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r u *exy?
hahahaha.uzawone wekha.
iwe
ine.haha.mwabisa zina lanu.
Z true u asticker mahn?
nono!
Hehehe.kma ndiye akunyesa nawo mafuso opelela,u luvng it?
mafuso opelele? Huh?
Panja dzina lanu lima tathauza chani dude?
kusamva mesa ndinakuwuza kale?
Panja akazi ako aja nem yawo cha?
kayanso2.iwe ukuwaziwa?
Wats up NJALA boy?
oh.oh.mpaka wandipasa zina.haha.kumwamba kuli ceiling. Kaya inu?
z t true ure hitting on sm1?..lyk rily?
ah.ah.funso lako loyamba limeneli.?
when did you hve ur ah ha moment?
ahha nde cha?
Hehehe u r askn urself questions
ah.ndazifunsapo ine?
who was ur first crush in primary school
sindikukumbukira.
Ya man. i clicked on someones qooh.me profyl thn someone elses thn found a Q frm u. so ya. im nt a weird stalkr though hihi
mmmhuh.
No! i am as anonymous as anonymous can get!
owo!
I knw it! (tht u live in llz) im a gud guesser ryt? :-)
nah.ur nt. Umaziwa kale.
if u wur givn a chance to screw d gal of yo dreamz,wud u go 4 it?
zosatheka.ukungoganiza.
eva measured ur ****?
niga wtf z wrng wit u?
coz evn questnz tht r ok u r answrin lyk u answrin chitsiru. U r a man, osamapanga ngat nkaz
wow!kani.
If u cnt answer th questns u r askd, why dd u join Qoohme. Fellow christian tryina reason with you.
ah.sinayankhe liti?
whats your kind of girl?
idk
Kodi munafunsirapo mkazi man?
ukaziwa uta?
How long is your member?
huh?
do u lyk fat galz?
ndimadana ndi satana yekha.
hello prota?:) so we friends? dlalisile
wats ur name?
you wanna be friends?
yeah.
which is your favourite verse in the bible?
Jeremiah 29:11
I alone know the plans I have
for you, plans to bring you
prosperity and not disaster, plans
to bring about the future you
hope for.
how old are you?
Old enough to know
wats gud and wats bad.
wht is ur greatest fear?
The fear of God
is the greatest fear.
who was the ugliest gal u ever met?
no 1.
Mulungu sanalengepo munthu wonyasa.
Who z ur fav frend?
JESUS
a swazi is a gal from swaziland?
owo!zikomo potiziwisa
How many languages do you
speak ?
undiwerengere.
English-gud
nyt
chewa-mugone bwino
tumbuka -m'gone makola tonga-
m'gone umampha.
Arabic : ????? ???? = Layla Saaida.
French :bonne nuit.
Spanish : Buenas noches.
German : Gute Nacht.
Itialian : Buona notte. Japanese :
konban wa
bahasa:Selamat
Malam.
Werenga.
Umamwa kachasu?
nde chani zimenezo?
Umamwa kachasu?
kachasu ndecha?
Wht u gna b doin 2nyt monga friday? MISSDANIELZ
kugona. U?
are u a chikka?
chka amatanthauza zambiri.ufuna unene ziti.
how many girls have you shagged?
noone.
R u crazy?
yea.I Am Crazy About Jesus
eva bin in luv?
wit Jesus.yea.
Anthu.nah.
would u date a swazi girl?
define swazi 1st
Y r u single?
ah.mmmh.nthawi.kufuna.
Who r u datin nw?
no 1.:-)
wat type of muzk do u lyk? Lilia
hiphop gospel,rnb. U?
kdi paja timakamba kti cha?
s.k.i.a. ??
Busnesboy??
mxii.ukafuna kuziwa ukamfuse osama.
The kingdom is my business So you can call me a business man.follow the scripturesSo you can call that my business plan.
wats ur occupation?
student!
S.k.i.a.
Businesboy.
ever had a boyfriend?
ah.ah.I Ain't Gay'
have you ever had *ex?
Searching
rnWhat is *ex? ??????????? 87% complete.... ERROR:error nt fnd!
rnPepani sitiziziwa mukukambazo
Z it true dat u hv a crush on a certain gal at the college
kolegi yaku?
If your life was a book, what
would be the title and how
would your story end?
??
If you were a famous movie star,
what types of movies would you
star in?
idk
If today was your last day on
Earth and tomorrow aliens were
taking you away to travel
through space, how would you
spend your last day on earth?
ma aliens nde zitiso.
What is the most embarrassing
moment you have ever had in
your life?
:-(dnt rmnd me.
Which one song describes your
life the best? Why?
??
Koma nawenso nde kaya2! Asah
ah.iwe double t. Mmmh. Ndakanika.
No! Catch u l8r! Am nw at xul! (MIJ)
hahahaha.sindikukumbukirabe.
Anotha hint: Double T!
ah.ina.
Hehehe! Dis z fun!
munena simunena.
It won't b anonymous anymore!!
ah.nde basi.zikhale.
BT GAL! Lol
hahahaha.anothr hint pliz.
eh.miyendo yothawira ndili nayo.
Basi! Mwina ndine! Lol
hahahahahahaha.
Dzina kae?
Who z ur crush?
ukaziwa uta!
*personal*
Hahaha lol
eye2.iweo tawerengera onse wakhala nawo aja.mene unayambira kuwauza kti u cnt live without them. Bwanji uli moyobe pano munasiyana?
Nanga y u single til nw
GOD KNWZ.
IWE UMAFUNA NDIZITA?
Iz it tru dat ur gay?
mxii.akazi onsewa.
hahahaha.lero.mwazuka ndi mphamvu eti.haha.
Unangonama? Ndikubwera konko Faith.Sparks
hahahahaha.ndikumbuse! Haha.
hw mch dd u gt?
hahaha.nah.iyi inali yosapeleka.ya sourthn ma award ose tinawina.
ok..hv u evr won anyfing @ atem?
bst supprtng actrz.
ok..#1 in the south wt went wrng 4 u t be # 7 in Lz?
anatikhomerera.akulikuni amatukwana ma judge.pokanena anati ndife.ndie2 kusisa kuchokera pa 1 mpaka pa 5.
so u min ts the bst evr?
yea.1.zamazipopa ngati ambuyomu 2.amatha 3.akalakwisa amavomereza.etc
u hve ben ther wth the liks o4 makonokaya,do u se any chancs 4 3m bein # 1?
eh.kwambiri.kuposaso a last year.
man tl m wt ws ur bst day as an zcss atem actr?
hahahaha.tsiku tinakhala number 1 ku sourthern region.
do u lyk girls
kukhaka amzanga2. Nthng mo nthng les.
What things piss you off?
zambiri kwabasi.
Who z ur bst frnd?
Jesus!:-)
Tell d world how many hav u dumped? Or how many they hav dumped u?
no one!
Describe yoself in 3 wordz.
iam who iam
Which Is The Most Shocking
City?
za mzeru kma!
Electri-city
What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
100% Attendance ... =P
ey boy ya so geneous
thank u!
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