kameene ke bacche! -.- :p
Are you dating some one?
Oh god ! -.-
I don't know :p
So you do watch actually? :O
Not really.
Do you watch p*rn? :O
Haven't watched much, now very rarely.
Saale again sanjay? U r toh gone case.
Thank you Sanjay :*
Oh tell tell?
Sanjay go sleep :p
Ok I have a girlfriend. Now that's enough, Sanjay, go away now! Pakao mat -.- :p
Yuckkk..... anothr 1?
Secret ;)
Name 1?
Sanjay :) my favorite one ^^
So u do hve a gf?
Like I've answered before, I've got plenty of 'em :D
So who is ur gf?
Some girl :p
Its not me mahn :O Sanjay95
Fine fine I believe you :p
r u pagal or what? Its nt him man.
Okay fine, you're not Sanjay! :)
Y wuld i be? Seriously who is ur gf?
Sanjay, chodo na abhi :p
Oh.. Yucckkkk
What? -_- jealous?
dude u seriosly are crazy! why do u think ever1 is sanjay?
Coz I'm in love with him. :D
And yeah I have a girlfriend, it's Sanjay! ^^
what sanjay sanjay? its nt him.
If it wasn't him, you wouldn't have said that you didn't know him. :)
Sanjay, jaake kisi aur ko ullu banaao :p
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