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Now I'm just confused, are you batman? ARE YOU ****ING BATMAN!?!?!
The goddamn Batman
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So that means you are not, in fact, batman?
No it does not.
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so people are misconceived to believe you are batman?
that's correct
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What’s a common misconception people have about you?
I'm Batman
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Who are you dating?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Your face? (note: you agreed that this was indeed the question but now I'm afraid I'll need to see an answer :P)
The answer is the question is the answer... it is ouroboros
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Your face is thequestion
Correct.
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It was entirely relevant for your lack of face is stupid...
That is not a question.
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So is your fayce...
Your comment is irrelevant for I have no face.
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That song is stupid...
So is your comment...
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Duct tape or super glue? (for your broken heart, and in general?)
"My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover..."
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Ever had your heart broken? If so by who?
Many times.
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Can money buy love?
No, but it can buy peace of mind.
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Who would you like thank today and what for?
Batman
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Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
Yep
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What is your weakness?
Sunlight and chicks with picks.
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How long would you like to live for?
Forever
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What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
Hairy balls.
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Your next smartphone?
iPhone 6
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What bores you about people ?
Stupidity and closed minds
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How much is enough money for you?
Rent and food is all I need. Money means nothing to me.
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A song they should play at your funeral?
This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVi3-PrQ0pY
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What is your mother's name?
Batman
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
Batman
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hehehe, what about the A's?
I love a good A. :)
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Which product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
All of them
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How do you feel about dating y's?
No I'm definitely into the V's
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How do you feel about dating exes?
I don't.
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wasn't working the balls. no pants. just a soft kicking, like enough to put me on one knee for a bit but then the soreness that sustains the rest of the day, Im not sure what motivated me, nothing better to do I suppose, decided to stop though, just in case :D
In that case pull away. It's good for your health.
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I jerked myself off like 4 times in the last few hours, is it normal to feel like I've been kicked in the balls?
Depends I guess... Were you working the balls while you did it? Did you have pants on and were they tight? How hefty a ball kicking are we talking? Cos if it's like hard to breathe level, then definitely no... And finally, what the hell inspired you that much?
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What was your last date like?
Um...
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Which Foreign country do you dislike the most and why?
****ing RUSSIA. Bunch of mysogynistic, homophobic, racist, small minded ****tards. **** that ****hole.
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Plans for 2014?
Fight more crime
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Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
Batman
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your face is a stupid question/ there are no stupid questions, only stupid people, and MERRY CHRISTMAS (you don't know who I aaaam lalalalalaaaa-la)
This is not a question.
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Hey, no need to take the global warming qooh so literally bub's :P have a good christmas?
Ask a stupid question...
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What are some of your favorite songs? (I like that youtube link, so I might as well ask :3)
That's not an easy question to answer, but off the top of my head here are five that I can love, in no particular order. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVlGrWw4rU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZC-EOs_fyA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do2fhD_oHUg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncmCTvJoyDQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQa2CT0ZYjw
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I don't trust Wikipedia articles as much as real people plus im lazy, can you condense some more important facts on ye old Neo Geo for me?
The Neo Geo was a unique arcade system developed by SNK of Japan in the 1980's. It used an MVS board (meaing Multi Video System) that allowed arcade owners to simply swap out giant video tape sized cartidges (same sort of thing as a SNES or N64 whenever they wished to get a new game. Far cheaper than purchasing an entire cabinet. The MVS board was ported over into a home console that allowed users to take the arcade cartridges and run them on their home television. Arcade PERFECT! Later SNK release the Neo-Geo CD which was a Compact Disc based system, that whilst containing far superior and full orchestrated game music, suffered from HORRENDOUS loading times. The two versions of the home system never failed to make a big splash due to their prohibitive cost )and the scarcity of the system), but 2D gaming in the 8-16 bit era simply DID NOT get better on a graphical level.
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One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1ly1GMwwc
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Could another cold war stop global warming? JonBonTheSecond
Could an argument about borders and nuclear proliferation stop Global Warming? Nope.
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What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
Just do it.
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Who are you thinking about as you answer this?
A woman
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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
Coffee
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What happens when we die?
Nothing.
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My good sir I've come to ask,
Whats your thoughts on suicide?
How would you bear the burden,
If you could've saved one, who died? JonBonTheSecond
My thoughts... complex question. I believe everyone has the right to choose their own death. I believe in euthanasia. So it might sound hypocritical for me to say I don't sit as comfortably with suicide. Why? Because more often than not it is done by someone who is unwell and not of sound mind to make an honest and rational choice. It's an escape for many, from emotional pain and that I don't ascribe to as easily. Escaping a terminal illness and saving yourself and your family undue suffering is one thing... trying to escape something you can get help for (I've been there, I know what I am saying) is another. If someone I could have saved died, then my life as I know it would be over. I would be broken and changed beyond anything I am sure I can truly imagine. Death is immovable. It's permanent and the emotional impact on me would be the same. Hope that helps? If you are having thoughts of suicide yourself SQ, then I would urge you to seek help from your local doctor, GP or even emergency room at the nearest hospital. THere is help in MANY forms. You just need to step toward it, rather than make a choice you can never take back.
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Leverage on your identity?
I suppose you mean my name,
I suppose I was simply too lazy
to think of one less lame,
Now I too appear restricted
from replying in a normal fashion
I wonder why we are so afflicted,
Does Qooh.me not like me? I question :(
JonBonTheSecond
I seem to be able to reply via my phones browser. Curious.
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I do indeed
Practice all three.
the third's my favourite
try it, you'll see.
alas another question
What type of artist are yee?
and hath thou anything else
to query of me?
I paint, I draw, I music, I film. I'm sure I do, but know not who to Qooh... perhaps you could reveal yourself or let me know how to contact ye.
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Doth thou have a hobby?
Doth though practice art?
Doth though say "hey, what smells like popcorn?"
After a quiet fart?
I do. I do. I don't. Do you do any of those?
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Q#2 for I shall double up,
Is there risk to my dare? the answer is nup
but ridle me dis my question answerer
Wud you care at all or wonder who or what I were?
If The Question is really, who are you?
would The Question care if I became the question number two?
Curiosity is innate. Of course I wonder who or what you are... would you be surprised if I didn't? The Question has no control over who you should be and that is the way it should be.
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I enjoy mead but i do not need meed
I have been known to knead dough though,
my pizza's always succeed,
though there's no miss Anon to join me, be my steed.
any who this one question should not be so free,
I may double up this time, 1st how doth thou pee?
I pee from my pee hole.
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I dare if I want and I will dare, indeed
Does The Question play VideoGames?
Does he enjoy a good meed? (do you like drinking? meed rhymes :P)
Is there risk to your dare? Is there a Mr or Mrs Anon around? The Question has been known to engage in televised gaming machines. The Question often needs mead. Do you need mead?
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is the question tall?
how long is his hair?
does he hold multiple names
in this Qooh.me afair?
The Question is large The answer is short A pseudonym if that is a name An affair you declare... do you dare?
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LIKE REALLY SERIOUSLY TOTES?!?!?
Yes.
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It might be better i suppose
if the question were a she
but men and women alike
have hole's fit for my peepee ;)
My question for you today
is of what thoughts you hold
for people, lesbian bi or gay
do you accept them or scold?
A true and valid point there. Peepee's in holes are such a big win. I hold no thoughts particularly. People are people. Who you f*** is your business, not the worlds, not social 'norms' and especially not religion's. Love is free. Free is love.
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EKC is a school, And tis where I go,
but I feel a fool, If you truly didn't know,
Would you lie to me my good sir?
To keep TheQuestion confusing?
Are you in fact a her?
my lord this is amusing...
The Question doesn't lie. I may be a her. Would you like that I wonder?
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Michael Douglas' is not, the game of which i spoke
It was worth a shot, but you seem un-provoked,
Now who could you be, mister TheQuestion
Do you go to EKC??? or must i quit guessin'
I don't go EKC. I don't know what EKC is actually. Guess away anon. It will be most interesting to see how long it takes you to find the answer to The Question. I bet you like not knowing the answer, just a little.
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well, the name game is lame, its a shame, but how would you feel if i mentioned THE GAME
Are we talking the Michael Douglas 'The Game' game? Cos I'd be down for that.
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Do you want to play a game?
Sure what game would you like to play?
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how many ducks would a wood chuck f*** if a wood chuck could f*** ducks?
He would f*** as many ducks as his f*** could muster. In total somewhere between 3 and 5 depending on what breakfast he ate.
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Who are you? O_O Cassie_Cini
I am The Question.
Why do you ask?