Tiki Mattimbars
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U r a flea 2 ax me any questn...Oops! I meant,U r free 2 ax any questn...lol
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eti umakonda ma plain, kugawagawa matenda
hahaha! Akutero ndani? For your info, am a virgin. Ya, i feel like one i could say am kind of a secondary virgin...
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R U married?
what th hell? Am too young for that!
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heard U r a D.O.P. wat does that mean?
lol...thats classified info..
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I lyk U boy...what cn i do 2 hv u? Serious
mm...i say, let me see you 1st. But from th look o things, i wouldn't like you
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r yu a quiet guy?
hahahaha! Not really. You'd be annoyed in my company.
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wht do u lyk in a gal?
there's alot...sometimes i disregard anythin else cause i really like her...
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Z thr a person wh usually annoys u buh u stil want thm?
yes, there is one...sometimes you just want somebody to annoy you...lol
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What mks up tedxplicit! ?
please ask again, i don't understand your question...
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Gd.,am the opPosite of t!
mmm...am stil thnkn...r u really? LoL
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what does tiki mean? I had a puddle named tiky.
Tiki is th name Ted twisted in a very funny way...
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If i were ur gal wat would u do 4 me?
if i knew who you are, the better...but if you were my gal, i'd do to/for you what i do to gals who are mine....and you'd be intoxicated with me like am some type o wine
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So u sing?
sing, very very rarely but rap, yes big time..
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Am ur nytmare turnd in2 reality,am ur staLker,watch owt!
sha! That sure sounds scary...you better be good...lol
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Am i the1 u drim of evry 9t?
only if i knew who you are! You may be th 1 i dream of!
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Wat do u regret in yo love lyf?
Trust.
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Wat do u regret in lyf?
i'll not tell you that i don't regret my past cause it shaped my future bla bla bla...everybody regrets, its just that we brush it off and focus on tomorrow. i'll be honest about it, i have many regrets...
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Eva gone out wit a rich girl? How did it feel?
rich gal. Unfortunately, it was way back n i was only a young boy.. All i know is that she didn't actually have me in mind-she must've had greater things to worry about and i wasn't one of those..i know that not all do that. Matter of fact, hook a brother up! Hahaha!
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Eva lodged wit a girl?
going to a lodge with a gal? I've never done that before. Whether its strict budgetin or dislike towards lodges, i don't know. Can we focus on hotels now? Hahaha!
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Wats da difference of being in love and falling in love
bein in love is about you lovin n bein loved back...in short, its a two way thing. Fallin in love can happen to somebody even if they aren't loved back...thats why some of these gals are fallin in love with foreign musicians who don't know them.
Kodi ndi zochit***a manyazi 4 u 2 jst tel us if your taken or not? Kapena ndiwe ochulukidwa? Tel us if yo a man enough hu z yo girlfrend Tiki?
hahahaha! You sure are funny! This is not about bein man enough or not. There are greater things to use in establishing if am man enough or not! If you REALLY wanna know, then you'll do it my way...not th other way round...and my way is th inbox way...Kuchulukidwa? Ineyo? No way!
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Do u eva tink of going bak 2 yo ex?
no. I don't.
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Do u believe in love?
yes yes and yes. I believe in love. I urge u to do th same. Its th key to great relationships
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Eti ulina ukweche mkamwa? Mwauka uli a matabwa? Mwasowa ka.
nili makora kwaili imwe? Ukweche uli kusangika mkamwa yayi...kuleka yapo nili mwanalume wa clean. Nipulikenge zvoteta yayi. Wapulika waka?
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can u sleep u in bed wit a gal and not do a thing to her?
it would depend on th situation...but 1st of all, why would i be in such a situation...? Thats so tempting...but i think i can manage though
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Eva bin in love? How does t feel to lov bt neva b loved in return?
yes, i have been in what we commonly call love. and i know Its hurts to love n neva be loved back tho i haven't been thru it myself...
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Are u da cheating type?
cheating type? No. Am "th here to stay" type.
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Here z sum1 hu z in lov wit u and wud do anyting 2 v yo heart. Tel me 5 tings i shud do 2 win yo heart?
letst say there were 6 or just more than 5 things to do, would you still do for th sake o winnin me? If you're really down 4 me, face me. Don't lurk in th shadows...hit tha inbox n lets see!
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Eva fallen 4 yo relative b4?
many people, once in their lives have. Its a feelin that most people wouldn't tell anyone cause it raises eyebrows to some. But trust me, many have, but it doesn't go further than that. If you ask them out, man thats a whole new thing, not what am talkin about!
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Have u eva used a girl before?
thats not a Tiki thing. I don't use gals, its not fair-(am bein a gender activist now)
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Do u have a galfrnd
hit my inbox-You'll not have to hussle with th question, i'll be straight to th point
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would you dress as a woman to hide your identity?
if there would be an importance to it and it would help me out in a way, bein was th only option i had, laugh at me but i'd definately put that attire on.!
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Am gona hv to thnk abot that kuopa kuyaluka
am worth trustin wha secret...i wouldn't open up my mouth...aint a Tiki thing at o
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F a gurl z so desparately into u n u know t. . What wud u do?
i'd most definately take her on board if i liked her too. If we clicked, then it'd be automatic
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Atsogo simukuona kt mafuso amenewa mukuchimwapo apa cz u entertainn som nasty question...taganizani bwino pamenepa
atsogo mwa njira iliyonse sikuti ndikuchimwa ndikuthandizira nkhosa zomwe zili ndi mafunso...nkona mafunso amachimo ndikuwamanga nkuwaphwasula...
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do you believe zombies exist? and what would u do if you were been attacked by one.
i think zombies exist in th underworld...same with vampires n o those horrible creatures. Ask Pastor Tiki what he'd do.
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did u ever get a crush on a teacher ?
yes! I have. Guess what, there's one i just got a crush on recently but i was disappointed to hear her she's a MRS. she's too girlish to be. So no more crushes on teachers, i have made up my mind.
was your first priority in life?
my life, and that includes my fear for God...family n education come next followed by etc...lol
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has a girl played wit your feelings before?
yes. Thats what i don't want to happen to me again.
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whats the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
i pray, then brush, drink water then brush my teeth...but i need somebody to remind me all this everyday...lol
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Nde u dnt hv a gal?am i that big lucky to have u?
if i were to categorise your question, i'd say it's an inbox message...try your luck gal, don't mind anyone else...cool?
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have you ever fallen for you bestfriends girlfriend.
no. It happens?
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whats the most disgusting thing u've ever expirienced?
hehehe! There's alot. All of it lays on bad odour. Lets save our vomit, okay?
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what was the lowest grade you've recieved in a test?
9% (maths) no laughin
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whts more attractive, the as* or the boo*s?
mm...tough question...both. They're both round n eeeh! (Censored)
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who was your firdt crush in primary school?
oh, it was a gal called Hanna C. I reserve th surname since she's my fb friend.
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have u ever attempted to to measure p****? and compare the measurements when you flaccid and erect?
THIS QUESTION IS STUPID. DON'T BRING IT FOR REMARKING.
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i hv a crush on u nde i wnt to knw b4 i break it off.nde uchilandira bwanji?
ndasangalala. Now don't say it anonymously...you could be lucky
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are you bi*exual? and wht would you do if your girlfriend is bi*exual?
i will NEVER BE BI*exUAL OR GAY. Am TOO STRAIGHT. Bring your sister.
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style as in fashion? your dress code
oh am a very simple person. I like simple casual. Tight fittin rather that bulky...
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whts your sence of style?
please ask again and send...i don't get it really.
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okay then! rolling eyes. which is your favourite verse in the bible?
Philippians 4:13 read that one.
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hawu! honeymoon is about your special occasion of been together for the rest of ur life. so, do u like girls in a teddy or naked?
Naked was th dress code in eden...my honeymoon will depict that as well...
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who was thw ugliest person you ever saw?
ugliest? This is a ridiculous question considerin that you're talkin about God's image.
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were would you love to have ur honeymoon?
considerin th fact that nowadays we do honeymoon countless times before th wedding day, i'd prefer to do it in you usual bed since nothin would be new...no need to waste money
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wht would your family say if you dated sameone 20 years older then u?
i know my family would talk. But you, money talks louder
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has a man ever hit on you?
indirectly, yes. But my reply was th worst rebuff ever.
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please describe your dream girl.
this is one of those "inbox me" questions...do likewise for th sake of your reply
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would you date a lady 20years older than you?
most definately! As long as she provides me anythin like a mom would do-it would compensate for th shame i'll have in datin somebody older than me. People laught, and to me it matters alot
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do you like hot chocolate wht mush mellows?
here's my bowl please!
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have u ever fought over a girl before?
not at all. Just there's this guy who thinks he snatched a gal from me when i'd let him have her after scrutinisin his stained reputation. I guess its record breakin to have a history o snatchin a gal from me! I must be hot! Hahaha!
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wht would u do if ur brother dated your ex and decides to marry her as well?
thats no problem at all! Am not jealous with somebody i shed from my system! As a matter of fact, it would make an ex a sis-in-law! Know what i mean?
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hav u eva bin hurt b4?
no, but i've been disappointed before
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T seems ur afraid of being lov. y?
afraid of bein in love? Not at o. Am that type of person who doesn't mistake infatuation for love, so am capable of knowin if what am bein shown is love or just a mere short-lived feelin, marked and paint-decorated to look like love! I know my weaknesses n only a right person will take me the way i am, not tryin to fix me into what they want, am not a toy.
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simungatiziwe atsogo tangoona ena akufuna akupusisen kuti ndiwowo
atsogo...tazivundukuleni mask yanuyo tikuthayimeni nkhope...musatero...mwatan kod!!!!?
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Man it was jst a joke koma seriously do u hv a gal?
man, you'll ask me this question like a hundred times and i'll still tell you th same thing. I rarely break my principles you know...follow that simple procedure n it shall be well with you n your soul...lol
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hav u eva bin heartbroknd b4?
heartbrocken, no. Disappointed, yes.
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man is it true ur hood is calld moro ntengelenji lol
hahaha! Kwathu ndi kwa **ro trapirenji...nkona madona kulibe...
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atsogo ndakunyadilan
kodi atsogo inu ndinu atiwo?
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atsogo am back wit mo mafunso......chooyamba sindine amene mukuganiza...mwaphonya or mwambwita atsogo..kodi kumbwitaku ndiujeninso mumaphonya?
mai mai mai! Kumeneko musafike! Pokhapo ndine Drogba! Sindiphonya penate!
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Do hv a gal?kapena ur gay?
this is a very useless question. Am answering it because i want to make it clear to you that I\'ll never be gay even if all gals were removed from earth. A female goat will do better that a person who\'s male-i mean for *exual purposes
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Whn r you planing 2 fynd dat mis ryt?
i didn't indicate if i have or not...follow that simple facebook procedure...everybody wants whats right
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Assuming u hav 1. .hw do u thnk sh wud fl f sh sees ths?
assuming i had one, how would she feel if she saw what? If bein in a relationship is bein deprived of havin what one finds to be fun, then screw relationships. Let me be done with fun 1st, i may not have th time in future. One who's in a relationship with me has to take me as i am! Am difficult but i could change for for my miss Right!
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Thrz none so r u single o gt 1
here's what we do, create a new fb account and inbox me if you're too ashamed to face me.
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Do you love ur gurl
check my facebook relationship status.
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Evr hurt a gal b4?
i think i have but unintentionally. I've always done my best. But nobody's perfect though i know am close to perfect. LoL
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Ted. Kma nde umayankha2
eh. ndimayankha bwino kapena ayi?
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za inbox nde ayi!uyankhe pompa....are you inlove???
hahahaha! Inbox! Cause i can't say yes or no without an explanation. And it could be sensitive info
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What would you do if you could find out the gal you dating is a former prostitute?
i'd address th issue straight to her. If th reasons for stopping are strong enough, i'd stick with her. If not, she better consider th relationship officially over before she returns to her old profession
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do you think flavoured condoms are necessary?
very necessary. Considering th fact that hygiene's not common in all of us.
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were you ever bullied in school?
i was, but not that much. Most bullies bullied me cause they thought th teacher used to favour me cause i was always on 1st position. Big bullies like Douglas hated me to death
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What would you do if the gurl you so inlove with, tells you she's hiv positive.
i'd kill her before th virus does
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What would you do if your gurl could slap twice on both sides?
she wouldn't have th time to slap me twice. But as far as am concerned, that relationship's over. slaps don't have to exist in my relationships.
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Have ever hit a woman?
its a promise i made to myself that i\'ll never beat a woman. I\'ve seen it happen and i know devil would rejoyce if i did it too, that s*cker
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Could you marry a gurl because you made her pregnant?
no way. I would disappear n not even my relatives would know where i would be hiding. I switch positions th moment i hear marriage statements cause am not ready for that.
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U knw a beggining to thnk ur a *ex addict or a player cz the only questionz u getn ndizawakazi and *ex. So tel mi wat r u kwenikweni
hahahaha! Is that what you think? Then let me teach you how to think. Here goes: have you noticed what type of topics people like to talk about? Its all centred on *ex. So thats what people are askin me here. Its what they want to know about me. You can be unique and ask me something else just make sure its not about football. From all this, you\'ll know what i am, won\'t you?