Lachlan
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I hate you
As the great CR7 says, keep your lovers close but your haters even closer.
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You're a terrible futsal player
I'm the captain of the division one top team. Can't get any better actually.
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faves musician right now
Bruno Mars
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would you s*ck one **** and then have all of dan blizerians girls for the rest of your life for reward or take 1000$ instead straight up ?
Probably take the money. Don't need to s*ck one to get girls and I'd prefer one nice girl. Not really a player like Dan.
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well does as many as you can in australia
in order
Melissa Tapper is actually the only attractive one that still plays. Malin Petterson was good.
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face tt player in the world ?
Zhang Jike the god
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she looks so young! thats kinda creepy....
She's cute though.
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whos the top 10 hottest girls in tt
In the world or Australia? I don't know 10 hot tt girls in Australia haha.
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My loss? rank you best assets and if its right ill reconsider your poor ranking skills :p
Best assests probably nice, caring, happy and hard working. In terms of physical assets, well that's for others to judge!
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what would your perfect girl be like ?
She would be like Ariana Grande
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sorry you got it wrong ! better luck next time ;]
Inbox me anyway, your loss if you don't ;)
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whos your fav brother ?
Love them all in different ways. Campbell *exually.
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heyyy! random question, who are your hottest uni mates in ranked order ??? ;];] rank the mright and ill IM you ;]
I'd probably say Steph, Jess, Meg then Dave. Is that correct? Terry is up there too. No homo.
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Whos the best player youve played
Dave. And William at coaching.
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Rank thpae guys in potential too meaning who has the best hopes for the future
They're all good and good potential Just who wants it more?
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Rank the following in level(and if u think they r about the same do something like this john~greg) justin han robbie frank david powell hemming hu kane townsend
1. justin
2 rob
3 dave
4 hemming
5 kane
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In order who is the better tt player
Richmond Reyes
Dillon cathcart
ivan
Hemming
Sam
Hemming
Ivan
Dillon
Sam
Richmond
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How long have you played tt for?
Been training about 3 years
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What do you say when people say you cant coach
Nobody has said that. Because I am a good coach.
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Rate your table tennis skills?
Improving
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shove it in
Shove what into what?
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What exactly are you hoping to be asked here?
Nothing. Just to fill in time when i am on the train.
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Not that Dillon you gumby
Oh hey Dillon Chambers :) Ily mate
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Yeah dilena is not even a bloke
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It's honestly Dillon! 100% honest
Hi Dillon! Unblock me on fb you gumby
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Who fingers you then?
Alf Stewart.
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What do you and Sam think of dilena?
Sam is a great bloke and Dilena is Dilena
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In order who is the better tt player
Dilena
Dillon cathcart
Hemeng
Ivan
Haha. I know it is you Sam. Because you spelt Heming as Hemeng before
Heming
Ivan
Dillon
Dilena
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You better than Campbell yet?
Haha he is improving .
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ill put u in that situation if you dont answer. i choose my mates based on whether they have character, answer ****.
Hahahaha lol. Well you seem like a weirdo so i dont want to be your friend.
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would you bang your dad to save your mums life?
Bahahaha! I don\'t see how i would ever get into that situation!
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thoughts on scott
Get on well with him. Top guy!
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thoughts on derek
I dont know him well. But he seems nice. I heard he doesnt have armpit hair.
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do you wish you were as big as hua?
Haha he is pretty tank. Nah i just want to get my tt muscles stronger.
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honestly, who do you think is asking the hwatt and croydon questions
I think it is Nathan, Noah and maybe Derek. Lol i dont really hate hwatt. Just going along with the fun.
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thoughts on hua?
Top bloke. Great coach
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thouhts on brett sonnet?
Don\'t wanna get on his bad side. But he is fine if you are nice to him.
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would you f*** soo yeon lee?
Yes i would, she is hot
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thoughts on Noah
I don\'t know him well. Seems pretty funny and a good kid.
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Honest thoughts on Dillon Chambers
He is a good mate, and i am so grateful he is my hitting partner.
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CHEESE!
Hey, whoever this is? I wish i saw more people from school
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"Also i\'d rather play in a more positive environment, without any arrogance. Makes it more enjoyable." - Lachy Harris. Player from Croydon.. a club that only has Yang Shen. HWATT want to win.... what do u want?
Ahh what? We have David Powell and Dillon Chambers. What do you mean what do i want? I want to become a good player and have a good life. Look, i know i am crap but we all have to start somewhere. Lol you are obsessed with HWATT vs Croydon rivalry.
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You croydon players are jealous of HWATT and the fact that HWATT is a professionally successful club.
They are successful and a good program for developing juniors. I am not in any way jealous. There are much cheaper alternatives to HWATT, which are just as good. It\'s how hard you work in the end! And there are plenty of top juniors not from HWATT. Also i\'d rather play in a more positive environment, without any arrogance. Makes it more enjoyable.
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Do u think u are muscular?
No. I need to go to gym.
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ever since I met you so many years ago, youve just been so cute and hot the whole time..... i haven't seen you since monbulk, but ive always had a crush on you. plz let me pas*ionately kiss you while you thrust me inside with your hard rod.
Haha, well how come you never told me? :P
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Can I s*ck your Dic*?
Uhmm ask me in person. Chances are i will punch you in the face.
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you've improved heaps at tt dont stop training :P
Thanks :) I won't stop until i drop.
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are you by any chance a kangaroo?? cause ive been told you have three v*****s..... one which is fairly funny positioned, seems to be where a face should be?
Haha! I am pretty sure Kangaroos don\\\'t have 3 v*****s
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id rather look at the inside of a cows as* than you
You\'re just jealous that i am way better looking than you. We both know it.
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the dead seagull in my backyard can pick up more birds than you ;)
Haha you loser. I guess this is Matt
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who's better out of luke cosgriff,jonathan pan, winston phan, jimmy nguyen, dilena kulasinghe and augustine nguyen, (list in order) ?
Probably all pretty similar
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Thoughts on ivan, nathan , derek tun and james lew?
good players.
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what cub other then HWATT do you dislike ?
None other. When I say i dislike HWATT, i don\'t have a problem with them, it is a good program. Just that I don\'t like it!
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who is the hottest table tennis player at croydon that still plays ??
Me.
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do you think you are a 70 percent chance of making the victorian under 21 B team this year ?
Yes if i continue my form from Bendigo, in U21 events at tournaments. And if there is a B team
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Who do you actually know from hwatt?
i know pretty much all of them
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Who do you actually know from hwatt?
Catherine Duong i know the most
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Who do you dislike from hwatt?
I just dislike them as a whole. They are the enemy.
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Why are you so crap at choosing bets? Matt_Hetherington
Because I like giving you money :)
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Do you consider yourself good at table tennis?
No I don\\\'t. But I am training hard and hope to be good one day. Thanks for the support ****.
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Biggest f** in tt
is that a question or are you saying i am? hmm maybe james wong. he is pretty gay.
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I love your nipples.love Sammy boi
Thanks Sammy! Maybe we can meet up one time? ;)
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Who is your favourite player to watch from mornington sampalmer24
This beast: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151931827210551
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Who is the best player you have ever beaten in an official game
Caleb Korlett at Bendigo this year. Hopefully I can get a few more good wins at Croydon.
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Who's the best looking chick from tt
In the whole world or Australia? World I would say Soo Yeon Lee, Australia probably Melissa Tapper
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Lool every hwatt person. Croydon is shi*.
Nah mate
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top 5 gumbys ?
Top 5 gumbys
1 - Matt Hetherington
2 - Every HWATT person (except Malin)
3 - Dillon Cathcart
4 - TTV
5 - Greg Bristowe
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if the cake is hiding behind another cake where is cake number 3?
bukkake
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would you consider nathan van der heiden a gumby?
yes very much so
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whos the biggest gumby from vic?
robert frank
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This is hilarious - whats you're middle name?
Stephen. Who are you?
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how the fark do use this shi*.... you ask yourself questions?
no. ceebs explaining. not too hard to work out though. who is this?
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Furthest you have gone with a girl?
The full way
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Who is the\your best/favourite TT coach apart from Smythe, Powell, tan, henzell and frank ?
Me
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Have you had intercourse ?
not by consent... jokes
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How many girlfriends have you had ?
One more if you would date me ;)
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how many cocks can you fit in your mouth at once?
Haven\'t tried, never will try, but if it was a hypothetical, probably 4
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what about Robert Frank David Powell Simon gerada, Trent carter?
I haven\'t met Trent, Rob has been good to me, so yes. And Dave yes. I respect him a lot.
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Why's Matt hetherington such a loser
Bahaha! Because he thinks Pavlova is a New Zealand invention ;) Apart from that he isn\'t a loser.
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who are the best role models in aussie tt you reckon?
William Henzell, Mark Smythe and Hemming Hu
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Who are you dating and why?
I\'m not dating anyone